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DECISIONS - Guess I'd better to check the pantry to see if I have either tartar sauce or BBQ sauce first!




DESSERT - Excuse me, Waiter? I distinctly remember ordering the "Monkey BREAD"




FEELING SIGNIFICANT? - Don't




RECRUITING - I find your lack of faith in the effectiveness of baked goods disturbing




WOOKIEES - The Empire's favorite Fall Guys




ARGUMENT SETTLED - Greedo WHO? Chewbacca shot first.




BABY PICTURES - Optimus Prime's Mom always liked to drag this one out to show his dates




RARE VIEW - A rarely seen picture of the inside of an actual Can-o-Whoopass




THE EXPERIENCES OF OUR LIVES - How dear to this heart are the scenes of my childhood When fond recollection presents them to view - Samuel Woodworth




THE HALL OF FAME -




LEFTOVER PIECES - "Hmmm, this brick is about the same size as one of those Womp Rats from Tatooine... where do you think it's supposed to go?"




STAR PORN - A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away... *fap**fap**fap**fap*




SEVERANCE PACKAGE - Think twice about telling off your Boss. And if your Boss is a Sith Lord, you may want to think about it a few MORE times.




LEVELING -




SEAN - He's often said that revenge, like Elder God Douchebag's offspring, is a dish best eaten cold




I AGREE - She does, however, belong in my room in handcuffs.




FORETHOUGHT - Ya know guys, I keep thinking we should include something in here in case the people elect a total moron!




POSITIONS - The right to go topless? That's an argument I can get behind!




PEDOBEAR - He always promises he'll call, but he never does...




THREESOME - Look over there girls! *thump!**thump!* And now they're aaaaaall mine!




HALLOWEEN -




THANK GOD! - Ever try wearing a coat made out of LIVE mink? Those little guys will f*ck you up!




ADAM WEST - His approach may be simple, but hey - it got rid of Keaton, Kilmer and Clooney...




INGENUITY -




YOUR LUCKY DAY - Looks like you can save that chloroform for tomorrow night!




IF WE ALL HAD A BONG - We'd all get along


TAGS: 
Rating: 3.88/5

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DAPHNE - Here it is, Ladies and Gentlemen. Indisputable proof that Fred was as queer as a $3.00 bill.




HALLUCINATORY ART -




YOUNG ASH - He wants to show her his Pokeballs!




CHALLENGES -


TAGS: adversity
Rating: 3.86/5

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LIFE SPAN - Apparently Midgets live shorter lives than normal people...




GOOD VS EVIL - Are you ready for some Star Wars? All my Wookie friends are comin' over toniiiiiight!!!




WOMEN HAVE SMALLER FEET -




FIRST DANCE - Oh listen, everyone else loves "our song" too!




BARNEY - Even he hates Timmy. Doesn't he Timmy!?




WONDER WOMAN? - No, she's more like "Epic Woman" or "Stupendous Woman" or "Amazing Woman" or "Holy Sh*t Look at that Babe Woman!"




BUTTERFLIES - They're fucking metal




EVERYONE IS REALLY HOT - Some just don't have photoshop




PIRATE OR NINJA? - The Six Degrees of Separation Game works every time. But does this make Kevin Bacon a Pirate Ninja?




BACONISM - A utopian form of government where the people are kept happy through the supply of abundant quantities of bacon




MY BROTHERS -




DIVE! DIVE! DIVE! - Ummmm Cap'n? It was your LAST command that was a submarine. THIS is a SURFACE ship!




DELTA FORCE - Circa 480 BC




THANK GOD THAT BOY WAS FOUND - For a second, I thought Michael Jackson ordered take-out in heaven.




DANCING - Her movements weren't natural... they were ungainly and awkward, almost wooden...




EPIC BOOBS -




MR. PRESIDENT -




MY BALL AND CHAIN WIFE -




SECURITY - The Emperor wasn't taking any chances with his new Death Star.




GOOD PREVAILS -




WET - Some things are just better that way!




THE VOICES -




DUMB BLONDES - They're not ALL women!




ARM WRESTLE? - Be careful...he may look cute but don't underestimate him!




RELIABILITY - Even the Empire had material problems... stupid "Lowest Bidder" contracting rules!




CARNIVORE'S DREAM - Giant cheeseburger with over 20 pounds of fixins and topped off with a small child!




CHRISTMAS -




BRITTANY SNOW - I'll definitely try and catch this on my tongue...




HALLOWEEN COSTUMES - The only thing scary about Power Girl's costumes is how goddamn good those sexy, skin-tight outfits look on her. (picture very much related)




OFFICE MORALE - Despite the Emperor's hopes, "Funny Hat Fridays" never did significantly improve morale on the Death Star




PROMISE ME... -




BEST RULE 34 - Can it really get any better than this? (Except on Naughtyfake...)




MOOOOOOO -




FRENCH WOMEN -




G.I. BLUES - Look at it this way Elvis... You only had to go to Germany, not Iraq or Afghanistan!




DINNER AT RON'S - Where presentation conflicts with "Don't play with your food"




FALL AND WINTER -




REALIST - I'm gonna need a MUCH longer tongue.




FRENCH KISS ARMY - Way more bad-ass than the regular French Army. Same penchant for make-up though.




YOU'RE HOME EARLY - Never ignore that nagging thought that says "Why would my brother look at MY Princess like that?"




IT'S ALL IN ADVERTISING -




PMS - Just because I'm bitchy, doesn't mean you're not irritating!




