Over 102978

Control Demotivational Poster

GUN CONTROL - Your next-door neighbor disagrees and he wants you to know it.

TAGS: www www www www
Rating: 4.51/5

More motifakes by suzieq

EmilioDumphque - January 24, 2012, 7:44 pm
If burglars are after guns, they'll know which house to break into.
maoworks2 - January 15, 2012, 2:43 pm
All It's For Is Info Grab.

REDNECKS - You may laugh at them... But they are the best at finding simple solutions To complex problems

TAGS: www www www www
Rating: 4.21/5

More motifakes by Sillymike

ICEMAN - July 6, 2010, 10:22 pm
You sillymike you. What are you doing crashing our 4th of July block party?
Reality Lord - July 6, 2010, 9:37 pm

didn't i see these guys in that movie "the Road"?


TAGS: www www www www www
Rating: 3.1/5

More motifakes by Porcelina

agdaniele - September 5, 2009, 12:22 am
(and rheumatoid arthritis)
faulty switch - September 5, 2009, 12:14 am
this is funny. my friend that immigrated from iraq could tare this "gangsta" up. hes taken more gun fire than this kid has taken in his video games. just a chump with 17 dollars.
agdaniele - July 27, 2009, 7:27 pm
Y'all just don't know how hard it is to make bank yo, when da food court iz crips territory.
Porcelina - July 27, 2009, 7:25 pm
You could call it that, it's obvious copypasta
MO - July 27, 2009, 7:18 pm
I'm going with sarcasm then. wut wut!!
Porcelina - July 27, 2009, 7:13 pm
ah, i didn't know it was on here already. should have checked.
MO - July 27, 2009, 7:11 pm
*copypasta........WTF? Now I'm confused. I thought you were one of the good girls.....? Sarcasm... hopefully?


TAGS: www www www
Rating: 4.15/5

More motifakes by steve1961


TAGS: www www
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by Bull

deathgod753 - March 28, 2011, 8:22 am
kill that b**** nig
agdaniele - March 24, 2011, 12:42 am
This has been used... in similar fashion. But what I liked was the closing line. You took predictability, and stacked unny onto it. Well played.


TAGS: www www www www www
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by djrcreative

Hinoron - December 5, 2015, 10:12 pm
Nine yards long of ammo-belts, MP? (looks at the mount of shells) yeah, probably pretty close to that.
MPsniper - January 27, 2012, 5:07 am
the whole nine yards

Bacon Flavored -

TAGS: www www www www www
Rating: 3.73/5

More motifakes by Ism

OSA - July 1, 2014, 4:56 am
Zeitguy - July 1, 2014, 1:26 am
I would like it as an extra topping on a Papa Johns stuffed crust pizza.
MissPriss - July 1, 2014, 1:14 am
OMG! Not sure what's more 5L scarier...bacon flavoured bubblegum or the thought of me trying to use a condom!


TAGS: www www www
Rating: 3.39/5

More motifakes by Current Resident

fascistfrenchman - June 12, 2010, 5:01 am
Welcome to Texas, where you get a free pistol with every bottle of Jack.
Mark - April 1, 2009, 2:46 pm
In to what? Girls? You bet I am.
weker - April 1, 2009, 2:22 pm
f*** no she's a tramp btw if your into that stuff then I hope your aids hurts
Mark - April 1, 2009, 2:20 pm
And this is what weker would see if he ever went to Oklahoma and asked a real live girl to dance.

UNPREPARED - This guy is not.

TAGS: www www www www www www www www www
Rating: 2.79/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

reason - September 23, 2009, 5:21 pm
dude this is a WWII museum. almost all these guns are from that era. mostly american a few german mp44s i think.
Mark - May 18, 2009, 6:31 pm
Freddie - Originally this picture appeared right after Charleton Heston's death and was purported to be his collection. That was later proven to be a hoax.
Fatty - May 18, 2009, 4:49 pm
Do you mean your BOOM closet?
LogicDude - May 18, 2009, 10:57 am
Leave town for one week and pics of my Bunker get published...luckily this is just the broom closet.
FearlessFreddie - May 16, 2009, 4:31 pm
That ph**o was taken in Charlton Heston's basement.
Mark - May 15, 2009, 6:22 pm
My guess is that with this big of an investment, this guy has cases of ammo for each and every piece in his collection. He's my hero.
Jmac0585 - May 15, 2009, 6:16 pm
What do you think is in all the drawers? Handguns?! Wait a sec... Hmmmmmm...
Mark - May 15, 2009, 5:48 pm
Yes Jmac...this is the one I was thinking of too. The preparedness of this individual also hinges on another factor. Ammo. You got my 5.

911 WHAT'S YOUR EMERGENCY? - Caller: My husband can't find the remote control to the TV and he just... Operator: Calm down, what brand was it?

COPY & PASTE - Ctrl+Alt Twins


TAGS: www www www www www www www www www www
Rating: 3.52/5

More motifakes by giulio

StephanieTash - October 14, 2010, 7:04 am
ha ha!! research paper help
Reason - October 22, 2009, 4:33 pm
clint eastwood. This is the face of death

20/20 HINDSIGHT - Rerun still regrets the night he demonstrated the Chicken Dance at the bar mitzvah

TAGS: www www www
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by Airman


TAGS: www www www www www www www www www www
Rating: 3.58/5

More motifakes by giulio

Treehodger - February 4, 2010, 4:11 pm
Should I ever make the mistake of getting married, I am wearing that on the day. 5 lynched lions.


