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CLINT EASTWOOD - The Boogie Man may check his closet for Chuck Norris, but Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Clint Eastwood.




M o n s t e r s -




FANTASY FOOTBALL -




POOR BUBBA -


TAGS: bubba lucky ugly girl hairy
Rating: 2.7/5


IF WORLD WAR ONE WAS A BAR FIGHT -




THE NUTCRACKER - Toy soldiers battle the rats, you uncultured swine




FIRE ALARM - When it starts popping, time to get hopping.




FRIENDS -




REDNECK MURDERS - Are hard to solve because all the DNA matches and there are no dental records .




YOUR MISSION - Should you choose to accept it




DICK CLARK HAS DIED. - WE CAN NO LONGER RING IN THE NEW YEAR ... WELL PLAYED MAYANS, WELL PLAYED !




UNDERWORLD - It's like Twilight but with hot chicks and a story..




DUCKFACE - The ugly truth




HAPPY MONDAY -




GETTING OLD - I remember the words to every song from the 80's, but I forgot why I came into this room.


TAGS: aging sucks
Rating: 4.64/5

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ROCKABILLY-THE PLACE WHERE AGEING GOTHS AND PUNKS GO TO RETIRE AND DIE. -




VERDECKT - THE MAGNIFICENT! Heaven has no brighter star




DON'T LIKE COPS - Next time you are in trouble, try calling a crackhead ...




REDNECK MURDERS - Usually go unsolved because 1. There are no dental records 2. All the DNA matches




BACON LIMERICK ~ - There once was a sandwich with mayo ~ and lettuce and bright red tomato. Though tasty and fine ~ it was missing some swine, with bacon it made me say, “Hey-O!”




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