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 | THE LONG LOST DIARY - Chris would have fit right in with us |
 | BABY PICTURES - Optimus Prime's Mom always liked to drag this one out to show his dates |
 | TRY AS HARD AS YOU CAN - But you won't pass Pat's Place |
 | IDEAS - |
 | GREYBEARDS - The Sage Greybeards of Motifake can still find a way to score with even the most staunch members of the M.A.L.T.! |
 | LEVELING - |
 | EPIC ASS - |
 | POSITIONS - The right to go topless? That's an argument I can get behind! |
 | ANOTHER CASE - of underestimating the ammo requirements |
 | UM, CHARLOTTE... - What does "ROTFLMFAO! C YA IN A BLT ASAP!" mean? One of those douchebag ducks texted me on my Blackberry. |
 | I TAWT I TAW A... - "And the cat? He's a total freak! He's...he's...OMG he's right behind me, isn't he? QUICK! Act natural!" |
 | WIFE'S FIRST HUNT - |
 | MERRY CHRISTMAS - |
 | DADDY - |
 | THANK GOD! - Ever try wearing a coat made out of LIVE mink? Those little guys will f*ck you up! |
 | HOLIDAY DECORATIONS - |
 | THERE'S A REASON - Us Canadians are so protective of our bacon |
 | IF THIS... - is the first thing you eyes see each morning, all I can say is... I hate you & you suck. |
 | OVERNIGHT DELIVERY - Usually a lot faster than the pizza delivery guy. |
 | YOUR LUCKY DAY - Looks like you can save that chloroform for tomorrow night! |
 | CULOS - Wherever there is a pretty lady in a dress, There is a creepy old guy in his underwear. Hiding in the shadows. Masturbating |
 | YOUNG ASH - He wants to show her his Pokeballs! |
 | OTHERS MAY PASS YOU BY - |
 | CHRISTMAS - |
 | WONDER WOMAN? - No, she's more like "Epic Woman" or "Stupendous Woman" or "Amazing Woman" or "Holy Sh*t Look at that Babe Woman!" |
 | PIRATE OR NINJA? - The Six Degrees of Separation Game works every time. But does this make Kevin Bacon a Pirate Ninja? |
 | PARANOIA - Because you know next to nothing about how your IT dept. works, it took weeks before you checked to find that Naughtyfake isn't blocked. Now if only that damn janitor would stop walking around... |
 | BRB - LOL |
 | BANANAS - |
 | VOYEURISM - |
 | ONE'S NICHE - EASIEST TO FIND WHEN OFF THE LEASH - |
 | MUSICIAN - It hurts to say this, but let's face it: Things got so weird at one point, that he had to DIE in order for us to remember that he actually was one. |
 | MY FIRST TIME - ...is symbolized in this photo. My hands were shaking nervously, I was still wearing pants, she pulled something, and the skeet shooting commenced. |
 | AFTER DEFEATING THE SOFA IN COMBAT GADAFFI MADE A SASH FROM ITS PELT - |
 | THANK GOD THAT BOY WAS FOUND - For a second, I thought Michael Jackson ordered take-out in heaven. |
 | SECURITY - The Emperor wasn't taking any chances with his new Death Star. |
 | YOUR POSTER WAS REJECTED - |
 | JUSTICE - |
 | CLASSIC JUILLIARD - |
 | CHRISTMAS - |
 | BOUNDARIES - This guy crossed them |
 | OLD SCHOOL - |
 | BACK TO BASE - While the politicians fuck around these guys just go to work every day |
 | FULFILLMENT - |
 | THE RED TOOL BOX - |
 | UNDERASS - |
 | IN CASE OF FIRE ... - FINISH HIM! |
 | EASY RIDER - |
 | DISTRACTIONS - Teaching my son to read at such an early age used to make me proud. But now I have a hideous flip-down DVD player in my Ford Focus because I want to drive to Costco in peace. |
 | FRENCH WOMEN - |
 | CUBBYBEAR - Prefers Melons Over Tomatoes |
 | HORS D'OEUVRES - That is the LAST time we let SpaceDog bring the Brownies to our poker night! |
 | AWKWARDNESS - Well if it isn't good ol' Tigger! You really thought you could steal from me, leave Disneyland, and start a family in Wyoming, huh? Where's my honey, Tig? I want my damn honey. |
 | DRINKING - People always say alcohol is the enemy but Jesus wants us to love our enemy call me the 13th disciple |
 | AMERICAS MEMORIALS - |
 | JIM BOWIE'S LAST WORDS - Where did all these gardeners come from? |
 | CHASTITY DOG - Keep it in your pants fella or I can't be responsible for what happens to it. |
 | ROAD TO TRUTH - |
 | WHY? - If it's a Psychic Museum, shouldn't they already know you're coming? |
 | VOTE WHORES - |
 | KICKING YOUR ASS - |
 | YOUTH IN ASIA - I don't get what everyone's so up in arms about They don't take up much room... |
 | BASEBALL - |
 | EPIC MESH - With epic ass too! |
 | COSTUME IDEAS FOR HALLOWEEN - |
 | SUCKERS - |
 | A SAD DAY FOR ALL - The Passing of the Letter H T_e ramifications are _uge |
 | FUCKED? - Dude, you're about to get your ass stomped by THIRTEEN Optimus Primes! You passed "fucked" about ten miles ago...TAGS: chuck norris would have kicked your ass himself but he was busy simultaneously pleasuring every cheerleader on the planet Rating: 3.71/5 More motifakes by Briton of Rose |
 | WHAT IF THE NFL PLAYED LIKE MADDEN - |
