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 | ABILITY - |
 | DECISIONS - Guess I'd better to check the pantry to see if I have either tartar sauce or BBQ sauce first! |
 | DESSERT - Excuse me, Waiter? I distinctly remember ordering the "Monkey BREAD"TAGS: november challenge dining better this than the goatcheese cake Rating: 4.33/5 More motifakes by LogicDude |
 | FEELING SIGNIFICANT? - Don't |
 | THE DARK SIDE - Even their sense of humor is dark... |
 | TRY AS HARD AS YOU CAN - But you won't pass Pat's Place |
 | RARE VIEW - A rarely seen picture of the inside of an actual Can-o-Whoopass |
 | MANS BEST FRIEND - they're called that for a reason! |
 | GENESIS - Facebook version. |
 | HYDRAULICS, GUTS AND GLORY - This thing is so on my Christmas list. |
 | SEVERANCE PACKAGE - Think twice about telling off your Boss. And if your Boss is a Sith Lord, you may want to think about it a few MORE times. |
 | THE BARON - Finds your antics amusing |
 | SEAN - He's often said that revenge, like Elder God Douchebag's offspring, is a dish best eaten cold |
 | A PERFECT DAY FOR A MAN - One must always have goals |
 | I AGREE - She does, however, belong in my room in handcuffs. |
 | EVOLUTION - |
 | CLOSE - |
 | MICKEYJAM - The Master Of Analysis |
 | FORETHOUGHT - Ya know guys, I keep thinking we should include something in here in case the people elect a total moron! |
 | PEDOBEAR - He always promises he'll call, but he never does... |
 | THREESOME - Look over there girls! *thump!**thump!* And now they're aaaaaall mine! |
 | OPPORTUNITY - |
 | ANOTHER CASE - of underestimating the ammo requirements |
 | THE HIT - You didn't really think Dorothy went through a tornado, a forest of evil trees, dealt with flying monkeys and a witch all for a stupid pair of red shoes did you? |
 | MERRY CHRISTMAS - |
 | CSI CANADA - Season - 1 Episode - 1 Verdict - Canceled |
 | DADDY - |
 | THANK GOD! - Ever try wearing a coat made out of LIVE mink? Those little guys will f*ck you up! |
 | LATEST POLLS - |
 | THERE SHE BLOWS - |
 | LOVE - |
 | HOLIDAY DECORATIONS - |
 | GENETICS - |
 | ADAM WEST - His approach may be simple, but hey - it got rid of Keaton, Kilmer and Clooney... |
 | INGENUITY - |
 | OVERNIGHT DELIVERY - Usually a lot faster than the pizza delivery guy. |
 | THE VATICAN MUSEUM - Beautifully done, very ornate And boys under 14 get in free every day |
 | COMPLACENCY - |
 | IF THIS... - is the first thing you eyes see each morning, all I can say is... I hate you & you suck. |
 | DON'T... - read it, just sign it... Don't read it... just SIGN IT! DON'T READ IT, JUST SIGN IT!TAGS: barak obama socialist socialism democrat republican politics Rating: 3.88/5 More motifakes by Jmac0585 |
 | DAPHNE - Here it is, Ladies and Gentlemen. Indisputable proof that Fred was as queer as a $3.00 bill. |
 | MY RIGHT HANDS WHORE - |
 | DENTAL BEAR - |
 | I SWEAR TO GOD - |
 | CUBAN WOMEN - |
 | LIFE SPAN - Apparently Midgets live shorter lives than normal people... |
 | DOUBLE STANDARDS - Truer words were never spoken. |
 | FIRST DANCE - Oh listen, everyone else loves "our song" too! |
 | I CANNOT BELEVE IT! - This is the second time today she has lost her car keys. |
 | FEMINIST ICONS -TAGS: feminism icons fisting sammich propaganda mensactivism Rating: 3.85/5 More motifakes by Chopperliscious |
