Query tags with term: child
TRANQUILIZER DARTS - When time outs aren't doing the trick.
C H I L D R E N - You spend the first year of their lives telling them to stand up and talk and the following 17 years telling them to sit down and shut up.
MILITARY BRATS -
DEAR CHILDREN - When you look under your bed, what exactly are you planning to do when you find me ?
HOW BABIES ARE MADE -
PRIDE AND JOY - Hey kiddo....pull my finger.
CHILDREN - The worst kind of STD
A SHORT SKIRT IS NOT ALWAYS ENOUGH - to get a boy's attention
A HAPPY CHILDHOOD - ... The Worst Possible Preparation For Life ...
IT SCARES ME THAT I WANT KIDS SOMEDAY -
MAURY CHRISTMAS - Joseph...when it comes to the newborn baby Jesus... you are NOT the Father!
FATHER I AM -
CHILDREN - You will guide them. You will teach them right from wrong. Try not to screw it up.
CREEPY NEIGHBORS - The reason doors have locks.
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES, - IT'S BRAD AND ANGELINA!!
STAY CLASSY - IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT YOUR PARENTS DRESS YOU.
HELL IS FOR CHILDREN - Because it's just like Disney World! It's really hot, the lines never end, and all you hear is people screaming.
ON THE NOSE -
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