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Bill Demotivational Poster


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CANADA - September 3, 2009, 3:44 pm
k before I commit to saying anythin I need shamrock here to confirm if she is a she.


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Hinoron - December 5, 2015, 12:48 am
...for however long it takes to maneuver the drone over your head.
mariand - July 27, 2012, 2:48 pm

I DO LOVE ANIMALS! - They're delicious.

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Arvantillian - April 8, 2011, 9:18 am
Agreed .. 5L


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THE ULTIMATE VALENTINE'S GIFT FOR YOUR MAN - Hey ladies, hurry it's on sale: only $OMG and YIKES cents.

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realogic - March 10, 2012, 1:15 pm
As usual an Arab with billions covers his car in white gold instead of you know.. making someone not starve.. Least it runs on bio fuel.
booger13 - March 26, 2010, 9:49 pm
naturally it had to be GERMAN =] to be this EPIC . anyone know how many were made, or was this IF YOU HAVE TO ASK THE PRICE YOU CANT AFFORD IT ? deals ?
CANADA - February 5, 2010, 3:31 pm
THATS SWEET! he owns an oil company but runs bio fuel lol
Derek - February 5, 2010, 3:24 pm
Fastest production automatic in the World I believe. (The gold alloy helps to stop it rusting with all their rain.)

BILL CLINTON - Pimpin' since 1993.

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Guest091 - August 27, 2009, 9:18 am
Bill Clinton. Badass Pimp indeed.
jimbo - August 20, 2008, 1:58 am
Sup b****?


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HILLBILLY TRANSFORMERS. - Somebody had to get the corn.


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GaryO - April 19, 2012, 10:05 am
N-I-C-E...reminds me of a broker or two...


WHERES WALDO? - Here he is and now hes all mine

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blogjob - May 29, 2009, 6:36 am
In my country it´s Walter
Christos - April 24, 2009, 7:12 pm
Yeh he's Wally in Britain!
Drenix - December 2, 2008, 4:51 pm
Maybe that's why we cant find him, d*** cheater!
Ash - November 19, 2008, 4:21 pm
He's called Wally where i'm from too
Sam - November 17, 2008, 1:21 am
He's Wally in Australia too.
Amaterasu - September 20, 2008, 10:19 pm
Very strange. In my country they changed his name to Wally.


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ICEMAN - May 23, 2010, 7:49 pm
And most of the time self-perpetuating. 5L
agdaniele - May 21, 2010, 10:47 pm
Great one, sick! Showin' your motifake guns! 5L

HOLD THIS - I Need to go be awesome somewhere else

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Cubbybear - February 15, 2011, 10:10 pm
Elmer's hunting Wabbits
crankyhead - February 15, 2011, 8:32 pm
It's gotta suck to be Tiger Woods right now. Even Carl Spackler has more wins than he does on the PGA tour this year. 5L =)
CoolioIndeed - February 15, 2011, 8:25 pm
'nuff said.
autumnspirit - February 15, 2011, 5:28 pm
Haha! Love it! 5L's
Hawamleh - February 15, 2011, 5:26 pm
5 lions from me...I love this.
Feasibly - February 15, 2011, 4:56 pm
Kudos indeed...5 of 'em
agdaniele - February 15, 2011, 3:50 pm
For a borderline untouchable theme, this was played well. Kudos.


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stormXIII - March 3, 2013, 6:41 pm
anyway, production is still increasing worldwide... that 's what make the apple to become rotten
dootndo2 - October 7, 2011, 9:16 am
Only 1/2 million looking.

BILL KAULITZ - one of the sexyist women ever.

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Cerebus42 - August 22, 2009, 11:33 am
Sarcasm level appropriate, Kaulitz is a metro***ual f***tard.
surprisebuttsecks - August 16, 2009, 12:10 pm
Ugly a**hole.
Sir - August 15, 2009, 2:27 am
either you are retarded or your sarcasm could use a little work

THIS OCEAN - Other than the Atlantic and Pacific, Billy, you are my favorite ocean

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AIR GUITAR - After playing "Ted" Theodore Logan, Keanu Reeves went on to be rich and famous, just as you never will.

HILLBILLY CHRISTMAS - all you need now is a ham and som pop tarts

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Greeny - January 27, 2014, 8:05 pm
PCV - January 27, 2014, 1:28 pm
A little proof reading wouldn't hurt either.
CANADA - October 8, 2009, 5:17 pm
or a college christmas
James - October 8, 2009, 5:12 pm

HILLBILLY HIGHRISE - This Luxury highrise home could yours for the low price of a 30-pack of Miller and 2 cartons of Kools.

