Tagged with: christ
 | FINE DINING - Even in ancient times they took it too far |
 | LEVELING - |
 | MERRY CHRISTMAS - |
 | HOLIDAY DECORATIONS - |
 | CHRISTMAS - |
 | CHRISTMAS - |
 | FOR JUST PENNIES A DAY - |
 | JESUS CHRIST - |
 | SANTA - |
 | HALLOWEEN - |
 | CHRISTMAS EVE - |
 | CHRISTIANITY - |
 | LET HE WHO IS WITHOUT SIN - Kick the first ass! |
 | SEAN’S T-SHIRTS - |
 | CHRISTMAS HINTS - |
 | J.H. CHRIST - |
 | CHRISTIANITY - It's true cuz we can't find his bones |
 | CHRISTIANITY - |
 | JESUS CHRIST - |
 | SISTER MARY JANE - |
 | THE ANTICHRIST - |
 | CHRISTMAS MUSIC - |
 | CHRISTOPHER WALKEN - Likes The Way You Jack!! |
 | HYPOCRISY - No one does it better than christians |
 | THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS - |
 | CHRISTMAS - Somehow I don't think Santa will be visiting me this year |
 | OPTIONS - Sometimes they are limited |
 | CHRISTMAS SUCKS - |
 | CHRISTMAS TREE ADVISORY - |
 | MY FATHER - |
 | RULE 63 JESUS - |
 | THE CONTINENTAL - Say "hello" if you see him on aisle 4.TAGS: christopher walken the continental saturday night live snl Rating: 3.29/5 More motifakes by Jmac0585 |
 | CHRISTMAS HUMBUG - |
 | CLASSICAL CONDITIONING - |
 | JESUS H. CHRIST... - ...makes a great stocking stuffer! (Some assembly required.) |
 | BORN-AGAIN CHRISTIANS - |
 | RELIGIOUS OR POLITICAL POSTERS - Your rating will be about 2.8 (unless it's really witty), 55% of the comments will be against you (regardless of your affiliation), and 85% will bemoan it's very existence. So, don't bother. |
 | CHRISTIANS - |
 | CHRISTMAS - without you |
 | CHRISTMAS ANIME - Get a LIFE , Geekboy! I'm sorry...just clean up your mess...ok? |
 | RELIGION - I'M RIGHT! YOU'RE WRONG! LA! LA! LA! I CAN'T HEAR YOU! |
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 | KWANZAA - Bringing Racism to Christmas Since 1966 |
 | OCTOBER 30, 2009 - The night Christmas came early on MotiFake. Along with every guy watching the comments section. |
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 | CHRISTIANITY DOGMA - |
 | JESUS CHRIST DUDE - |
 | MERRY CHRISTMAS - "Someone *was* in the pod. The tracks go off in this direction." "Look, sir: Reindeer."TAGS: star wars christmas xmas doris stormtrooper Rating: 3.08/5 More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front |
 | CHRISTIANITY - This describes it best. |
 | Applied Christian Logic - |
 | YOUR HOT CHRISTMAS DATE - Don't forget to bring a paper bag |
 | ABSTINENCE - ONLY 99.99% EFFECTIVE |
 | CHRISTIANS - |
 | FACEPALM - What Jesus is doing in heaven when looking at Christianity. Epic Fail. |
 | CHRISTMAS MORNING FUTURE - I hate to think what that will look like |
 | SALLY STRUTHERS HERE - |
 | MRS. CLAUS - Mcfarlane gives new meaning to "Ho Ho Ho" or is that too obvious? |
 | CHRISTMAS PICTURE - Nothing says Season's Greetings like a family portrait |
 | LLOYD CHRISTMAS - |
 | PISSING OFF CHRISTIANS - Because they usually deserve it |
 | "JESUS CHRIST" - It's all a fairy tale! He never existed and he's not coming back! Get over it and grow up! |
 | I FUCKING HATE CHRISTMAS - who ever invented it should be nailed to a cross |
 | MY CHRISTMAS HO - She brings the blow in more ways than one |
 | PROJECTION - |
 | CHRISTIANS - |
 | CHRISTMAS - It's not for everyone. |
 | CHRISTINA APPLEGATE - Used to have a perfect rack. RIP Kelly Bundy's boobs |
 | HELL - The Bogeyman For Brainwashed Adults |
 | CHRISTIANITY - We did our killing so long ago people forgot already. |
 | Fossils - |
 | CHRISTINA: OLD SCHOOL - This is when she was more sexy. |
 | CREATIONISM - Finally explained! |
 | JESUS CHRIST - it's awesom-o |
 | HEAVEN - Full of Severed Baby Heads |
 | HAPPY HOLIDAYS - from Lenny, Carl, Dave, Melvin, and Sol |
 | CHRISTA MCAULIFFE - "What does this button do?" |
 | The Bible - |
 | CHRISTMAS RE-GIFTING - Number One Candidate for 2009 |
 | JESUS CHRIST - Not only has He returned, He's been causing boat accidents! |
 | LEAVE BOOZE FOR SANTA - He's making a list, checking it twice. The drunker he gets, the more you look nice! |
 | CHRISTIANITY - Peace Love Acceptance |
 | THE 2ND AMENDMENT - It's what Christmas is all about. |
 | CHRISTIANS - Who's first? |
 | BOLTS - |
 | ZEUS - Weak-minded people once fervently insisted he was real too. |
 | YOUNG CELEBS - |
 | PROOF OF CREATIONISM? - A Banana Fits in Your Hand But it Also Fits in Your Ass |
 | CHRISTMAS DINNER - I'll have two brunettes and a redhead ...thank you! |
 | CHRISTMAS ORGIES - |
 | 1+1=4 - Consistent With the Rest of Christian Logic |
 | CHRISTIANITY - Its why your not living on the moon |
