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 | ABILITY - |
 | DECISIONS - Guess I'd better to check the pantry to see if I have either tartar sauce or BBQ sauce first! |
 | DESSERT - Excuse me, Waiter? I distinctly remember ordering the "Monkey BREAD"TAGS: november challenge dining better this than the goatcheese cake Rating: 4.33/5 More motifakes by LogicDude |
 | WTF. NOT THE REACTION YOU'D BE HOPING FOR... - |
 | RECRUITING - I find your lack of faith in the effectiveness of baked goods disturbing |
 | BEST FRIENDS - "Hurry it up Romeo! I think I can hear her Dad coming!" |
 | ARGUMENT SETTLED - Greedo WHO? Chewbacca shot first. |
 | BABY PICTURES - Optimus Prime's Mom always liked to drag this one out to show his dates |
 | RARE VIEW - A rarely seen picture of the inside of an actual Can-o-Whoopass |
 | THE APPROVAL QUEUE - |
 | LEFTOVER PIECES - "Hmmm, this brick is about the same size as one of those Womp Rats from Tatooine... where do you think it's supposed to go?"TAGS: november challenge the cornerstone of your death star Rating: 4.03/5 More motifakes by LogicDude |
 | MANS BEST FRIEND - they're called that for a reason! |
 | YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE SKINNY - to be sexy |
 | WOOKIEES - The Empire's favorite Fall GuysTAGS: november challenge star wars intergalactic war on wookiees Rating: 4/5 More motifakes by LogicDude |
 | STAR PORN - A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away... *fap**fap**fap**fap* |
 | HYDRAULICS, GUTS AND GLORY - This thing is so on my Christmas list. |
 | SEVERANCE PACKAGE - Think twice about telling off your Boss. And if your Boss is a Sith Lord, you may want to think about it a few MORE times. |
 | OPPOSITION - |
 | SEAN - He's often said that revenge, like Elder God Douchebag's offspring, is a dish best eaten cold |
 | I AGREE - She does, however, belong in my room in handcuffs. |
 | EVOLUTION - |
 | POSITIONS - The right to go topless? That's an argument I can get behind! |
 | PEDOBEAR - He always promises he'll call, but he never does... |
 | THREESOME - Look over there girls! *thump!**thump!* And now they're aaaaaall mine! |
 | GREYBEARDS - The Sage Greybeards of Motifake can still find a way to score with even the most staunch members of the M.A.L.T.! |
 | FORESIGHT - |
 | JUSTICE - |
 | SONUVA... - "Hey look! We both have on Buster Browns!" |
 | HALLOWEEN - |
 | THE HIT - You didn't really think Dorothy went through a tornado, a forest of evil trees, dealt with flying monkeys and a witch all for a stupid pair of red shoes did you? |
 | I AM BECOME TIMMAY - |
 | THANK GOD! - Ever try wearing a coat made out of LIVE mink? Those little guys will f*ck you up! |
 | HOLIDAY DECORATIONS - |
 | ADAM WEST - His approach may be simple, but hey - it got rid of Keaton, Kilmer and Clooney... |
 | THERE'S A REASON - Us Canadians are so protective of our bacon |
 | VIRGINITY - Once you've lost it, searching for it is an exercise in futility. |
 | THE WINNER - |
 | GOOGLE'S OPINION - Strawberries are better served for fruit salad than on your nipples |
 | BEGGING POSITION - |
 | IF THIS... - is the first thing you eyes see each morning, all I can say is... I hate you & you suck. |
 | YOUR LUCKY DAY - Looks like you can save that chloroform for tomorrow night! |
 | WELL I'LL BE DAMNED - It finally sunk in |
 | HALLUCINATORY ART - |
 | DENTAL BEAR - |
 | PUSHING THE ENVELOPE - |
 | LIFE SPAN - Apparently Midgets live shorter lives than normal people... |
 | TALE OF TWO BEAVERS - |