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bozo - September 19, 2009, 9:08 pm
i worked with this guy. All he could afford after his divorce.
Player_Meyer - September 8, 2009, 8:22 am

PAY YOUR SPRINT BILL?! - I don't see no ring on this finger.

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RON - September 29, 2008, 4:26 pm
Thank God you not slow and have no lunch money...lol
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 29, 2008, 4:23 pm
Okay, everyone gets to do one? The gloves are off, I'm a gonna swipe it, too.
Ag218 - September 29, 2008, 3:17 pm
I lol'd

EPIC - When you're Gangsta and a nerd at the same time

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BILLY CORGAN - Original Angster

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PixieStickNinja - January 22, 2010, 1:14 am
More like Billy Corgan: Original GIANT DUESCHEBAG



childhood memories -

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Greybeard - October 5, 2015, 10:52 pm
Stunning as always... :)

RANDY MONROE - Owning the phone company.

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phydeaux - December 15, 2009, 7:49 pm
How did you manage to get his name wrong....when it's right there on the check?!?!

BILLY MAYS - It may be of poor taste, but you know you laughed

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Joeythearm - January 17, 2011, 5:43 am
I did, cause you know thats what he wanted his grave to say. The man was an attention wh***.
ICEMAN - February 5, 2010, 9:46 pm
No, I didn't.

SHAMWOW - Buy this product...or I'll kill you like I did Billy Mays!

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Desolate1 - August 30, 2009, 10:18 pm
This is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever seen. Everyone in motifake is now dumber from seeing it. I award you no Lions, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Desolate1 - August 30, 2009, 10:18 pm
This is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever seen. Everyone in motifake is now dumber from seeing it. I award you no Lions, and may God have mercy on your soul.

THE LAKE - is down that there empty trail. Ya hear a banjo playin', ya gone too far.


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themansn - December 10, 2010, 9:20 pm
hope i wont be hit with the bann-hammer: Hitler also started building highways in germany. therefore is it evil to build highways (in germany)? But seriosly: google is everywhere on the net (even motifake). know waht I mean?
Derek - March 5, 2010, 8:00 pm
Google have written as one of their beliefs: "Don't be evil". Hitler wrote Mein Kampf - essentially the opposite.

zip zop bop -

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maoworks2 - December 31, 2015, 1:07 pm
What He Said !
GaryO - December 30, 2015, 9:21 pm
Oh, lordy

HEY HOMIES! - Wait up!

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Nasty N8 - January 4, 2009, 7:48 am
They are just ignoring you because you are yellow. That's their way of keeping you down!!!

PAYDAY - Parties. Clubs. Cinema. Alcohol. I've got money to burn. Oh snap! Forgot my bills again.


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To those of you who hate fat people -

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Reality Lord - June 20, 2013, 4:27 pm

yay billy!!!

LOOK UP IN THE AIR ! - It's Coming Right Between Our Eyes It's, It's, Our Credit Card Bills For Christmas.

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EmilioDumphque - July 7, 2012, 11:43 am
Party on, dudes!

SHENANIGANS - It's a CHILD'S game. Now go back to 4-Chan

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 14, 2010, 8:10 am
5 deeply confused lions posting from their Mothers basement.
agdaniele - January 14, 2010, 12:37 am
LAdies and gentlemen... we have a winner! 5L!

KABOOM! - You probably should have bought some

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LD0ne - December 21, 2009, 2:33 pm
na the capital of afghanastan is OHCRAPWESCREWEDUPBIGTIME
bOB cHIN - July 21, 2009, 5:06 pm
Billy Mays here with the revolutionary windshield sh**gun. Got a nick, shoot it, got a crack, shoot it. Guy coulda sold $hit to a commodities trader in Chicago and told him it was gold.
Culos - March 31, 2009, 3:28 am
Kaboom? Isn't that the capital of Afghanistan?

LET ME ASK, AMANDA... - How do you feel about sequels? Lots and lots of sequels...

EARLY NEO - There is so TOTALLY no spoon, dude!

