Tagged with: ass
 | EPIC ASS - |
 | UM, CHARLOTTE... - What does "ROTFLMFAO! C YA IN A BLT ASAP!" mean? One of those douchebag ducks texted me on my Blackberry. |
 | HOLIDAY DECORATIONS - |
 | KICKING YOUR ASS - |
 | OTHERS MAY PASS YOU BY - |
 | PARANOIA - Because you know next to nothing about how your IT dept. works, it took weeks before you checked to find that Naughtyfake isn't blocked. Now if only that damn janitor would stop walking around... |
 | MUSICIAN - It hurts to say this, but let's face it: Things got so weird at one point, that he had to DIE in order for us to remember that he actually was one. |
 | MY FIRST TIME - ...is symbolized in this photo. My hands were shaking nervously, I was still wearing pants, she pulled something, and the skeet shooting commenced. |
 | CLASSIC JUILLIARD - |
 | OLD SCHOOL - |
 | FULFILLMENT - |
 | DISTRACTIONS - Teaching my son to read at such an early age used to make me proud. But now I have a hideous flip-down DVD player in my Ford Focus because I want to drive to Costco in peace. |
 | AWKWARDNESS - Well if it isn't good ol' Tigger! You really thought you could steal from me, leave Disneyland, and start a family in Wyoming, huh? Where's my honey, Tig? I want my damn honey. |
 | UNDERASS - |
 | EPIC MESH - With epic ass too! |
 | FUCKED? - Dude, you're about to get your ass stomped by THIRTEEN Optimus Primes! You passed "fucked" about ten miles ago...TAGS: chuck norris would have kicked your ass himself but he was busy simultaneously pleasuring every cheerleader on the planet Rating: 3.71/5 More motifakes by Briton of Rose |
 | CINDERELLA - |
 | LIBRARY COMPUTERS - |
 | YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT - Ladies...stay the hell away from the garlic! |
 | WHICH ONE OF YOU IS THE TRUCKER? - This funny SOB has to be a MOtifaker! Just has to be! |
 | PROTECTION - |
 | VICK - |
 | SEASON PASS - This is one museum I think we'll be coming back to again and again! |
 | FIRST OF ALL - Buy a new Sharpie. |
 | IF THERE'S GRASS ON THE FIELD - |
 | CAP AND SUNGLASSES - Come on, what were you thi.......... ............ ............ |
 | SCORE! - Look what I found! Somebody threw out a perfectly good white girl! |
 | REALITY - Damn! Whatever the neighbors are cooking smells delicious! Hmm... I wonder who the hell KC Masterpiece is, though. Wait a minute... Mom? |
 | YOU DIDN'T NEED A PASSPORT - the last time you came to France? Impossible Well Sir, when I came ashore at Omaha Beach There were no Frenchmen to take it |
 | THIRSTY? - |
 | THIS - |
 | THIS ASS KICKING - is brought to you courtesy of Fruit of the Loom |
 | PIER PRESSURE - The Johnsons from next door went last summer and won't shut up about it. But you just watched Titanic on HBO, plus you know your wife doesn't look good in a bathing suit anymore. |
 | ONE BADASS PRESIDENT - Death had to take him sleeping, for if Roosevelt had been awake, there would have been a fight |
 | PROFESSER BADASS - |
 | JUSTICE - |
 | SUBLIMINAL MESSAGING - Yes, our job sucks. But here's what I say: If it gets old, spice it up a bit. Sure, the men that we sniff aren't the suavest, but we keep that secret between us girls. Now don't axe us about it again. |
 | MILK - As agdaniele says: "It's not the only thing that does a body good." |
 | ADAPTATION - Look, since you REFUSE to bang us because of our insufficient height, we drilled some holes at the foot of your bed. So just sit there, look pretty, and for once -- take off that damn dress. |
 | LET HE WHO IS WITHOUT SIN - Kick the first ass! |
 | MARRIAGE - |
 | THINK YOU'RE A BADASS? - Let's find out |
 | MOMMY, LOOK!!! - I made you a wiener dog out of those funny little cotton things you keep in the bathroom! Isn't it great? Mommy? Why is your face turning red? |
 | OVERSIZED SUNGLASSES - It Looks As If Someone May Be Over Compensating. |