WEDDING CAKE - Now we'd like to invite everyone up to get a good taste of my Bride!




THE FRENCH - It's not always bad when they surrender.




JOHN ALLEN MUHAMMED - Rest in Hell


TAGS: executed
Rating: 3.72/5

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WEDDED BLISS - They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense




MYTHS - The grass isn't always greener, and the water? Well... it's not always "wetter"




OXYMORON - Dry Water? Really Canada! Next thing you know they'll be putting milk in bags...




BASEBALL -




COSTUME IDEAS FOR HALLOWEEN -




PERSPECTIVE -




A SAD DAY FOR ALL - The Passing of the Letter H T_e ramifications are _uge




FINALLY - Fifteen years of gymnastics but at long last I can muck mu owmph mumph!


TAGS: funny humor
Rating: 3.71/5

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BEAUTY - If we make choices solely based on what we see on the outside we will be disappointed. I was right...no bacon, just baloney.




NIPPLES -




HALLOWEEN -




PARANOIA -




WHY? - If it's a Psychic Museum, shouldn't they already know you're coming?




PROTEST RULE #1 - The side with the hottest chicks wins every time




DATE NIGHT - Arrrrrr! And to think I shaved me leg for this!




36 BALL... - "in the DOUBLE D CUP... I mean, I mean..." "You mean 6 ball corner pocket? Yeah... I know what you meant, perv..."




BOOTY - As Popeye would have said, "Well blow me down!"




MEMORIES -




HALLUCINATIONS -




VISITATION RIGHTS -




PMS - Nature's way of leveling the playing field. Much in the same way that an earthquake would level it.




CONSISTENCY -




GOOD JOB! - When making that last point deserves more than just a pat on the ass




ALLIGATORS - they're getting smarter.


TAGS: 
Rating: 3.67/5

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GUYS NIGHT OUT - Save the date guys! And be sure to bring small bills...




I HEAR Y'ALL -




GOOD - No matter how good you may be, there's still a little evil in you!




PRIORITIES - Missing roof tiles, an 11' door opening with a 7' door, walls made of mud, no running water, septic, or safe electricity, but we got High-Def FUTBOL! GOOAAL!




PEDO BEAR - He's on it




FINALLY... -




YOUTH -




LOVE - Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends.




BELIEVE IN PSYCHOKINESIS? -




THE BASKET -




HALLMARK HOLIDAYS -


TAGS: 
Rating: 3.64/5

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CLOTHES PIN - Why? Because without one he can still breathe!




VELVET ELVIS - No longer just a crappy painting! Now a crappy Cabernet Sauvignon from the Napa Valley!




HOLY GRAIL -




CALL HER - You'll have a good time


TAGS: 
Rating: 3.63/5

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MR. MOTIFAKE - Not funny...racist...tunnel... dupe...lolcat...poor grammar... politifake...tunnel...




I DONT' REALLY KNOW IF THATS HOW SOCCER IS PLAYED - But either way, I want to play!




YOUR BOYFRIEND'S DICK - Smell it.




INCONVENIENCE - Jane was a bit little pissed when she found out the address of the nearest center to treat her chronic narcolepsy.




TEAMWORK -




OBVIOUS -




SEASON PASS - This is one museum I think we'll be coming back to again and again!




FIRST OF ALL - Buy a new Sharpie.




LEGO ICE - After it melts you'll pee bricks!




THIS... IS... - Ridiculous! I paid almost $500 per seat, $100 for beer and pizza, $20 to park my car, and I have to sit next to a lunatic, wearing a Spartan costume in Dallas?! You Suck Jerry!




GOOD ADVICE - Better advice: Plant Emo trees. They cut themselves.




TOGETHERNESS - You'll always remember that magic night! For your sake you better hope the Roofies work as advertised and she never does.




WOMEN OVER 40 -




TWO BALLS IN HAND -




CHEEZY -




SANTA -




HALLOWEEN PARTIES -




REMEMBER -




WHOOPS! -




RED RIVER VALLEY PRAYER -




HALLOWEEN -




PRAYERS TO ALLAH -




THIRSTY? -




SERIOUSLY -




SURVIVAL -




THE MOST WASTED OF ALL DAYS - is one without laughter


TAGS: laughter day
Rating: 3.58/5

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LIKE TALKING TO A WALL - Wait... It IS talking to a wall


TAGS: 
Rating: 3.58/5

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BALLOONS -




FALLEN HEROES - Gone, but not soon forgotten




HALLOWEEN -




THIS -




MIRROR MIRROR ON THE WALL - Which Greybeard do I want to ball?


TAGS: 
Rating: 3.58/5

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LOOK AT HER... -




FOOTBALL - It's a "full-contact" sport!




BOLLYWOOD - Indian Actress Mallika Sherawat Properly pronounced: Ball-He-Would!




POV - There's a definite upskirt, ummm....I mean "upside" to being a midget!




WATER POLO - It's been described as the "Underwater Ballet" of sports... doesn't that make it MORE gay?




TWO UTES - The two whaaaaat?




ONCE A MONTH - We seem to have very rare steaks for supper. And by we, I mean I get a little too.




HEARTACHES OF WAR -




CHALLENGE - Anyone who posts a NUDE pic of Denise gets 5 from me for life!! No tunnels!


TAGS: 
Rating: 3.57/5

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FAILURE -




THE COUNT - 1 Strike 3 Balls




EDGAR ALLAN POE -




IF YOU'RE IN THE FOREST -




LITTLE BO PEEP -