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Beach Demotivational Poster


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Rating: 4.91/5

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Gramaticus - October 8, 2011, 5:52 pm
"Someday son, half of all this will belong to your ex-wife!"
ArturiusMaxwell - August 30, 2011, 10:10 am
Awesome! Recently married but long time husband, I can safely say that its true enough!


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Rating: 4.89/5

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Ragnar - June 2, 2012, 4:12 pm
where am I ???
RonE - June 2, 2012, 8:16 am
Me and my wife absolutely loved this philosophy.
spacedog - June 1, 2012, 10:27 pm
Good one Commie. 5L

TIGHT LEATHER JACKETS - They are aweso- Hey, wait a minute...

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Rating: 2.9/5

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faulty switch - August 9, 2009, 12:30 am
gross gross gross oh thats GROSS!


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Rating: 4.73/5

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zoomer296 - February 16, 2013, 3:07 pm
I have a 4-cylinder '97 Buick Skylark that can outrun mustangs.
Cummins - August 18, 2011, 11:28 pm
Shake N Bake
ICEMAN - August 17, 2011, 8:45 pm
"Slingsh**" here I come...

MEN NIPPLES - we finally find them useful!

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Rating: 2.13/5

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Pikeman - June 17, 2013, 12:38 pm
Men's n****** are every bit as capable of producing useful quantities of baby food as women's n******.
marcelo - April 6, 2008, 9:20 pm
ajajaaj no mamees bandaa se la mamaron

WEIRD - Who brings a leather jacket to the beach?

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Rating: 4.1/5

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EmilioDumphque - March 22, 2013, 3:13 am
Only Eric von Zipper.
CloudchaserS - March 22, 2013, 1:02 am
Is that the Tanning Mom's Mom?

MARINE CORPS TRAINING - Coming to a beach near you …..

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Rating: 3.2/5

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devildoc1989 - November 10, 2011, 3:58 pm
...im a jew, in the marines...you are a p**** college student probably.
guyfox - July 27, 2010, 10:22 pm
this is why only skinheads join the marines today, I have proof

IF YOU WATCH IT BACKWARDS - A shark throws up so many people they have to open a new beach

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Rating: 4.78/5

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SHE'S MY LITTLE - deuce coupe you don't know what I got

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Rating: 4.64/5

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Airman - August 31, 2011, 1:38 pm
I would say that it is a large fry box, with a mcnugget box on top. Vrooooom
the1stCOMMI3 - August 31, 2011, 1:34 am
What is that, a big mac box???

LADIES' ATTENTION - Harder to get everyday.

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Rating: 4.55/5

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Reality Lord - January 15, 2012, 8:01 am

i thought chazz bono had the bre*** reduction already done as part of the surgery? hmmmm....


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Rating: 5/5

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Hawamleh - November 5, 2010, 8:17 pm
A Sign Of Dumb Luck Perhaps ?

MOTIFAKE ANNUAL BEACH PARTY - Everyone showed, as usual.

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Rating: 4.72/5

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M0rd3kaI - April 18, 2012, 1:16 pm
Not in that picture... Where's my monkey?? you bastards! stop editing me out of your lives!!!! XD 5L

MODERATION - The very concept seems to escape some people

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Rating: 2/5

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David A - January 11, 2010, 12:46 pm
She's just getting a good base for the summer
IllicoPresto - December 11, 2009, 7:30 pm
Oooh look, a wild nauga!


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Rating: 3.88/5

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lgvernon - April 21, 2012, 5:03 pm

Each time I look at this, i HOPE. THAT. PISTOL. IS. NOT. IN. THE. SEA.
lgvernon - April 21, 2012, 3:07 pm

Ba-Ba-Ba-Buh-Ba-bra Ann
MrRandom - April 21, 2012, 12:15 am
ughomer - April 20, 2012, 4:16 pm
Beach Boys. Almost thought it was Ba-Ba-Ba, Ba-Ba, Bra Ann.

DON'T HATE THE PLAYA - Hate the Spanish word for beach

SHARK SURFING - After 450 million years, they pretty much have it down pat.

