Query tags with term: bible
WHY CAN'T I OWN A CANADIAN -
WARNINGS - ... Crushing Religions Everyday ...
FAITHPALM - For epic fail of Biblical proportions
BIBLICAL TEACHINGS -
STAR WARS - Improving On Christianity One Step At A Time
SUPERHERO - Because the real Superhero is the one who saved us.
THE BIBLE - To most Christians, the Bible is like a software license. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I Agree".
THE HOLY BIBLE - "No man ever believes that the Bible means what it says: He is always convinced that it says what he means." George Bernard Shaw
BIBLE BLACK -
FAITH - "Say what you will about the sweet miracle of unquestioning faith. I consider a capacity for it terrifying and absolutely vile." --Kurt Vonnegut
IT'S NOT OVER YET, KIDS - We still have another 2,000 years of this to go. After all, Nostradamus' last prophecy is after 4000 A.D.
MARK 5:9 - and jesus asked him 'what is your name?' he replied 'my name is legion for we are many' WE ARE ANONYMOUS, WE ARE LEGION
GENESIS 7:24B -
NEVER TRUST ANYONE - With a Bible in one hand and a gun in the other ...
STATISTICS - Wait you are going to tell me that god loves me?
PROVERBS 27:15-16 - A quarrelsome wife is as annoying as constant dripping on a rainy day. Stopping her complaints is like trying to stop the wind or trying to hold something with greased hands.
THE HOLY BIBLE -
SPOILER ALERT! - Jesus dies at the end.
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