Tagged with: change
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 | LIVING IN CANADA - Sean's house: left-1954, right-2009 It must be nice being able to avoid the rat race. Not to mention the human race. |
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 | MASTER SCUBA DIVER - |
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 | HOW'S THAT CHANGE WORKING FOR YOU - |
 | OBAMA = CHANGE - How's That Workin' For Ya, Dems? |
 | $500K IN STIMULUS BILL - For a DOG PARK in Chula Vista, CA! (Creates 0 jobs) It's just like a mini-Congress. They just walk around sniffing each others' asses and pissing on everything. |
 | DADDY'S BAILOUT - Quit whining! Don't think you earned that 5 bucks allowance just for taking out the trash. Daddy needs his beer! |
 | ANTONYMS - If the opposite of pro is con, what is the opposite of progress? |
 | RATIONALIZATION - It's easier to kill a life if you dehumanize the child. Referring to the baby as a mistake or a punishment is a good start. |
 | CHANGE YOU CAN BELIEVE IN - REDISTRIBUTION OF WEALTH - |
 | CONFIDENCE - The feeling you have before you understand the situation |
 | IDEALISM - Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality, the costs become prohibitive. --William F. Buckley Jr. |
 | $500M IN STIMULUS BILL - For Solar-Powered Water Heaters in Puerto Rico! (Creates 14 jobs) WHAT!? That territory doesn't even pay federal income taxes! |
 | THE ULTIMATE POLITICIAN - "The statesman shears the sheep; the politician skins them." --Austin O-Malley |
 | OBAMA-NATION - Wow, the problems do look different when you see them from the liberal point of view. |
 | $400M IN STIMULUS BILL - To testing for and preventing STDs! I got nothing for this one other than, WTFO? |
 | DEAF OR DISHONEST? - After sitting in Reverend Wright's church for 20 years, President Obama states that he never heard any inflammatory remarks from the pulpit. |
 | $100K IN STIMULUS BILL - For doorbells in Laurel, MS! (Creates 2 jobs) Instead, Congress should stick its finger in its own ass! |
 | LIBERALS - |
 | LIBERALISM - "The modern definition of 'racist' is someone who is winning an argument with a liberal" --Peter Brimelow |
 | JEDI MIND TRICK - Oh! That's how he got elected. Unfortunately, that means that 52% of Americans are weak minded. |
 | LAND OF ENTITLEMENT - Say goodbye to "Big Brother" cause now the government's your Mother! |
 | A MESSAGE TO D.C. - I want you to get up right now and go to the window. Open it, and stick your head out, and yell, "I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!" |
 | RACE CARD - Wow!! His bonus air miles must be off the chart! |
 | BOUNDARY CHANGE - |
 | ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE - |
 | THIS MAN - He spent $700M to get a job that pays only $400K a year, and we're supposed to believe that he has the answers to fix an economic "crisis"??!! |
 | "EMERGENCY" STIMULUS BILL - Sergeant, who the hell let that thing through the gates? Sir, the Democrats and three Republican turn-coats! |
 | CHANGE - |
 | OBAMA'S ECONOMIC PLAN - "Spreading the wealth"? Your plan spreads the hardship, Mr. President |
 | DRILL BABY DRILL! - Watch the gas prices rise, while the Democratic Congress chase pipe-dreams of "green fuels" instead of drilling for oil to help solve our near-term energy problems. |
 | $70M IN STIMULUS BILL - For quit smoking programs! Thanks Mom, but won't that result in tobacco workers and farmers losing their jobs? |
 | STRAIGHT FROM THE HORSE'S MOUTH - "My friends, we live in the greatest nation in the history of the world. I hope you'll join me as we try to change it." --Barack Obama |
 | PSST! - Do me a favor, Joe. SHUT THE HELL UP!! |
 | CHANGE - This is the kind of change we really need |
 | SOO WEE!!! - Here pig, pig, pig! $790B of taxpayers money! |