MARTIAL ARTS - is even cooler on the beach!!

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Rating: 2.95/5

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HIP HOP - Goes green

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Rating: 4.46/5

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Hawamleh - June 22, 2010, 5:56 pm
That Right there is why he's Mr.M 5ls FTW
forseti - June 22, 2010, 5:31 pm
reggae?!? O.o
Airman - June 22, 2010, 1:11 pm

T.O.I.L.E.T.S - So that's where people go...

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Rating: 4.1/5

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Sense -

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Rating: 2.85/5

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EMOagainstALLoddsXD - November 28, 2012, 10:13 pm
Those look like German helmets mroe than they do American ones.
usaf1995 - June 6, 2010, 9:34 pm
Now this could me getting WHAY far into detail BUT: Anime is Japanese right? So if those infantry are landing in say...Iwo Jima she could be coming home! never looked at that in that perspective huh?
Mandy - June 28, 2009, 10:13 pm
It's Anime, when does it ever make sense?
Justy - January 5, 2009, 2:17 pm
Yes, it does. Just imagine the pleasant breeze! What a pity it smells of blood, gunpowder and guts.

THE BEACH - Not the only thing that reeks of dead fish and is infested with crabs.


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Rating: 2.5/5

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Hector - April 26, 2009, 10:57 am
That's how mom used to cuss. "Sandy Beaches"!, she'd shout. Then the hitting would start.


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Rating: 4.8/5

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Sho - July 14, 2012, 7:54 pm
Already nailed one with this picture :). 5L
GaryO - July 14, 2012, 6:18 pm
Don’t forget those cats, my fellow hound, those inglorious cats…………


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Rating: 4.17/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - March 26, 2013, 6:49 pm
I didn't know Chuck Norris was Russian.

I WILL NOT STOP - ...beaching and wine-ing!

BEACH LIFE - Shouldn't there be a crowd of people thrusting this one back into the ocean?

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Rating: 3.5/5

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maoworks2 - December 16, 2012, 9:32 am
How I Feel After Turkey Dinner ! 5 Enos.
MissPriss - December 16, 2012, 12:54 am
Ahhh their too late...it's already bloating from the sun :(.....bahahaha!

DON'T WORRY LADIES - We are the new Average.


WHALEFAIL - Sure is....Sure is...

CATCH A WAVE - and you're sittin' on top of the world

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Rating: 4.73/5

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MilDoc - May 24, 2011, 5:01 pm


WHEN THERE WAS ONE SET OF FOOTPRINTS - That's when Jesus was swimming or hitting on beach bunnies.

EDEN - Paradise does exist!

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Rating: 1.59/5

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Sho - December 4, 2008, 5:25 pm
g** poster
WasclyWabbit429 - October 26, 2008, 3:54 pm
Beer ... haven't seen one of those in a while, holy sheet
Devildog - October 4, 2008, 5:13 pm
Not paradise if there aren't any women...waste of a n**e beach, really.
ADAM - August 18, 2008, 3:02 pm

Timing is Everything -

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Rating: 5/5

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MrStupidGir - March 30, 2014, 11:00 pm
can't afford ph**oshop, check out gimp n inskape, a small step up from paint ;)
Oldsod - March 30, 2014, 8:56 pm
Oh...I still don't actually have Ph**oshop...that costs money. Still using Paint also. It just kinda irks me that you can now make phenomenal ph**os out of thin air if you got the dosh.
MissPriss - March 30, 2014, 7:04 pm
Huh...I still use windows paint...5L for moving up the techno ladder.


GRAND BARGAIN - Swap for a soda pop

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Rating: 4.79/5

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PARADISE LOST - It's your own damn fault. Next time don't bring the wife and kids!

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Rating: 4.67/5

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dy2012 - June 1, 2012, 3:06 pm
ohhh I wish I'm Milton Waddams :)
mariand - June 1, 2012, 2:24 am
maoworks2 - May 31, 2012, 11:01 am
I Second That !


