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10 Demotivational Poster


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wulflyng - April 10, 2013, 3:15 pm
And that's why Canada doesn't drink.
agdaniele - November 9, 2010, 12:54 am
You should drink. Taking this way too seriously.
Cloudchaser - November 9, 2010, 12:48 am
It's like an individual who doesn't give a crap when his friend harms someone but whem that someone comes for revenge, suddenly it's "Oh no, you can't do that"
Cloudchaser - November 9, 2010, 12:48 am
I'm probably taking this too seriously, but I never could understand why countries got into it on Serbia's side knowing full well that Serbia murdered Austria's crown prince, his wife and their unborn child.
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 8:21 pm
LOL! WW2 would read about the same... adding the japanese out in the bar parking lot, keying the americans' cars.
pzykosiz - November 8, 2010, 5:09 pm
very nice. 5L's
5150monkeylove - November 8, 2010, 3:57 pm
This is absolute gold! 5 smashed bottles! I laughed so hard through the whole thing, tears were coming out. May WW2 be just as good. Added to favs as well.
hootizz - November 8, 2010, 3:50 pm
Man, this is the best.., love it..!! can not wait to read the WW2 version...
slumstyle - November 8, 2010, 3:43 pm
haha nice! Now try ww2 =P

CLOSE AIR SUPPORT - When Army strong isn't quite strong enough

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RUTT - September 23, 2009, 8:23 pm
The A-10 Warthogs in AF, were Army when I was there last.
CAS - February 25, 2009, 7:48 pm
It is easy to defend the dead with the fault of the living, but when the after action report states that the enemy was about to breach the line and he called the strike on himself simply says he is hero and that is what we do
LogicDude - December 10, 2008, 3:01 pm
A-10 pilots rarely have to buy the drinks when they go into Army bars...we love the Warthog!
.. - November 10, 2008, 11:56 pm
friendly fire anyone?
Airman - September 8, 2008, 5:24 pm
A-10 ftw
MadMSG - August 27, 2008, 2:13 am
AFJ, Good natured inter-service ribbing isn't bagging on my ground-based warfighting brethren. Nor does it diminish the outstanding missions they accomplish. Joking among the services is a long held tradition, maybe you're just too thensitive. It's a joke
AFJ - August 11, 2008, 5:08 pm
Way to be a douche and bag on the service of your comrades
RubberDucky - August 10, 2008, 1:05 am
I agree
Erm - August 7, 2008, 3:22 am
Always a**uming that rocket is being fired at the enemy of course

A-10 WARTHOG - Face it the A-10 doesn't fly it just stares down gravity until it runs away sobbing and then, because it is so badass, the air just decides to get out of its way

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Bolverk37782 - April 27, 2011, 3:49 pm
You forgot the most bad a*sed weapon of the lot, for pure intimidation the 30mm Gatling.
IxLOVExYOU - April 26, 2011, 1:41 pm
the chuck norris of air planes.
smalltownguy - April 26, 2011, 10:33 am
One fuel pod, one ECM pod, four Mk 82's, one Maverick AGM, and two Sidewinders... Yep still got plenty of power to tow an F-18 (chuckle)
marlygirl - April 26, 2011, 8:32 am
so true! Great Po5ter!
ThrillerMan - April 26, 2011, 3:18 am
Did you know that Charlie Sheen is an F-18, bro?
440wakeup - April 25, 2011, 10:34 pm
What's with the missiles, I thought thats where they hooked up the f-16's


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stormXIII - March 3, 2013, 7:51 pm
supplying a lot and creating demand, the backbone of our economy ,)



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thatonechick - March 31, 2010, 10:29 am
I like the tags... xD Oh, and 5L

100 PERCENT - Whatever you do in life, always give 100%. Unless you’re donating blood.

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spacedog - September 30, 2015, 7:28 pm
Hmmmm. I always thought this was ripe for parody. I made a version called Motivillage, but sadly it appears to have been deleted.
nobodyofdistinction - September 30, 2015, 9:31 am
Also, only 14 total Americans, and 6 of them are the top 6 rich people? So, what, you're saying that 40% of Americans are richer than the other 99+% of everyone else in other countries? It's also telling that you've partitioned it into christian or not.
nobodyofdistinction - September 30, 2015, 9:28 am
89 hetero***uals and 11 homo***uals? What about bi***uals and a***uals? I'm a***ual. I could believe my demographic is under 0.5% so it's rounded down to 0, but not bi***uals. Also, 1 has a computer? ONE? Not buying it. You made all this up.
Aurielius - September 30, 2015, 7:56 am
The motoflake version of 'Deep Thoughts' by Jack Handy, just as inane.
Laevian - May 23, 2012, 1:20 pm
you lost me at loneliness of emprisonement, still a good one though
raygun505 - September 29, 2011, 8:22 am
Just stupid, another ploy for Communism and so called Social Justice.
Jmac0585 - March 26, 2010, 2:47 pm
Ironic: A guy with the handle of a guy that stood by and watched an earth-like planet get blown up, posted this.
vader - March 26, 2010, 1:12 pm
Thanks ag, I couldn't have said this better.
agdaniele - March 22, 2010, 9:17 pm
JLBachs... political points of view, as well as inflammatory comments, so early after your arrival here? That'll get you an early departure. Please exercize better judgement.
GreyScorpion - March 22, 2010, 8:29 pm
wow, you read Forbes...nice.
JLBachs - March 22, 2010, 8:24 pm
typical liberal douche bag point of view. Even if I was one of the 6 richest, I wouldn't feel bad about it. The richest man in the world right now is Mexican, BTW.
Hasbunmb - March 6, 2010, 9:46 am
Actually, its been proven that the perentages in this little tale are a complete fallacy... its still a nice cute message though...
Cloudchaser - March 6, 2010, 1:27 am
Just don't live in a way that causes you to die today
MisterJJ - March 6, 2010, 12:56 am
And 8 of those 14 Americans would be trying to make America like the rest of the world.
MrBlack - March 5, 2010, 7:45 pm
Living like it's yer last day only works if it's yer last day. Otherwise, ye tend te get arrested. And if I worked as if I didn't need the money, I wouldn't work
R.S.Jake - March 5, 2010, 5:40 pm
I lived yesterday as if I would die yesterday...I feel like **** today!