 | DO THESE JEANS MAKE MY ASS LOOK BIG? - No my love but turn around I'd like to see what you look like with boobs! |
 | SECRETARIES - |
 | PATRICK! - "Always when I need him, he is not there." |
 | SUPERMAN - The 'S' isn't for smart!TAGS: superman shakespeare idiot batman actors embarrassing Rating: 3.47/5 More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front |
 | INTERNATIONAL SPACE STATION - |
 | BAD ASS MULE - The Helpful Dog Is Next |
 | CLASS - That designer dress says that you are going to act like a lady from a higher social class, but those huge tits say that you're going to be treated like a whore at the end of the night. |
 | AMBASSADOR JAR-JAR - |
 | ASSASSINS - Success means blending into the background until your prey arrives |
 | SUNGLASSES - |
 | BEAUTIFUL - |
 | MOTIFAKE HOF - We need to do some advertising! I mean, Agamemnon218's "Honey please..." motifake is way better than any old Rembrandt! |
 | A LITTLE ADVICE: - Eat Mor Chikin |
 | HEAD UP HER ASS - |
 | JURASSIC POPE - Run Like Hell Before He Starts Spitting Venom!!! |
 | GLASS CEILING - |
 | IRISH SUNGLASSES - Free pair when you forget dinner! |
 | INDIFFERENCE - The final remaining members of the Michael Vick Fan Club |
 | THE BOSS - All bosses are assholes, beware the ones that seem to have a sense of humor. |
 | GLASS SLIPPERS - |
 | CAMMY WINS! - Lucky for us, she only knows one pose. |
 | JESUS - What in the everloving hell did you put in that chilli Martha?? |
 | VERNE TROYER - Excels at miniature golf... Has improved his short game... Doesn't have to take a knee to read the greens... Climbs out of sand traps... I COULD DO THIS ALL DAY LONG. |
 | GIRLS WITH GLASSES - Men do make passes at girls who wear glasses, all depends on their frames |
 | LAUGHTER - I'm betting you get a lot of it, especially when a new girlfriend sees you without your pants for the first time. |
 | CLASSIC COMICS - Ok... maybe not that classic...but a damn sexy cover |
 | ASSHOLES - We all know one. |
 | BALLET CLASSES - |
 | LOVE IS GRAND - |
 | FIRST AND LAST - Thanks Ron! I thought about not doing todays poster but....I waffled |
 | CORPORAL PUNISHMENT - You should've seen what happened to Rand when she brought him cold coffee |
 | DIFFERENCE -TAGS: life time day safe tv show cardassian kardashian gossip star trek Rating: 3.39/5 More motifakes by giulio |
 | OPPORTUNITY - |
 | SORRY, SWEETHEART... - |
 | BUTT SMELLS - |
 | ASSASSINATION - Snipers weren't necessary in the Middle Ages. |
 | ON THE TAKE! - Top 4 political recipients of Fannie Mae/Freddie Mac donations ('89-'08) Source: www.opensecrets.org |
 | ASSETS - |
 | RAINBOWS - |
 | HAMAS - Keep having parades. It's maximizes the use of Israeli bombs.TAGS: terrorists israel hamas palastine ass funny military muslim Rating: 3.36/5 More motifakes by WTFO |
 | OH, NO!!! - I don't like this part, it's too scary! Just tell me when it's safe to look, okay? |
 | CENTRAL CONNECTICUT - Number one volleyball team in the nation. And it isn't close. |
 | ONLINE CLASSES - |
 | FARTING NEAR AN OPEN FLAME - Just because you are a cute girl, doesn't mean your gas can't be dangerous. |
 | DVD NIGHT - You've got to be fucking kidding me, George! Where's the movie? I specifically said GRAIL! Why would I say... *sighs* Wow. |
 | "FUNNY" MOUNTIES - Here, here! You oughtn't do a thing like that. It's not the Canadian way. Eh? |
 | TRESPASSERS - They're Good For Business |
 | CONFESSION OF A GREYBEARD - |
 | DORA EXPLORES THE CENTRAL ASIAN COUNTRY ....OF ASS'ERBIJOHN !! - |
 | LADY GAGA - |
 | PROTEST? - I'm sorry, I could have sworn you said PROSTATE. (Which is precisely where Cubbybear got hit by that fish.) |
 | BIG ASS LIMO! - |
 | SOCK PUPPETS - They love to get fisted! |
 | CLEVERBOT IS REALLY CULOS - |
 | FIRST CLASS - The Extra Service Can Be Worth Paying For. |
