Tagged with: challenge
 | RECRUITING - I find your lack of faith in the effectiveness of baked goods disturbing |
 | ARGUMENT SETTLED - Greedo WHO? Chewbacca shot first. |
 | BABY PICTURES - Optimus Prime's Mom always liked to drag this one out to show his dates |
 | RARE VIEW - A rarely seen picture of the inside of an actual Can-o-Whoopass |
 | LEFTOVER PIECES - "Hmmm, this brick is about the same size as one of those Womp Rats from Tatooine... where do you think it's supposed to go?"TAGS: november challenge the cornerstone of your death star Rating: 4.03/5 More motifakes by LogicDude |
 | WOOKIEES - The Empire's favorite Fall GuysTAGS: november challenge star wars intergalactic war on wookiees Rating: 4/5 More motifakes by LogicDude |
 | STAR PORN - A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away... *fap**fap**fap**fap* |
 | SEVERANCE PACKAGE - Think twice about telling off your Boss. And if your Boss is a Sith Lord, you may want to think about it a few MORE times. |
 | I AGREE - She does, however, belong in my room in handcuffs. |
 | POSITIONS - The right to go topless? That's an argument I can get behind! |
 | PEDOBEAR - He always promises he'll call, but he never does... |
 | THREESOME - Look over there girls! *thump!**thump!* And now they're aaaaaall mine! |
 | THANK GOD! - Ever try wearing a coat made out of LIVE mink? Those little guys will f*ck you up! |
 | ADAM WEST - His approach may be simple, but hey - it got rid of Keaton, Kilmer and Clooney... |
 | YOUR LUCKY DAY - Looks like you can save that chloroform for tomorrow night! |
 | CHALLENGES - |
 | LIFE SPAN - Apparently Midgets live shorter lives than normal people... |
 | GOOD VS EVIL - Are you ready for some Star Wars? All my Wookie friends are comin' over toniiiiiight!!! |
 | FIRST DANCE - Oh listen, everyone else loves "our song" too! |
 | PIRATE OR NINJA? - The Six Degrees of Separation Game works every time. But does this make Kevin Bacon a Pirate Ninja? |
 | BACONISM - A utopian form of government where the people are kept happy through the supply of abundant quantities of bacon |
 | DIVE! DIVE! DIVE! - Ummmm Cap'n? It was your LAST command that was a submarine. THIS is a SURFACE ship! |
 | DELTA FORCE - Circa 480 BC |
 | DANCING - Her movements weren't natural... they were ungainly and awkward, almost wooden... |
 | SECURITY - The Emperor wasn't taking any chances with his new Death Star. |
 | WET - Some things are just better that way! |
 | SEAN - He's often said that revenge, like Elder God Douchebag's offspring, is a dish best eaten cold |
 | DUMB BLONDES - They're not ALL women! |
 | ARM WRESTLE? - Be careful...he may look cute but don't underestimate him! |
 | RELIABILITY - Even the Empire had material problems... stupid "Lowest Bidder" contracting rules! |
 | BRITTANY SNOW - I'll definitely try and catch this on my tongue... |
 | OFFICE MORALE - Despite the Emperor's hopes, "Funny Hat Fridays" never did significantly improve morale on the Death StarTAGS: november challenge star wars your lack of participation in the challenge is disturbing Rating: 3.76/5 More motifakes by LogicDude |
 | BEST RULE 34 - Can it really get any better than this? (Except on Naughtyfake...) |
 | G.I. BLUES - Look at it this way Elvis... You only had to go to Germany, not Iraq or Afghanistan! |
 | DINNER AT RON'S - Where presentation conflicts with "Don't play with your food" |
 | REALIST - I'm gonna need a MUCH longer tongue. |
 | FRENCH KISS ARMY - Way more bad-ass than the regular French Army. Same penchant for make-up though. |
 | YOU'RE HOME EARLY - Never ignore that nagging thought that says "Why would my brother look at MY Princess like that?" |
 | PMS - Just because I'm bitchy, doesn't mean you're not irritating! |
 | WEDDING CAKE - Now we'd like to invite everyone up to get a good taste of my Bride! |
 | THE FRENCH - It's not always bad when they surrender. |
 | WEDDED BLISS - They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense |
 | MYTHS - The grass isn't always greener, and the water? Well... it's not always "wetter" |
 | OXYMORON - Dry Water? Really Canada! Next thing you know they'll be putting milk in bags... |
 | BEAUTY - If we make choices solely based on what we see on the outside we will be disappointed. I was right...no bacon, just baloney. |
 | WHY? - If it's a Psychic Museum, shouldn't they already know you're coming? |
 | PROTEST RULE #1 - The side with the hottest chicks wins every time |
 | DATE NIGHT - Arrrrrr! And to think I shaved me leg for this! |
 | BOOTY - As Popeye would have said, "Well blow me down!" |
 | VISITATION RIGHTS - |