 | GOOD VS EVIL - Are you ready for some Star Wars? All my Wookie friends are comin' over toniiiiiight!!! |
 | THE MICHEAL JACKSON MAUSOLEUM - It's a bit different then others |
 | FIRST DANCE - Oh listen, everyone else loves "our song" too! |
 | I CANNOT BELEVE IT! - This is the second time today she has lost her car keys. |
 | ANYONE EVER GIVEN A THOUGHT - To issuing "Obese" Parking stickers and put the parking spots in the back of the lot? |
 | PUNISHMENT FOR PEDOPHILES SHOULD BE - |
 | PIRATE OR NINJA? - The Six Degrees of Separation Game works every time. But does this make Kevin Bacon a Pirate Ninja? |
 | OPERATION DESERT STORM - |
 | BACONISM - A utopian form of government where the people are kept happy through the supply of abundant quantities of bacon |
 | REMEMBRANCE DAY - Remember those who fought for freedom |
 | DIVE! DIVE! DIVE! - Ummmm Cap'n? It was your LAST command that was a submarine. THIS is a SURFACE ship! |
 | THE BEST - |
 | DELTA FORCE - Circa 480 BC |
 | PRESCRIPTION - |
 | WHAT'S A BARBECUE - without Jello? |
 | WHAT DO YOU MEAN - Someone dropped a Twinkie? |
 | NAILED - |
 | DANCING - Her movements weren't natural... they were ungainly and awkward, almost wooden... |
 | BEST OF THE WORLD - |
 | MY BEST ADVICE - |
 | SECURITY - The Emperor wasn't taking any chances with his new Death Star. |
 | GOOD PREVAILS -TAGS: beam me up scottie i know i know thats battlestar gallactica Rating: 3.8/5 More motifakes by Sean |
 | ROCK - |
 | WET - Some things are just better that way! |
 | BEFORE THE INTERNET - Ron was a nomadic figure If not for that Art Degree and a trucker named "Smokey" |
 | DUMB BLONDES - They're not ALL women! |
 | ARM WRESTLE? - Be careful...he may look cute but don't underestimate him! |
 | BARBECUES - Some Mean More Than Others |
 | RELIABILITY - Even the Empire had material problems... stupid "Lowest Bidder" contracting rules! |
 | BEST ADVICE - |
 | I DON'T SWIM - |
 | READING AT THE BEACH - Its Easier This Way |
 | NEEDED TO BE SAID - |
 | GLAD BAG AND RUBBER BAND - Have some decency |
 | INTERNET FAME - Facebook? Twitter? Yeah, right! If you really want to get noticed, post those pics on MotiFake.com! |
 | O SHIT - Is what stands out when your life flashes before your eyes |
 | BRITTANY SNOW - I'll definitely try and catch this on my tongue... |
 | OFFICE MORALE - Despite the Emperor's hopes, "Funny Hat Fridays" never did significantly improve morale on the Death StarTAGS: november challenge star wars your lack of participation in the challenge is disturbing Rating: 3.76/5 More motifakes by LogicDude |
 | BIGGER AND BETTER - |
 | CANADIAN CHAMBER OF COMMERCE - |
 | BEST RULE 34 - Can it really get any better than this? (Except on Naughtyfake...) |
 | THE BIRD AND THE BEES TALK -TAGS: birds bees mothers daughters bj lessons motivational ronsart Rating: 3.76/5 More motifakes by ronsart |
 | GOLDILOCKS STEW - |
 | TROLLS - |
 | DISTRACTIONS - Teaching my son to read at such an early age used to make me proud. But now I have a hideous flip-down DVD player in my Ford Focus because I want to drive to Costco in peace. |
 | CUBBYBEAR - Prefers Melons Over Tomatoes |
 | G.I. BLUES - Look at it this way Elvis... You only had to go to Germany, not Iraq or Afghanistan! |
 | REDNECK MONGOLIAN GRILL - |
 | AWKWARDNESS - Well if it isn't good ol' Tigger! You really thought you could steal from me, leave Disneyland, and start a family in Wyoming, huh? Where's my honey, Tig? I want my damn honey. |
 | NORM PETERSON - The Undisputed Heavyweight of One-liners and witty repartee |
