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 | DECISIONS - Guess I'd better to check the pantry to see if I have either tartar sauce or BBQ sauce first! |
 | THE DARK SIDE - Even their sense of humor is dark... |
 | HYDRAULICS, GUTS AND GLORY - This thing is so on my Christmas list. |
 | PEDOBEAR - He always promises he'll call, but he never does... |
 | OPPORTUNITY - |
 | THE HIT - You didn't really think Dorothy went through a tornado, a forest of evil trees, dealt with flying monkeys and a witch all for a stupid pair of red shoes did you? |
 | MERRY CHRISTMAS - |
 | HOLIDAY DECORATIONS - |
 | COMPLACENCY - |
 | DAPHNE - Here it is, Ladies and Gentlemen. Indisputable proof that Fred was as queer as a $3.00 bill. |
 | MY RIGHT HANDS WHORE - |
 | DOUBLE STANDARDS - Truer words were never spoken. |
 | FEMINIST ICONS -TAGS: feminism icons fisting sammich propaganda mensactivism Rating: 3.85/5 More motifakes by Chopperliscious |
 | WONDER WOMAN? - No, she's more like "Epic Woman" or "Stupendous Woman" or "Amazing Woman" or "Holy Sh*t Look at that Babe Woman!" |
 | ANYONE EVER GIVEN A THOUGHT - To issuing "Obese" Parking stickers and put the parking spots in the back of the lot? |
 | PIRATE OR NINJA? - The Six Degrees of Separation Game works every time. But does this make Kevin Bacon a Pirate Ninja? |
 | ALWAYS AND FOREVER - |
 | WHAT DO YOU MEAN - Someone dropped a Twinkie? |
 | EIGHTEEN AND LEGAL - |
 | NEW ZEALAND - |
 | MY BALL AND CHAIN WIFE - |
 | ISLANDS - |
 | SECURITY - The Emperor wasn't taking any chances with his new Death Star. |
 | THE VOICES - |
 | OH, HELLO THERE... - I'll be through in a minute, I'm just updating my resumé. |
 | GLAD BAG AND RUBBER BAND - Have some decency |
 | INTERNET FAME - Facebook? Twitter? Yeah, right! If you really want to get noticed, post those pics on MotiFake.com! |
 | MR. LOGICDUDES SPECIAL WAFFLE BATTER - |
 | BIGGER AND BETTER - |
 | PROMISE ME... - |
 | THIS GUY - Has the best sandwich maker |
 | THE BIRD AND THE BEES TALK -TAGS: birds bees mothers daughters bj lessons motivational ronsart Rating: 3.76/5 More motifakes by ronsart |
 | AND HERE THEY ARE - Denise Milani |
 | BODY LANGUAGE - Important part of a one-night-stand |
 | DISTRACTIONS - Teaching my son to read at such an early age used to make me proud. But now I have a hideous flip-down DVD player in my Ford Focus because I want to drive to Costco in peace. |
 | MR AND MRS BONECD - |
 | AWKWARDNESS - Well if it isn't good ol' Tigger! You really thought you could steal from me, leave Disneyland, and start a family in Wyoming, huh? Where's my honey, Tig? I want my damn honey. |
 | FALL AND WINTER - |
 | YOU'RE HOME EARLY - Never ignore that nagging thought that says "Why would my brother look at MY Princess like that?" |
 | DREAMS - |
 | HOW TO NOT FAIL AT LIFE - The "Quit bitching about the bitches" edition |
 | PMS - Just because I'm bitchy, doesn't mean you're not irritating! |
 | THE LION KING - True story. |
 | AND THEN THE OTHER GUY BURST INTO FLAMES - Best race ever! |
 | AND WOMEN WONDER - Why men think it's ok to lie |
 | GRANDPA'S FIRST - |
 | AND YOUR MOM - and your Cousin and your Brother and now the dog is looking real nervous. |
 | UNITED WE STAND - We have no choice |
 | LIFE LESSONS - I used to love women, then I got married. Cured me of that little problem |
 | FUTURE ANDROID - |
 | VEGANS AND BACON DON'T MIX - Fuck 'em |
 | GET ALONG BESSIE - |
 | HELEN OF TROY - |
 | LIFE - |
 | HEARTS AND MINDS - |
 | IT NEVER ENDS - |
 | EPIC BOOBS - |
 | AND AT 12:01 AM - |
 | TEST POSTERS - |
 | FORGIVE AND FORGET? - Not a fucking chance |
 | AND SO ENDED - The first and only running of the Alfred Hitchcock Memorial Futurity |
 | DISNEYLAND -TAGS: disneyland day happiest place on earth biggest downer traumatized kid Rating: 3.67/5 More motifakes by Bartimaeus |
 | CANADIAN - |
 | CONSPIRACY THEORY - |
 | YOUTH - |
 | FRESH AIR AND JOY - |
 | CARSTAND - |
 | BEGINNERS - |