 | WONDER WOMAN? - No, she's more like "Epic Woman" or "Stupendous Woman" or "Amazing Woman" or "Holy Sh*t Look at that Babe Woman!" |
 | LOBSTERS - WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO WITH MY FAMILY, B@STERD? |
 | AN EMPTY MIND - |
 | ANYONE EVER GIVEN A THOUGHT - To issuing "Obese" Parking stickers and put the parking spots in the back of the lot? |
 | PIRATE OR NINJA? - The Six Degrees of Separation Game works every time. But does this make Kevin Bacon a Pirate Ninja? |
 | ALWAYS AND FOREVER - |
 | PARANOIA - Because you know next to nothing about how your IT dept. works, it took weeks before you checked to find that Naughtyfake isn't blocked. Now if only that damn janitor would stop walking around... |
 | REMEMBRANCE DAY - Remember those who fought for freedom |
 | BAYWATCH CANADA - This fall on the WB |
 | NEXT GOOGLE SEARCH - |
 | MEANWHILE IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE... - The Waldos are trying to find you |
 | BRUCE WAYNE - Not so much a successful businessman as a failed communist.TAGS: batman bruce wayne billionaire commie idiot Rating: 3.82/5 More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F |
 | BANANAS - |
 | WHAT DO YOU MEAN - Someone dropped a Twinkie? |
 | WAITING FOR ANSWER - |
 | MUSICIAN - It hurts to say this, but let's face it: Things got so weird at one point, that he had to DIE in order for us to remember that he actually was one. |
 | EIGHTEEN AND LEGAL - |
 | HOLIDAY PHOTOS - |
 | NEW ZEALAND - |
 | WHATS IMPORTANT IN OLD AGE - |
 | THANK GOD THAT BOY WAS FOUND - For a second, I thought Michael Jackson ordered take-out in heaven. |
 | DANCING - Her movements weren't natural... they were ungainly and awkward, almost wooden... |
 | CHANGES - |
 | MY BALL AND CHAIN WIFE - |
 | SECURITY - The Emperor wasn't taking any chances with his new Death Star. |
 | BLACK MARIO GANG - Bowser stole our ho so we gonna cap his ass |
 | WET - Some things are just better that way! |
 | SEAN'S YEARBOOK PICTURE - Some could interpret it as "cocky" |
 | IN MOTIFAKE HEAVEN - |
 | ISLANDS - |
 | THE VOICES - |
 | CANADA - There are moose-prints everywhere. |
 | LESSONS - |
 | VETERANS DAY - |
 | OH, HELLO THERE... - I'll be through in a minute, I'm just updating my resumé. |
 | RELIABILITY - Even the Empire had material problems... stupid "Lowest Bidder" contracting rules! |
 | UNFAPABLE - |
 | CUBAN SWIMMERS - |
 | NEEDED TO BE SAID - |
 | HEY, ZATANNA... - "Why don't we give these geeks a massive coronary?" "Sure. What did you have in mind?" "Two words: MOTOR BOAT." |
 | GLAD BAG AND RUBBER BAND - Have some decency |
 | INTERNET FAME - Facebook? Twitter? Yeah, right! If you really want to get noticed, post those pics on MotiFake.com! |
 | VETERANS DAY - REMEMBER THEM!!! |
 | HAUNTING - |
 | DONT MESS WITH CANADA - |
 | PERSEVERANCE - To persist in spite of opposition, and/or discouragement. Otherwise known as "stubborn as hell". |
 | MR. WTFO BANNED - |
 | BRITTANY SNOW - I'll definitely try and catch this on my tongue... |
 | HALLOWEEN COSTUMES - The only thing scary about Power Girl's costumes is how goddamn good those sexy, skin-tight outfits look on her. (picture very much related) |
 | MR. LOGICDUDES SPECIAL WAFFLE BATTER - |
 | THE RED TOOL BOX - |
 | BIGGER AND BETTER - |