10 years of Motifakin -

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pzykosiz - July 16, 2016, 10:01 pm
Good to see some of the old crowd back
mizzdizz - July 16, 2016, 2:17 pm
Pie! Tooooo funny! Made me choke on my coffee! ^!

VOICES IN MY HEAD TELL ME THAT I´M CRAZY - one is humming the theme melody of tetris


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stormXIII - March 3, 2013, 6:46 pm
bombing is so fun when it's on subhuman, hé ?

THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA - And God Said: "Let There Be America."

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whizz - September 13, 2009, 9:31 pm
sometimes everyone makes mistakes

100 KIRBYS! - Choose you character!

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zoomer296 - January 6, 2013, 9:54 pm
Kirby? Why not Zoidberg?
vgcats - July 15, 2012, 12:55 am
Please don't add your watermark to this. :/ http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=253
boeweizer - June 12, 2010, 9:28 pm
ok on your mark get set hang!!
Eugene - November 6, 2009, 12:19 am
Hell it is Bet i can beat you in a race there!
boeweizer - November 3, 2009, 12:50 am
hmm if is kicks a asterisk s then it must be so awesome it went underground to try and escape it awesome-ness, then we meet in hell eugene
bevhillsreborn - October 28, 2009, 7:19 pm
pottery barn kicks a**, boe, find a place that kicks more a** then any other place you know of and go there.
Eugene - October 28, 2009, 1:36 am
Wait...What? I phased out there, what happened?
THeDRiZZ - October 27, 2009, 11:24 pm
This one gets a five just for the comment section and nothing else! lmao
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 11:08 pm
You leaned into it, boe... well played!
boeweizer - October 27, 2009, 10:47 pm
ok noon it is but what a pottery barn?
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 10:24 pm
LOL!!!!! Hackey Sack rumble!!!
Sean - October 27, 2009, 10:22 pm
You tell 'em aggy. Dudes, you should settle this with wiffle bats at noonish behind the Pottery Barn.
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 10:14 pm
Wow. Kirby smack-talk? Flinch fight!!!
boeweizer - October 27, 2009, 10:13 pm
i know of another kirby artist and he made some marvel ones and other ones that look way better that urs

a 10-31 -

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MissPriss - October 23, 2013, 1:15 pm
Hmmm, Go-Cup you say...sounds easy enough. Another 5L poster brought to you by Ism.


1910 -

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forseti - July 7, 2010, 5:51 pm
some funny facts... but not really more.

365 FOOLS -

2010 -

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Zed - September 17, 2009, 4:13 pm
Just try it, "ME/Smarterthanyou", go ahead. Just be warned, I shoot back.
me - September 17, 2009, 12:55 pm
And when those cards become name tags, we will know who to aim for.
DarthBubba - May 9, 2009, 5:33 am
Isn't that when the world's economy fill finally collapse?
RONSART - February 16, 2009, 2:46 am
MR. HtD?....wow...always thought I was alone...nice to see you see the humor too...lol
HtD - February 16, 2009, 2:39 am
Haha. You aren't alone Ron.
WTFO - February 16, 2009, 1:31 am
Definitely made me laugh. Did you find the "$1 Trillion Dollars" yet?
RONSART - February 16, 2009, 1:06 am
Thought you would enjoy this...lol...lol...lol...lol
WTFO - February 16, 2009, 1:03 am
Not a chance in hell, my friend. I could have a full frontal lobotomy and still have enough sense to know ya'll are out of your minds. Keep hoping if it makes you feel good though, bud.
Trapper - February 16, 2009, 12:51 am
You mean there is a liberal on this site?

