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Carlin Demotivational Poster


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tomyironmane - July 27, 2013, 11:34 am
"That's nice, but where do you put the bayonet?" --Gen. Lewis Burwell Puller, USMC, upon seeing a flamethrower for the first time.
ub3rchief - February 18, 2012, 8:16 pm
Truly one of the funniest people to have ever lived... and a very true statement XD

Carlin Thinks -


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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 6, 2013, 12:13 pm
I was actually thinking if posting this very quote, but I didn't know what picture to use. This one is positively perfect. 5L + faved.


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440wakeup - October 4, 2011, 4:27 am
been done b4 but with strip clubs

MARRIAGE - "I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?

CARLIN - George Carlin is considered by millions to be a Genius.... Thank God he didnt prove us wrong by becoming President.

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voodoo3535 - February 21, 2011, 8:12 pm
He most certainly will.
Unclebark - February 20, 2011, 10:19 pm
He is missed.


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holymoly - February 1, 2012, 5:02 pm
love it spank.... Keep pumping in the cash and eventually your checking account should change... 5 broke lions 4 u

GEORGE CARLIN - The Man Who Told You The 7 Dirty Words

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Briton of Rose - October 22, 2009, 4:02 am
Excuse me, WTFO, but the proper order is: "****, Piss, ****, f***, ****sucker, m**********r, t***, Fart, Turd, and Twat." I've heard that segment too many times to count.
WTFO - October 21, 2009, 8:27 pm
Reason, you got the order wrong, bud. It's ****, f***, piss,****, ****sucker, m**********r and t***. Later he added fart, turd and twat.
Reason - October 21, 2009, 6:38 pm
****, Piss, ****, ****sucker, f***, m**********r, t***

Carlin on Religion -

motivation -

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 20, 2013, 2:22 am
I've been told that before, lol. I think Carlin was going aiming for people who WANT don't feel motivated, but don't do anything to GET motivated; basically, they have to DO something too.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 20, 2013, 2:19 am
Yes, this is true. But as long as it doesn't last for longer than an hour.
Iconoclast - August 19, 2013, 5:09 pm
My doctor says "Afternoon naps are a GOOD thing." So the MOTIVATION here is to do what the Doctor advises.
mariand - August 19, 2013, 2:59 pm
bwahahahaha... you could be called theRUDEoldcinic for this one ;)


WORST DOCTOR - yada yada yada putting words ehre

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Iseult2 - February 8, 2012, 9:31 pm
TARDIS stands for Time And Relative Dimensions in Space, and its camouflage mechanism got stuck in that shape, as a Police Public Telephone Box with a nonfunctional phone in the time period when those were common and he never got around to fixing it.
Me_ - January 4, 2010, 4:56 pm
So what is with all the plain looking females side kicks?
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 2:10 pm
They should have tried that with Daren from Bewitched. lol
Joshy8632 - January 3, 2010, 2:08 pm
You see each time the "Doctor" get seriously injured he has to regenerate and in doing so he takes on a new form and personality. Talk about flawless story telling in my opinion.
Joshy8632 - January 3, 2010, 2:08 pm
Actually 2 hearts. And yes he's a Time Lord AKA time traveller who uses a TARDIS (It's looks like a phone booth) to travel through time. ANd come to think of it David Tennant is no longer Dr. Who. Since Jan 1st it's Matt Smith now.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 2:03 pm
That's badass. lol Makes me wish I had watched the show. Isn't that the one where the guy is a time traveler with like four hearts?
Joshy8632 - January 3, 2010, 1:59 pm
It's David Tennant the guy that plays Doctor Who in the new remake. It's a double joke for Dr. Who fans.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 1:34 pm
The empty space at the bottom kinda threw me off, but that's a great Carlin quote...and the pictured gentleman seems to be holding a probe of some kind. 4.5/5 If I could get these lions to cooperate...f*** it, I'll round up.

George Wasn't an Idiot -

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saucerhead - June 22, 2009, 10:29 am
actually he did, but richard did it twice
M & M - December 26, 2008, 3:42 pm
He was a sad dope head.

GEORGE CARLIN - Best comedian EVER. Enough said. R.I.P.