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JesusWept - November 23, 2014, 11:03 am
Haha thanks :)
mizzdizz - November 23, 2014, 10:50 am
Pre-nup, boys! We're all blood-thirsty, money hungry batches on divorce day! And before, if you let us get away with it! LOL! That ring would earn you 5 kneeling lions! LOL!
JesusWept - November 21, 2014, 8:32 am
Thanks fellas :)
Thedge - November 21, 2014, 1:04 am
And if you don't pay the lawyers before skipping out of the country. 5
GaryO - November 20, 2014, 3:05 pm
Oh man, so right on

LONGPOSTER DAY - My favorite day of the month.

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GreyScorpion - October 29, 2010, 8:53 am
LOL!! 5L
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 29, 2010, 8:32 am
jameson you say? 5L.....even though I hate longfakes...Thanks a lot Claire!
pzykosiz - October 29, 2010, 12:10 am
very nice. 5L's


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Verdeckt - February 7, 2012, 6:45 pm
I knew you meant "Not Funny Enough" but I was trying to work up the idea.... : |
Verdeckt - February 7, 2012, 5:51 pm
Sure, i think we can all benefit from the wisdom of Adam Sandler
Reality Lord - February 7, 2012, 5:13 pm

ummm...V....can i use this quote ...for real...on a rejection?
GaryO - February 6, 2012, 9:22 pm
So this is what heavy, funny, scary looks like…. 5uperb compilation V
BeNiceToMe - February 6, 2012, 9:04 pm
I'll t5ke that as a 'No' :)

BILLBOARDS - Aren't usually this ticklish


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BILL CLINTON - He's gotten more than you ever will.

BULLET BILL - Shuffling Mario from this Mortal Coil for Nearly Twenty Years Now...

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Woody - July 4, 2009, 10:10 pm
LogicDude - May 19, 2009, 5:02 pm
Motifake is indeed a harsh mis***** Zach!
Zachary W - May 19, 2009, 3:05 pm
If I posted a picture of ***bs and didnt put any text this would of been at least a three. d*** thee internet, when will I learn to play by your rules!

HARRY POTTER - Harry Potter and the Empty Wallets!

HOW DID YOU FIND ME? - I'm the man

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Crockaliscious - November 1, 2009, 6:44 pm
This is why one shouldn't fap & self strangulate at the same time.

reintarnation -

President Whitmore -

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 24, 2013, 2:32 am
Nice! I like where you're going with this.
curlyrocks - May 23, 2013, 10:49 pm
The only president that could hold a candle to him is Roosevelt. But the only Roosevelt has going for him is that being real thing. Who cares let's re-write our history so future historians think where awesome rather than idiots.
Cannabal - May 23, 2013, 8:24 pm
BIll Pullman for President!
Reality Lord - May 23, 2013, 6:19 pm

only regan and his UN speach on aliens even came close :)

Bill R393.Z -

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Millzy - August 20, 2016, 10:02 am
Thank you very much MissPriss. This is a great place.
MissPriss - August 20, 2016, 1:27 am
Welcome to Motifake Millzy :~)
Millzy - August 19, 2016, 7:21 pm
Cop: Your eyes look glazed have you been drugs? Person In Car: Your'e eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?
MissPriss - January 16, 2013, 8:17 pm
Um something like?...did I spell donut right officer?
MissPriss - January 16, 2013, 8:04 pm
Donuts! Kolaches! Wonder what they'd do for a Klondike....bahahaha!
Oiler - January 15, 2013, 11:16 am
It's funny cause it's true...I had a good howl thinking of what the person would say if they got caught painting the billboard.
Rudedog - January 14, 2013, 10:00 pm
Come on Miss Priss, they like kolaches also.

BILLBOARDS - Ironic, right?

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AIN'T NO SUNSHINE - When She's gone It's not warm when she's away. Should have dug a deeper hole.

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agdaniele - April 19, 2010, 8:29 am
Never dig when drinking... you run out of gas too quickly.

WHY? -

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Mr. Shiny - May 7, 2010, 3:43 am
ahh yes, the proper Moti-etiquette.
pzykosiz - May 7, 2010, 2:34 am
would have been really amsome you meant to say
Mr. Shiny - May 7, 2010, 12:32 am
would have been really awesome, I meant to say.
Mr. Shiny - May 7, 2010, 12:31 am
too bad, then he would have really awesome.
Sean - May 7, 2010, 12:28 am
so awesome, you kinda have to remind yourself that he is not actually Canadian.
Sean - May 7, 2010, 12:28 am
I was drinking at a bar in Montreal and our waiter dude looked like Bill Murray. So much so that when we asked him if he knew who he reminded us of, he said "Bill Murray" at the same time we did. We tipped him handsomely that night. Bill Murray ...


