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ENLIGHTENMENT -




TREEHODGER -




CANADIAN WINTERS -




PLEASE CANADIANS ITS OVER -




CANADA - Not as popular in his home country as he'd have you believe...




OH, WOW! - The fabric on your blouse is phenomenal! Is that satin? (whispers) No but seriously, though. I don't know about them, but fuck it... I'll try peanut butter.




YOUR LACK OF FAITH - I find disturbing




CARNIES -




PRIDE - For my Country, For my Flag, For my Red on White Fetish. Proud to be a part of the Eh Team! Go Canada!




SPACEDOG - Training for the Canine Space Program was both rigorous AND sexy.




HONOR -




LIKE MAPLE SYRUP -




A FULL MOON - AFRICAN PROVERB -


TAGS: ass
Rating: 4.33/5

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SELF ESTEEM. - When not in check, it leads to action. Action -> Disaster -> Humor Humor improves one's Self Esteem




OH, CANADA? -




WHY CAN'T I OWN A CANADIAN -




5-3? YOU SERIOUS? - I'm on!! Look out below you maple lickers!! Naaaanngaaasssaaaaaa!!!




CANADA'S PARENTS - Knew from the beginning


TAGS: they knew
Rating: 4.29/5

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MOTIFAKE HELL -




FEELING SIGNIFICANT? - Don't




SPRINGTIME IN CANADA -




VIAGRA BATHROOM - NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU ARE, YOU CAN STILL MANAGE TO ARCH INTO ONE OF THOSE. -


TAGS: piss
Rating: 4.27/5

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BECAUSE I CAN - thatonechic's best reason for rejecting your lame ass Motifake. You are warned.




FIRING 30MM CANNON SHELLS - at the rate of 70 rounds per Second Shit fucking dies. Twice.


TAGS: a10
Rating: 4.23/5

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GETTING NAKED - It'll either move things along or make the moment totally awkward...so the odds are like fifty-fifty. I'll take my chances.




VULCAN BAIT - Totally worth a vulcan nerve pinch




I CHOOSE ME - Fuck washigton, the vatican, and moscow




FEAR AND LOATHING IN LAS VEGAS -




AMNESIA -




PROVERBS -




CANADIANS - We're usually nice people. Until Hockey comes on. Then if your not on out team, You best STFU.




CANADIAN CHICKS -




BACON INDUCED HEART ATTACK: - only mildly less appealing than 'heart attack immediately after sex' (with hot twins)




F#CK AVATAR - I don't need 3-D to enjoy a movie...




2ND BASE - Don't Let Cancer Steal It Check A Friend Today




CUBBYBEAR DREAMS - 98% of Asian Women Can't Be Wrong.




LOVE (IN MODERATION) -




TRY AS HARD AS YOU CAN - But you won't pass Pat's Place


TAGS: 
Rating: 4.07/5

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TAXES - If they let you deduct an ELECTIVE SURGERY on your taxes, they should let you deduct a Harley as therapy.




NINJA TRAINING -




LUCID DREAM -




CULTURES - Looks like we're not so different after all...




THE AMERICAN DREAM - The by-product of Casual Sex


TAGS: love
Rating: 4.06/5

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LATEST POLLS -




THE CANADIAN ARMY - Because TANKS are really expensive


TAGS: canada
Rating: 4.06/5

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LOGICDUDE - CAN WE TRUST HIM,,,, -


TAGS: man woman
Rating: 4.06/5

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BEFORE YOU CAN FLY - You need to know how to land


TAGS: hawk
Rating: 4.06/5

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GO CANADA -




M.A.L.T. VULCANS - Totally Logical (and fricking HOT!) Live Long And Prosper




THE POPE CARD -




CANADA! -




CANDY - The perfect BAIT for Willy's "WONKA"




RESULTS OF THE WARTHOG AUTOPSY - the innards are a tad mean




VULCAN DAYDREAMS - They'll make even the most serious face smile... ...I told you he wasn't a sourpuss




GREAT BOOKS -




CANADIAN POLE DANCING - NOT QUITE THE SAME.... -


TAGS: pole
Rating: 4/5

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CANADIANS BEWARE - Colbert is going to the Winter Olympics. You have been warned.