OLD S-10'S NEVER DIE - We just put V8's in them

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RatFink - June 19, 2010, 7:24 am
i got an S10 and that thing purrs like a ferrari
Sidereal - February 1, 2010, 7:56 am
you forgot the Bubba and Darleen sun strip too

ATLATL - A stick used to throw another stick further then you could throw the stick without the other stick

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IllicoPresto - November 7, 2010, 1:39 am
Excellent! My kind of humor. 5 sticks
Derek - November 7, 2010, 12:42 am
a.k.a. woomera


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Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 14, 2010, 8:24 am
What are you talking aboot?....that's the Lac Du Bonnet wh***house.
CANADA - January 13, 2010, 5:48 pm
thats so true! 5L

GUNS FOR BEGINNERS - Point the scary end at the thing you wanna poke holes in

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templar13 - May 15, 2012, 5:57 pm
Wow. Outside of work and school I never really thought I'd hear someone talk about the fundamentals. You're right, I shoulda mentioned the laser rule.
SteveFurlong - May 15, 2012, 1:55 pm
4L. If you'd put a second line, "Never point the scary end at things you don't wanna poke holes in" it would be 5L for covering the fundamentals of a gun safety course.



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Shadus - August 25, 2010, 2:03 am
That's no moose. That's a SPACE STATION! (-o-)
logan240184 - July 8, 2010, 5:54 pm
They be tasty and big, up to 1800 pounds and 8 feet tall
me4891 - January 6, 2010, 4:09 pm
Good hell that thing is huge. Think of the bbq ribs from that bad boy!
Derek - January 6, 2010, 3:57 pm
That is one big moose

BEER GOGGLES - When you took her back to your place you were thinking "You're the MAN!"...too bad you woke up to "You're a MAN!?"

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GaryO - September 5, 2015, 5:25 am
well now, looks like somebody cooked up a potent batch....
nobodyofdistinction - September 5, 2015, 1:15 am
There actually was an experiment on mythbusters where they had some of the team judge people in attractiveness at different levels of drunk and the results were inconclusive, some people thought the samples got SLIGHTLY better and some worse.
rerun - April 28, 2010, 8:42 pm

I actually have beer goggles (they do exist), they never make a 1 look like a 10.
agdaniele - September 22, 2009, 8:23 pm
And an 12 on weekends!
LogicDude - September 22, 2009, 8:18 pm
And no...this is in NO way meant to be our Greybeard Bunny! I'm sure we'll all agree that she's a 10 24/7!


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agdaniele - October 30, 2010, 8:47 pm

BEFORE BECOMING A DOCTOR - Gregory House used to kidnap small defenseless dalmation puppies. (That jerk.)


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Marlfox - December 24, 2010, 5:28 pm
I noticed that too.
crankyhead - December 24, 2010, 3:02 pm
last night, for a few hours, everyone was a moderator. you could approve and reject posters at will, you could even ban people if you felt like it. I'm sure that it'll get corrected soon Space. =)
TheTrashHeap - December 24, 2010, 2:29 pm
Banned from voting?
spacedog - December 24, 2010, 2:04 pm
Nice poster Airman. I'd give it 5L but I'm banned from voting. Very good though.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 24, 2010, 9:44 am
Because I'm amsome, and my mother makes better spaghetti and meatballs than your mother does.
rerun - December 24, 2010, 9:42 am

now that the glitch has been addressed & fixed, how is that Mooooooooooo is still a mod?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 24, 2010, 9:20 am
All hail Mr.M....King of the Internet!!!!
livegrape - December 24, 2010, 9:18 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 24, 2010, 8:53 am
We are aware of the problem and are taking steps to correct it. Thank you for your concern.
bendarulz - December 24, 2010, 8:50 am
Someone might want to check the system.All the voter I.P.addresses are showing up underneath the ph**o's.
Cloudchaser - December 24, 2010, 12:23 am
Now I'm thinking of the Sabaton song Uprising
AdmiralAckbar - December 23, 2010, 11:07 pm
agdaniele - December 23, 2010, 9:49 pm
GySgt1811 - December 23, 2010, 1:48 pm
Good one Airman. I think the best present was when the clouds finally broke and Santa rode in on the Thunderbolts. 5 P-47's

WHEN THE GOING GETS TOUGH - The tough call for close air support

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CloudchaserS - May 5, 2012, 12:47 am
Fun fact. If you're the enemy, you won't hear an A10 coming. Because they're quieter than many aircraft and by the time they get close enough to be heard, they've already fired. (America! F**k yeah!)


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spacedog - November 24, 2010, 8:00 pm
I love it. 5L
Airman - November 24, 2010, 1:05 pm
Faceplant31 - November 24, 2010, 12:58 pm
This is perfect, great job. 5L
agdaniele - November 24, 2010, 10:14 am
Well played.
rerun - November 24, 2010, 9:40 am

This may very well be your best one.....so far.

Diet -

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Swampfox - May 8, 2013, 4:44 pm
The 105 yo bacon lady. 5L


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pktk - March 5, 2011, 10:35 pm
and why are sperm small and mobile?
pktk - March 5, 2011, 10:34 pm
I looked up 'Why are' and the first two things were: Why are people g**?(Thats kinda rude
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 6:12 pm
lol "Why are there school."

SUCKING - Having been 1500 days And you lose to Purdue Sucking- Michigan Football


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forseti - April 8, 2013, 12:18 pm
Sho - April 8, 2013, 12:17 pm
Lol keep up the good work :D
MissPriss - April 8, 2013, 10:34 am
Congrats Ism. Well don't just sit there...get working on the next 100...teehee.
motinet - April 8, 2013, 9:51 am

LOL! amsome!

NEW BATTERY POWERED NAIL GUN - Real cool! Now just getting the wife to hold up the drywall for you might be a challenge.

