Tagged with: bill
 | LIMBO - The bar doesn't get any lower than this. |
 | BRUCE WAYNE - Not so much a successful businessman as a failed communist.TAGS: batman bruce wayne billionaire commie idiot Rating: 3.82/5 More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F |
 | HI, I'M BILL CLINTON - Welcome Laura Ling and Euna Lee Want To Join The Mile-High Club? |
 | 36 BALL... - "in the DOUBLE D CUP... I mean, I mean..." "You mean 6 ball corner pocket? Yeah... I know what you meant, perv..." |
 | THIS IS BILLY - |
 | ENJOYING A GOOD JOKE - |
 | BILL - One scary, fucked up kid |
 | REMEMBER WHEN - |
 | JESUS CHRIST - |
 | 1 BILLION - Don't even think about a trillion |
 | $83 BILLION IN STIMULUS BILL - For Earned Income Credit to people who don't pay income taxes. Mr. President, that's not a "tax break"; that's WELFARE! |
 | DAVID CARRADINE - |
 | BILLBOARDS - Aren't usually this ticklish |
 | BILLY - |
 | MEMORABLE QUOTE - |
 | $500K IN STIMULUS BILL - For a DOG PARK in Chula Vista, CA! (Creates 0 jobs) It's just like a mini-Congress. They just walk around sniffing each others' asses and pissing on everything. |
 | HI, BILLY MAYS HERE - With a fantastic legacy of great products and infomercials! R.I.P. 1958-2009 |
 | MY BILLS - |
 | THE BALANCE OF LIFE - |
 | $500M IN STIMULUS BILL - For Solar-Powered Water Heaters in Puerto Rico! (Creates 14 jobs) WHAT!? That territory doesn't even pay federal income taxes! |
 | THE PUSSY WAGON - The Bride Wants a Ride! |
 | $400M IN STIMULUS BILL - To testing for and preventing STDs! I got nothing for this one other than, WTFO? |
 | $100K IN STIMULUS BILL - For doorbells in Laurel, MS! (Creates 2 jobs) Instead, Congress should stick its finger in its own ass! |
 | SCAM-WOW AKA STIMULUS BILL - You'll be saying WOW every time you see where your tax dollars are going ...but act now, because we can't do this all day (people may catch on to us) |
 | "EMERGENCY" STIMULUS BILL - Sergeant, who the hell let that thing through the gates? Sir, the Democrats and three Republican turn-coats! |
 | $70M IN STIMULUS BILL - For quit smoking programs! Thanks Mom, but won't that result in tobacco workers and farmers losing their jobs? |
 | PREVARICATOR - "...no pork in the Stimulus Bill" --Barack Obama (if you don't count dog parks, frisbee golf course, STD testing, NASA satellite, ATV trails, doorbells, digital converters, etc...) |
 | "SHOVEL-READY JOBS" - That's great Mr. President. Now that the illegal day laborers are getting the construction jobs your "stimulus" created, what are you going to do for American citizens? |
 | ARKANSAS - |
 | BILLY MAYS - MUTE! MUTE?? halp!!! He's in my skull. Can't..find..remote..Oh dear god no!!!! |
 | THE STIMULUS BILL OF 2009 - Nothing ever good happens on Friday the 13th, but this day we all got slashed! |
 | $600M IN STIMULUS BILL - For a "Heritage Trail" in Natchez, MS! (Creates 65 jobs) That's $9,230,769.23 for each employee to... MAKE A DIRT PATH!!?? |
 | WHERE'S BILL, YOU ASK? - Well, he kept saying he wanted me to make him a sandwich. Over and over. "Bitch, you better make me a goddamn sandwich." So, finally, I did.TAGS: pms assignment september leelee sobieski axe blood sandwich disturbingly sexy Rating: 3.13/5 More motifakes by Briton of Rose |
 | $650M IN STIMULUS BILL - For converter box coupons for folks who don't have cable or satellite TV! How does sitting on you butt watching Wheel of Fortune stimulate the economy? |
