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CLINT EASTWOOD - The Boogie Man may check his closet for Chuck Norris, but Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Clint Eastwood.
IF WORLD WAR ONE WAS A BAR FIGHT -
FASCISM - "When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross." - Sinclair Lewis 1835
DYSLEXIC ZOMBIES -
IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Waldo finds YOU
BACON ROSES - I don't know about you but I think these are romantic and tasty all in one
ADHD - I do NOT have ADHD. I have ADOLAS. Attention Deficit - Oh, Look A Squirrel!
Planet Diseases -
LIFE IS LIKE JALAPENOS - What you do today may burn your ass tomorrow ...
JOHNNY CASH HOLDING A KITTEN. - Behold the only man who can be a bad ass, christian, country, rock star, kitten lover!
CHUCK NORRIS - CHUCK WHO?
U-TURN - A delicate piece of driving, requiring precision control over your vehicle, and probably not a maneuver to try in a semi.., ahh.., sh...!!
Old Players -
POINT OF VIEW - Guns or Butter
BREAKFAST - The most important meal of the day ...
OVERNIGHT DELIVERY - Usually a lot faster than the pizza delivery guy.
COMPUTER CRASH - Can't respond to any email today. Something has crashed on my computer and the mouse is missing.
IT WAS HORRIBLE! - I dreamt I was in a world where only smart and talented people could be famous!
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