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shadow87 - December 26, 2011, 9:08 am
Where can i get me one of those?!?!?!?!?!
Neener - October 20, 2010, 7:46 pm
That pic is sweet!

100 YEARS LATER - the forecast stands the test of time

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TARGETING SYSTEMS - Maybe all we needed was some guide lines.

REDNECK OLYMPIC BIATHLON - To hell with winning a biathlon gold medal, I'm shooting dinner!



CONTRACEPTION - They Do It With The Face

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rerun - April 5, 2010, 9:35 pm

the one in the middle looks like she just got corn-holed, hard.

MESOLITHIC - Has never been hotter

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G4briel - March 9, 2010, 8:26 am
I've to admit i was wrong: 10000 yeasr b.c. was probably in the paleolithic; not mesolithic. But, frankly: who cares?
TheGoat - February 24, 2010, 4:29 am
Actually Quest for Fire was h**ter in the caveman genre!


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lesterinside - May 14, 2010, 2:21 pm
whew. FATT MATT this is GREAT! Boom Boom Boom 5L
phydeaux - April 24, 2010, 1:42 am
one six pack for the poster Matt Man!! AMSOME!! And makes a FANTASTIC avatar face dude! EPIC AMSOME WIN for all involved!
Faceplant31 - April 23, 2010, 4:11 pm
Love it!5 sh**s for u
Airman - April 23, 2010, 3:39 pm
GreyScorpion - April 23, 2010, 3:30 pm
brilliant! now we now why he's called Faceplant31. 5L

ICEMAN - The arizona heat has finally gotten to him.

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Derek - February 22, 2010, 5:14 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 22, 2010, 12:41 am
All the logos and gimmicks in the world will not make this funny.
TheTrashHeap - February 22, 2010, 12:40 am
Oh, just for the usual reasons.
agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 12:39 am
TheTrashHeap - February 22, 2010, 12:38 am
Do we have bombers among us?
agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 12:36 am
Enjoy your rating while it lasts, kid.
spacedog - February 21, 2010, 3:15 pm
Excellent Derek, 5Ls.
Haarakkon - February 21, 2010, 11:27 am
Very nice, D.
GreyScorpion - February 21, 2010, 10:15 am
5 LOL's!!
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 8:56 am
This poster was the best part of waking up!


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bob123456789 - July 24, 2010, 1:04 pm
its Summer Glau in "Sarah Connor Chronicles"
Kainim - March 27, 2010, 12:20 pm
where is this picture from??

T-600 -


HISTORY - Why repeat it, when it's so much more fun just to change it.

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Claire - November 1, 2009, 9:42 pm

10,000 BC -

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MissPriss - August 4, 2014, 10:36 pm
Dammit steve, I was thinking the same thing. That's about the time motifake started up right?
steve1961 - August 4, 2014, 5:02 pm
Hey, it's Rerun!
Reality Lord - August 4, 2014, 4:46 pm

LOL5....a strong 5 cave lions

A picture is worth 1,000 words -

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MissPriss - September 16, 2013, 11:23 pm
Mesmerizing pic! 5L silvie!
Greeny - September 16, 2013, 7:36 pm


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lesterinside - March 9, 2010, 6:33 am
When to practice patience and when to apply tolerance. I remember a saying that great generals are those who were able to prevent wars. Is that an A10 Thunderbolt? What a beauty.
Derek - March 8, 2010, 3:01 pm
No old bold pilots


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MrBlack - March 22, 2010, 5:54 pm
All I know about divorce is that it's what makes me laugh when people say marriage is sacred. Dead serious when I say everyone in my family that's married has divorced
GreyScorpion - March 22, 2010, 12:04 pm
5L why is Divorce so expensive?....because It's worth it

BOREDOM - natures way of telling you to go do something else

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 6, 2012, 3:07 pm
5o true. However, it all depends on the laziness and/or inventiveness of the bored person to try and do something different.


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CANADA - February 16, 2011, 2:12 pm
LMAO! i beat my old man that bad when i was younger. he never played again


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TED - March 19, 2010, 3:44 pm
That is because they have no REAL logic. They're like progs, it's all feeeeeeeel.
Produceman117 - February 10, 2010, 6:40 pm
Amen, Grey.
camden - February 10, 2010, 4:24 pm
Ooh an abacus, thats easy to understand!

10 POINTS - for originality. Hey, at least he was creative.

THEY DON'T MAKE 'EM LIKE THEY USED TO - that would be a good thing

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Faceplant31 - April 6, 2010, 4:49 pm
Here is the video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=joMK1WZjP7g&feature=related
R.S.Jake - April 6, 2010, 4:43 pm
That would be a sweet video! I used to have a 55 DeSoto, I don't think that thing would have had a dent if it hit a tank...but I never did that so, I don't know...
CANADA - April 6, 2010, 3:45 pm
I seen a video where these two hit head on
R.S.Jake - April 6, 2010, 3:39 pm
Yeah, but which would you rather have? I'd rather have the '57!

ITS NO A-10 WARTHOG - But its the best I can do! Sorry Airman...

