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 | ON THE UPSIDE . . . - . . . the exhaust on this vehicle is totally SWEET! |
 | HONESTLY - How Can You ? |
 | CARTOONS - Not just for kids! |
 | CARNIVORE'S DREAM - Giant cheeseburger with over 20 pounds of fixins and topped off with a small child! |
 | DEAR CAROL ANNE - |
 | TOGETHERNESS - |
 | CARPE DIEM - |
 | I HEAR Y'ALL - |
 | VEGANS - On the food chain below the awesome carnivores. |
 | CARSTAND - |
 | TWO GOOD REASONS - why you shouldn't jerk off and strangle yourself at the same time!TAGS: david carridine michael hutchence fetish strangulation masturbation Rating: 3.64/5 More motifakes by Chopperliscious |
 | NO... - I am married. |
 | CAR KEYS - They are not missing until you have checked everywhere |
 | PILLOWS - |
 | HEY AL... - I have a whole pocket full of Race Cards. How about you? |
 | HELL'S SILENT ANGELS - |
 | TOO MUCH TIME ON YOUR HANDS - You're doin' it right. |
 | EHARMONY - |
 | LOVE BUG RACING - |
 | PARALLEL PARKING - The vertical approach |
 | CARL'S JR. - You cannot suceed, if at first you suffer failure and do not respond in kind. |
 | CARNAL KNOWLEDGE - |
 | REINCARNATION - |
 | IN CASE OF EMERGENCY PLANS - Always made after the emergency |
 | GUINNESS - |
 | CAR WASH - |
 | ALUCARD IS AMUSED - |
 | SCARLETT - She's our favourite colour |
 | PUCKER FACTOR - On a scale of 1 to 10, this is an 11. |
 | GREEN TECHNOLOGY - |
 | HOUSES - |
 | REDHEADS - myth confirmed |
 | 1966 BATMOBILE - Bitchin'. |
 | RACE CARD II - Yeah, it's gettin' old . . . like Jimmy Carter. |
 | IN MY WIFES' DREAMS... - She has two of these, this one is her convertible |
 | CAPTAIN PICARD - Never let him drive |
 | RECESSION - It really brings out the best of people |
 | LIFE - |
 | CARPET BOMBING - |
 | FIRST BASE - |
 | REINCARNATION - |
 | MILLION DOLLAR IDEAS - |
 | DAVID CARRADINE - |
 | NO PAIN - |
 | WHEELS OF LIFE - |
 | THE SMART CAR - Someone forgot to tell the big dumb trucks |
 | DIFFERENCE -TAGS: life time day safe tv show cardassian kardashian gossip star trek Rating: 3.39/5 More motifakes by giulio |
 | MEMORABLE QUOTE - |
 | CADUCEUS - It's that little gold thing that you're almost staring at. |
 | RACE CARD - |
 | CAR WASHING - She's doing it right. |
 | PUBLISHING THIS CARTOON - |
 | EYES - |
 | THINGS YOU CAN DO WITH A USELESS MAN - |
 | TO BE THE WINNER - |
 | CAPTAIN CAVEMAN - A short hairy guy touring around with 3 hot chicks? (Sound like a Ron Jeremy movie.) |
 | POSTING BIG TITTIES - |
 | ADAM & EVE - |
 | OSCAR - And the Academy Award for the BEST BREASTS IN THE KNOWN UNIVERSE goes to...Salma Hayek! |
 | CARRIE PREJEAN - A true PATRIOT...because who the fuck cares what Perez Hilton feels? |
 | OTHER ALIASES USED: - Go ahead, try and hide from your racist, ignorant, biased, hate-filled comments and posters by not logging in. We will still know who you are, genius. |
 | CARTOON TRUTHS - |
 | JEALOUS? - You're darned tootin' I am!TAGS: october challenge can i be reincarnated as her hands Rating: 3.33/5 More motifakes by LogicDude |
 | IKEA BUYS GM - Some assembly required |
 | STAR WARS CARTOONS - |
 | BE CAREFUL - |
 | CARNIVORE VEGETARIAN - “Not eating meat is a decision, eating meat is an instinct.” - Dr. Denis Leary |
 | THE GLARE - |
 | TWELVE CAR PILE-UP - |
 | CAR WASH - |
 | INSURANCE DEFRAUDERS - This is how they see the world. |
 | SCARLETT JOHANSSON - She's curvy! |
 | FINALLY! - |
 | WHISTLING DIXIE - |
 | FRAGILITY - |
 | CARRIE & ANNE - Their Vacation Soon Led To The Realization That Austria & Australia Are Different Countries. |
 | SMURF ASSASSIN - When you absolutely positively must have a smurf killed overnight.TAGS: smurf assassin killer les schtroumpfs belgian cartoon papa jokey brainy smurfette murder smurficide Rating: 3.29/5 More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F |
 | HIGH HOPES - |
 | GEORGE CARLIN - Best comedian EVER. Enough said. R.I.P. |
 | CREDIT CARDS - Letting you buy stupid crap you don't need with money you don't have (and ripping you off for 18%) |
 | SAVE THE BOOBS!!! - First the govt put us in debt, then killed jobs, and attacked freedom of speech. But I draw the line when they direct women to not get mammograms! Help protect this endangered species! |
