Tagged with: 5
 | FIVE LION WORTHY - |
 | INTIMIDATION - |
 | 5 LIONS - ...just showed up looking for Simba! They said the reason why he snuck away to live with us for all these years is because he owes them money! |
 | THE BEST - |
 | I DON'T SWIM - |
 | DUKE NUKEM - Shake it baby! |
 | GET ALONG BESSIE - |
 | BJ AND $145 - Count me In! |
 | RED RIVER VALLEY PRAYER - |
 | 1759 - To Arthur Guinness. Legend. |
 | 50 POINTS - On the fat kid with the "purple" hair!TAGS: g 20 portestors rioters police swat pittsburgh Rating: 3.56/5 More motifakes by yeodawg@hotmail.com |
 | DISNEYSITTER - |
 | IF YOU ANSWERED "TRUE" TO 5 OR MORE QUESTIONS . . . - . . . you might be a redneck |
 | MARRIAGE - |
 | NOTICE ANYONE MISSING? - |
 | LIGHTNING - Can strike twice |
 | UNSINKABLE #5 - She may go down, but she'll never drown! |
 | REMEMBER WHEN - |
 | IN MEMORIAM - |
 | YOUTH - |
 | 5 GUM - Feels like being thrown into a fireplace by a man who is on fire |
 | VACATIONS - |
 | WAIT A MINUTE... - If the camera's sitting on the counter, then how did they take the picture? |
 | TURN LEFT IN 50 FEET... - Arrive at destination. Welcome home, Ms. Hilton. |
 | 50 REASONS - |
 | $350,906 - To raise me through college Luv Ya, Pookie |
 | PLAYBOY - |
 | 50 REASONS TO HAVE SEX? - This list must have been made by a women, men don't need reasons. |
 | BIG BREAK UP - |
 | $500K IN STIMULUS BILL - For a DOG PARK in Chula Vista, CA! (Creates 0 jobs) It's just like a mini-Congress. They just walk around sniffing each others' asses and pissing on everything. |
 | $50,000 PER HOUR - |
 | MOTIFAKER KIDS OF THE WORLD - |
 | OH, NO!!! - I don't like this part, it's too scary! Just tell me when it's safe to look, okay? |
 | LAST DANCE - |
 | B-52'S - Our version of the Car-Bomb |
 | SIGN LANGUAGE - |
 | GMILFS - |
 | THE FIVE LIONS - Their true identities revealed!!!! |
 | .50 CAL BMG - Helping American soldiers give the opportunity to others to die for their country since 1917 |
 | $500M IN STIMULUS BILL - For Solar-Powered Water Heaters in Puerto Rico! (Creates 14 jobs) WHAT!? That territory doesn't even pay federal income taxes! |
 | GUINNESS 250 - No sir, I don't like it (The snowball in hell just paid 1875 to 1) |
 | 37 CENT - The recession has hit everyone. |
 | MISS 50 PAGEANT - Memories of Gramma in her apron and warm cookies seems so distant |
 | COLT .45 - Keeping rapists at bay since 1911 |
 | GRILLED CHEESE GOGGLES - |
 | 500 MOTIFAKES - |
 | 1950S PRICES - They were good enough for Grandpa, so why not the rest of us? |
 | OVER 1500 MOTIFAKES - What the FUCK is wrong with me? |
 | INNOVATION - Designing something that doesn't get improved on much for 100 years. |
 | 50,000 AMERICAN KIDS ADOPTED - But with 400,000 more in Foster Care, Americans still adopted 17,000 African children in 2008. |
 | ALWAYS CHECK OUT THE MOM - I call it the Russian Doll Phenomenon. If you wanna know how fat she'll be in 20 years....Check out the Mom. |
 | UNFORGETTABLE CHILDHOOD MEMORIES - |
 | $1,258.00 MY ASS - Fixed it myself |
 | NISSAN R35 - You're doing it wrong. |
 | CONGRATS! - |
 | REAL MOTIFAKES - |
 | GENERAL EISENHOWER - 1945 - "Photograph Everything You See. In the future, someone or some group will say the Holocaust never happened" |