 | GREYBEARDS - |
 | THEOLOGY ON TAP - |
 | REALIST - I'm gonna need a MUCH longer tongue. |
 | FRENCH KISS ARMY - Way more bad-ass than the regular French Army. Same penchant for make-up though. |
 | YOU'RE HOME EARLY - Never ignore that nagging thought that says "Why would my brother look at MY Princess like that?" |
 | IN AUTUMN'S WAKE - "Remember why we died." For they did not wish tribute, nor song, nor monuments nor poems of fleeting beauty. Their wish was simple. "Remember us" |
 | DEWEY OXBERGER - |
 | SUCCESS - |
 | PMS - Just because I'm bitchy, doesn't mean you're not irritating! |
 | WEDDING CAKE - Now we'd like to invite everyone up to get a good taste of my Bride! |
 | LET'S REMEMBER - |
 | THE FRENCH - It's not always bad when they surrender. |
 | REVENGE CAN BE WICKED - I wonder what SHE did... |
 | WEDDED BLISS - They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense |
 | MYTHS - The grass isn't always greener, and the water? Well... it's not always "wetter" |
 | OXYMORON - Dry Water? Really Canada! Next thing you know they'll be putting milk in bags... |
 | BECAUSE... - Sean and Canada are tougher than they look, eh. |
 | BELGIAN WAFFLE? - |
 | I HAVE A SECRET - Care to torture it out of me? |
 | PERSPECTIVE - |
 | SUCKERS - |
 | WHERE'S CUBBYBEAR? - He's missed his last ten 2:30 floggings. If this keeps up, I'm going to look for someone new to be my "whipping boy". |
 | BEAUTY - If we make choices solely based on what we see on the outside we will be disappointed. I was right...no bacon, just baloney. |
 | NIPPLES - |
 | PARANOIA - |
 | STROBE LIGHT SEX - Going at it so hard that you keep activating the Clapper. |
 | FRIENDSHIP - You always hurt the one you love |
 | WHY? - If it's a Psychic Museum, shouldn't they already know you're coming? |
 | LIFE LESSONS - I used to love women, then I got married. Cured me of that little problem |
 | BEATING IT'S WINGS 43 TIMES - Only applies to Swallows Not Sparrows |
 | FUTILITY - |
 | MR. AGDANIELE’S SECRET - |
 | PHOTOSHOP - |
 | GET ALONG BESSIE - |
 | PROTEST RULE #1 - The side with the hottest chicks wins every time |
 | LAYOFFS AT SESAME STREET - The union is not happy. |
 | DATE NIGHT - Arrrrrr! And to think I shaved me leg for this! |
 | MAYBE SHE'S BORN WITH IT. MAYBE ITS HEROIN - |
 | CUBBYBEARS FAMILY CURSE - |
 | REALITY - |
 | ELIZABETH - So what If you can't be a good example, you'll just have to be a horrible warning. |
 | BEER PONG SIGNUP SHEETS - It starts out so civilized |
 | BOOTY - As Popeye would have said, "Well blow me down!" |
 | MEMORIES - |
 | PRINCE OF BEL AIR - the best way to start a conversation |
 | VISITATION RIGHTS - |
 | YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE THIS - I wore a blue shirt with a blue tie, and it was white shirt with a blue tie day. We laughed all morning |
 | BIKINI - |
 | HOW DO YOU LIKE IT? - A Brunette Power Girl....Hmmmmmm! I never noticed her hair before |
 | CARPE DIEM - |
 | PMS - Nature's way of leveling the playing field. Much in the same way that an earthquake would level it. |
 | GOOD JOB! - When making that last point deserves more than just a pat on the ass |
 | GUYS NIGHT OUT - Save the date guys! And be sure to bring small bills... |
 | WOMEN - |
 | GOOD - No matter how good you may be, there's still a little evil in you! |
 | WARNING SIGNS - |
 | REDHEAD - |
 | PEDO BEAR - He's on it |
 | FINALLY... - |
 | JUST ABOUT THERE - |
 | HEY - Has anyone seen the dog? |
 | HAPPINESS - |
 | THE INTERNET - Rose-colored-glasses edition. |