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TRANQUILIZER DARTS - When time outs aren't doing the trick.




C H I L D R E N - You spend the first year of their lives telling them to stand up and talk and the following 17 years telling them to sit down and shut up.




DEAR CHILDREN - When you look under your bed, what exactly are you planning to do when you find me ?




A SHORT SKIRT IS NOT ALWAYS ENOUGH - to get a boy's attention




IT SCARES ME THAT I WANT KIDS SOMEDAY -




SPACE CHILDREN - It's sad when they get deported.




RUN FOR YOUR LIVES, - IT'S BRAD AND ANGELINA!!




MORE CHILDREN -




CHILDREN - While we try to teach our children all about life, they teach us what life is all about




GOING STIR CRAZY -




THE TRUTH - “I love you, and because I love you, I would sooner have you hate me for telling you the truth than adore me for telling you lies.” - Pietro Aretino




KITTENS - They called me and said they had found kittens. Ahhh... my girls, so innocent. Unfortunately, they are also so ignorant. But not for much longer.




SANTA CLAUS - "It's too bad you saw me, Timmy. Now I have to kill you."




LEGO - Nothing says creativity quite like Lego. And they aren't necessarily talking about your kid.




IN TODAY'S HEADLINES -




CHILDREN - When left to their own devises, become pure evil creatures They will smile and watch you die.




SLIDING - Doing it gracefully is for sissies!!!




C H I L D R E N - If we're not careful, who will fund our Social Security?




MADAM... -




CHILDREN - All in all Your just another brick.....




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