 | PLEASE TAKE 5 MINUTES EVERYDAY - To Dance! You'll feel better for it |
 | $39.95 - |
 | APRIL 15TH IS HERE - Please remember to pay your taxes We're counting on you... gracias. |
 | $650M IN STIMULUS BILL - For converter box coupons for folks who don't have cable or satellite TV! How does sitting on you butt watching Wheel of Fortune stimulate the economy? |
 | WHEN THE B52S ARRIVE - You suddenly realize how fucked you are |
 | MISCARRIAGE- 5000 POINTS - Why spend 200 dollars on an abortion? |
 | $1.5M IN STIMULUS BILL - For a prostitute shelter in Dayton, OH! (Creates 0 jobs) Wait a minute...if they're in the shelter, then they are out of work too. |
 | NAIVE YOUTH - |
 | SEEING YOURSELF - |
 | FORCED WATER LANDING - The Pilots of US Airways Flight 1549 Did It Right! |
 | 5TH GRADE GYMNASTIC CLASSES - They Pay Divedends When You Hit College |
 | F15'S OVER STONEHENGE - One of the biggest henges in the world |
 | 15 DAYS - Until Beavis and Butthead are Finished Destroying America!! |
 | IN 5 SECONDS - This Wiitard won't have a girlfriend |
 | CONSERVATIVES - |
 | IT’S A FUN GAME - |
 | .45 - becauuse 9mm is over rated and it sure as hell wont stop a zombie |
 | VESPA WITH A 75 MM RECOILLESS RIFLE - When you need major firepower in an economy sized package! |
 | TAC-50 MCMILLAN RIFLE - F*ck an M1 Garand or a 9MM. I'll take a 2500 yard shot FTW! |
 | GENESIS 50:17 - I ask you to forgive your brothers, the sins. |
 | 765 BILLION - 766 Billion 767 Billion |
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 | F-15 & FF-22 - |
 | SERIOUS F15 - Deadly Serious |
 | B-52 - When all else fails... Bring the rain! |
 | 75 YEARS AGO - My my |
 | EBONY MAGAZINE - 1985 - Projecting Michael at age 40. Uncanny in it's accuracy |
 | 50 CENT - |
 | AUGUST 6, 1945 - We have a quick flight up to Hiroshima. See you later for Happy Hour |
 | SUBTLETY - The mark of any good superhero. Right, Brainiac 5? |
 | KARL WALLENDA (1905-78) - Killed in a fall at age 73 in Puerto Rico, which was captured on video, here: http://www.metacafe.com/watch/66324/rope_walking_accident/ R.I.P. |
 | 50 CENT - Because living in the suburbs of Connicicut is waaaay too gangsta for you!! |
 | 5 BUCKS - Is 5 Bucks |
 | 15 YARD PENALTY - Unsportsman like conduct - excessive celebrating in the end zone |
 | THANKS, SEAN!!! - I always wondered where canadian bacon came from. |
 | PRAISE ALLAH - |
 | BARACK OBAMA - The only president to visit 57 states. |
 | SURPRISE BUTTSECKS - Just when you think it can't get worse |
 | Customer Service - |
 | SCIENCE - You've come a long way baby! |
 | CELEBRATION - |
 | NIGGAS - First bikes, now yoshi's! |
 | THE FUTURE - |
 | 9915 - |
 | 50 CALIBER TRAINING - A small first step See if you can hit the ocean |
 | GRAMMAR - Just for you, my dearest Nazi..... |
 | HER LEFT EAR - Or would that be her right ear? Yucky. |
 | B - 52 - Everything else ....... ....... is Bullshit |
 | 1950'S - Got to hand it to them… They had it right… |
 | 1965 - The year Santa ran of with your mother and your presents |
 | 25 YEARS LATER - They're Still Short |
 | SPECIAL FORCES - They mostly come at night. Mostly. |
 | 45 - |
 | 75 YEAR-OLD POLITICAL CARTOON - And Its Amazing How Appropriate It Is Today |