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sickartist - November 28, 2009, 1:21 pm
Thank you.
agdaniele - November 28, 2009, 1:16 pm
Great one... thinking outside the box!

BRUCE WAYNE - Not so much a successful businessman as a failed communist.

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agdaniele - October 23, 2009, 7:14 pm
LMAO!!!! 5L
BoneCD - October 23, 2009, 7:56 am
LMAO Wit...5 mishandled lucky a** Poodles to you

AND YOU - thought you were in control

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vulture - February 1, 2012, 10:26 pm
Dogs have masters. Cats have staff.

HOMELESS BILL - Has the right idea

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 8, 2010, 10:59 am
Faceplant31 - October 8, 2010, 10:43 am
Crap, 1L
hangmanheadphones - October 8, 2010, 3:26 am
And a shower. Couldn't hurt.

SCAM-WOW AKA STIMULUS BILL - You'll be saying WOW every time you see where your tax dollars are going ...but act now, because we can't do this all day (people may catch on to us)

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WTFO - September 29, 2009, 5:07 pm
the bottom 80% of tax payers combined. I'm lost on how you justify the statement of "the middle class paid more taxes than anyone else" in light of those figures. My reading is fine, your math, however, is another story my friend.
WTFO - September 29, 2009, 5:05 pm
Dude, your math is killing me. Who are you counting as "middle class"? By the chart provided on your site, the top 20% paid 62.9% of all taxes collected after the Bush cuts. That is more than the remaining 80% combined. The top 5% paid 34.4%, more than
ILB - September 29, 2009, 6:44 am
again, you are not reading. I said the TAX BURDEN. While taxes went down for ALL, the middle class bore the most of the cost. Allow me to translate, THE MIDDLE CLASS PAID MORE TAXES THAN ANYONE ELSE. is that clear enough?
WTFO - September 16, 2009, 6:39 pm
Your site reference proves my point. It says the middle class taxes were REDUCED by Bush by 1.9%Glad you see it my way.
ILB - September 16, 2009, 3:22 am
Oh and before you flame me, "Run by Obama" is not what you said exactly, but implied by his connections to it. (which are also false)
ILB - September 16, 2009, 3:21 am
http://www.factcheck.org/kerrys_tax_ad_literally_accurate_but_misleading.html .... Here is a good article during Kerry's (another moron's) campaign but has a nice table showing how the middle class tax burden increased during Bush.
ILB - September 16, 2009, 3:12 am
did you just use Factcheck.Org? the site you said was run by Obama when i cited one of their articles? Tsk, Tsk, WTFO, your hypocrisy is showing again. The tax burden was solidly and clearly shifted to the middle class during the Bush regime.
WTFO - September 16, 2009, 1:40 am
kind of "social justice". The Bush cuts actually resulted in the rich paying more in taxes than before his tax cuts. http://www.factcheck.org/askfactcheck/what_percent_of_taxes_does_the_top.html
WTFO - September 16, 2009, 1:39 am
I don't have a problem with a flat tax. That is the best way to go. You apparently don't have an understanding of tax facts though. The top 1% under Bush and Reagan paid around 30% of all taxes collected. Dems oppose flat taxes in favor of creating some
ILB - September 16, 2009, 1:30 am
10 to 15 percent, across the board. no shelters, no write-offs, no out of country non-sense. everyone pays the same percentage.
ILB - September 16, 2009, 1:29 am
For 8 years, my pocket was ra**D by the Bush administration as the tax burden was clearly based on wiping out the middle class in favor of the rich, it brought us to where we are today. The same thing happened under Reagan. I am all for a fair tax code
WTFO - July 21, 2009, 1:41 am
Thank you, kia. Unfortunately, nobody cares until they have their pockets picked by the Admin and Congress. Oh well, a new election in 2010 for CONgress and another in 2012 should help the situation.
knowitall - July 20, 2009, 4:59 pm
omg WTFO, you are really explaining this well. it's a shame the vast majority of this country can't even understand what you've said, nor do they care to.
HAHA - May 20, 2009, 11:13 pm
This ***k said that there would be a web site that would track every penny of the stimulus money. Wheres it at you liar? But hey the White house has a facebook.
WTFO - May 10, 2009, 12:03 am
To the right, bud.
mooooooooooooo - May 9, 2009, 11:39 pm
hey WTFO how they hangin. I cannot comment legibly due to alcohol poisoning. bababooey bababooey....I'm gonna regret this tomorrow.
WTFO - May 9, 2009, 11:15 pm
for all his "emergency" spending. In addition, his FY10 budget is 25% above our national GDP. He did cut 0.5% of it though and that included benefits for wounded police officers and radiation detectors at our sea ports. Good places to cut the budget, huh?
WTFO - May 9, 2009, 11:13 pm
Just sign! This is not my fault, I inherited this, seems to be his excuse. If the POTUS had nothing to do with the markets, then why did he accept 6 figures in donations from Fannie? Hate me if you want, but I'm pissed that my children will have to pay
WTFO - May 9, 2009, 11:11 pm
to have time to read because we "gotta act now to avoid a catastrophe", has only had 4% of it spent so far. Doesn't sound like an emergency to me. Look at the majority of the POTUS' spending. It's all been during an event labeled a "CRISIS". Don't think!
WTFO - May 9, 2009, 11:10 pm
Your a**ertion that Pres Obama is doing "the best he can" is false in my eyes. He is conducting a huge power grab from the marketplace into the hands of the govt to further his socialist agenda. That "EMERGENCY" stimulus bill that no Congressman was able
WTFO - May 9, 2009, 11:08 pm
