Query tags with term: children
TRANQUILIZER DARTS - When time outs aren't doing the trick.
C H I L D R E N - You spend the first year of their lives telling them to stand up and talk and the following 17 years telling them to sit down and shut up.
DEAR CHILDREN - When you look under your bed, what exactly are you planning to do when you find me ?
A SHORT SKIRT IS NOT ALWAYS ENOUGH - to get a boy's attention
IT SCARES ME THAT I WANT KIDS SOMEDAY -
SPACE CHILDREN - It's sad when they get deported.
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES, - IT'S BRAD AND ANGELINA!!
MORE CHILDREN -
CHILDREN - While we try to teach our children all about life, they teach us what life is all about
GOING STIR CRAZY -
THE TRUTH - “I love you, and because I love you, I would sooner have you hate me for telling you the truth than adore me for telling you lies.” - Pietro Aretino
KITTENS - They called me and said they had found kittens. Ahhh... my girls, so innocent. Unfortunately, they are also so ignorant. But not for much longer.
SANTA CLAUS - "It's too bad you saw me, Timmy. Now I have to kill you."
LEGO - Nothing says creativity quite like Lego. And they aren't necessarily talking about your kid.
IN TODAY'S HEADLINES -
CHILDREN - When left to their own devises, become pure evil creatures They will smile and watch you die.
SLIDING - Doing it gracefully is for sissies!!!
C H I L D R E N - If we're not careful, who will fund our Social Security?
CHILDREN - All in all Your just another brick.....
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