 | HEY... - |
 | YOU MEAN.... - If I can put it all back together in 5 minutes, I'll be your next apprentice. Gee...Thanks Mr. Trump !! |
 | B-52 BABY, WAY UP IN THE SKY - Come droppin' your lovin' on me, child B52 baby, way up in the sky Drop your love on me tonight, yeah |
 | I SAID 53RD AND LEX - Damn it. Let me out, I'll walk. Nobody speak english in this freaking town? |
 | 65 MILLION COPIES LATER - Still No Movie |
 | 50 CENT - Yeah. He's a bitch. |
 | PAUL NEWMAN: 1925 - 2008 - Actor, humanitarian, and a damned handsome man |
 | 1958-2009 - Your Children Can Go Outside And Play. It's Safe Now. |
 | NICOLE BROWN SIMPSON (1959-94) - Don't forget what was done to her, and by WHOM it was done. |
 | RICO1845: GREAT PARENTING SKILLZ, YOU NEED THEM IF YOU'RE HYPERACTIVE ON THE MOTIFAKE FORUM.... - |
 | 50 CENT - Got rich and stopped tryin' |
 | OBEDIENCE - |
 | LEARN TO COUNT - He made 2 sucky films, there was a sequel. |
 | I'M JOHNNY 5 - And I'm gonna kick Wall-E's copyright infringing ass! |
 | 500 MOTIFAKES - I really need to get a life:) Here's to the next 500! |
 | CUBBY'S VACATION - DAY 57 - |
 | THE 50'S - Men loved their cheese like they loved their women, soft and easy to spread |
 | RESDIENT EVIL 5 (LARP) - Relax it's okay, I'm black, the cops black. the presidents black! What we can't have fun make a joke? |
 | NS-5'S - Go eat shit Skeleton Army! |
 | .50 cal - |
 | 5 MINUTES LATER - the golden shower contest begun, guess who was the judge????? |
 | THE 3:15 BUS - Does It Stop Here? |
 | 1 THESSALONIANS 5:2 - For you know very well that the day of the Lord will come like a thief in the night. |
 | BARRETT 50 CAL - A REAL american weapon |
 | C-C-C COMBO BREAKER - |
 | MURPHY'S LAW OF COMBAT RULE #53 - Sniper's motto: Reach Out and Touch Someone |
 | 50 YEARS AGO, NEXT MONTH - "The Day the Music Died" February 3, 1959 Clear Lake, Iowa (plane crash) |
 | POOR - guy |
 | SWEET LITTLE GIRLS - THEY WILL FUCK YOU UP |
 | QU!T 5T3AL!N6 O R LETT3R$ - Seriously, We're Running Out |
 | THAT MAKES YOU - A douchebag too |
 | BIG IMAGE - It goes out of the frame! |
 | DIY 50. CAL - When there arent enough humvees |
 | 5 GUM - 5 gum, It's like old man winter just pissed in your mouth. |
 | World of Warcraft - |
 | 52 VIRGINS - They ain't going without a fight |
 | BLACK PEOPLE - They've got Hilary! (No offense) |
 | EBAY - Auctioning your "junk" since 1995. (When you see it, you will shit bricks.) |
 | 50 FT WOMAN ON THE RAG AND UNPREPARED - Y'all got a Sealy Posturepedic Mattress or a roll of shag carpet I can borrow? |
 | .50 CAL - Dirtying your turban since 1986 |
 | >>102554091 - one brave ass cracker |
 | AWESOME # 5 - "Martin, Aston Martin" Vanquish Type S |
 | IT WOULD BE A TWINKIE 35-FEET LONG WEIGHING 600 POUNDS - That's A Big Twinkie! |
 | I MAY NOT BE PERFECT - But she'll enjoy all 25 seconds! Or, at least I will. And that's all that matters. |
 | F22 - F117 - F4 -F15 - Hike! |
 | MURPHY'S LAW OF COMBAT #15 - Never draw fire, it irritates everyone around you. |
 | 29 MAY 1985 - The first time NAMBLA was busted |
 | GOLDORAK - kicking ass since 1975 |
 | MARGARET HAMILTON (1902-85) - She perfected the combination of "ugly" & "evil." (While remaining a sweetheart of a woman, inside.) |