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TRANQUILIZER DARTS - When time outs aren't doing the trick.




C H I L D R E N - You spend the first year of their lives telling them to stand up and talk and the following 17 years telling them to sit down and shut up.




MILITARY BRATS -




DEAR CHILDREN - When you look under your bed, what exactly are you planning to do when you find me ?




IT SCARES ME THAT I WANT KIDS SOMEDAY -




A SHORT SKIRT IS NOT ALWAYS ENOUGH - to get a boy's attention




RUN FOR YOUR LIVES, - IT'S BRAD AND ANGELINA!!




MORE CHILDREN -




ALL DOGS GO TO HEAVEN -




CHILDREN - While we try to teach our children all about life, they teach us what life is all about




GOING STIR CRAZY -




CHILDREN - You will guide them. You will teach them right from wrong. Try not to screw it up.




HELL IS FOR CHILDREN - Because it's just like Disney World! It's really hot, the lines never end, and all you hear is people screaming.




ON THE NOSE -




THE TRUTH - “I love you, and because I love you, I would sooner have you hate me for telling you the truth than adore me for telling you lies.” - Pietro Aretino




MUSTACHE EPIEMIC -




DRINK YOUR BEER BOY - There's sober children in Somalia ...




CHILDREN - Much tastier than Big Macs




COOLING OFF EH -




SLOW CHILDREN - You still can't hunt them




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