 | HOPEY CHANGEY THINGY - How's That Working For You So Far? |
 | SLEIGHT OF HAND - The use of skillful tricks and deceptions to produce baffling effects. Like promising change and delivering socialism. |
 | ANOTHER BROKEN PROMISE - "We need earmark reform. And when I'm president, I will go line by line to make sure we're not spending money unwisely." --Barack Obama (He signed the Omnibus with 8,500 bipartisan earmarks) |
 | TIMOTHY GEITHNER - Is anyone else concerned that the guy leading the bank recovery and the IRS always looks like a monkey trying to do Algebra? TIMMAY!! |
 | IDEOLOGY - "He that lives upon hope will die fasting." --Benjamin Franklin |
 | LIBERAL TRUTH #1 - To win, you don't have to stand "for" any values, you merely have to demonize your opponent's values and stand "against" them |
 | THIS MAN - He spent $700M to get a job that pays $400K a year, and he's supposed to "save" us in an economic crisis??!! |
 | THE USUAL SUSPECTS - In one month, these three imprudent politicians spent more of your tax dollars than was spent on both wars in Afghanistan and Iraq over the past 7 years. |
 | GIDDY UP! - Yippee-ki-yay motherfucker! |
 | $1 TRILLION DOLLARS! - Mwahahahaha! Mwahahahaha! Mwahahahaha! Mmmm. |
 | KATIE COURIC - Her feelings for me may have changed, But I still love her just the same! |
 | TIMES CHANGE - Not always for the better, either. |
 | YES. YES, YOU DID! - "I believe in the free market, competition and entrepreneurship, and think no small number of government programs don't work as advertised." --Barack Obama Really? Then explain your policies, sir. |
 | FALSE HOPE - The Liberal motto: "If they can't swallow facts, let them eat fiction." --Rain Bojangles |
 | DELUSIONAL - Sir, that is not a holy light emanating from your presence. That is the economic train wreck you've brought to the American taxpayer. |
 | CHANGE - Because stealing the foldin' money from your back pockets is more efficient than the change in your front pocket! |
 | DEMOCRATS - Corrupt and thin-skinned |
 | PREVARICATOR - "...no pork in the Stimulus Bill" --Barack Obama (if you don't count dog parks, frisbee golf course, STD testing, NASA satellite, ATV trails, doorbells, digital converters, etc...) |
 | CHANGE...... - Is all you'll have left on payday after I'm done with you, Bitches! |
 | GENERATIONAL THEFT - Tax and spend democrats have been replaced by Spend and then tax liberals. Sorry kids. The President just stole your future. |
 | ROLE MODEL? - "I had learned not to care. I blew a few smoke rings, remembering those years. Pot had helped, and booze; maybe a little blow when you could afford it." --Barack Obama |
 | "SHOVEL-READY JOBS" - That's great Mr. President. Now that the illegal day laborers are getting the construction jobs your "stimulus" created, what are you going to do for American citizens? |
 | NATIONAL SECURITY - Wait a minute...I know this one...don't tell me...got it! That was a movie starring Martin Lawrence, right? |
 | KLEPTOCRACY - A govt by those who seek chiefly status and personal gain at the expense of the governed |
 | PASS THROUGH TAX PLAN - He doesn't want us to know that businesses pass taxes to employees & customers CEOs will fire employees and raise prices on everyone Way to look out for Main Street, dummy! |
 | OBAMA GNOMES - They've got a plan to fix the energy crisis! |
 | OBAMANOMICS - "Stimulus" bill...Housing bailout...omnibus bill... Auto industry bailout...TARP II...$3.5T in FY10 budget... Nationalized health care... |
 | B.O.H.I.C.A. - $780B for Stimulus + $75B for Housing + $22B for Autos + approx. $1T for TARP II. Yep, we're screwed! |
 | THE STIMULUS BILL OF 2009 - Nothing ever good happens on Friday the 13th, but this day we all got slashed! |
