Tagged with: children
 | MORE CHILDREN - |
 | BAD JOKES - |
 | YOUTH - A history too rich Can make a child too old |
 | CHILDHOOD - |
 | CHILDHOOD - |
 | MILITARY BRATS - |
 | ON THE NOSE - |
 | TRANQUILIZER DARTS - When time outs aren't doing the trick. |
 | DISCIPLINE - Parents who are afraid to put their foot down usually have children who step on their toes |
 | DEAR CHILDREN - When you look under your bed, what exactly are you planning to do when you find me ? |
 | LUNCH - There, but for two inches of plexiglass, it is. |
 | ROMANCE - |
 | THE TRUTH - “I love you, and because I love you, I would sooner have you hate me for telling you the truth than adore me for telling you lies.” - Pietro Aretino |
 | CHILDREN - |
 | EXTREMES - Among redheaded step-children, most males aren't loved enough, but most females are probably loved too much |
 | HELL IS FOR CHILDREN - Because it's just like Disney World! It's really hot, the lines never end, and all you hear is people screaming. |
 | DRINK YOUR BEER BOY - There's sober children in Somalia ... |
 | CHILDREN - |
 | DOUBLE BLESSING - 7 year old pony party. $270. Your ex-wife having to pick pony poop up out of her yard the next week. PRICELESS |
 | A SHORT SKIRT IS NOT ALWAYS ENOUGH - to get a boy's attention |
| PREV PAGE | NEXT PAGE |