 | PROMISE ME... - |
 | THIS GUY - Has the best sandwich maker |
 | CANADIAN CHAMBER OF COMMERCE - |
 | IT’S MY PARTY - |
 | BEST RULE 34 - Can it really get any better than this? (Except on Naughtyfake...) |
 | WHAT'S A MATTER... - |
 | THE BIRD AND THE BEES TALK -TAGS: birds bees mothers daughters bj lessons motivational ronsart Rating: 3.76/5 More motifakes by ronsart |
 | QUESTION... ANSWER - Simple |
 | AND HERE THEY ARE - Denise Milani |
 | BODY LANGUAGE - Important part of a one-night-stand |
 | LIBRARIANS - |
 | ANOTHER VETERANS DAY - |
 | MOOOOOOO - |
 | EVERY MAN - |
 | SPOT THE DIFFERENCE - One is an ugly, fiendish creature that doesn't know what planet it's on. The other is an alien. |
 | DISTRACTIONS - Teaching my son to read at such an early age used to make me proud. But now I have a hideous flip-down DVD player in my Ford Focus because I want to drive to Costco in peace. |
 | CUBBYBEAR - Prefers Melons Over Tomatoes |
 | HORS D'OEUVRES - That is the LAST time we let SpaceDog bring the Brownies to our poker night! |
 | MR AND MRS BONECD - |
 | MORONS - You idiots voted in Joe Biden and you could have had THIS? |
 | REDNECK MONGOLIAN GRILL - |
 | SUPERMAN - Making life's little problems seem... Lighter. |
 | AWKWARDNESS - Well if it isn't good ol' Tigger! You really thought you could steal from me, leave Disneyland, and start a family in Wyoming, huh? Where's my honey, Tig? I want my damn honey. |
 | SOME HELP - Please get some You piece of shit |
 | CANADIANS - Rulers of the high seas |
 | FALL AND WINTER - |
 | INSTRUCTION BOOKLETS - In the most of cases they twist the reality! |
 | FRENCH KISS ARMY - Way more bad-ass than the regular French Army. Same penchant for make-up though. |
 | YOU'RE HOME EARLY - Never ignore that nagging thought that says "Why would my brother look at MY Princess like that?" |
 | DREAMS - |
 | OF COURSE - |
 | CAN YOU HEAR IT? - The old Star Trek fight music? Dada da, da, da, da, da, da dada da dah, Dada da, da, da, da, da, da dada DA dah... |
 | HOW TO NOT FAIL AT LIFE - The "Quit bitching about the bitches" edition |
 | REPUBLICA DEPORTIVA - |
 | STAR WARS FANS - wouldn't really want to be Luke Skywalker.TAGS: star wars darth vader force powers practical application Rating: 3.73/5 More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front |
 | NEW HERE - |
 | PMS - Just because I'm bitchy, doesn't mean you're not irritating! |
 | WAR WITHOUT FRANCE - |
 | EPIC - |
 | REVENGE CAN BE WICKED - I wonder what SHE did... |
 | THE LION KING - True story. |
 | AIRMAN - |
 | ACCEPTANCE - |
 | OXYMORON - Dry Water? Really Canada! Next thing you know they'll be putting milk in bags... |
 | HOBBIES - So relaxing and rewarding |
 | BECAUSE... - Sean and Canada are tougher than they look, eh. |
 | PEOPLE LIKE THIS - are so dense, light bends around them. |
 | AND THEN THE OTHER GUY BURST INTO FLAMES - Best race ever! |
 | BASEBALL - |
 | BELGIAN WAFFLE? - |
 | A MAN'S COOKING ABILITY - |
 | OH, HA HA - Very funny, guys! |
 | WORST TIMING EVER! - Is when the blue screen strikes |
 | ANNIVERSARY - |
 | PERSPECTIVE - |
 | FRENCH CANADIANS - |
 | AND WOMEN WONDER - Why men think it's ok to lie |
 | THE HUMAN RACE - "Such is the human race, often it seems a pity that Noah... didn't miss the boat" ~Mark Twain |