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 | BLONDES - |
 | ABILITY - |
 | FEMALE HUNTERS - I'd let her mount me any day. |
 | DECISIONS - Guess I'd better to check the pantry to see if I have either tartar sauce or BBQ sauce first! |
 | DESSERT - Excuse me, Waiter? I distinctly remember ordering the "Monkey BREAD"TAGS: november challenge dining better this than the goatcheese cake Rating: 4.33/5 More motifakes by LogicDude |
 | THE USRSF CODE NAMED: "BUBBA" - |
 | BADMINTON - |
 | THIS - is Gun Control |
 | WTF. NOT THE REACTION YOU'D BE HOPING FOR... - |
 | FEELING SIGNIFICANT? - Don't |
 | CHINESE ECONOMICS 101 - |
 | THE DARK SIDE - Even their sense of humor is dark... |
 | IN MOTIFAKE HEAVEN - |
 | THE LONG LOST DIARY - Chris would have fit right in with us |
 | RECRUITING - I find your lack of faith in the effectiveness of baked goods disturbing |
 | BEST FRIENDS - "Hurry it up Romeo! I think I can hear her Dad coming!" |
 | WOOKIEES - The Empire's favorite Fall GuysTAGS: november challenge star wars intergalactic war on wookiees Rating: 4.09/5 More motifakes by LogicDude |
 | ARGUMENT SETTLED - Greedo WHO? Chewbacca shot first. |
 | BABY PICTURES - Optimus Prime's Mom always liked to drag this one out to show his dates |
 | TRY AS HARD AS YOU CAN - But you won't pass Pat's Place |
 | BACON - |
 | RARE VIEW - A rarely seen picture of the inside of an actual Can-o-Whoopass |
 | DESPICABLE HELLHOLE - The sun is shining, birds fly, the air is clear, everything is beautiful here and you are welcome forever, but there's no bacon. Welcome to hell. |
 | THE EXPERIENCES OF OUR LIVES - How dear to this heart are the scenes of my childhood When fond recollection presents them to view - Samuel Woodworth |
 | THE APPROVAL QUEUE - |
 | PROLIFERATION - Who needs nukes? These suckers breed like rabbits and are cheap! Oh well, I'm off to PetSmart! |
 | CSI CANADA - Season - 1 Episode - 1 Verdict - Canceled |
 | SPEED TRAPS - Sneaky bastards |
 | THE HALL OF FAME - |
 | HAHAHAHA! - Go on laugh when no one is looking |
 | LEFTOVER PIECES - "Hmmm, this brick is about the same size as one of those Womp Rats from Tatooine... where do you think it's supposed to go?"TAGS: november challenge the cornerstone of your death star Rating: 4.03/5 More motifakes by LogicDude |
 | ORDERS ARE - Nobody can see the Great Oz Not Nobody Not Nohow! |
 | IDEAS - |
 | MANS BEST FRIEND - they're called that for a reason! |
 | GENESIS - Facebook version. |
 | YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE SKINNY - to be sexy |
 | STAR PORN - A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away... *fap**fap**fap**fap* |
 | METH ADDICTS - |
 | HYDRAULICS, GUTS AND GLORY - This thing is so on my Christmas list. |
 | SEVERANCE PACKAGE - Think twice about telling off your Boss. And if your Boss is a Sith Lord, you may want to think about it a few MORE times. |
 | THE BARON - Finds your antics amusing |
 | AVOID - nice planet too bad there are religious nuts on it |
 | LEVELING - |
 | SEAN - He's often said that revenge, like Elder God Douchebag's offspring, is a dish best eaten cold |
 | A PERFECT DAY FOR A MAN - One must always have goals |
 | FIVE LION WORTHY - |