 | SUPER MEGA DEATH CHRIST 2000 - Believe... OR DIE!!! |
 | CHRISTMAS DINNER - None for you. |
 | PIRATE JESUS - Why kill it with a poor attempt at humor? |
 | CHRISTMAS TREES - It's so hard to pick the right one |
 | THE GOOD LORD GAVE US GUNS - To protect us from the dinosaurs... and the homosexualsTAGS: dinos guns homos jesus god christ religion christianity Rating: 2.73/5 More motifakes by moonunit41 |
 | Christianity explained - |
 | RETARDED CHRISTIANS - Dont get me started |
 | Christmas Trees - |
 | PREGNANCY - NATURE'S BOOB JOB |
 | PREGNANT BELLY DISPLAYS - No matter how you dress them up, they are never attractive. (or appreciated) |
 | O.J. SIMPSON - He seems harmless to me |
 | HELL - Silly Christians Myths Are For Kids |
 | CHRIST - The ultimate sacrifice. |
 | DARK AGES - |
 | EASTER VS CHRISTMAS!!!! - Jesus's birth or death? Which holiday has the best candy? This is the battle of the century...place your bets now |
 | CHRISTIANS - Speak For Themselves |
 | CHRISTIAN FUNDAMENTALISTS - Giving Christians everywhere a bad name. Go die in a fire. |
 | WHITE CHRISTMAS - Here's wishing you one. |
 | AWWWWW - It's an old-fashioned Ninja Christmas! |
 | CHRISTIANITY - has now reached a galaxy far far away |
 | LIFE SPOILER - Jesus isn't real. |
 | CHRISTMAS GIVING - Because it takes a lot of cash to get back to Middle Earth |
 | ATHEISM - Checkmate |
 | THIS WATCH... - Has been up somebody's ass for 5 years.TAGS: pulp fiction watch captain koons christopher walken Rating: 2.58/5 More motifakes by someone_else |
 | JESUS CHRIST - He made the ultimate sacrifice. |
 | CHRISTIANS - Because what else do they have to do all day besides milk donations, molest children, and pray to a pair of attached sticks? |
 | JUNKIE CHRIST - Every time you do drugs, he does too.... |
 | THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT - Halmark and Walmart expect you to do your part. The real gift is in the giving... us all your money. |
 | CHRISTMAS - Christmas, Christmas time is near Time for toys and time for cheer... |
 | OBAMA CHRIST - well in all fairness Jesus didn't have a birth certificate either |
 | JAPANESE CHRISTMAS - Traditional? No, but she is cute |
 | JESUS CHRIST - I'm Blind. |
 | LOVE, HATE - Same thing. Jesus wins. |
 | THE ANSWER - the crew forgot to put up the "stars" in the studio the day they shot that at area 51. |
 | IF CHRISTIANS ARE RIGHT - Why do only 1/3 of "His" children know it? |
 | Condoms - |
 | TIJUANA CHRISTMAS - |
 | THE RETURN OF... - ..Christ! What is that thing! |
 | MODERN TYRANTS - At least Hitler was literate. |
 | HONESTY - |
 | CHRISTMAS - All I wanted was a hummer with chrome so my wife got me a hooker with braces |
 | THE KORAN - Because the Bible is only one ply! |
 | HAPPY CHRISTMAS (WAR IS OVER) - War is over If you want it-John Lennon |
 | JESUS - He probably rode dinosaurs. |
 | CHRISTIAN SLATER - Banned from Canada |
 | DIVERSITY - The Spice of Life! |
 | JESUS CHRIST - Who knew he lived in a Kit Kat bar? |
 | LET HIM COME - We'll just kill him again. |
 | CHRISTIANITY - How it should be told. |
 | CHRISTIANITY - Refuge of the truly insane. |
 | CHRISTMAS - Oh Fuck It |
 | DIRTY SANTA - Naughty or nice? Well,to tell you the truth,in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. You've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk? |
 | Rickets -TAGS: jesus god stupid indoctrination creationists atheist christian scientists religion catholic church baptist westboro Rating: 2.38/5 More motifakes by g |
 | JESUS CHRIST - Timmy, he's about to bitch slap your ass! |
 | CHRISTIANS - In accordance with rule 34, show me some God-porn and MAYBE I'll contemplate his existence. |
 | PATHOLOGICAL IGNORANCE - The Best Way to Get People On Your Side Is To Attack Everything About Them |
 | MERRY CHRISTMAS - And a happy FUCK YOU! |
 | JESUS CHRIST - Superstar |
 | CLINT EASTWOOD IS A PUSSY - |
 | Samaritan's Purse - |
 | CHOICES - Athiest | Christian You choose. |
 | INSANITY - Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result... Or, Arguing anything that has to do with faith or religion on motifake.comTAGS: barak obama socialist socialism democrat republican politics pelosi religion faith christianity athiest athiesm Rating: 2.33/5 More motifakes by Jmac0585 |
 | IF SHE WAS A HATER - I'd fuck her |
 | OUTSOURCING - Is nothing sacred??? |
 | CHRISTINA AGUILERA - Even Her Tits Look Small Around Them |
 | AH, CHRISTMAS! - Some kids have figured it out... |
 | CHRISTIANS - Not what Jesus wanted |
 | IDENTIFICATION FAIL - you are not in india |
 | CHRISTIAN - He knows you well, after all. |