 | KILL BILL - |
 | $1.5M IN STIMULUS BILL - For a prostitute shelter in Dayton, OH! (Creates 0 jobs) Wait a minute...if they're in the shelter, then they are out of work too. |
 | OK - I wasnt staring... BOOBIES! |
 | HEY BILL - That's not milk. |
 | BILL CLINTON - HE LIKES TO GET STRAIGHT TO THE POINT. |
 | THE BEVERLY HILLBILLIES - |
 | (HURRAY FOR GENOCIDE) - Use a better color jackass |
 | BILL CLINTON - The saxophone wasn't the only thing that got blown. |
 | RULE 17 BROKEN - Be a Hero |
 | OBAMA'S STIMULUS BILL - Just a fancy piece of pork |
 | 765 BILLION - 766 Billion 767 Billion |
 | THE BILL CLINTON REVOLUTION - Meet Its Chief Mouthpiece |
 | HILLBILLY - |
 | IN MEMORIAM - |
 | KABOOM! - You probably should have bought some |
 | CELEBRATION - |
 | BILL - He's Very Direct And To The Point |
 | TWO BILLBOARDS THAT SHOULD NEVER GO TOGETHER - carrot ass great combination |
 | THAT'S PERFECT BILL - Let's go hit Happy Hour and cruise the chicks |
 | AIR GUITAR - After playing "Ted" Theodore Logan, Keanu Reeves went on to be rich and famous, just as you never will. |
 | HI, BILLY MAYS H- - (errr never mind) |
 | BILL CLINTON - Pimpin' since 1993. |
 | RANDY MONROE - Owning the phone company. |
 | TRAPS - |
 | BILL - Probably Best He Isn't Back In The White House |
 | SURPRISE!!! - Sometimes Bill still nails her from behind. |
 | COSPLAY - Recently released video clips from the Clinton Presidential Archives show that Bill and Monica enjoyed it. |
 | BILL CLINTON - Never have your daughter give you a hip new flowbee cut. |
 | ROCKABILLY-THE PLACE WHERE AGEING GOTHS AND PUNKS GO TO RETIRE AND DIE. - |
 | $100,000 BILL - Just in case you want to get 100,000 cans of coke. |
 | WHEN APPLE DIES, WINDOWS WILL RULE SUPREME - (Bill Gates, April 21, 2009) |
 | MR. BILL - I'm Gonna Kill you fucking bastard |
 | MATURITY - Sometimes it's more fun to take the low road |
 | BILLY MAYS - |
 | CLOSE YOUR EYES...IMAGINE - Jamie Foxx's nuts in mah' hands |
 | BILL "KAULLEN" - makes you think "edward who?" |
 | ELDRICK "TIGER" WOODS - For most, he is out of the range of reasonable jealousy. Just as Mars is out of range for a reasonable vacation resort. |
 | BILL DEE WILLIAMS SAYS - "It Works Every Time" |
 | PAY YOUR SPRINT BILL?! - I don't see no ring on this finger. |
 | BILL CLINTON - The Greatest Pimp Of Them All |
 | HEY BILL... - |
 | BILL KEPT IGNORING HIS FRIENDS... - but even he had to admit his drinking was becoming a problem... |
 | Yeah, What He Said - |
 | BILL COSBY - YES. THE PROOF IS, IN FACT, IN THE PUDDING. |
 | BILLY BOB THORNTON - Here Comes The Gravy! (Love him or hate him...he did fuck Angelina Jolie) |
 | BILL AND LORI - Immune to the whispering |
 | I TELL YA, BILL... - This is your best idea yet!! Free lunch, here we come... |
 | OH SHIT - I can still see the picture |
 | HEY YOU - Go suck a nut |
 | THE LADIES - I know what they like |
 | Oh Hi Bill - |
 | IM NOT YOUR FWEND - buddy |
 | AND ALSO - The most delicious |
 | BILL PAXTON - has been killed by a Predator an Alien and a Terminator |
 | ALBERNE JUDEN - Dude shut the fuck up |
 | FUCK YOU - And agian FUCK YOU |
 | THE WORLDS GREATEST SALESMAN - He sold his soul to the devil, for only 4 easy payments of $19.99, R.I.P |
 | BILL CLINTON - He Was Their Guest Speaker 6 Months Ago |
 | BILLY CRUDUP - is becoming a fat bastard |
 | KU KLUCK BILL - The worlds youngest Klucker We sure thats spelt right ?? |