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Rating: 4.67/5

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Sho - February 11, 2012, 9:01 pm
Thank you
BeNiceToMe - February 11, 2012, 8:54 pm
The wheelchair is kind of a downer for sure. Yet she seems to have nice hair. what to do, what to do... gr5at stuff Sho as always :)
Verdeckt - February 11, 2012, 7:14 pm
Another one Fav'd
Rick69 - February 11, 2012, 1:22 pm
Rather depre5ing. . . Simple & Perfectly Imperfect. . .


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Rating: 4/5

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crankyhead - December 7, 2010, 9:33 pm
Produceman117 - November 29, 2009, 2:18 am
n****, no less. In November. When the tide was obviously having a field day. 5L.
DrunkenDave101 - November 28, 2009, 4:30 pm
I still found it thoroughly hilarious
Motifake Wit Liberation F - November 28, 2009, 3:12 pm
Awesome! Great poster, aggie! It's nearly perfect!
agdaniele - November 28, 2009, 2:29 pm
I'll take that as a compliment, and not an act of comment laugh-blocking.
DrunkenDave101 - November 28, 2009, 2:24 pm
Am gonna be a nerd and say thats not a beach, its a wave cut platform, and by the looks of it, the remnants of a lava flow
Cubbybear - November 28, 2009, 2:18 pm
Made me laugh
TheTrashHeap - November 28, 2009, 1:19 pm
AMSOME!! 5 Lions to raise the boy, or eat him!


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Rating: 3.96/5

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Derek - December 19, 2009, 5:46 am
The sincerest form of flattery :-)
MrRandom - December 19, 2009, 3:04 am
Barbie your dream girl? Quiet, ditsy and full of plastic?
agdaniele - December 19, 2009, 3:03 am
I'm too much of a fan of this!
peteypobmthr trucker - December 19, 2009, 1:19 am
Produceman117 - December 18, 2009, 11:12 pm
rerun - December 18, 2009, 11:05 pm

hey now, Barbi ***bs.....bet they are plastic, just like she is.
agdaniele - December 18, 2009, 10:43 pm
IP banned. Not sure if he's dumb (or smart) enough to return.
Sean - December 18, 2009, 10:39 pm
Great. Has guilio 1L'd it yet?
agdaniele - December 18, 2009, 9:45 pm
LMAO! A most fitting tribute!!!


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Rating: 4.67/5

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Greeny - May 7, 2011, 6:52 pm
nice fea5!

beached Whales -

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Rating: 4.63/5

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MissPriss - April 17, 2013, 7:47 pm
Bring it on big boy! But leave your chair at the beach...and shake the sand out of your spandex th***...ewww the image!
GaryO - April 17, 2013, 9:06 am
I took the power chair (duh)…….now I’m gonna get you, Missy....gonna get you r-e-a-l good


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Rating: 4.55/5

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pieman - July 25, 2010, 4:25 am
It's a beautiful mind. Ok. That is not what caught me at first but I accept your reality. 5L

RIVERDANCE - You have two left feet.

Perspective -


Pause Button -

Over Achievers -

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Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - October 27, 2013, 10:36 pm
Thanks for the vote Ism!
Ism - October 26, 2013, 5:47 am
MissPriss - October 26, 2013, 12:03 am
Thanks little!
chickenlittle - October 25, 2013, 8:49 pm
That's awesome! :)

Kowabunga Dude! -

Nurses -

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Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 4, 2014, 11:07 am
Generally, true. I'm not denying that. However, when I had my appendix taken out, there was one nurse - granted just one - that looked exactly like that. Except she was Japanese and fresh out of med-school.

Penguins -

gotta be cool now -

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Rating: 4.89/5

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vindicator - August 4, 2014, 2:27 pm
gotta love it

ah, romance -


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Rating: 4.73/5

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falloutghoul - January 31, 2013, 6:48 pm
Well, there goes The Mystery Machine...


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Rating: 4.71/5

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Rating: 4.63/5

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ICEMAN - November 19, 2010, 7:58 pm
Subtle. Par 5



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Rating: 4.55/5

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DSATHeDRiZZLe - June 27, 2010, 1:45 am
ok...this is a brilliant moti
agdaniele - June 26, 2010, 11:16 pm
Check it out, dude! Total h**tie in yellow!
TheTrashHeap - June 26, 2010, 3:14 pm
That's not waldo. That's spontaneous human combustion!
Anything - June 26, 2010, 3:11 pm
Waldo is near the top right.

