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 | ENLIGHTENMENT - |
 | TREEHODGER - |
 | CANADIAN WINTERS - |
 | PLEASE CANADIANS ITS OVER - |
 | CANADA - Not as popular in his home country as he'd have you believe... |
 | OH, WOW! - The fabric on your blouse is phenomenal! Is that satin? (whispers) No but seriously, though. I don't know about them, but fuck it... I'll try peanut butter. |
 | YOUR LACK OF FAITH - I find disturbing |
 | CARNIES - |
 | PRIDE - For my Country, For my Flag, For my Red on White Fetish. Proud to be a part of the Eh Team! Go Canada! |
 | SPACEDOG - Training for the Canine Space Program was both rigorous AND sexy. |
 | HONOR - |
 | LIKE MAPLE SYRUP - |
 | A FULL MOON - AFRICAN PROVERB - |
 | SELF ESTEEM. - When not in check, it leads to action. Action -> Disaster -> Humor Humor improves one's Self Esteem |
 | OH, CANADA? - |
 | WHY CAN'T I OWN A CANADIAN - |
 | 5-3? YOU SERIOUS? - I'm on!! Look out below you maple lickers!! Naaaanngaaasssaaaaaa!!! |
 | CANADA'S PARENTS - Knew from the beginning |
 | MOTIFAKE HELL - |
 | FEELING SIGNIFICANT? - Don't |
 | SPRINGTIME IN CANADA - |
 | VIAGRA BATHROOM - NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU ARE, YOU CAN STILL MANAGE TO ARCH INTO ONE OF THOSE. - |
 | BECAUSE I CAN - thatonechic's best reason for rejecting your lame ass Motifake. You are warned. |
 | FIRING 30MM CANNON SHELLS - at the rate of 70 rounds per Second Shit fucking dies. Twice. |
 | GETTING NAKED - It'll either move things along or make the moment totally awkward...so the odds are like fifty-fifty. I'll take my chances. |
 | VULCAN BAIT - Totally worth a vulcan nerve pinch |
 | I CHOOSE ME - Fuck washigton, the vatican, and moscow |
 | FEAR AND LOATHING IN LAS VEGAS - |
 | AMNESIA - |
 | PROVERBS - |
 | CANADIANS - We're usually nice people. Until Hockey comes on. Then if your not on out team, You best STFU. |
 | CANADIAN CHICKS - |
 | BACON INDUCED HEART ATTACK: - only mildly less appealing than 'heart attack immediately after sex' (with hot twins) |
 | F#CK AVATAR - I don't need 3-D to enjoy a movie... |
 | 2ND BASE - Don't Let Cancer Steal It Check A Friend Today |
 | CUBBYBEAR DREAMS - 98% of Asian Women Can't Be Wrong. |
 | LOVE (IN MODERATION) - |
 | TRY AS HARD AS YOU CAN - But you won't pass Pat's Place |
 | TAXES - If they let you deduct an ELECTIVE SURGERY on your taxes, they should let you deduct a Harley as therapy. |
 | NINJA TRAINING - |
 | LUCID DREAM - |
 | CULTURES - Looks like we're not so different after all... |
 | THE AMERICAN DREAM - The by-product of Casual Sex |
 | LATEST POLLS - |
 | THE CANADIAN ARMY - Because TANKS are really expensive |
 | LOGICDUDE - CAN WE TRUST HIM,,,, - |
 | BEFORE YOU CAN FLY - You need to know how to land |
 | GO CANADA - |
 | M.A.L.T. VULCANS - Totally Logical (and fricking HOT!) Live Long And Prosper |
 | THE POPE CARD - |
 | CANADA! - |
 | CANDY - The perfect BAIT for Willy's "WONKA" |
 | RESULTS OF THE WARTHOG AUTOPSY - the innards are a tad mean |
 | VULCAN DAYDREAMS - They'll make even the most serious face smile... ...I told you he wasn't a sourpuss |
 | GREAT BOOKS - |
 | CANADIAN POLE DANCING - NOT QUITE THE SAME.... - |
 | CANADIANS BEWARE - Colbert is going to the Winter Olympics. You have been warned. |
 | 24 INCHES OF FLAVOR AND FUN! - Sounds like a midget I used to date! |
 | SERIOUSLY? - So you grab this long rod, then vigorously shake it back and forth while its pointed at your face? "Honey? I'm ready to help you workout!" |
 | BUNNY - No wonder she's too busy for Motifake... Seeing her in this would make every man in Ireland want to become a criminal! |
 | TEAM CANADA FANS - Well, you guys still have a better health care system... And at least the cheese KINDA looks gold... I say go for it! |
 | AIRMAN - |
 | CANADIAN ROAD RAGE - |
 | YOU KNOW YOU'RE FROM CANADA WHEN - |
 | MISUNDERSTANDINGS - |
 | FORGIVENESS - |
 | CANADA - |
 | SORRY 'MERICA - this party's only for Gold medal champs. |
 | WE HAVE COME TO AN AGREEMENT - These three aren't allowed to eat Mexican food anymore. |
 | I CANNOT BELEVE IT! - This is the second time today she has lost her car keys. |
 | GIVE A HOOT! - At least wait till midnight to pollute! |
 | MISS PEANUT BUTTER CUPS - Soft...sweet...and creamy Just like the REAL thing! Ok...I said it...now can I have my candy? |
 | CANADIAN BADASS - If she falls, she's going to stick to that ice like a tongue on a flagpole |
 | GENIUS - |
 | LOVE NOTES - |
 | CHOMPERS VAN IS WAITING - |
 | ROMAN CANDLE - |