 | TRUCKS? - |
 | IDENTITY - |
 | EMOS - Why Can't They All Be This Fun? |
 | HA! HA! - |
 | HELPING HANDS - |
 | COMMANDER ELVIS - |
 | PARADISE - |
 | YOUR BOYFRIEND'S DICK - Smell it. |
 | MODERATORS - |
 | HAPPINESS - |
 | WOMEN AND ALCOHOL - Give them lots till they do stuff like this |
 | FATHERHOOD - |
 | CAP AND TAX - NO! Don't do it! Don't do it! |
 | COMMANDO - |
 | CAP AND SUNGLASSES - Come on, what were you thi.......... ............ ............ |
 | SANDWICH - All he needs right now |
 | TOM LANDRY - |
 | RULES ARE MADE TO BE BROKEN - |
 | TWO BALLS IN HAND - |
 | DAMMIT! - |
 | BJ AND $145 - Count me In! |
 | TURNIP TRUCK - |
 | JESUS AND SANTA - |
 | REMEMBER - |
 | THE BEST OF - |
 | KISS - |
 | JEALOUSY - |
 | COSPLAY - Because when it comes to getting a geek's attention, a girl's got to do what a girl's got to do. Now where did I leave my panties...? |
 | LACE: IT OBSCURES THE VIEW AND I HATE IT! - |
 | WATCH THEIR HANDS - In God we trust. Everyone else, keep your f***ing hands where I can see them! USMC Rules For Wartime #18 |
 | SANDKINI - |
 | "DAVE'S NOT HERE..." - |
 | FINE DINING - |
 | CORPORATE CULTURE - |
 | FAILURE - |
 | TOO MUCH TIME ON YOUR HANDS - You're doin' it right. |
 | OCEAN CROSSING - |
 | RONSART - |
 | AND NOW EDGAR'S GONE... - something funny is going on around here |
 | KIRA ANDERSON - Not Great At Multi-Tasking |
 | DISNEYSITTER - |
 | ENVY - Who knew the "Little Green Monster" of jealousy was this hot? |
 | MOTISTRETCH - |
 | AND WE HAVE LIFTOFF - |
 | MISCALCULATION -TAGS: reno proved his incompetence and benteen showed his indifference but they survived Rating: 3.53/5 More motifakes by Haarakkon |
 | GUINNESS - |
 | PARRIS ISLAND - The closest thing to Hell. |
 | AND SAINT ATTILA RAISED THE HAND GRENADE UP ON HIGH - |
 | AND I-I-I..... - Will always love you......... |
 | TABOO - Initially, Jimmy's family were shocked that he married a Mexican whore, but in time even Grandma accepted her. |
 | PANDA DOG - It's just that amazing |
 | PROTESTS IN IRAN - If private ownership of firearms was legal there, do you think the police would be shooting into the crowds? (hint: the answer is NO) |
 | THE SANDWICH OF KNOWLEDGE - If you're smart....you won't eat it |
 | ROMAN ARCHITECTURE - |
 | NOBEL PEACE PRIZE - Some worked harder to win than others |
 | TOOLS - |
 | BLOODSUCKING EVIL DEVIL WOMAN - Otherwise known as the ex wife. |
 | WALKS TO THE PARK - |
 | WORLD PEACE AND HARMONY - In WalMart, anything is possible |
 | HER NAME - |
 | BOB AND LEO'S RENDITION - of I Gotta Be Me is always a big hit at the Hillhaven Retirement Home's Spring Frolic |
 | TRACK AND FIELD - |
 | BLUFFING - |
 | TO SERVE AND PROTECT - Always looking out for us |
 | THE CLIT COMMANDER - Just getting a quick snack before heading south |
 | WHY DO MEN DIE BEFORE THEIR WIVES - |
 | BEER, BOOBS AND - |
 | INTERNATIONAL SPACE STATION - |
 | ALL HAIL! - |
 | LASAGNA AND FISH - Best ff-ing food adds I've ever seen! To the point and honest, what more can you ask for. |
 | A PRIEST, A RABBI AND A MINISTER WALK INTO A BAR.... - |
 | EVEN THOUGH BURT AND EDNA - didn't actually attend their 50th anniversary party, a good time was had by all |
 | MOTIFAKE 3.0 - |
 | AND NOW IT'S TIME TO PLAY - Find the Canadian |
 | STAND-UP MEN - |
 | TELL-ALL BOOKS - Every celebrity has a nightmare. Richard Gere, meet yours! |
 | DUDE! - |
 | ARROGANT KNIGHT - |
 | CUTEY HONEY - The ORIGINAL Transformer!TAGS: cutie cutey honey anime manga magical girl girls transformer android superheroine heroine sexy Rating: 3.45/5 More motifakes by jalford |
 | DOWN AND OUT - |
 | HORMONAL LUNATIC - |
 | AND THIS... - |
 | SANDY HAD A BIRTHDAY - |
 | UNDERSTANDING - |
 | HEY DUDE/DUDETTE - |
 | MARRIAGE - |
 | RANDOM ENCOUNTERS - |
 | AND ON THE 7TH DAY - Ron finished the work which He had made and He rested on the 7th day |
 | HIGH FLIGHT - |
 | UNDERSTANDING - |
 | THE END - |
 | OPTICAL ILLUSION - |