Query tags with term: bible
WHY CAN'T I OWN A CANADIAN -
FAITHPALM - For epic fail of Biblical proportions
SUPERHERO - Because the real Superhero is the one who saved us.
THE BIBLE - To most Christians, the Bible is like a software license. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I Agree".
THE HOLY BIBLE - "No man ever believes that the Bible means what it says: He is always convinced that it says what he means." George Bernard Shaw
NEVER TRUST ANYONE - With a Bible in one hand and a gun in the other ...
GENESIS 7:24B -
PROVERBS 27:15-16 - A quarrelsome wife is as annoying as constant dripping on a rainy day. Stopping her complaints is like trying to stop the wind or trying to hold something with greased hands.
THE HOLY BIBLE -
THE BIBLE - an atheists biggest joke a religious persons........................ biggest joke
BIBLE BLACK -
ISLAM - 5 Times a Day Or you Don't Get the 72 Virgins
THE BIBLE - One of the best fantasy novels in existence... And still a better love story than Twilight
HOLY GHOST - From the New CHarlie Brown Translation of the Bible.
the bible -
HELL - Silly Christians Myths Are For Kids
BE GONE - When you show up at my door saying I'll go to hell if I don't believe as you... count yourself lucky that you walk away with your own teeth.
POINT YOUR FINGER - To the side of your head. Now move it in a circle.
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