Query tags with term: assignment
BEER - I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day
COUCH POTATOES - It's true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance?
DEADPOOL - His secret ingredient is love. ~ Just kidding, it's napalm.
PARANOIA - I'm telling you, man, he's planning something... The way he just sits and stares, doesn't even blink... Damn goldfish freaks me out, man...
OVER-COMPENSATING - NO! I'm not!
THE HANGOVER -
PEEK AT'CHU - And your nephew. Every night. EVERY night.
HERE LIES MR. SMARTASS -
JUST REMEMBER... - No matter where you go, there you are!
A DAY IN MAY -
MOTIFAKERS PARADISE -
VERNE TROYER - Excels at miniature golf... Has improved his short game... Doesn't have to take a knee to read the greens... Climbs out of sand traps... I COULD DO THIS ALL DAY LONG.
COMPLACENCY - Never underestimate the power of putting off till tomorrow something you could have done today.
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! - May the coming year be as bountiful for you as this one was for Death, Grim R@per, and... Hey, who's the new guy?
POOR LETTER Q - Even though U and I always hang out without him, he's the one that gets stuck with the tab.
WHEN PIGS FLY -
REVENGE - BEST SERVED COLD? Perhaps. But MUCH tastier hot and steaming.
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