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Airman - May 13, 2010, 3:57 pm
that's pretty cool. But..
Retserrof - May 12, 2010, 8:40 am
just 'cause it references one of mine, it gets 5 mowers

TERMINATOR -1 - Cyberdyne Systems has breached the limits between Man and Machine.

BIRTH CONTROL - They Doing It Wrong

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Iconoclast - April 5, 2010, 7:45 pm
The emphasis on boys has recently been changing, but it was in place when we welcomed a granddaughter into our family.
agdaniele - April 5, 2010, 7:17 pm
They're doing it right... except for the emphasis on only boys.


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DEATH - While alive, you have a 100% chance of dying.

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ICEMAN - August 8, 2010, 10:14 pm
As if it matters.
boeweizer - August 8, 2010, 10:12 pm
do you mean all movies with ben affleck he is in or just the ones where hes the star with matt damon
boeweizer - August 7, 2010, 12:53 am
things that make u go hmm, brought to you by: me (boeweizer)
spacedog - August 6, 2010, 9:13 pm
Whew! That's a relief. Who wants to live forever? Imagine all that breathing. Now I just have to concentrate on avoiding Ben Affleck movies.
Iconoclast - August 6, 2010, 4:48 pm
and if you are dead, the odds of dying drop to zero.
thatonechick - August 6, 2010, 9:55 am
Also, statistics show that those who have more birthdays live longer. Paradoxically, the more birthdays you have, the less likely it is that you'll live to see the next one.
boeweizer - August 6, 2010, 9:49 am
finallay one of my ideas actualy go through, and get approved



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spacedog - March 30, 2010, 8:36 pm
Well done lester, 5Ls.
lesterinside - March 30, 2010, 11:33 am
@Sick - 2 Purple hearts, a true greybeard! @Bovee - i think i have 3 or 4 LOL. Thanks Guys. Very kind.
Bovee - March 30, 2010, 11:18 am
Look i have 5 grey hairs.
sickartist - March 30, 2010, 8:51 am
5 grey (almost white) L's

DONATIONS - I'm pretty sure that's the last time the charity people will leave me a bag saying "Fill with Love"

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phydeaux - March 23, 2011, 1:05 am
My best inspirations are based on true stories...I thank you!
ICEMAN - March 23, 2011, 1:02 am
Something tells me this comes from experience, Phy. 5 full bags.


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Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 16, 2010, 9:20 am
seeing as you've never even made a single poster, You need to lay off the criticism.
Spaceflightengineer - December 16, 2010, 3:15 am
Please continue to pelt this site with boringly stupid posters, OK?


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spacedog - March 16, 2010, 6:34 pm
Great job Lester. In my faves.
Mongo - March 16, 2010, 11:32 am


LENA HORNE - June 30, 1917 - May 9, 2010 Singer, dancer, movie star, civil rights activist... One classy dame...

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Cubbybear - May 11, 2010, 12:18 am
Don't know why there's no sun up in the sky....RIP Lena
GreyScorpion - May 10, 2010, 5:34 pm
I've always been a Hornee fan. helps explain the TRO

FOOD PROCESSING - Canadian Style!

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Mosethyoth - December 12, 2009, 2:13 pm
I suppose: These are three different deers. Obviously visible on their coats (Look at the foreheads and ears).
CANADA - October 30, 2009, 4:14 pm
I f***ing hate school! tests and mids land right on muzzel season!
claz15 - October 17, 2009, 3:01 pm
i love animals but i dont mind people killing them if they are going to eat them
CANADA - August 14, 2009, 9:27 am
Im a half blood. but i got this one at the back of my parrents property
sarcasm - August 14, 2009, 9:23 am
Nice cover up CANADA. Sh** it on crown land? Indian reserve? :D
Arrogant Knight - August 14, 2009, 9:18 am
Step 3's antlers look really pretty... Just sayin'.
CANADA - August 14, 2009, 9:03 am
step three was actually my deer last season.I just found the others
spacedog - August 13, 2009, 10:19 pm
Sausage AND jerky.
lunchmeat5000 - August 13, 2009, 10:17 pm
Now I want venison. I haven't had deer, much less went hunting in ages. Don't forget to make some sausage too.
agdaniele - August 13, 2009, 9:57 pm
I thought it was only done with rabbits.

REDUNDANT - adj. unnecessary or superfluous; repetition of same sense in different words

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timebomb - November 6, 2009, 12:47 pm
Awesome Pic. Love the A-10-Tank,and them some, killer.
FiveThirty - October 28, 2009, 2:11 am
HAH! I get it! nice pic...

EVOLUTION - It happens in tank busters too

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agdaniele - June 5, 2010, 2:15 pm
You've come a long way, baby.


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HEY GUYS - What Are You Looking At?

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sickartist - December 11, 2009, 10:16 pm
Having been in the 101st 1969 thru 1972... fingers in the ears is the sign for waiting for a big boom.

10 Million Lego man -

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Silverheart - November 12, 2015, 10:14 pm

Rudedog - May 5, 2013, 6:27 pm
d*** blue guys leaving their Legos on the stairs.
spacedog - May 3, 2013, 6:26 pm
It must hurt like hell when he walks around...