 | PMS - Nature's way of leveling the playing field. Much in the same way that an earthquake would level it. |
 | GOOD JOB! - When making that last point deserves more than just a pat on the ass |
 | GUYS NIGHT OUT - Save the date guys! And be sure to bring small bills... |
 | DECISIONS - Guess I'd better to check the pantry to see if I have either tartar sauce or BBQ sauce first! |
 | GOOD - No matter how good you may be, there's still a little evil in you! |
 | CLOTHES PIN - Why? Because without one he can still breathe! |
 | VELVET ELVIS - No longer just a crappy painting! Now a crappy Cabernet Sauvignon from the Napa Valley! |
 | MR. MOTIFAKE - Not funny...racist...tunnel... dupe...lolcat...poor grammar... politifake...tunnel... |
 | SEASON PASS - This is one museum I think we'll be coming back to again and again! |
 | LEGO ICE - After it melts you'll pee bricks! |
 | GOOD ADVICE - Better advice: Plant Emo trees. They cut themselves. |
 | TOGETHERNESS - You'll always remember that magic night! For your sake you better hope the Roofies work as advertised and she never does. |
 | THIRSTY? - |
 | FOOTBALL - It's a "full-contact" sport! |
 | POV - There's a definite upskirt, ummm....I mean "upside" to being a midget! |
 | WATER POLO - It's been described as the "Underwater Ballet" of sports... doesn't that make it MORE gay? |
 | TWO UTES - The two whaaaaat? |
 | ONCE A MONTH - We seem to have very rare steaks for supper. And by we, I mean I get a little too. |
 | CHALLENGE - Anyone who posts a NUDE pic of Denise gets 5 from me for life!! No tunnels! |
 | THE PUBIC HARE - one of the few animals not hunted for it's skin. |
 | ENVY - Who knew the "Little Green Monster" of jealousy was this hot? |
 | FOOTBALLS - She's smuggling two of them |
 | YOUR 72 VIRGINS - If you are joining a religion that asks you to blow yourself up - maybe, just maybe, you should read the fine print! |
 | PEDESTALS - We can achiev...AMEN! Change is poss...AMEN! America will s...AMEN! -looks over his shoulder- Can I finish my...AMEN! |
 | OBI-CAT KENOBI - The LOL is strong with this one... but then again, so is his litterbox. |
 | THE SECRET - Santa's Secret Weiner Elves... delivering Santa's gifts through your apartment building's ductwork |
 | ANOTHER REASON - Waffles are so incredible? Even THEY hate Rosie O'Donnell. |
 | CRIMSON WAVE - You'll know long before she breaks out the board that the red tide is coming in! |
 | RIGHTS - The Constitution affirms my right to arm bears! I mean, bear arms! |
 | CLARITY - I said I wanted to see you bare-assed, NOT in a bear hat! |
 | GREYBEARDS - Sure we may be cute and all, but we DO bite.TAGS: october challenge lolcats dont mess with the greybeards Rating: 3.53/5 More motifakes by LogicDude |
 | INFARCTION - Macaroni & Cheese Bacon Cups? Step aside Motiseedlings! Only the arteries of a true Greybeard can handle this! |
 | CHER IMPERSONATORS - They're mostly a dime a dozen... but this one's the best I've seen! |
 | SAFE SEX - So you'll never look down and see chocolate chips on your snickerdoodle |
 | HONEY PLEASE - Those boots with that helmet? |
 | EMMA - I see London, I see France, ZOMG I SEE HER UNDERPANTS! |
 | YUMMY - I love these things! Crunchy on the outside, chewy on the inside! |
 | CANADA - Apparently you CAN die there... So much for their great health care system! |
 | GOOD OL' SCHOOL DAYS - When it was just the girls doing the baiting... Not your state penitentiary. |
 | IGNORANCE - Sometimes the answer is right in front of you. Yet you still can't find what your wife was looking for. |
 | CHAMPS - I present to you the Motifake Tag Team Moderator Champions - Elder God Douchebag and Arrogant Knight |
 | PMS - There! I changed the fucking channel. Anything else you need while I'm up? |
 | AAARRRRRRF! - I left ye a present on the poopdeck Cap'n! |
 | AIR SUPERIORITY - Not just bombing your ass back to the Stone Age, but to the Jurassic Period! |
 | AIRBORNE - Put your knees in the breeze!TAGS: september challenge military separating men from boys Rating: 3.5/5 More motifakes by LogicDude |
 | NICE DRESS - Don't you just love how that material flows? |
 | DING DONG - |
 | AIRBORNE SCHOOL - Week 1: Separates the men from the boys Week 2: Separates the men from the fools Week 3: The fools jump! |
 | BIG GAME HUNTERS - |
 | BAD SIGN - When your new wife is the one at the reception that is hitting on the Bridesmaids |
 | MILK - |
 | ZOMBIES - Definitely NOT Pro-Mac! |
 | BARTENDER - Can I have a...I mean... WOW! You are...ummmmmm... Soooooo thirsty... |
 | VILLIANESS - Come on, who wouldn't want to work with "forces of evil" like these? I wonder if we could carpool? |