 | I AGREE - She does, however, belong in my room in handcuffs. |
 | A LIGHTLY BREADED COD - With just a hint of dijon |
 | EPIC ASS - |
 | TRUE LOVE - Isn't it great |
 | THIS POST'S FOR YOU - |
 | SPACEBOOK - Even HERE it's not safe for work!TAGS: darth vader tool stormtrooper starwars facebook Rating: 3.97/5 More motifakes by Chopperliscious |
 | EVOLUTION - |
 | LIMBO - The bar doesn't get any lower than this. |
 | CLOSE - |
 | HISTORY - |
 | WAIT... - what?! |
 | SELF DATING - |
 | THE CAPTAIN - Because the captain can do what he wants. |
 | MICKEYJAM - The Master Of Analysis |
 | FORETHOUGHT - Ya know guys, I keep thinking we should include something in here in case the people elect a total moron! |
 | EMPIRE UNION MEETING - ...Jerry.."Here!"...Bill..."Here!".. Gustavo.."Here!"...Yolanda..."Here!".. Wow, This Is a Real Time Drain. |
 | POSITIONS - The right to go topless? That's an argument I can get behind! |
 | LONG CAT - Really REALLY fucking long |
 | THAT GUY - With The Pitcher Of Ice Water He Was About This Tall |
 | GALACTICA - No wonder the cylons hated us |
 | POLITICAL CORRECTNESS - Empowering women with more executive clout than the Patriot ActTAGS: feminism political correctness new world order Rating: 3.94/5 More motifakes by Chopperliscious |
 | PEDOBEAR - He always promises he'll call, but he never does... |
 | SOCIAL NETWORKING WEBSITES - How did we live without them? |
 | THREESOME - Look over there girls! *thump!**thump!* And now they're aaaaaall mine! |
 | HONESTLY - How Can You ? |
 | SEALS - OM NOM NOM NOM |
 | GREYBEARDS - The Sage Greybeards of Motifake can still find a way to score with even the most staunch members of the M.A.L.T.! |
 | FORESIGHT - |
 | OPPORTUNITY - |
 | UM, CHARLOTTE... - What does "ROTFLMFAO! C YA IN A BLT ASAP!" mean? One of those douchebag ducks texted me on my Blackberry. |
 | HAKUNA MATTATA - |
 | ANOTHER CASE - of underestimating the ammo requirements |
 | SONUVA... - "Hey look! We both have on Buster Browns!" |
 | I TAWT I TAW A... - "And the cat? He's a total freak! He's...he's...OMG he's right behind me, isn't he? QUICK! Act natural!" |
 | HALLOWEEN - |
 | WIFE'S FIRST HUNT - |
 | THE HIT - You didn't really think Dorothy went through a tornado, a forest of evil trees, dealt with flying monkeys and a witch all for a stupid pair of red shoes did you? |
 | REGICIDE - It ain't easy! |
 | MERRY CHRISTMAS - |
 | I AM BECOME TIMMAY - |
 | DADDY - |
 | THANK GOD! - Ever try wearing a coat made out of LIVE mink? Those little guys will f*ck you up! |
 | LATEST POLLS - |
 | BRAINSTORMING - Some of the best ideas were found through it. |
 | THERE SHE BLOWS - |
 | LOVE - |
 | SEARCHING FOR ALIENS - |
 | HOLIDAY DECORATIONS - |
 | GENETICS - |
 | ADAM WEST - His approach may be simple, but hey - it got rid of Keaton, Kilmer and Clooney... |
 | THERE'S A REASON - Us Canadians are so protective of our bacon |
 | VIRGINITY - Once you've lost it, searching for it is an exercise in futility. |
 | THE WINNER - |
 | INGENUITY - |
 | VADER - THIS IS WHY WE LIKE HIM |
 | GOOGLE'S OPINION - Strawberries are better served for fruit salad than on your nipples |
 | BEGGING POSITION - |
 | SPARTA HIGH SCHOOL - |
