Query tags with term: ck
CLINT EASTWOOD - The Boogie Man may check his closet for Chuck Norris, but Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Clint Eastwood.
M o n s t e r s -
OPTIMISM - when the zombie apocalypse finally happens I'm going straight to the graveyard to play the best game of whack-a-mole ever.
FANTASY FOOTBALL -
POOR BUBBA -
IF WORLD WAR ONE WAS A BAR FIGHT -
THE NUTCRACKER - Toy soldiers battle the rats, you uncultured swine
REDNECK MURDERS - Usually go unsolved because 1. There are no dental records 2. All the DNA matches
FIRE ALARM - When it starts popping, time to get hopping.
YOUR MISSION - Should you choose to accept it
ROCKABILLY-THE PLACE WHERE AGEING GOTHS AND PUNKS GO TO RETIRE AND DIE. -
REDNECK MURDERS - Are hard to solve because all the DNA matches and there are no dental records .
DICK CLARK HAS DIED. - WE CAN NO LONGER RING IN THE NEW YEAR ... WELL PLAYED MAYANS, WELL PLAYED !
UNDERWORLD - It's like Twilight but with hot chicks and a story..
DUCKFACE - The ugly truth
GETTING OLD - I remember the words to every song from the 80's, but I forgot why I came into this room.
VERDECKT - THE MAGNIFICENT! Heaven has no brighter star
U-TURN - A delicate piece of driving, requiring precision control over your vehicle, and probably not a maneuver to try in a semi.., ahh.., sh...!!
MONTREAL CANADIANS - I don't care how good you are, everyone still hates you
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