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Hippopotosaurus - November 24, 2009, 2:00 pm
R.I.P a true legend of comedy. I recently watch from his first stand up tour till his last and he will be missed. we lost a true comedy genius. 5L's.
dude - October 19, 2009, 1:34 pm
to noxterran. he didnt want to be buried, he wanted to be blown up.
whatever - September 25, 2009, 3:41 pm
RIP. he was a douchebag to people like you with an IQ < 90
lol - September 21, 2009, 10:50 am
he was a douche bag
NoxTerran - August 18, 2009, 9:24 am
i am curious to see if they actually burried him like he wanted, face down
King Logicass - May 19, 2009, 11:02 am
To the dumbass who thinks its funny to proclaim that George is in hell. This man is the reason we have the humor of today. He would go to lows that was needed to bring about true humor. May he R.I.P. with his a** up so everyone else could truly kiss it!
George Carlin - January 12, 2009, 4:45 am
I'm in hell. It sucks.
Zed - December 5, 2008, 7:18 pm
G.C. wouldn't know funny if it bit his testicles off and spit them back into his face.
G.C. - September 15, 2008, 6:40 pm
Dope head, not funny.
ErikVKing - September 2, 2008, 11:15 am
Agreed, R.I.P. and may God split his sides open by letting you in!
ME - July 17, 2008, 5:19 am
He11Kn1ght - July 10, 2008, 3:57 pm
I love that ph**o of him.
KDP3 - July 3, 2008, 9:07 pm
Brett - July 3, 2008, 6:45 pm
He'd laugh if we were to say that his final words were: "****, piss, ****, f***, ****sucker, m**********r, and t***."
Chris - July 3, 2008, 1:50 pm
Amen... Joe bless him.

Children -

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Sho - September 6, 2013, 11:08 am
I guess some women really like going through labor and childbirth
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 5, 2013, 8:23 pm
EmilioDumphque - September 5, 2013, 8:04 pm
"We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart." – H. L. Mencken

it's important -

Telling Time -

Who? ... Me?? ... -

Freaks -

Life -

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MissPriss - March 31, 2014, 3:52 pm
Thanks crotchety. But can't take all the credit...George helped a little ;)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 31, 2014, 1:04 am
Wow, this is fantastic! 5L + faved
MissPriss - December 9, 2013, 12:56 am
Okay that reply just blew my imagine of you right out the door...lmao.
MissPriss - December 9, 2013, 12:54 am
Oh I bet you wish...would make for some incredible poster material...teehee.
JesusWept - December 8, 2013, 5:04 pm
...and go back in the sack? LOL
Sho - December 8, 2013, 10:07 am
Do we start as a rotting corpse?

Assumptions -

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steve1961 - April 12, 2014, 12:00 am
That was during Prohibition...Things are calmer now...
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2014, 11:26 pm
Good God! Why is it in the U.S. it seems like the first offense: the FBI breaks down your door and arrests everyone including Grandma?!?
Airman - April 11, 2014, 11:18 pm
pay a penalty, not be a penalty
Airman - April 11, 2014, 11:17 pm
I went through this a couple of years ago.. I got 1099'd on some income that was a surprise. If you don't respond to their letters, they will garnish your wages. Just call them, set up a payment plan. You will be a penalty and interest, but they will help
steve1961 - April 11, 2014, 10:41 pm
the primary goal.
steve1961 - April 11, 2014, 10:41 pm
Depending on length of time, you are charged interest on money owing. There is a "payment" plan available to people who need to pay in installments. I doubt criminal charges would happen except in extreme cases of proven tax evasion since getting money is
rerun - April 11, 2014, 9:40 pm

Probably get a fine for being late, possible criminal charges if they think you forgot "intentionally"
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2014, 8:49 pm
Now this next question is just as genuine as my previous ones: what if you owe, not aware and don't file?
steve1961 - April 11, 2014, 6:01 pm
None...if you are getting a refund...
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2014, 5:14 pm
Curious, what is the penalty for filing late in Canada?
MissPriss - April 11, 2014, 11:15 am
Haven't started mine either. The hold up? Waiting to hear back from 2 government agencies for T5's & the online Canada Revenue filing site is down due to some virus. Promise! This year I was gonna to file on time...teehee.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 10, 2014, 11:57 pm
Same here.
lgvernon - April 10, 2014, 12:35 pm

I haven't even started mine, yet.

Self-Help Books -

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Cannabal - August 23, 2013, 9:31 pm
Always ;)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 23, 2013, 12:03 pm
It's pretty good. Well done. George Carlin started off his last show by saying, "F**k Doctor Phil." Lol. He would have been proud of you, Cannibal... Very proud. Keep up the good work.
Cannabal - August 23, 2013, 4:27 am
I felt this would go great with the motivation poster.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 23, 2013, 12:06 am
Love that George Carlin. He was a pure genius. 5L for posting one of my faves of his.... and the picture too. ROFLOL!

DEATH - I'm always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I'm listening to it.

Our Differences -

RELIGION - I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.

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twill1962 - October 17, 2012, 6:21 pm
"Thou shalt not tempt the Lord thy God." Luke 4:12.

CHAOS - I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose... it'll be much harder to detect.


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Sean - October 20, 2009, 10:46 pm
A quote is just somthin' someone else said because you were totally incapable of coming up with some passable verbiage of your own ... even with no time constraints whatsoever.