Tagged with: 500
 | INTIMIDATION - |
 | $500K IN STIMULUS BILL - For a DOG PARK in Chula Vista, CA! (Creates 0 jobs) It's just like a mini-Congress. They just walk around sniffing each others' asses and pissing on everything. |
 | $500M IN STIMULUS BILL - For Solar-Powered Water Heaters in Puerto Rico! (Creates 14 jobs) WHAT!? That territory doesn't even pay federal income taxes! |
 | 500 MOTIFAKES - |
 | OVER 1500 MOTIFAKES - What the FUCK is wrong with me? |
 | MISCARRIAGE- 5000 POINTS - Why spend 200 dollars on an abortion? |
 | SCIENCE - You've come a long way baby! |
 | CELEBRATION - |
 | 500 MOTIFAKES - I really need to get a life:) Here's to the next 500! |
 | 500 - Following Ronsart, I made my wife happy now that I reached the 500 post mark as well. Trouble is Ronsart creates Art and I????? |
 | MOTORCYCLE $5000 - Side car $1000 Getting your friend to sit in the side car while you jump it PRICELESS |
 | FAST GETAWAY CAR - When you're doing the crime, it won't waste your time. |