institutions that was signed by Pres Clinton in the late 90s. Pinning this whole event on just the Reps is a complete lie that the Dems have been able to sell to ignorant folks who are too lazy to do their own research instead of trusting corrupt media.
WTFO - May 9, 2009, 11:07 pm
deal of help towards their failure. Mostly from Dems who pushed them to offer loans to those who can't afford to repay. Barney Frank, Chris Dodd, the Congressional Black Caucus. Not to mention the bi-partisan bill that called for the deregulation of those
WTFO - May 9, 2009, 11:05 pm
1st off, there's a pain deep in my chest to learn that yet another Dem hates me. (oh never mind, that gas). Let's be very clear, only the big banks failed, BoA, Citi, Fannie, Freddie, AIG, etc. The small local banks are doing fine. The CEOs had a great
Robert - May 7, 2009, 2:00 pm
Also Bush and replubicans n general along with some conservatives have one particular problem, stagnation, they try to solve new problems with old strategies, they need to evolve if they want to return to being leaders of the nation.
Robert - May 7, 2009, 1:58 pm
bought and invested with the I.O.U.s people gave them creating the bubble. Government (Bush's(is that how you spell it?)) wasn't involved in the collapse and Obama is currently trying to do the best he can with the tools at hand, also
Robert - May 7, 2009, 1:55 pm
happened with the Great Depression, you know the loans for stock purchase, with the help of the people (Regardless of political affiliation) who bought houses they couldn't afford with money they didn't have and then the banks used this loans to pay, they
Robert - May 7, 2009, 1:52 pm
While I agree with WTFO's (who i've decided to hate) first two posts, the is just a hate rant, the CEO s (or presidents can't recall the title for people who manage banks ) caused the collapse by making bad business choices and creating a bubble like what
WTFO - April 3, 2009, 11:18 pm
While a 3rd term of Pres Bush would be far superior to having an Obama-nation, it wasn't an option. By the way, I read many books. Just not one written by Karl Marx like you apparently do.
WTFO - April 3, 2009, 11:17 pm
80% owner of AIG, throwing good money after bad to auto industry and firing a CEO instead of going after the unions that are crippling the industry. Finally, if you want to critique our politics you should learn that our presidents can only serve 2 terms
WTFO - April 3, 2009, 11:15 pm
long before the US. The difference is that their socialism was already ingrained and present so the govt's just funneled more funds into failing businesses and keeping them on life support. Now, we have a socialist in charge who is making the US govt an
WTFO - April 3, 2009, 11:14 pm
which will make them want to spend in the free market. When consumers have confidence that the govt isn't going to tax the hell out of them to support socialism, then businesses expand and create jobs. As for who failed, Europe was failing in this area
WTFO - April 3, 2009, 11:12 pm
Ah, we hear from the whiner from foreign lands. Here's how it works in a capitalist society my socialist friend, if people save some of their money in the banks, then banks have more capital to issue loans, and people get more confident in their fincances
SQED - April 3, 2009, 10:44 am
you are an idiot. if people save there money how will the economy get better, ya need to spend money to make money. ya dope. your country has FAILED and you brought the rest of us with you. I bet u voted to give that Redneck 4 more years, read a book!
tool - February 23, 2009, 2:52 pm
and your life will be so much better for it,if not...then get off your loser a**es,and get into office then do something you think will make a diffrence,if not...shut your f***ing mouths for christ sakes,you f***ing douchebags.
tool - February 23, 2009, 2:51 pm
i faught in iraq,and i'd do it again,i have been sh**,but i'd do it again.see the diffrence between me and you,is that i just dont give a ****,this country will not fail,wanna know the secrect to being me.stop GIVEING A ****! its that simple...
tool - February 23, 2009, 2:48 pm
who CARES! war,is fun,war is peace.with out war,you have no peace,and no money,war makes money.whats wrong with our economy,hmmmm?,are you broke? if you are,how is that the our government's fault,hmmm? SAVE YOUR f***ING MONEY RETARDS! its not that hard.
Fatty - February 18, 2009, 4:54 pm
@ baro - And the best defense for this economic collapse is to throw money at it? Money that doesn't really exist. I think not.
barockeva - February 18, 2009, 4:38 pm
So, instead or protecting America from the threat of economic collapse, you think we should dig our own grave trying to fight an unwinnable war?
WTFO - February 7, 2009, 9:39 pm
As one of the (maybe not so) young men who has been sent to the desert, I'd rather have that funded to protect this nation's freedom than have that money spent expanding a socialist govt, and a welfare state.
barockeva - February 7, 2009, 3:49 pm
Haiku, the difference is that he's spending for stuff here, instead of sending billions for young men to be murdered in the desert.
Mark - February 5, 2009, 11:36 am
Hakiu - Rest a**ured that the "Anointed One," his political pals in the congress, and our liberal news media will blame everything on GWB. This stimulus package is so full of liberal pork that it's down right anti-Muslim.
Hakiu - February 5, 2009, 11:21 am
But he is the anointed one, everything he does is perfect. This is what America voted for, and people thought the Repubs were wasteful spenders. Now a whole new wave of waste will wash across this land.
Mark - February 5, 2009, 10:54 am
WTFO - As usual you're "right on the money." Sorry...I couldn't stop myself. 5 big fluffies for you sir.