Milestone -

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MissPriss - July 17, 2014, 9:40 pm
Thanks for all the comments...truly appreciate knowing so many others enjoy my warp***m(?).
spacedog - July 16, 2014, 6:20 pm
Congrats Miss P on faking a millennium.
Oldsod - July 16, 2014, 9:08 am
Congratulations, Prissy. I bow before your determination...especially when you're wearing leather...
Ism - July 16, 2014, 2:33 am
I want an asterisk by MissPriss' name till she is tested for performance enhancers... great work Miss Priss
maoworks2 - July 15, 2014, 10:24 am
Well Done MissPriss, mao.
GaryO - July 15, 2014, 8:29 am
And there she is, beautifully depicted as the muther of all moti…….well, Missy, looks like you are our very own (ahem) Mutherfaker. Congrats…..really…serious….not kidding.
ughomer - July 15, 2014, 8:29 am
WTG, Pwissy!!
pzykosiz - July 15, 2014, 6:44 am
haven't seen a lot of these guys for a while
MissPriss - July 14, 2014, 11:50 pm
Who you callin' old? Let me tell you...OMG! GOLD! Who do I thank for this honour? Well thanks to 2 of my other personalities and of course my psychiatrist that made this all possible!
Sho - July 14, 2014, 11:30 pm
Well done, Miss P :D

AND WE STOOD ON THAT SHORE - waves lapping at our feet and we watched our dreams slowly drawn out to sea

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spacedog - July 14, 2012, 1:55 pm
Ha! It took me by surprise since you can't make out the words. I guess you can put me in the coffee column. No tea thanks. Still a good poster. ;)
makingplans4nigel - July 14, 2012, 1:41 pm
its a good song but it might not be everyone's cup of tea but i like lyrics more than vocals
spacedog - July 14, 2012, 1:31 pm
Nice poster 4nigel. I liked the lyrics enough to look for the song.


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Cubbybear - October 13, 2010, 11:11 pm
We go to Maui like everybody else.
Mr. Shiny - October 13, 2010, 9:59 pm
lol pretty much true. 5
Derek - October 13, 2010, 9:59 pm
Where do Hawaiians go for their vacations?
agdaniele - October 13, 2010, 9:29 pm
spacedog - October 13, 2010, 9:18 pm
HA! Very well played.


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forseti - February 11, 2012, 5:45 am
German EUR or Greece EUR?!? ;)
ICEMAN - February 10, 2012, 8:20 pm
How much is that in Euros?


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R.S.Jake - April 12, 2010, 10:32 am
Cubby, your avatar is freaking me out!.....All Hail Hypno-Cubby....
Cubbybear - April 11, 2010, 6:24 pm
5/5....this one actually motivated me


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Derek - April 8, 2010, 4:37 pm
Sadly ineffective on some people
pieman - April 8, 2010, 11:49 am

RERUN - Quit your whining. At least you got to run lotion on her back. All I got was a 50ft restraining order.

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spacedog - May 14, 2010, 7:27 pm
Cubbybear - May 14, 2010, 3:04 pm
What! My order was 100 yards
lesterinside - May 14, 2010, 2:51 pm
:) hehehehehe
GreyScorpion - May 14, 2010, 2:47 pm
ah yes, the ol lotion racing down the back trick, and catching the winner at the finish line. nice
rerun - May 14, 2010, 2:38 pm

I got a restraining order just after you did, I am not allowes within 2500 miles of her

WR-104 -

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Greeny - April 28, 2014, 5:30 am
Sorry Altrunchen, I guess I should have been more specific in my first questions... I am curious as to the image on the left and its application to a binary star. Thanks.
Greeny - April 27, 2014, 9:41 pm
Why yes! And there were many many farm fields in the surrounding area with copious amounts of cow pies, and we all know what grows in cow pies... that helped a bunch.
GaryO - April 27, 2014, 8:57 pm
Lemme guess, you were the prophet
Greeny - April 27, 2014, 8:43 pm
Ok seriously though, wouldn't it be something if we were able to predict the future - things that will have a profound impact upon our well being? That happened in our barracks once, they installed a candy machine that gave up everything when turned over.
GaryO - April 27, 2014, 7:39 pm
SQ (smile quietly)
Greeny - April 27, 2014, 7:20 pm
At Gamma Ray's house?
GaryO - April 27, 2014, 6:44 pm
It’s been a debate for several years on whether or not WR-104 will have any effect on earth, and if so, when….I think they’ve narrowed it down from ‘anytime now’ to five hundred thousand years. In a related issue, where is chickenlittle?
Reality Lord - April 27, 2014, 5:37 pm

some might call this event...that will occur within a cosmically recent time frame frame...biblical.
Silverheart - April 27, 2014, 4:10 pm

There are untold millions of stars, what differentiates this one from the others? And, in what manner will said souls be shat? Inquiring minds want to know.
Greeny - April 27, 2014, 3:42 pm
Altrunchen - April 27, 2014, 1:14 pm
WR-104 is a star.
Greeny - April 27, 2014, 12:22 pm


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agdaniele - March 20, 2010, 3:14 am
Worked so far.
Densaku - March 20, 2010, 3:13 am
Yep. That resumes American foreign diplomacy quite well.