 | RACE CARD - Wow!! His bonus air miles must be off the chart! |
 | DON'T WORRY - |
 | CANADIAN NAVY CARIBOUS - Even the US Navy Seals look up to them |
 | EMOTIONAL SCARS - Some take years of tears and therapy to overcome |
 | CARL, DAVE, LENNY, SOL, AND MELVIN - What, you thought YOU were the one who voted? |
 | QUICK - Somebody phone the police! |
 | DANICA PATRICK - |
 | ID CARDS - |
 | CARRIER PIGEONS - |
 | CARDINAL SIN - |
 | CLOWN CAR? - |
 | VELMA! - Jinkies!!! The real thing is much better to "Shagg"!!!!! |
 | CARPE ... THEM DONUTS! - |
 | LSD - It's kicking in, Mabel! |
 | SCARY MOOSE - Scary moose, scary moose! Will you do the fandango? |
 | RUSSIAN DAY CARE CENTRES - Kids Love Them. |
 | PERSPECTIVE - |
 | BLUNT HONESTY - |
 | TOM AND JERRY - Old school Itchy and Scratchy. |
 | CARLA BRUNI SARKOZY - |
 | PLUSH PILE CARPETING - All part of The Dream |
 | REINCARNATION - |
 | COOLNESS - |
 | THE NEW CARS - Not really that new to us |
 | VIEWPOINTS - |
 | CARTOON WHORES - Because we don't have enough of the real thing. |
 | OBAMACARE - Bend over and cough. |
 | Cartoons - |
 | HAS ANYONE SEEN DANE? - He's about this tall. Seen Dane? |
 | WELCOME BACK CARTER - A third term of President Bush would be far better than this second term of President Carter. |
 | MACARONI PENGUINS - The RuPaul of the penguin world |
 | GETTING LAID - |
 | CANADA - |
 | MR YELLOW - Clowns to the left of me, jokers to my right, Can you tell me how to get to Sesame Street? |
 | CAN'T FIX THE CAR - |
 | HEY CAR CORPORATIONS, - THE ECONOMY IS ROUGH ON EVERYBODY, YOU DONT SEE SPIDEY ASKING FOR A HAND OUT, YOU BIG BABIES. |
 | MOOOOOOOOOOO - |
 | CARPE DIEM - |
 | ROADS - |
 | DANICA PATRICK - |
 | ENVY - I'm green with it |
 | DOUBLE STANDARD - |
 | MISCARRIAGE- 5000 POINTS - Why spend 200 dollars on an abortion? |
 | THIS PHOTO - makes as much sense as Greedo shooting first |
 | 'CAUSE THIS IS - THRILLER! THRILLER NIGHT! |
 | SAY OPRAH - |
 | TRACK RECORD - "A past performance often taken as an indicator of likely future performance" Keep the "change" |
 | CLEMSON - That much better than South Carolina. |
 | A L U C A R D - When he kills a vampire, it doesn't turn into girly-ass sparkles! |
 | BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU ASK FOR - You May Just Get It |
 | CINC - "Carsalesman in Chief" Come on down to Crazy Obama's where our crooked deals and our socialism are INSANE!!! |
 | ENLIGHTENMENT - |
 | LENNY, DAVE, CARL, SOL, AND MELVIN - The True Protectorates Of Motifake |
 | YO DAWG - We heard you like pi, so we put pi on yo pie so you can eat while you formulate ratios |
 | LEGO - When you absolutely, surely have too much time on your hands |
 | MY LEEL FRIEND - He says, "Hello". |
 | CAR WASH - It costs $10... but if you let her can eat anything she finds under the seats then it's free! |
 | CAR FACTORY WORKERS - Sometimes They Just Fuck Up |
 | GETAWAY CAR - |
 | I DONT CARE HOW MUCH GAS YOU'RE SAVING - you still look and sound like a fag |
 | OBAMACARE - The Only Two Things You Can Be Sure Of |
 | CAR POOLING - It Helps The Environment |
 | CARRIE HEFFERNAN - Why Doug puts up with all her bullshit... |
 | YOUR MAN CARD - Please Return It Immediately |
 | NERD KISS - Awwwwwwwww! Young dorks in love. |
 | SCARRED - The Scarlet Letter of the Falcon Punched |
 | GEORGE CARLIN - The Man Who Told You The 7 Dirty Words |
 | WALLACE AND GROMIT - Claymation Animation Domination |
 | CAREFUL THERE - You'll Poke Your Eye Out |
 | KISSING - Be careful who you kiss... catching crabs could be the least of your problems! |
 | THE NEW MONORAIL CAR - Beta testing is not looking good. |
 | Driving skills - |
 | AND TO KICK OFF THAT NEW CAREER - Don't forget your free pair of polarized sunglasses with each application!!! |
 | IF IT GETS TOO HOT... - |
 | PURPOSE - The function of the naval aviator is a courier service for the ordnanceman. |
 | 39 - It's the new 75. |
 | SMART CAR - 1. This one is really stupid. 2. Still smaller than a SUV |
 | THE US NAVY KALMAR - So awesome not even Batman has one. |
 | SCARY SQUIRREL - HE'S GONNA GET YOU - |