 | ALIZEE - A Fine French Product. I now understand why the Eiffel Tower was constructed. |
 | JESUS CHRIST - |
 | GOING POSTAL - How can you tell when the Post Office is hiring? The flag out front is at half-staff. |
 | KNOT HOLE - Yeah, my wife calls it her "NOT-hole" too. |
 | AGDANIELE - This is how he'll go out... not with a whimper, not with a bang; but with an outline of Guinness bottles |
 | TTH - Hater of all things political, Lover of all things Elvis |
 | CPT BOBVIOUS - Who knew he had gills? |
 | LUCKY - Something tells me tonight could be THE night |
 | DIRECTIONS - I told RON...go to the FORK in the road, NOT go f*ck in the road! |
 | TEABAGGING - |
 | NEW STEPMOM - My real Mommy's are bigger. |
 | MAY-DECEMBER ROMANCES - Hugh Hefner shares a birthday kiss with his latest girlfriend |
 | WORKPLACE SAFETY - OSHA is going to hear about this one...and for whistling at me and "rating" the fall? Maybe the EEOC will get a call too! |
 | MOTIFAKE HOF - We need to do some advertising! I mean, Agamemnon218's "Honey please..." motifake is way better than any old Rembrandt! |
 | ZITS - Out, damn'd spot! Out, I say! Trouble me no more on School Picture Day! |
 | POINTS OF VIEW - |
 | KING KONG - |
 | RECRUITING - After two Shuttle failures, NASA has to resort to alcoholic monkey astronauts to give the space program a boost! |
 | RUBBER DUCK - Just goes to show to show that sometimes the theme song is better than the movie |
 | HANSEN VS PEDOBEAR - Only power armor could have possibly made this more epic! |
 | BEST CITY NAME - There is no f*cking way you could want to live anywhere else! |
 | THE TWIST - Sometimes throwing in that extra little twist can take you further than you thought! |
 | HOBBIES - Some people collect balls of twine, others create balls of rubber bands... but my hobby is "epically" more fun! |
 | PROTESTS FOR DUMMIES - I didn't even know that protest signs could be male and female! |
 | JUMP THE SHARK - I don't think you've quite grasped the concept... |
 | VILLIANS - Looks like the Guest List from Elder God Douchebag's last party |
 | AMINA - Guess this clinches it! She's definitely French! |
 | FOOZBALL - Momma said...M-m-m-momma said... |
 | BOUNDARIES - "No" means "No" Unless you have duct tape, then it means "Mmmm, mmmm!" |
 | HALLUCINATING -TAGS: september challenge hallucinating phoebe cates is hot Rating: 3.41/5 More motifakes by LogicDude |
 | MY MILKSNAKE - |
 | T.M.I. - |
 | NEED A VACATION? - Might I suggest the West Midlands? The weather may suck but the women there are apparently veeeeery easy. |
 | KNOTTY PINE - Looks more like "Naughty Pine" to me! Just remember to check for bees before you "unlimber your timber" |
 | Challenges - |
 | DESSERT - Excuse me, Waiter? I distinctly remember ordering the "Monkey BREAD"TAGS: november challenge dining better this than the goatcheese cake Rating: 3.4/5 More motifakes by LogicDude |
 | HEY - I don't think her boobies are real... I mean, who wears their boobs on the outside of their clothes? |
 | PRO MAC - Apparently what that really means is that you like Transvestites! |
 | THEY SAY - Ghosts are the still present souls of those now departed I say they're my brain cells trying to warn me about Jaeger again |
 | THE VOICES IN MY HEAD - Are awkwardly high pitched and condescendingly sarcastic. They give great makeup tips though... |
 | LOGICDUDE - Persistence and wit can sometimes overcome a certain lack of Photoshop skills...sometimes. |
 | PHOTO FINISH - Sure, your guy won. But they still won't pay out for....ohhhhh about 30 more minutes by the looks of it! |
 | CONSCIENCE - Wrestle with it all you want, but you and I both know that you'd bang your Mom-in-law like a drum! |
 | BLONDES - Who's going to tell her she's supposed to get milk FROM the cow, not GIVE milk to the cow! |
 | BOXING - In this corner, wearing the white fur trunks is... wait, which one is which? |
 | PICKLE - I'd like to slip mine between her buns...and don't ask where I'd like to put the "special sauce" |
 | NAVY AVIATION - Off we goooooo! Under the wet blue yonder! |
 | OCEAN - What ocean? Where? |
 | JESUS - |
 | OH REALLY? - Is the Ocean gonna have to drown a B*tch? |
 | DADDY'S BAILOUT - Quit whining! Don't think you earned that 5 bucks allowance just for taking out the trash. Daddy needs his beer! |
 | CAMOUFLAGE - Note her excellent use of earth tones to blend into the desert environment |
 | BEST STRATEGY - Keep it simple. Always, ALWAYS go with the Falcon Punch! |
 | FAILURE - Why the unicorns? Why not the mosquitoes... |
 | MOTIFAKE STAFF MEETING - |
 | CREAM - |