BILLIE - this is one piper I wouldn't mind paying

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guyfox - August 16, 2010, 9:55 pm
someone had to do it
pzykosiz - August 16, 2010, 8:57 pm
the jokes a little too obvoius

MERCEDES BENZ - Torn In Half? While Falling In A Ditch?... They're Right. "Unlike any other".

TOKIO HOTEL - We are glad to see you guys back

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Reality Lord - June 4, 2011, 7:21 am

wait...what....they're guys?

NEW OPERATING SYSTEM - With this,they will be happily kissing around on our money all day long

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majin.manuel - September 23, 2010, 8:29 am
the end of the world...

WHY HAVE BILLIONS... - When I could have Millions...

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Noobcakez - December 30, 2009, 8:33 am
Actually I was referring to Austin Powers...
Derek - December 29, 2009, 10:34 pm
$ vs lives?

TO HELL WITH YOU! - You time traveling demon!

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Rating: 1.89/5
Nate - October 4, 2008, 3:50 pm
Just have it back here by 4:00 last thursday

DEEERRRRRRR - How should i know im retarded

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Rating: 1.52/5
aPauling - August 25, 2008, 1:17 pm
You could be more retarded by including an even more pixelated pic, with text in it, and then just quote the text. Or make text that stars with "This guy..."

LET'S RECAP - Not ONE of you thought, "Hey, maybe I'll bring a gun just in case."?

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aesop's folly - January 9, 2010, 10:16 am
i agree w/ firefly
agdaniele - January 8, 2010, 10:55 pm
MrRandom - January 8, 2010, 10:12 pm
Gotta love action movie rules.
Firefly - January 8, 2010, 10:08 pm
5 Lions! Finally a truly awesome caption!


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RULE 17 BROKEN - Be a Hero

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M0rd3kaI - March 12, 2012, 11:15 am
Where will he keep enough ammo to effectively fire about 13 mini guns?? and other a**orted weapons... oh well, nice idea though
Hremsfeld - February 28, 2010, 10:12 am
I think he's got the double *** covered, though...

BILL NYE - Bill Nye blinded Thomas Dolby with science.


PREVARICATOR - "...no pork in the Stimulus Bill" --Barack Obama (if you don't count dog parks, frisbee golf course, STD testing, NASA satellite, ATV trails, doorbells, digital converters, etc...)

