Query tags with term: cards
LIFE SUCKS -
HALLMARK - Always there for us when we can't find those special words.
FOR EVERYTHING ELSE IN LIFE - there's mastercard
RELIGION - Believing that if you worship something enough, random chance suddenly becomes the will of all-powerful, supernatural forces
FATE - I played poker with a deck of Tarot cards once. I got a full house and everyone died. -Steven Wright
TOO MUCH TIME ON YOUR HANDS - You're doin' it right.
ACCOMPLISHMENTS - Some men devote their lives to achieving the near impossible. Others set their sights much, much lower.
GET WELL SOON -
IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME -
POKER - If you're playing a poker game and you look around the table and can't tell who the sucker is, it's you.
Credit Cards -
SAVE UNO - I don't give a crap about education but I LOVE that GAME!
STORMTROOPERS PLAYING POKER - It would be in your best interest to remember what game you are playing.
SPARE TIME - Some people just have toooooo much.
CREDIT CARDS - Letting you buy stupid crap you don't need with money you don't have (and ripping you off for 18%)
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