 | WHAT'S THAT ON THE HORIZON - Millions of taxpayers with torches, pitchforks and tea bags?! Good thing I've got my Secret Service team. Jim? Bill? Hey, where did they go? |
 | OH, I'M NOT A LEADER - ...but I did stay at a Holiday Inn last night. |
 | HISTORY - Lazy, self-entitled Democrats are always on the wrong side of it. |
 | SOCIALISM IS HERE - The Stimulus Bill is the single largest transfer of money from the marketplace to the government in US history... Comrade |
 | ARCHANGEL JEFF - Not called on a lot these days |
 | WELCOME BACK CARTER - A third term of President Bush would be far better than this second term of President Carter. |
 | CHANGE - at the white house |
 | "TO AVOID BEING MISTAKEN FOR A SELLOUT, - I chose my friends carefully. The more politically active black students, the foreign students, the Chicanos, the Marxist professors, and structural feminists." --Barack Obama |
 | HAPPY-GO-LUCKY - I'm glad you're getting a good laugh Mr. President. People are losing their retirement, kids college money, homes & jobs. But, you go and have a good time, sir. |
 | CHANGE! - Yep, socialism is definitely a "change". |
 | CHANGE - |
 | $600M IN STIMULUS BILL - For a "Heritage Trail" in Natchez, MS! (Creates 65 jobs) That's $9,230,769.23 for each employee to... MAKE A DIRT PATH!!?? |
 | TESTIMONIAL - For years I was cheating on my taxes but I got caught, so I called BHO Tax Relief. Not only didn't I pay penalties or interest, but now I run the IRS. Thanks, Barack! |
 | NICE AND EASY - Now, hand over $800B of your tax dollars and we can avoid any "catastrophe" |
 | HOPE - ...left us on January 20, 2009. Now we are just left with this man's audacity. |
 | EXCUSE ME - Does anyone have change for a five? |
 | OPPORTUNISTIC - "Never let a crisis go to waste" -Rahm Emanuel, WH Chief of Staff There's the real plan. Don't try to fix problems, just milk them to pass every socialist policy you can. |
 | MMMMMM! - Your perfume is driving me nuts! Is it Commie Klein? No, it's RED Door. |
 | GLOBAL WARMING PROTESTS - What? The Earth's been cooling for 10 years? And there's a blizzard out there? We're still marching! I already got the permits! |
 | OBAMA LOYALISTS - That explains a lot |
 | VOTER FRAUD - $800K from your campaign fund so ACORN can stuff the ballot boxes for you, Senator. That's not the kind of "change" this country needs. |
 | BIPARTISANSHIP - Liberal definition: Republicans just need to shut the hell up and sign what I put in front of them. |
 | OUR FIRST LADY'S PRIORITY - "Earlier in my college career, there was no doubt in my mind that as a member of the Black community I was somehow obligated...and would utilize all of my present & future resources to benefit this community first & foremost." |
 | CHANGE? - Change? Got change? |
 | IMBECILES - Confusing a Tina Fey joke with a Sarah Palin quote |
 | $1.5M IN STIMULUS BILL - For a prostitute shelter in Dayton, OH! (Creates 0 jobs) Wait a minute...if they're in the shelter, then they are out of work too. |
 | PRESIDENT OBAMA - "I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money" --Will Rogers |
 | "CHANGE" - We are definitely getting our share of it. (Translation: Socialism or Death) |
 | SOCIALIST POLICIES - "Money is not the only answer, but it makes a difference." --Barack Obama Mr. President, can we please see one of your other answers now? |
 | TRACK RECORD - "A past performance often taken as an indicator of likely future performance" Keep the "change" |
 | T. E. A. - TAXED ENOUGH ALREADY! |
 | APPEASER - All talk and no action No wonder our enemies want him to be President |
 | LIBERALISM - "Failure is not a single, cataclysmic event. You don't fail overnight. Instead, failure is a few errors in judgement, repeated every day." -- Jim Rohn |
 | OBEDIENCE SCHOOL - The most effective way to get elected |