24 INCHES OF FLAVOR AND FUN! - Sounds like a midget I used to date!




SERIOUSLY? - So you grab this long rod, then vigorously shake it back and forth while its pointed at your face? "Honey? I'm ready to help you workout!"




BUNNY - No wonder she's too busy for Motifake... Seeing her in this would make every man in Ireland want to become a criminal!




TEAM CANADA FANS - Well, you guys still have a better health care system... And at least the cheese KINDA looks gold... I say go for it!




AIRMAN -




CANADIAN ROAD RAGE -




YOU KNOW YOU'RE FROM CANADA WHEN -


TAGS: oh canada
Rating: 3.93/5

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MISUNDERSTANDINGS -




FORGIVENESS -




CANADA -


TAGS: moose
Rating: 3.92/5

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SORRY 'MERICA - this party's only for Gold medal champs.


TAGS: canada gold
Rating: 3.91/5

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WE HAVE COME TO AN AGREEMENT - These three aren't allowed to eat Mexican food anymore.




I CANNOT BELEVE IT! - This is the second time today she has lost her car keys.




GIVE A HOOT! - At least wait till midnight to pollute!




MISS PEANUT BUTTER CUPS - Soft...sweet...and creamy Just like the REAL thing! Ok...I said it...now can I have my candy?




CANADIAN BADASS - If she falls, she's going to stick to that ice like a tongue on a flagpole




GENIUS -




LOVE NOTES -




CHOMPERS VAN IS WAITING -




ROMAN CANDLE -




FUCK IT, I'M OUTTA HERE AS FAST AS I CAN -


TAGS: toitle
Rating: 3.89/5

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VULCAN PICK UP LINES - This one is up there with, "Hey baby, Pon Farr is early this year"




MERRY CHRISTMAS -




OCCAMS RAZOR - "For every explination the simplest explination is the most likely." However you might want to get all the facts before you do 20 to life.




CUBAN SWIMMERS -




NO BOATING ACCIDENT -




DONT MESS WITH CANADA -




MEXICANS ON RAPTORS - crossing the border when they damn well please




EYE CANDY - It ain't always about the babes




FORETHOUGHT - Ya know guys, I keep thinking we should include something in here in case the people elect a total moron!




AMERICAN PRIDE - HONK! If you're a proud American...Hooorah!


TAGS: ftw
Rating: 3.82/5

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VULCAN NON-EMOTION: SMUGNESS -




FORTUNE BURRITO -




ITS OK -




BECAUSE... - Sean and Canada are tougher than they look, eh.




CANADIANS - Now that they got their gold They can go back to their normal routines.




FRENCH CANADIANS -




SENILITY -




CANADIAN CHAMBER OF COMMERCE -




MEXICAN DRUG BUST - Some serious shit going on down there




DYING BREATH -




CSI CANADA - Season - 1 Episode - 1 Verdict - Canceled




ITS OK -




BEST RULE 34 - Can it really get any better than this? (Except on Naughtyfake...)




I CAN'T WAIT - for Summer.


TAGS: summer
Rating: 3.75/5

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GUYS NIGHT OUT - Save the date guys! And be sure to bring small bills...




HELEN, CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? -




HEAVEN CAN WAIT - But can you?




LOOK! - Wasn't it just yesterday that you were bitchin' about how you never win anything?




BIRTHDAYS -




MOVING TO CANADA - With Knowledge Comes Power


TAGS: 
Rating: 3.73/5

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EPIC CAMELBOOB - Something this epic deserved a whole new word and "Boobtoe" just doesn't work! Now, put on the bunny ears...




