Query tags with term: children
TRANQUILIZER DARTS - When time outs aren't doing the trick.
C H I L D R E N - You spend the first year of their lives telling them to stand up and talk and the following 17 years telling them to sit down and shut up.
MILITARY BRATS -
DEAR CHILDREN - When you look under your bed, what exactly are you planning to do when you find me ?
IT SCARES ME THAT I WANT KIDS SOMEDAY -
A SHORT SKIRT IS NOT ALWAYS ENOUGH - to get a boy's attention
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES, - IT'S BRAD AND ANGELINA!!
MORE CHILDREN -
ALL DOGS GO TO HEAVEN -
CHILDREN - While we try to teach our children all about life, they teach us what life is all about
GOING STIR CRAZY -
CHILDREN - You will guide them. You will teach them right from wrong. Try not to screw it up.
HELL IS FOR CHILDREN - Because it's just like Disney World! It's really hot, the lines never end, and all you hear is people screaming.
ON THE NOSE -
THE TRUTH - “I love you, and because I love you, I would sooner have you hate me for telling you the truth than adore me for telling you lies.” - Pietro Aretino
MUSTACHE EPIEMIC -
DRINK YOUR BEER BOY - There's sober children in Somalia ...
CHILDREN - Much tastier than Big Macs
COOLING OFF EH -
SLOW CHILDREN - You still can't hunt them
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