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WTFO - October 15, 2009, 12:34 am
Bah, I believe the satellite was yet another NASA bird to examine the climate more. I agree that satellites are not normally pork, but I believe that it would be redundant to systems already on orbit.
Bah - October 6, 2009, 12:58 pm
Arg - "Can say will help" good Lord.
Bah - October 6, 2009, 12:57 pm
What's the satellite being used for? I wouldn't consider most satellites "pork" in any sense. The rest of it, however, is right on. Go easy on ILB; if he doesn't get why a frisbee park made with national dollars is wasteful, nothing you say can will help
WTFO - September 16, 2009, 6:30 pm
A dog park, Boulder hybrid cars, a nature path, solar powered water heaters in Puerto Rico, study of catfish, study of herpes, on and on. No none of that is wasteful to anyone but me. I pity your blind ignorance.
ILB - September 16, 2009, 6:01 am
Wasteful according to you. You are truly sad, my friend. I pity you truly.
WTFO - August 31, 2009, 11:48 pm
He stated this after the bill was written when it was clearly filled with pork projects and wasteful programs. Therefore, he either lied or was completely ignorant of what was in the bill. I don't believe he is an ignorant man. So.....
Sean - August 30, 2009, 11:01 pm
I beg to differ. You lie when you deliberately misrepresent a current state of affairs. He merely (majorly?) failed to walk the walk, having talked the talked. There's an unimportant difference there, don't you not know?
WTFO - August 30, 2009, 10:56 pm
BTW, poster is still valid. The POTUS lied about pork in his so-called "stimulus" bill.
WTFO - August 30, 2009, 10:55 pm
Want to provide a name and a reference? I'm willing to look it up and if it's true and not more of your BS, I'll be the first to call for him/her to be voted out.
ILB - August 30, 2009, 6:29 pm
And the person with the top PORK shoved into the stimulus bill? A REPUBLICAN,...hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
HAHA - May 17, 2009, 10:29 pm
I smell pork coming from the White House. Must be a BBQ.

FINALLY - Got my face on a dollar bill

BILLY AND "THE OSCARS" - Marvelous. Absolutely marvelous!!

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calvin5040 - November 10, 2011, 9:02 pm
calvin5040 - November 10, 2011, 9:01 pm
I believe this is his 9th time. So he must be doing something right. Bob hope is the only one that has do it more the Billy.
champ99 - November 10, 2011, 8:39 pm
Ummmm, No.

MATURITY - Sometimes it's more fun to take the low road

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mattb - July 3, 2009, 9:02 pm
I'm glad you liked it b*** face!
Sean - June 28, 2009, 9:14 pm
Luv it. Way to go, poopy head!

THE WORLDS GREATEST SALESMAN - He sold his soul to the devil, for only 4 easy payments of $19.99, R.I.P

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Claire - July 20, 2009, 11:33 pm
Now who's going to make mediocre inventors money?
mattb - July 3, 2009, 9:05 pm
Truly a great talent lost to the ages, also some other guy died apparently, i think his name was jack michaelson or mark jefferson, anyways RIP
St.Lol - June 30, 2009, 10:30 pm
Gah... hes selling cleaning supplies with jesus now. RIP

PENTAGON BOMBING - The scumbag who inspired Obama's political career tried to 29 years before Al Qaeda did. Neither regret their actions.

BILL HICKS - He's up in heaven right now...sniffing Yul Brynner's noggin. WOO! PARTY TIME!

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WHAT WOULD YOU DO - For a klondike bar? anything...

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barockeva - February 19, 2009, 4:43 pm
It's funny, cus he wont get the klondike bar now, cus he's dead!!
Krissie - January 31, 2009, 11:28 pm
agreed...after an initial shock..i laughed my a** off.
Big daddy - December 30, 2008, 12:59 am
I'm an american and i thought this was hilarious
Tofurkey von Turkenducken - December 14, 2008, 5:49 pm
When you read motifakes, you have to be prepared for lots of crass insensitivity. However, the subhuman, steaming pile of excrement who created this needs a San Quentin a**ramming, which is probably what he dreams of.
Sir - September 17, 2008, 2:33 pm
maby 9/11 is the easts way of telling us to stay the f*** over here
Bacon - August 29, 2008, 8:35 pm
eady won.
Bacon - August 29, 2008, 8:35 pm
Nimrod, your name is true. The US isn't flattening ANY country. They are helping put democracy in those countries. Get some sense, d-bag. Just because you don't like America, doesn't mean they DESERVED 9/11. It's because of you that the terrorist have alr
Nimrod - August 19, 2008, 5:13 am
hypersensitivity, oh wait. they have none! Their all too busy fearing for their lives because of US wardogs and trigger happy marines.
Nimrod - August 19, 2008, 5:11 am
"hypersensitivity" is an understatement. What about the hypersensitivity of every country they have gone in and flattened for no REAL reason. I think those people may have a better understanding of that term. They know nothing. I want to hear about their
paul - August 13, 2008, 11:22 am
wrong - June 5, 2008, 8:13 am
it should read Klondike Bar - what would you do for it? anyways, nice one. f***ing around with american hypersensitivity to 9/11 is great.
FUCK YOU - June 2, 2008, 3:59 pm
Choke on BALLS!

