Query tags with term: bible
ISLAM - 5 Times a Day Or you Don't Get the 72 Virgins
BIBLICAL TEACHINGS -
THE BIBLE - To most Christians, the Bible is like a software license. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I Agree".
I wonder about Gutenberg -
intelligence noted -
IT'S NOT OVER YET, KIDS - We still have another 2,000 years of this to go. After all, Nostradamus' last prophecy is after 4000 A.D.
WHY CAN'T I OWN A CANADIAN -
PROVERBS 27:15-16 - A quarrelsome wife is as annoying as constant dripping on a rainy day. Stopping her complaints is like trying to stop the wind or trying to hold something with greased hands.
FAITHPALM - For epic fail of Biblical proportions
THE HOLY BIBLE - "No man ever believes that the Bible means what it says: He is always convinced that it says what he means." George Bernard Shaw
BE GONE - When you show up at my door saying I'll go to hell if I don't believe as you... count yourself lucky that you walk away with your own teeth.
PRIORITIES - Because not coveting your neighbor's donkey is more important, obviously.
ANONYMITY - Though this job apparently pays well...no one wants to write home about their days behind the glory hole. Things could get sticky.
NEVER TRUST ANYONE - With a Bible in one hand and a gun in the other ...
GENESIS 7:24B -
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