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Airman - March 26, 2010, 5:52 pm


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TheTrashHeap - March 7, 2010, 8:13 pm
She's a b**** Grey. XD Thanks!
GreyScorpion - March 7, 2010, 7:12 pm
ps, love your new avatar. that is one handsome boy, I don't care what Mooo+ says
GreyScorpion - March 7, 2010, 7:09 pm
Sorry, My bad!, didn't know mastiffs were jugglers, I thought they were only juggie lovers..;)
TheTrashHeap - March 7, 2010, 7:06 pm
Whoa whoa grey... easy on the "Mrs" stuff! Boy oh boy if Mrs Heap ever found out about Trashette....XD
GreyScorpion - March 7, 2010, 6:40 pm
It's a great pic!! Props to Mrs Trashette!!
TheTrashHeap - March 7, 2010, 6:29 pm
BTW the pic was taken yesterday in my backyard.
TheTrashHeap - March 7, 2010, 6:28 pm
Anyone else having issues or does GS need to get his eyes tested?
GreyScorpion - March 7, 2010, 6:26 pm
nice picture, but I can't read the font type. 4L
rerun - March 7, 2010, 5:12 pm

Nice TTH, and Trashette is good with a camera (NO, I don't care to see those "other" pictures)

DEAR NOOBS, - As supreme greeter/hazing master It is my pleasure and duty to welcome you to Motifake Now just follow me for your welcome gift...

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agdaniele - August 9, 2010, 11:28 pm
This one's Noobs... is that close enough?
agdaniele - August 9, 2010, 9:27 pm
You're not leading them to the playgirl van, are ya?
Hawamleh - August 9, 2010, 9:12 pm
1L Bombed By The Noobs...ironic :), ill Give You 5L As Compensation.


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lesterinside - March 13, 2010, 4:47 pm
Thanks guys. That was very kind. Fun FTW
TheTrashHeap - March 13, 2010, 12:52 pm
Lester FTW! You have become a prolific Motifaker in such a short time Lester. Congratulations and keep up the good work!
sickartist - March 13, 2010, 7:12 am
Very nice Lester 5L
phydeaux - March 13, 2010, 2:51 am
lester, brilliant. Completely brilliant. 5L's made of %100 pure amsome.
Produceman117 - March 13, 2010, 1:39 am
absolutely brilliant
agdaniele - March 13, 2010, 1:14 am
This is why I always say that motifake belongs to the lunatics. Stability in the inconsistency. Ok, I never say that.. but, this is a 5L, hands down. Well, sorta down... one is still on the mouse. 5L

CUBBYBEAR - The winter coat and lack of exercise took it's toll on his success rate with the ladies.

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Bovee - February 8, 2010, 10:02 am
5L's all the way.
phydeaux - February 8, 2010, 8:25 am
Ahhh...graced by our Lord and Master. Thank you Sir!
motifake - February 8, 2010, 7:44 am



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M0rd3kaI - March 31, 2012, 3:47 pm
Lol, I have to translate everything into lbs... ft+inches and yds and miles for some of my... 'US' ... friends to understand.... chrissake... well, luckily I can still do basic maths (PS... I'm a metric guy... more precise ;) )
suenero - October 16, 2010, 2:03 pm
5L's on how we Americans think that we're better than the rest of the world, and how it isolate us from the rest of the world.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 16, 2010, 12:15 pm
I'm glad you feel free To voice your opinion here, we're all about that kinda thing....But you're wrong....so epically wrong.
andnowforme0 - October 16, 2010, 12:05 pm
america does not need your metric system, BECAUSE IMPERIAL IS TOO BADASS FOR YOU AND NOT AMERICA! there i said it.
GreyScorpion - January 5, 2010, 6:51 pm
it is a good poster, but I don't see how you get 3 out of us and them?
R.S.Jake - January 5, 2010, 6:48 pm
Metric is for losers! there I said it! :)
fred - January 5, 2010, 6:46 pm
A funny example of how third world the US often is.
Derek - January 2, 2010, 4:18 pm
One can only hope for so much.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 3:50 pm
Why not mention the U.S?.......are you afraid of what they might do to you? or have you just given up like the rest of us?
Bartimaeus - January 2, 2010, 3:43 pm
5L We need to get that ****.
Bartimaeus - January 2, 2010, 3:42 pm
If you guys don't use feet, how do you measure shoe size?
Derek - December 22, 2009, 12:10 am
The Burmese and Liberians don't think I'm subtle.
GreyScorpion - December 21, 2009, 9:14 pm
you're as subtle, as a kick in the groin....but it's still a good poster. 5 cm3/h2O


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spacedog - March 5, 2010, 7:23 pm

PIEMANS WIFE - Jake and her are "just friends"

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R.S.Jake - March 30, 2010, 3:05 pm
12 Huh? Nice! Makes a fa--- distant acquintence...proud! Hope he doesn't go bald at 17.
agdaniele - March 30, 2010, 2:34 pm
Uh-oh!!! 5L
pieman - March 30, 2010, 2:11 pm
Now I know why the boys mustache came in at 12 years old. Nice one.


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GreyScorpion - March 10, 2010, 10:52 am
5 Ernestine's


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rerun - April 6, 2010, 10:05 pm

Octomom squared?


