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DUN DUN DAAAAAAAAAAA! - CAPTAIN CHAOS!!
GOD - Has a sick sense of humour.
SUPERHERO - Because the real Superhero is the one who saved us.
IF YOU'RE ONE IN A MILLION - There are 6000 people exactly like you
CAPTAIN OBVIOUS - To the rescue?
SHAGGED MORE ALIENS THAN KIRK -
WRONG!!!!! - A guy who has bullets bouncing off his eyeballs doesn't need a shield!
NOT IF... - They leave the kitchen.
THE FLYING SALAD DODGER - She uses the power of deception... she can't actually fly, But she does defeat and consume evil until there is only good left in the world... Or until she is full...
BALLET CLASSES -
CAPTAIN AMERICA VS. BARACK OBAMA - There can be only one!
WHEN OLD PEOPLE GET NOSTALGIC... - they like to remind us that back in their day, they didn't have fancy things like TV, cell phones... or oxygen
ETERNAL FACEPALM -
TO THINE WINDOW!!!!! - To thine wall! Until the perspiration protrudes from my testicles!
POPPING A WHEELIE - because two wheels are still one too many? Buy yourself a damn unicycle then!
SUPERHERO RETIREMENT VILLAGE - ANTIQUITY
SANDWICH ??? -
YELLOW SHIRT -
IN THAT VERY MOMENT - the brave Captain realized that he was piloting a boat, and not, in fact, a submarine.
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