 | SMURF ASSASSIN - When you absolutely positively must have a smurf killed overnight.TAGS: smurf assassin killer les schtroumpfs belgian cartoon papa jokey brainy smurfette murder smurficide Rating: 3.29/5 More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F |
 | KARMA - |
 | CLASSICAL CONDITIONING - |
 | ENVIOUS? - |
 | OOPS! - |
 | RACE CARD - Wow!! His bonus air miles must be off the chart! |
 | DUMBASS - Taken to a whole new level |
 | WITH AN ASS LIKE THAT - She shouldn't be rubbing two sticks together. |
 | LAST RESORT - |
 | ASSCREAM - I scream, you scream we all scream for asscream! |
 | FOR ME - |
 | THE SHEPHERD - Yes We Can! Yes We Can! Yes We Can! Baa Baa Baa! Baa Baa Baa! Baa Baa Baa! |
 | GOLDEN LASSO - Well, at least now we know why Wonder Woman really carries it around! |
 | PERSONAL TRAINERS - Can give you a great work-out |
 | DANICA PATRICK - |
 | NIGHTMARES - "They're the stuff that dreams are made of, plus a cold splash of reality to add a little kick." ~Anonymous~ |
 | ASSCLOWN - He's the greatest that ever lived alright. |
 | AGREEMENT - |
 | AND WHEN SHE PASSED AWAY - I cried and cried all day Alone again, naturally |
 | UTES - |
 | ASSICONS - |
 | RIGHT THERE - and be gentle please |
 | SIX SHOOTERS - |
 | KANYE WEST - |
 | ECONOMY CLASS - "NEXT TIME, I'M PAYING FOR FIRST CLASS" |
 | CHILDHOOD DREAMS - |
 | CLASS TRIP - Done |
 | HYPOCRITES - Joe the Plumber - owed $1.2K in Ohio taxes - attacked by Dems Tim Geithner - owes $34K in taxes - nominated for Sec of Treasury |
 | 3 DOORS DOWN - Even though most of your songs sound almost EXACTLY alike, I suppose we can still refer to you as musicians. But you get some of these to go with it.TAGS: relax people i am just joking musician assignment Rating: 3.21/5 More motifakes by Produceman117 |
 | DENIAL - |
 | LOOK! - A hole in Juan! |
 | OPTIMIST - |
 | CHEST HAIR - |
 | REALITY - |
 | ABORIGINAL WISDOM - |
 | $1,258.00 MY ASS - Fixed it myself |
 | THE MIDDLE EAST - No wonder these people are always so pissed off! |
 | NATIONAL SECURITY - Wait a minute...I know this one...don't tell me...got it! That was a movie starring Martin Lawrence, right? |
 | PASS THROUGH TAX PLAN - He doesn't want us to know that businesses pass taxes to employees & customers CEOs will fire employees and raise prices on everyone Way to look out for Main Street, dummy! |
 | MY IDOL - He's a Multi-millionaire married to another Multi-millionaire...named Beyonce. I reeeeeally hate that guy. |
 | ENJOY YOUR VOTE HACKING - |
 | IF YOU HAVE A DUMBASS BOYFRIEND - clap your hands!!!! yeeah! so fun |
 | SEXUAL HERASSMENT - It's always a fail |
 | EPIC AMERICAN BADASS - Senator Dan Inouye (HI): Medal of Honor Winner, lost his right arm in WWII. |
 | BEACH VIEWS - Some are better than others. |
 | CHANGE! - Yep, socialism is definitely a "change". |
 | RAPTOR JESUS - Obey him. OBEY HIM!!! |
 | LAWYERS - Always look for one who'll go the extra mile |
 | BEEF - C'mon Romeo... First, let's say "Fuck you, Tybalt" in iambic pentameter, and then let's go over there and shoot his ass! Oh, btw, why are you all dressed up? |
 | THAT LOOK - |
 | LUBE - |
 | ART CLASS - Teaching children about life |
 | PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE BEHAVIOR - Never piss off the guy with the Backhoe |
 | ASSHOLES - They are everywhere. |
 | KILL - |
 | VAMPIRES - Are better counters than lovers. |
 | WHERE'S BILL, YOU ASK? - Well, he kept saying he wanted me to make him a sandwich. Over and over. "Bitch, you better make me a goddamn sandwich." So, finally, I did.TAGS: pms assignment september leelee sobieski axe blood sandwich disturbingly sexy Rating: 3.13/5 More motifakes by Briton of Rose |
 | JIMMY HENDRICKS - Pink Floyd Bassist R.I.P. 1942 - 1970 |
 | MY X-RAY GLASSES - See I Told You They'd Work! |
 | SUPER SAIYAN PIKACHU - What's up now Gary? |
 | DANICA PATRICK - |