Query tags with term: 50cal
 | OFFICE POLITICS - When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute. |
 | CODE MONKEY - An organism that turns coffee into software |
 | FEAR - Sure it looks small and a little cute... Then you remember the thing that gave birth to this thing is still out there..... |
 | RELATIONSHIPS - Women always worry about the things that men forget; men always worry about the things women remember. |
 | MARRIGE - We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops. |
 | WHAT? - What do you mean, my birth certificate expired? |
 | TARGET PRACTICE AT SEA - |
 | DISAPPOINTMENT - It's to a noble soul is what cold water is to burning metal; it strengthens, tempers, intensifies, but never destroys it. |
 | OFFICE POLITICS #10 - If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something. |
 | OFFICE POLITICS #7 - When doing something without being told, you're overstepping your authority. When your boss does the same thing, that's initiative. |
 | GREAT IDEAS - Is it worth going above and beyond to create masterpieces that make people laugh and cry, only to see 5 people have voted? |
 | TIME MACHINES EXIST - A hotel mini-bar allows you to see into the future and what a can of Coke will cost in 2020. |
 | YOU SEE OFFICER - I was just watching Home Improvement when I had the great idea to use a blowtorch to clear snow from the deck. It was when when the side of the house caught fire I began to rethink things. |
 | HALLOWEEN - It was all great until your buddy came over with Popov vodka in a Absolut bottle.... |
 | AIMING HIGH - The neighbors son is proof that anyone can be successful enough to drive a BMW or Mercedes. And besides, he looks so sharp in his valet parking attendant uniform. |
 | BY ALL MEANS MARRY - if you get a good wife, you'll be happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a motifaker. |
 | BOSSES NEED SURGE PROTECTORS - That way their mouth would be buffered from surprise spikes in their brain. |
 | YOU KNOW YOU ARE IN BIG TROUBLE AT WORK WHEN... - the LAN suddenly began backing-up your computer every 10 minutes. |
 | OFFICE POLITICS #8 - When you're out of the office, you're wandering around. When your boss is out of the office, he's on business. |
 | TED - He's the Moti network Ban-hammer guardian when the Mods are not using it. Oh, and he hates smart ass noobs. |
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