 | HOPE AND CHANGE - "Our major obligation is not to mistake slogans for solutions." -- Edward R. Morrow Oops! Too late. |
 | SOCIALIST - Taking the hard earned money of others and giving it to underachievers |
 | FASCISM - A political movement that exalts nation above the individual and that stands for a centralized autocratic govt headed by a dictatorial leader. Or, Change We Can Believe In! |
 | LIBERAL RUSE - Ha Ha! Fooled you! |
 | OBAMARX - Democracy is the road to socialism ~Karl Marx ...or in this case, Democrats are. |
 | OBAMA'S GREATEST FEAR - Meeting with brutal dictators, no problem. Talking with news that ask tough questions, NO WAY! |
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 | PROOF OF CLIMATE CHANGE - Playboy proving the effects of Global Warming over the past 30 years. 1976-2006 |
 | SILVER LINING - I just found mine! |
 | PRESIDENT OBAMA??? - Might as well "Change" the country's name to USSA (United Socialist States of America) |
 | I VOTED FOR CHANGE - Now that's all I have left. |
 | CHANGE - So, how's that working for you? |
 | LIBERAL TRUTH #2 - Responsibility and Accountability are for suckers! Always blame the guys on the other side of the aisle. |
 | CHANGE - Its coming and you'd better not complain |
 | CHANGE - election's over, where's my free shit? Oh yeah, I'm white. |
 | OPTIMUS PRIME - For President! The 2012 Election is going to be a little different |
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 | CHANGE - Because that's all you'll have left when I'm done... |
 | NOPE - I don't think we gettin' our pizza in 30 minutes. |
 | HOPE & CHANGE - Is starting to look pretty good. |
 | $9.3 TRILLION - The projected deficit calculated for 2010-2019 by the Congressional Budget Office based on Obama's proposals. Source: http://www.cbo.gov/ |
 | 404 NOT FOUND!!!!! - Phew, Just a broken link Almost got the rope and wobbly chair out Guess I'll live to fight another day. |
 | HERE'S THE CHANGE YOU CAN BELIEVE IN - |
 | CHANGE - She will need to change her drawers when she sees the dude behind her. |
 | CHANGE - |
 | CHANGE? - Hell no! Just a bit more of the same shite! |
 | NAME CHANGES - Some are still inappropriate |
 | WINDS OF CHANGE - Change can bring exciting new opportunities; however, it can also destroy all you hold dear. |
 | KEEP THE CHANGE - |
 | CHANGE OF ADDRESS - ORENTHAL J. SIMPSON #1027820 1200 PRISON RD LOVELOCK NV 89419-5110 |
 | FAITH - |
 | SUICIDE - |
 | NAME CHANGE - |
 | CHANGE - If you vote for him, that's all you'll have. |
 | AFTER YEARS OF CHANGES - |
 | I HOPE BY THE TIME OBAMA IS DONE WE ALL HAVE SOME CHANGE LEFT - |
 | CHANGE - Anyone got a dime, I'd like to park my dick for 20 minutes |
 | CHANGED HIS MIND - He said He'd be back in ONE Millennium. It's been TWO. He obviously doesn't like you anymore. |
 | Kidsexchange - |
 | CHANGE - What will be left in your wallet when the Democrats tax us to death |
 | CHANGE - When claiming to have visited 50 states just isn't impressive enough. |
 | OBAMA 2008: CHANGE YOU CAN BELIEVE IN - This is what will be left over from your paycheck after taxes. |
 | CHANGES - Can't win for loosing |
 | IT'S TIME FOR REAL CHANGE - Write-in Gummi for President |
 | Sure, Times Change - |
 | CHANGE - Not Always A Good Thing |
 | SEX CHANGE - i guess when you go from 19 to 20 you become a chick |
 | CHANGE - Three lines isn't enough to hold the amount of win in this picture. |
 | Change - |
 | CHANGES - Lots has changed since Zappa's Bobby Brown |
 | CH-CH-CH-CHANGES - The Future Looks Bright...Don't Worry Be Happy! |
 | CHANGE - Not always a good thing |
 | CHANGE - Abe is watching you rifle through his old couch looking for coins. |
 | CHANGE - You'd Better Believe It And Not All Change Is Good Especially With A Socialist In The Oval |
 | CHANGE - Is coming to America |
 | JUST LIKE CHE - this is the wrong type of change |