Query tags with term: 50cal
OFFICE POLITICS - When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute.
CODE MONKEY - An organism that turns coffee into software
FEAR - Sure it looks small and a little cute... Then you remember the thing that gave birth to this thing is still out there.....
RELATIONSHIPS - Women always worry about the things that men forget; men always worry about the things women remember.
MARRIGE - We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
WHAT? - What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?
TARGET PRACTICE AT SEA -
DISAPPOINTMENT - It's to a noble soul is what cold water is to burning metal; it strengthens, tempers, intensifies, but never destroys it.
OFFICE POLITICS #10 - If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
OFFICE POLITICS #7 - When doing something without being told, you're overstepping your authority. When your boss does the same thing, that's initiative.
GREAT IDEAS - Is it worth going above and beyond to create masterpieces that make people laugh and cry, only to see 5 people have voted?
TIME MACHINES EXIST - A hotel mini-bar allows you to see into the future and what a can of Coke will cost in 2020.
YOU SEE OFFICER - I was just watching Home Improvement when I had the great idea to use a blowtorch to clear snow from the deck. It was when when the side of the house caught fire I began to rethink things.
HALLOWEEN - It was all great until your buddy came over with Popov vodka in a Absolut bottle....
AIMING HIGH - The neighbors son is proof that anyone can be successful enough to drive a BMW or Mercedes. And besides, he looks so sharp in his valet parking attendant uniform.
BY ALL MEANS MARRY - if you get a good wife, you'll be happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a motifaker.
BOSSES NEED SURGE PROTECTORS - That way their mouth would be buffered from surprise spikes in their brain.
YOU KNOW YOU ARE IN BIG TROUBLE AT WORK WHEN... - the LAN suddenly began backing-up your computer every 10 minutes.
OFFICE POLITICS #8 - When you're out of the office, you're wandering around. When your boss is out of the office, he's on business.
TED - He's the Moti network Ban-hammer guardian when the Mods are not using it. Oh, and he hates smart ass noobs.
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