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Mongo - May 19, 2010, 11:16 am
Flattered and happy to be back....now fully aware of how things operate around here.
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 11:11 am
I got on to crashedmonkey for having multiple aliases... And then you got online... And I was trying to get your attention. That's all.
Mongo - May 19, 2010, 11:06 am
I don't get it....very confused, remember, I was in solitary confinement for a week.
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 11:03 am
Read on down if you haven't yet. LoL
Mongo - May 19, 2010, 11:02 am
thatonechick - March 31, 2010, 9:55 am
Mongo, if you don't say hi, the crashed monkey gets it. :P
thatonechick - March 31, 2010, 9:31 am
But... but... AWWWWWWWWWW! :'(
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 31, 2010, 9:29 am
That's your motherly instincts TOC........Cut that out already!
thatonechick - March 31, 2010, 8:47 am
Aw, Mongo left. :( I was hoping for a nice happy reunion or something.
thatonechick - March 31, 2010, 8:46 am
Crashedmonkey, Mongo! You are online at the same time!
lesterinside - March 30, 2010, 12:39 pm
That's the reason i quit my last last job. i am not allowed to do anything while the customer is beating the **** out of me.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 30, 2010, 12:19 pm
But mostly I do nothing.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 30, 2010, 12:18 pm
No....Not even close.......What I do is more like "Beat the **** out of the customer" service.
lesterinside - March 30, 2010, 12:13 pm
you're in Customer Service too?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 30, 2010, 11:59 am
I don't have much of a choice......it's either work or starve.....And I have a habit to support.
lesterinside - March 30, 2010, 11:55 am
The last time i worked i got fired. For trying.
lesterinside - March 30, 2010, 11:54 am
That's bad!!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 30, 2010, 11:53 am
lesterinside - March 30, 2010, 11:52 am
moooooooooooo where have you been.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 30, 2010, 11:48 am
I don't know Bovee...that last one seemed racially motivated.
Bovee - March 30, 2010, 11:13 am
i was to quick to attack. sorry. just seen this to much in my short time here. and all my attacks are in good fun anyway.
lesterinside - March 30, 2010, 10:45 am
Hit you at the forum again crashed. Thanks for commenting. T.O.C. she is nice. I also encourage you to create poster. Have a nice day.
Crashedmonkey - March 30, 2010, 10:33 am
Well, thank you guys for not jumping on the attack, i know it looks read bad, but really the only name i ever use for ANYTHING at all is this one, ive had this logon/sn since i was like 13 for games and save files and everything
thatonechick - March 30, 2010, 10:33 am
Indeed. It is also noteworthy that of the registered names, none have a warning or ban record. :)
lesterinside - March 30, 2010, 10:31 am
I guess that was not necessary crashed since you're kind enough to answer to the allegations pleasantly.
Crashedmonkey - March 30, 2010, 10:26 am
and yes i posted my work number and yes i know how easy it is to mess with but i dont really care, thats why i have the "mute" b***on and caller id
thatonechick - March 30, 2010, 10:25 am
...Particularly anyone using the names I mentioned.
Crashedmonkey - March 30, 2010, 10:23 am
Crashedmonkey - March 30, 2010, 10:21 am
Crashedmonkey - March 30, 2010, 10:21 am
I will try to find these people. Im a part of one command here of like 15 people, and theres another 9 commands with 30 or more people attached to this floor alone, the building is about six stories high and were ALL on one network and there a comp per
lesterinside - March 30, 2010, 10:20 am
Yes, Crashedmonkey. But i'm sure you understand the consequences this. if one of those aliases does something cute the blame falls on you.
thatonechick - March 30, 2010, 10:18 am
I still say you should search out whoever is Mongo. LoL They must be nearby since your IPs are the same... That would just be weird. I keep hoping nobody from school finds the site so I don't get someone else's alias stuck to me.
Crashedmonkey - March 30, 2010, 10:15 am
*ack* i r not mongo
lesterinside - March 30, 2010, 10:12 am
Mongo. I'm sure i read it somewhere but not in the headlines. d*** those barbiturates.
Crashedmonkey - March 30, 2010, 10:01 am
*fact not face
Crashedmonkey - March 30, 2010, 10:01 am
but they werent there before this morning, im tellin yall, its not me, its the face im using this computer
thatonechick - March 30, 2010, 9:55 am
There's actually quite a few more aliases I found as well.
Crashedmonkey - March 30, 2010, 9:46 am
Seriously, I dont like, but im using a work computer in a building with ALLOT of people all on the same network, I only use one name for EVERYTHING and thats this one.
Bovee - March 30, 2010, 9:45 am
wow that is a lot. maybe he is bipolar.
thatonechick - March 30, 2010, 9:35 am
USN, Pitbulownr... How many of these do you have?!?
thatonechick - March 30, 2010, 9:35 am
And cavalla boy, Waterterd, NY, and elwood blues. Jeebus.
thatonechick - March 30, 2010, 9:34 am
Interesting. You are also: scott, dave, kyle., Muffin, Mack, todd snyder, ???, and north star.
thatonechick - March 30, 2010, 9:29 am
You and your aliases. That's uncool, dude.
Crashedmonkey - March 30, 2010, 9:27 am
I kinda really wanna read this story now...


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sickartist - December 25, 2009, 5:27 pm
Not a thing to argue with here 5L