CANADIANS - Rulers of the high seas


TAGS: 
Rating: 3.73/5

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SUM AND SUBSTANCE -




CANADA - Doesn't always believe what he reads.


TAGS: he was a good lad
Rating: 3.73/5

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OPPORTUNITY -


TAGS: candygram
Rating: 3.72/5

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TIGER WOODS: QUITTING GOLF - That isnt the problem, it is the other 18 holes you were in.




MOOSEHEAD - How do you tell a guy likes Moosehead? Easy! The antler marks on his thighs!




RARE VIEW - A rarely seen picture of the inside of an actual Can-o-Whoopass




THE CANADIAN BEER FRIDGE - What happened to global warming?


TAGS: canada
Rating: 3.71/5

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AAARRRRRRF! - I left ye a present on the poopdeck Cap'n!




DON'T... - read it, just sign it... Don't read it... just SIGN IT! DON'T READ IT, JUST SIGN IT!




EVOLUTION -




TWO GIRLS AND SOME CANDY - Want Some? I didn't think so...nasty minxes!




I THINK I CAN - I think I can ah, Fuck It


TAGS: fuck it
Rating: 3.7/5

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PERFECT! - I need for nothing now! EVER AGAIN!




LESBIANISM -




LIFE LESSONS -




WHEN I CAN AFFORD IT -




HAPPINESS -




LOOK HERE SON... - We don't know what ol' Captain 8-Pack over yonder told you, and we don't know too much about the Google Maps or whatever you call it, but um, *chuckles* THIS is Sparta.




NEXT GOOGLE SEARCH -




PLEASE MR. SMOKEY -




YOU CAN GO OUT WITH THE GUYS - After you change the light bulb in the hall Fine!


TAGS: 
Rating: 3.69/5

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AMERICANS -




SPOCK HER - Because the Shocker would be illogical.




CANS - He hates these cans


TAGS: movie quotes
Rating: 3.67/5

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BELGIAN WAFFLE? -




PEDOBEAR - He always promises he'll call, but he never does...




IF YOU CAN'T BE YOURSELF... - Please try to only be one complete phony at a time.




COMMUNITY SERVICE -




AMERICAN BEAUTY - Wishing for a strong wind....whewwwwww!


TAGS: roses
Rating: 3.67/5

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MY FIRST CAR - Wait, wrong day But I did do that in my first car


TAGS: can t look away
Rating: 3.67/5

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SOMEWHERE ON A DESERT ISLAND -


TAGS: we can t help it
Rating: 3.67/5

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ARE YOU KIDDING? -




CANADA - There are moose-prints everywhere.




BAD LOSER - Canada responds to hockey defeat.




THE SNUGGIE - FOR THOSE PEOPLE THAT CAN'T FIGURE OUT BLANKETS -




CANADA'S SECRET WEAPON - And here all this time I'm worried aboot sister biting meese!




CANADIAN MOUNTIES - So Aptly Named.




PEDOBEAR - Found that the old "Free Candy" bit just wasn't working as well as it used too...




NO CANINE DEJECTIONS - Put a cork in it, Fido, you ain't doing it here!




THE AMERICAN FLAG - Proudly displayed


TAGS: 
Rating: 3.63/5

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ALL THAT DRUGS CAN DO FOR YOU - is kill you. Kill you the long, slow, hard way


TAGS: 
Rating: 3.63/5

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YOU CAN NEVER SWITCH BACK - What has been seen... canno't be unseen.


TAGS: 
Rating: 3.62/5

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SITUATIONS VACANT - Wanted womens soccer coach Plenty of benefits Apply within


TAGS: 
Rating: 3.62/5

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THERE SHE BLOWS -




AND AT 12:01 AM -




DIRECTED BY MICHAEL MOORE - What a kick in the nuts! Just learned this fun fact today. I'm de-motivated...




HEY - Why no Sirius?




INSIGNIFICANCE -




CANADIAN LAY AN ASS GALLERY -




MOVE TO CANADA - Because our bitches know how to celebrate