 | FUCK IT, I'M OUTTA HERE AS FAST AS I CAN - |
 | VULCAN PICK UP LINES - This one is up there with, "Hey baby, Pon Farr is early this year" |
 | MERRY CHRISTMAS - |
 | OCCAMS RAZOR - "For every explination the simplest explination is the most likely." However you might want to get all the facts before you do 20 to life. |
 | CUBAN SWIMMERS - |
 | NO BOATING ACCIDENT - |
 | DONT MESS WITH CANADA - |
 | MEXICANS ON RAPTORS - crossing the border when they damn well please |
 | EYE CANDY - It ain't always about the babes |
 | FORETHOUGHT - Ya know guys, I keep thinking we should include something in here in case the people elect a total moron! |
 | AMERICAN PRIDE - HONK! If you're a proud American...Hooorah! |
 | VULCAN NON-EMOTION: SMUGNESS - |
 | FORTUNE BURRITO - |
 | ITS OK - |
 | BECAUSE... - Sean and Canada are tougher than they look, eh. |
 | CANADIANS - Now that they got their gold They can go back to their normal routines. |
 | FRENCH CANADIANS - |
 | SENILITY - |
 | CANADIAN CHAMBER OF COMMERCE - |
 | MEXICAN DRUG BUST - Some serious shit going on down there |
 | DYING BREATH - |
 | CSI CANADA - Season - 1 Episode - 1 Verdict - Canceled |
 | ITS OK - |
 | BEST RULE 34 - Can it really get any better than this? (Except on Naughtyfake...) |
 | I CAN'T WAIT - for Summer. |
 | GUYS NIGHT OUT - Save the date guys! And be sure to bring small bills... |
 | HELEN, CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? - |
 | HEAVEN CAN WAIT - But can you? |
 | LOOK! - Wasn't it just yesterday that you were bitchin' about how you never win anything? |
 | BIRTHDAYS - |
 | MOVING TO CANADA - With Knowledge Comes Power |
 | EPIC CAMELBOOB - Something this epic deserved a whole new word and "Boobtoe" just doesn't work! Now, put on the bunny ears... |
 | CANADIANS - Rulers of the high seas |
 | SUM AND SUBSTANCE - |
 | CANADA - Doesn't always believe what he reads. |
 | OPPORTUNITY - |
 | TIGER WOODS: QUITTING GOLF - That isnt the problem, it is the other 18 holes you were in. |
 | MOOSEHEAD - How do you tell a guy likes Moosehead? Easy! The antler marks on his thighs! |
 | RARE VIEW - A rarely seen picture of the inside of an actual Can-o-Whoopass |
 | THE CANADIAN BEER FRIDGE - What happened to global warming? |
 | AAARRRRRRF! - I left ye a present on the poopdeck Cap'n! |
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 | EVOLUTION - |
 | TWO GIRLS AND SOME CANDY - Want Some? I didn't think so...nasty minxes! |
 | I THINK I CAN - I think I can ah, Fuck It |
 | PERFECT! - I need for nothing now! EVER AGAIN! |
 | LESBIANISM - |
 | LIFE LESSONS - |
 | WHEN I CAN AFFORD IT - |
 | HAPPINESS - |
 | LOOK HERE SON... - We don't know what ol' Captain 8-Pack over yonder told you, and we don't know too much about the Google Maps or whatever you call it, but um, *chuckles* THIS is Sparta. |
 | NEXT GOOGLE SEARCH - |
 | PLEASE MR. SMOKEY - |
 | YOU CAN GO OUT WITH THE GUYS - After you change the light bulb in the hall Fine! |
 | AMERICANS - |
 | SPOCK HER - Because the Shocker would be illogical. |
 | CANS - He hates these cans |
 | BELGIAN WAFFLE? - |
 | PEDOBEAR - He always promises he'll call, but he never does... |
 | IF YOU CAN'T BE YOURSELF... - Please try to only be one complete phony at a time. |
 | COMMUNITY SERVICE - |
 | AMERICAN BEAUTY - Wishing for a strong wind....whewwwwww! |
 | MY FIRST CAR - Wait, wrong day But I did do that in my first car |
 | SOMEWHERE ON A DESERT ISLAND - |
 | ARE YOU KIDDING? - |
 | CANADA - There are moose-prints everywhere. |
 | BAD LOSER - Canada responds to hockey defeat. |
 | THE SNUGGIE - FOR THOSE PEOPLE THAT CAN'T FIGURE OUT BLANKETS - |
 | CANADA'S SECRET WEAPON - And here all this time I'm worried aboot sister biting meese! |
 | CANADIAN MOUNTIES - So Aptly Named. |
 | PEDOBEAR - Found that the old "Free Candy" bit just wasn't working as well as it used too... |
 | NO CANINE DEJECTIONS - Put a cork in it, Fido, you ain't doing it here! |
 | THE AMERICAN FLAG - Proudly displayed |
 | ALL THAT DRUGS CAN DO FOR YOU - is kill you. Kill you the long, slow, hard way |
 | YOU CAN NEVER SWITCH BACK - What has been seen... canno't be unseen. |
 | SITUATIONS VACANT - Wanted womens soccer coach Plenty of benefits Apply within |
 | THERE SHE BLOWS - |
 | AND AT 12:01 AM - |
 | DIRECTED BY MICHAEL MOORE - What a kick in the nuts! Just learned this fun fact today. I'm de-motivated... |
 | HEY - Why no Sirius? |
 | INSIGNIFICANCE - |
 | CANADIAN LAY AN ASS GALLERY - |
 | MOVE TO CANADA - Because our bitches know how to celebrate |