Query tags with term: children
TRANQUILIZER DARTS - When time outs aren't doing the trick.
C H I L D R E N - You spend the first year of their lives telling them to stand up and talk and the following 17 years telling them to sit down and shut up.
A SHORT SKIRT IS NOT ALWAYS ENOUGH - to get a boy's attention
IT SCARES ME THAT I WANT KIDS SOMEDAY -
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES, - IT'S BRAD AND ANGELINA!!
MORE CHILDREN -
CHILDREN - While we try to teach our children all about life, they teach us what life is all about
THE TRUTH - “I love you, and because I love you, I would sooner have you hate me for telling you the truth than adore me for telling you lies.” - Pietro Aretino
LEGO - Nothing says creativity quite like Lego. And they aren't necessarily talking about your kid.
IN TODAY'S HEADLINES -
CHILDREN - When left to their own devises, become pure evil creatures They will smile and watch you die.
THE AGE OF INNOCENCE -
ALL IN THE FAMILY -
DISAPPOINTMENT - It's to a noble soul is what cold water is to burning metal; it strengthens, tempers, intensifies, but never destroys it.
PARENTHOOD - The best years of your life
Famous Last Words -
nonsensical nonsense #9 -
DEAD RINGERS -
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