The Wealthy - exempt from everything -


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Rating: 4.47/5

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agdaniele - October 3, 2010, 9:48 pm
I never saw the appeal of the amish boardwalk.
ICEMAN - October 3, 2010, 8:37 pm
Obviously it's because the surfing sucked that day.


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Rating: 4.45/5

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SUNSET AT THE BEACH - I saw this photo and drank it's colors into my heart and wondered..... ...Who the hell takes photos of rocks?!

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Rating: 4.2/5

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Fatemaster - November 28, 2010, 3:10 am
LOL good one!


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Rating: 4.2/5

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SAVING A BEACHED WHALE - You first need to re-acclimate the creature prior to full exposure to the ocean deep.


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Rating: 4/5

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Mahomygod - June 16, 2011, 5:15 pm
debated and depends on where you're from, really. (though, I'd tend to agree with you)
RaDninja17 - June 16, 2011, 12:47 am
*a happy ending 0.0

barnacles -


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Rating: 3.53/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 14, 2009, 1:58 am
I love this so much that I want to Marry it and make sweet sweet love to it.....5

SEA SURPRISE - Suddenly that recliner pool floaty seems woefully inadequate.

OUR BEACH. - Every Winter We'ed Meet At Our Beach, But Dad's Long Gone And I'm Right Behined So It's Time To Turn Over TO AnOther Dad & Son To Call It Their BEach Our Beach .

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maoworks2 - January 12, 2013, 10:30 am
So True GaryO ,Just The Blues Coming Out And Their Cold On Ice !
GaryO - January 12, 2013, 8:38 am
And that’s how it is…..nobody owns anything. Ya just get to have it for a time

CHANCES - "If the shoe fits, wear it" But where's the left shoe?

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LADIES OF MOTIFAKE - Embracing Their Wild Side Look At Those Gams!

CHANCES - There is a good chance this is not going to end well.

NEW OLYMPIC EVENT - Synchronized Beaching!

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Rating: 2.55/5

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TheTrashHeap - February 23, 2010, 9:00 pm
SWING............and a miss.


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Rating: 2.44/5

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johnson - May 7, 2009, 1:33 am


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Kayaks -

MONICA - She's just failed her pilot's licence again.

THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SPEAKING - For those of you who haven't noticed, we've finally reached Miami Beach

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Rating: 1.52/5

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Steadybeat - December 16, 2010, 11:17 pm
This is the Taliban speaking we are sorry Allah!
Little Johnny - April 8, 2009, 7:24 pm
Fail tunnel... but this is what recaps are supposed to be like.

LIFE - Life's a beach, and then the surf breaks

FUTILITY - The idea that you can really get away from work.

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Rating: 1.33/5

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Heterograph -

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Pushkin - March 2, 2016, 12:04 am
Thanks mizzdizz. Any day you're not burned at the stake is a perfect day for a witch. Here she can only be burned by the sun if she's not careful.
mizzdizz - February 29, 2016, 10:48 pm
HAHA!!! Especially if she improves the surf AND provides lunch! Sounds like a perfect day to me! ^!
Pushkin - February 27, 2016, 2:02 pm
Thank you very much. I'm very playful.
lgvernon - February 27, 2016, 11:50 am

Great play on words!

Ain't Gonna Happen -

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MissPriss - March 4, 2016, 12:19 pm
Thanks 'cern!
JesusWept - March 4, 2016, 7:39 am
Ahhh those! We have them too. In fact i've been bitten by one LOL
concern3 - March 4, 2016, 3:46 am
Very nice, an UP yours for sure
MissPriss - March 4, 2016, 12:08 am
Yep but you foreigners know them better as Northern Pike...teehee.
JesusWept - March 3, 2016, 8:19 pm
A shark? In Manitoba?? Never mind. Here's a shark fin for you ^