CHRISTIAN HILLBILLY - Explaining the world with fairy tales.

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SPOILER ALERT! - Didn't say what movie its from!

MICROSOFT WINDOWS - Transparent Edition

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pro - July 6, 2009, 4:05 pm
of course Microsoft will do it better... Mac loves ***k.
Porcelina - January 16, 2009, 8:28 pm
Select; Make new layer; Lower opacity; Erase desktop items... And that's clearly not a windows.. Better caption could have been used
quesupo - January 1, 2009, 4:40 pm
looks like 10.3 or 4 on old macbook pros. but yeah, definitely not windows
pro - October 1, 2008, 5:06 am
Stupid caption, though. It's clearly a Mac running OS X! Although Microsoft will probably copy this option for its next release of Windows.
Johnny - September 30, 2008, 11:34 pm
It's nice what you can do with a blue desktop background and a good ph**o editor. A lot like your local weather man or movie green screen.

ROMANCE - It can happen at any time!

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aPauling - August 22, 2008, 3:10 pm
I'd pork the other white meat!
Agamemnon218 - August 22, 2008, 2:03 pm
...so look out!

How about billie jean -

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Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - September 15, 2013, 3:07 pm
Really good’n here Uggy. Upside of funny fer sure.
lgvernon - September 15, 2013, 2:44 pm

Oh, Uggie~~This is one of your best! 5L and faved!

Procrastination Nation -

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GaryO - June 2, 2013, 8:27 am
Well this is my morning laugh. Somehow I knew this was from that wonder dog, quadruped of the great beyond. 5L


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maoworks2 - December 22, 2011, 7:49 am
Bring It On !
whatukno - January 5, 2011, 5:50 am
Sluggo's going to be mean to me!


anonymous profile -

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maoworks2 - April 1, 2014, 6:23 pm
Ya I Know What You Mean The Smell.5L's.

time for a sing along -

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ughomer - May 2, 2014, 2:29 am
Uptown girl, she's been a livin' in her uptown world. I bet she's never had a backstreet guy ~ I bet her momma never told her why...(Moooooooo would)
Airman - May 2, 2014, 12:00 am
Rob Ford's favorite
Airman - May 1, 2014, 11:18 pm
I knew Ug would come through
Airman - May 1, 2014, 11:18 pm
only pre-90's Joel allowed now
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 1, 2014, 10:42 pm
Downtown Cow.....best rock band name......Ever!
Greeny - May 1, 2014, 10:36 pm
says the downtown cow.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 1, 2014, 10:27 pm
stop being such an uptown watermelon.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 1, 2014, 10:26 pm
Sing us a song you're the piano man..... Sing us a song tonight!....(I annoy everyone at poker night by getting too drunk and singing Billy Joel songs)
GaryO - May 1, 2014, 10:08 pm
Nothing I s’pose, if I wore a younger man’s clothes
Greeny - May 1, 2014, 9:35 pm
It smells funny in here
Airman - May 1, 2014, 9:34 pm
what's wrong with tonic and gin?
GaryO - May 1, 2014, 7:16 pm
There's an old man sitting next to me, making love…..well that’s disgusting
ughomer - May 1, 2014, 4:21 pm
they sit at my bar and put bread in my jar...

ladies and gentlemen -

tombstones -

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ughomer - September 30, 2013, 10:32 am
Hah! Nobody grates me more than the deceased Billy Maze!

Billy Crystal -

No Pension? -

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Cannabal - October 20, 2013, 8:18 pm

MONEY - It can't buy ya happiness. But it can buy ya a dang nice indoor cee-ment pond!

Wind Farm Bill -

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 1, 2013, 2:34 am
Nice! I love the ticker on this one. I like them all, but there's something frighteningly realistic about this one.