 | BILL OF RIGHTS - It does not mean the same thing as the day it was written |
 | EPIC - When you're Gangsta and a nerd at the same time |
 | HOWLY SHEIT - Thats Hot |
 | WHERES WALDO? - Here he is and now hes all mine |
 | BILL DUKE - You know you done fucked up don't you! |
 | MAKING LOVE - To his tonic and gin |
 | BILL STICKERS - Is Innocent !!! |
 | UNCLE BILL WAS THERE? - So That's Where I Got The Red Hair |
 | COINCIDENCE? - You decide! |
 | CONGRATULATIONS - Chuck Norris is gonna fuck you up |
 | BILL - Gives his opinion on Michelle Obama |
 | I DONT KNOW - Lets ask the nice man on the roof |
 | WHAT WOULD YOU DO - For a klondike bar? anything... |
 | BILL O'REILLY - |
 | TO BILL BRASKY - This game has been called on account of Scotch. |
 | $700 BILLION - WHAT THE FUCK!!!! |
 | HELLZ YEA BITCHES - |
 | KILL BILL - Tarantino's true inspiration for the name |
 | BILL MAHER - America's Timmy. |
 | BILL PAXTON - Will ruin your shit. Hard. |
 | BILL CLINTON - He's gotten more than you ever will. |
 | BILL KAULITZ - You'd tap that. HARD. and you know it. |
 | A ONE DOLLAR BILL? - How The F#@k Did Diddy Wind Up With A f#@king One Dollar Bill? |
 | BILL KAULITZ - I'm not Prettier than You I'm just Gay |
 | SLUTS - Now Cheaper Than Nachos !! |
 | METH LAB EXPLOSIONS - Providing hillbillie population control since the mid 90s |
 | HEY HOMIES! - Wait up! |
 | BILL MURRAY - even he thinks you suck |
 | BILL HICKS... - ...wants his routine back... |
 | ACTUALLY BILL.... - |
 | AND THE RAIN - comes from up there... |
 | HOLY PISS - You should seriously kill yourself |
 | EXCUSE ME - Do you have a dollar |
 | $2 HUNDRED BILLION - Multiply this by 15 and you have the annual Federal Budget. Thanks liberals! |
 | WORST PERSON - in the world |
 | HEADSHOT - IT WILL BLOW YOUR FUCKING MIND! |
 | THE NEW $1 BILL - Washington sums it up! |
 | BILL HICKS - He's up in heaven right now...sniffing Yul Brynner's noggin. WOO! PARTY TIME! |
 | BILL KAULITZ - I'm not Gay I'm just Prettier than You |
 | BILL O'REILLY - The Obamas named their dog B.O., after him |
 | BILL O'REILLY - Propaganda's second name |
 | ASSHOLES - Cant shut up and die |
 | PENTAGON BOMBING - The scumbag who inspired Obama's political career tried to 29 years before Al Qaeda did. Neither regret their actions. |
 | I BET - She could crush your balls with her cheeks |
 | BILL KAULITZ - Proud supporter of eye rape. |
 | THE REGULAR CROWD - Shuffles in |
 | COME ON BILLY, JUST GO OVER THERE - Father Micheal will do what he wants and then bam, lawsuit baby! |
 | BILLIONZ - |
 | CARTOONS ARE FOR KIDS - It's really obvious. Isn't it? |
 | I CANNOT TELL A LIE - |
 | YEA - To bad he made it wrong |
 | HILLBILLIES - |
 | FINALLY - Alright Enis git the shotguns |
 | YOU'RE A FAG - |
 | 700 BILLIONS - The taxpayers are screwed... ... and covered by bullsh*t |
 | HILLBILLY HIGHRISE - This Luxury highrise home could yours for the low price of a 30-pack of Miller and 2 cartons of Kools. |
 | BATCOCK - ...I'm Speechless.... |
 | SHITTY PHOTOSHOPPING - YOU! SUCK! |
 | DAMN YOU! - With all yer mexican talkin |
 | BANZAI BILL - It doesn't matter where he came from. Just watch where he's going. |
 | WHO - The hell is sasuke? |
 | TIMMEE - TIMMEE! TIMMEE! TIMMEE! |
 | THIS OCEAN - Other than the Atlantic and Pacific, Billy, you are my favorite ocean |
 | FICTION - Just another excuse for women to bitch |
 | BILL KAULITZ - More annoying than David Hasselhoff |
 | KILL BILL - He sure did. |