 | FLASHING 12 O'CLOCK - |
 | CHUCKO NORRISO - |
 | PLEASE ENJOY - |
 | PHOTOSHOP - |
 | THE MOST WASTED OF ALL DAYS - is one without laughter |
 | LIFE - |
 | AMERICAS FUTURE - |
 | MY EX-WIFE WAS VERY LUCKY - She was out flying yesterday and had to make an emergency landing. No one on the ground was hurt |
 | PRETENSIOUSNESS - When you have made only one movie previously, and you feel the need to coach sword play to the guy that has earned the title "Sir." |
 | CINDERELLA - |
 | PAT'S PLACE - |
 | ASIAN TV - Meet "Melly Anne" from the hit show "Girrigan's Irand" |
 | BIKINI - |
 | CRACK O DAWN BREAKFAST - |
 | GOOD JOB! - When making that last point deserves more than just a pat on the ass |
 | 24/7 - |
 | I EXERCISE STRONG CONTROL - |
 | LIBRARY COMPUTERS - |
 | CUBAN WOMEN LEAVING LAS VEGAS - |
 | YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT - Ladies...stay the hell away from the garlic! |
 | SWEAT - |
 | SEASON PASS - This is one museum I think we'll be coming back to again and again! |
 | WHICH ONE OF YOU IS THE TRUCKER? - This funny SOB has to be a MOtifaker! Just has to be! |
 | ASTHMA INHALERS - |
 | I HEAR Y'ALL - |
 | YOUTH - |
 | FRESH AIR AND JOY - |
 | DAMN YOU - |
 | FUGLY - |
 | EPIC CLEAVAGE - |
 | PROTECTION - |
 | THE BASKET - |
 | IDENTITY - |
 | GREAT PHILOSPHERS OF OUR AGE - |
 | NINJAS - Don't Doubt Their Existence |
 | WHEN I WAS YOUNG - I really thought that wealth and power would bring me happiness. I was right |
 | TWO GOOD REASONS - why you shouldn't jerk off and strangle yourself at the same time!TAGS: david carridine michael hutchence fetish strangulation masturbation Rating: 3.64/5 More motifakes by Chopperliscious |
 | SUCCESS - |
 | VELVET ELVIS - No longer just a crappy painting! Now a crappy Cabernet Sauvignon from the Napa Valley! |
 | COULD SOMEONE PLEASE - Tell Madonna to shut her legs |
 | OH MY GOD! - |
 | VICK - |
 | RAINBOWS - |
 | POST-IT NOTES - |
 | XMAS PRESENTS - we'd all like one of these in our stocking |
 | MODERATORS - |
 | TEAMWORK -TAGS: strategically applied togetherness to screw over another team as much as possible Rating: 3.63/5 More motifakes by Sean |
 | FIRST OF ALL - Buy a new Sharpie. |
 | FIRST I WAS LIKE... - |
 | CIRCUS GIRL - |
 | IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Waldo finds YOU |
 | IF THERE'S GRASS ON THE FIELD - |
 | THIS... IS... - Ridiculous! I paid almost $500 per seat, $100 for beer and pizza, $20 to park my car, and I have to sit next to a lunatic, wearing a Spartan costume in Dallas?! You Suck Jerry! |
 | CAP AND SUNGLASSES - Come on, what were you thi.......... ............ ............ |
 | SCORE! - Look what I found! Somebody threw out a perfectly good white girl! |
 | A.D.D. - Wow! She sure is pret- OH LOOK! Butterfly! |
 | ASIAN GIRLS - Sexy with a slant. Everything you heard about them is true |
 | MASTURBATION - Playing with yourself. |
 | RAINBOWS - |
 | SANTA - |
 | JESUS AND SANTA - |
 | REALITY - Damn! Whatever the neighbors are cooking smells delicious! Hmm... I wonder who the hell KC Masterpiece is, though. Wait a minute... Mom? |
 | MASHED GREEN PEAS - What exactly do you mean by "We are out of peas" This is not good, not good at all |
 | EVERY TIME YOU ASK A STUPID QUESTION.. - God kills a kitten. |
 | MEME FIGHT - |
 | CONTEMPLATION - |
 | WWJD? - lol |
 | HALLOWEEN - |
 | YOU DIDN'T NEED A PASSPORT - the last time you came to France? Impossible Well Sir, when I came ashore at Omaha Beach There were no Frenchmen to take it |
 | BURNING BRIDGES - |
 | THIRSTY? - |
 | PINA COLADAS - |
 | SERIOUSLY - |
 | JUST A NOTE - |
 | COSPLAY - Because when it comes to getting a geek's attention, a girl's got to do what a girl's got to do. Now where did I leave my panties...? |
 | THIS - |
 | PRETTY CASINO DEALERS - |
 | FLASHLIGHT - |
 | MWLF WAS RIGHT - |
 | DEAR VETERANS - Thanks for your service. YOU ROCK!!! |
 | CHRISTMAS EVE - |
 | PLEASE HANG UP - |
 | HOME REPAIRS - So simple, even a child could do it. After all, a brick is a brick, right? |
 | LOOK! - Wasn't it just yesterday that you were bitchin' about how you never win anything? |
 | CORPORATE CULTURE - |
 | PARADISE - Is this why they always advertise paradise as being in a warm, wet area somewhere near the equator? |
 | THE COUNT - 1 Strike 3 Balls |
 | THIS ASS KICKING - is brought to you courtesy of Fruit of the Loom |
 | IN A LAST DITCH EFFORT - TO SAVE THE ECONOMY, OBAMA ENTERS THE MATRIX |
 | PIER PRESSURE - The Johnsons from next door went last summer and won't shut up about it. But you just watched Titanic on HBO, plus you know your wife doesn't look good in a bathing suit anymore. |
 | ONE BADASS PRESIDENT - Death had to take him sleeping, for if Roosevelt had been awake, there would have been a fight |