 | BRA REMOVAL POLL - |
 | OVERNIGHT DELIVERY - Usually a lot faster than the pizza delivery guy. |
 | THE VATICAN MUSEUM - Beautifully done, very ornate And boys under 14 get in free every day |
 | BRICK TOP - nemesis (n) - A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me. |
 | COMPLACENCY - |
 | "MY PARENTS ARE IN TOWN VISITING" - Good for you, Luke!! |
 | IF THIS... - is the first thing you eyes see each morning, all I can say is... I hate you & you suck. |
 | RAPPERS - They have a way with words |
 | YOUR LUCKY DAY - Looks like you can save that chloroform for tomorrow night! |
 | EVOLUTIONARY DEFENSE - Being cute is bacon's way of surviving early on |
 | KICKING YOUR ASS - |
 | IF WE ALL HAD A BONG - We'd all get along |
 | MODEL CITIZEN - Respecting his neighbor's opinions. |
 | DON'T... - read it, just sign it... Don't read it... just SIGN IT! DON'T READ IT, JUST SIGN IT!TAGS: barak obama socialist socialism democrat republican politics Rating: 3.88/5 More motifakes by Jmac0585 |
 | OPTIMIST OR PESSIMIST - |
 | L. RON HUBBARD - |
 | DAPHNE - Here it is, Ladies and Gentlemen. Indisputable proof that Fred was as queer as a $3.00 bill. |
 | HUMILITY - |
 | MY RIGHT HANDS WHORE - |
 | BACON?! - You got bacon?..Did you say bacon?..I love bacon..Please tell me you said bacon.. Where's the bacon?..I love bacon..I love saying bacon..baconbaconbaconbacon baconbaconbacon...(pant pant)..bacon? |
 | CULOS - Wherever there is a pretty lady in a dress, There is a creepy old guy in his underwear. Hiding in the shadows. Masturbating |
 | BACON -TAGS: bacon day religious experience have fun prayer etiquette Rating: 3.88/5 More motifakes by Bartimaeus |
 | WELL I'LL BE DAMNED - It finally sunk in |
 | BORED RICH GIRLS - |
 | HALLUCINATORY ART - |
 | DECADES OF AIR POWER - |
 | DENTAL BEAR - |
 | BACON - Worth going to hell for |
 | EXPECTATIONS - |
 | JUSTICE - Time to ride the lightning |
 | LISTEN UP PEOPLE - |
 | AWESOMNESS - Not in this picture |
 | NATIVE SPIRITS - |
 | WALDO - Whoever he was hiding from finally found him |
 | YOUNG ASH - He wants to show her his Pokeballs! |
 | WHY MOTIFAKE - |
 | I SWEAR TO GOD - |
 | GOOD MODERATORS - |
 | THE BARK KNIGHT - |
 | CUBAN WOMEN - |
 | OTHERS MAY PASS YOU BY - |
 | GOOD NEIGHBOR ADVICE 1 - |
 | YOU ARE NEVER TOO OLD - to dream a new dream |
 | CHALLENGES - |
 | LIFE SPAN - Apparently Midgets live shorter lives than normal people... |
 | CONTROVERSIAL ISSUES - Meet their poster child |
 | MOTIVATION - “Muff this serve and you'll never be my doubles partner again!” |
 | MOTIFAKE - After a while, it seems like everything is a potential Motifake.TAGS: motifake captions creativity brain programming Rating: 3.86/5 More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front |
 | CHRISTMAS - |
 | DOUBLE STANDARDS - Truer words were never spoken. |
 | TALE OF TWO BEAVERS - |
 | A.D.D. - A condition often associated with an inability to maintain focus and atten... Hey look! Shiny penny! |
 | GOOD VS EVIL - Are you ready for some Star Wars? All my Wookie friends are comin' over toniiiiiight!!! |
 | THE MICHEAL JACKSON MAUSOLEUM - It's a bit different then others |
 | WOMEN HAVE SMALLER FEET - |
 | SHORTCAKE - |