TAGS: www www www www
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by Airman


TAGS: www www www www www www www www www www www www www
Rating: 4.3/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Bartimaeus - April 9, 2010, 6:24 am
Don't be ashamed. lol You, my friend, are part of the topic demographic; count yourself among the nerdy...but not quite THAT nerdy. It's not bad to understand these things. Just don't fear women, or hide from the sunlight.
Hasbunmb - April 8, 2010, 10:01 am
LOL, I hate that I understood that....

PONG - It's hard to believe this is what started it all, and that they called it a VIDEO game. Now you could use it to punish your kids.

TAGS: www www www www www www www www www www www www www www www www www www www www www www www www www www www www www www www www www
Rating: 4.28/5

More motifakes by spacedog

Treehodger - January 5, 2010, 3:26 am
Too bad this was not the first videogame. My friend is in College to become a Game Designer and he says that apparently the first game was invented by two Military guys who were bored. It had a small "Tank" that sh** at blocks, much like Space Invaders.
CANADA - December 13, 2009, 10:40 pm
A little BC skunks can make anything fun! 5 Lions Space!
Skarrde - December 12, 2009, 10:56 pm
Oh yea! old games rock!
Bartimaeus - December 12, 2009, 6:14 pm
Those classic games can bring hours of injoyment. Aren't they grand?
GreyScorpion - December 12, 2009, 5:59 pm
OMFG!Skarrde I am so lyke that two!! Pong rocks! I injoy space invaders two. How bout you?
Skarrde - December 12, 2009, 3:34 am
not me! I would injoy it to much!

manipulation -

TAGS: www www www www
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by chickenlittle

maoworks2 - June 9, 2014, 1:49 pm
Good Old Fearless Leader, You Got It Right George With This Clown .
chickenlittle - June 8, 2014, 3:22 pm
Thanks RL!
Reality Lord - June 8, 2014, 11:24 am

love it

ARMED SOCCER MOM - They will not play possum They will not compromise the safety of their child

TAGS: www www www www
Rating: 3.33/5
yeodawg@hotmail.com - November 18, 2009, 11:30 am
Again no name, they'd legalise weed if it weren't 4 the hippies advocating it. She'll probably end-up shooting another soccer-mom over a parking space at the amll.
DreMagnum - November 16, 2009, 10:48 pm
this poster is retarded (is that a better end?)
agdaniele - November 16, 2009, 10:42 pm
I was worried about that being the last comment... thanks!
Produceman117 - November 16, 2009, 10:37 pm
So here I am looking at the latest comments, and without looking down to see Sean's previous comment, I see Aggy saying "I like it... I like it a lot!" Then I clicked on the poster. Then I was confused. Then I read Sean's. Then I LOLd.
agdaniele - November 16, 2009, 10:33 pm
I like it.... I like it a lot!
Sean - November 16, 2009, 10:31 pm
Hey, let's have a website where you can vote on the goddam advertisements. Humor is too hard to do anyways.
agdaniele - November 16, 2009, 10:17 pm
More importantly, why is it above 2L?
Sean - November 16, 2009, 10:16 pm
How the hell is this a demotivational poster? I'm not anti-gun, but why is this on this site?
Derek - November 16, 2009, 9:21 pm
Nothing to do with this then: http://www.cnsnews.com/news/article/55164

GUN CONTROL - This is the only gun you'll need, once my domestic police force eliminates all crime (and opposition to my eventual world domination).

TAGS: www www www www www www www www www
Rating: 3.25/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

Sean - September 26, 2009, 10:14 pm
Yeah gun control. THAT'S what he's talking about there, GUN CONTROL. I mean why would he be talking about me. That just makes no sense. *looks around nervously*

AMERICAN GUN CONTROL - The Ability To Hit The Target Multiple Times Whether It Is Human Or Not

TAGS: www www www www www
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by SethMythrax

steve1961 - December 16, 2012, 12:05 am
LOL Trust me, there are some things better to not know...
Pj3r - December 15, 2012, 10:35 am
Wouldn't a Twinkie firing gun be useless in a couple of weeks? I'd go for Skittles, or M&M's. Maybe a Mars bar. Also, who is Pengen?
steve1961 - December 15, 2012, 2:19 am
Don't feel bad...I ridicule people even without typos. Have you met Pengen? btw Well done on the explanation...but I would have said it fired Twinkies ;)
Pj3r - December 14, 2012, 4:52 pm
It's a plain Desert Eagle with a surprise candle to make it more special in a way that only a fine gun can. Also, it's a typo, for which you tried to ridicule me by pointing it out to me in sincere honesty.
steve1961 - December 14, 2012, 12:00 pm
Wth is a "Dessert" Eagle?
Pj3r - December 11, 2012, 3:41 am
For those "YAAY AMERICA WOOOOOO!!" fellers, this would have been so much better with a Government model 1911 instead of an IMI Dessert Eagle...


PENGUINS - They can steal your soul and take you under their control. Watch out for them... especially the small ones.

TAGS: www www www
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by Finchy123

Finchy123 - August 25, 2012, 11:29 pm
Wow this actually got 5LS? Well, OH NO I'M WATCHING A PENGUIN DOCUMENTARY!!


TAGS: www www www www www www
Rating: 3.44/5

More motifakes by giulio

Sean - December 16, 2009, 12:05 am
P.s.: 1L.
Sean - December 16, 2009, 12:05 am
I knew it! It's those bastards from Mumenchance, eh? Bet they're not even deaf. That's it, I'm painting all my walls a glossy white and gluing all the light switches in the "on" position. Nobodies controlling MY mind. Nobody.


TAGS: www www www
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by spacedog

mariand - August 16, 2011, 6:14 am
hahaha... funny

GIVE PEACE A CHANCE - And don't forget to bring plenty of ammo! (to convince the naysayers)

TAGS: www www www
Rating: 3.17/5

More motifakes by Mike


TAGS: www www
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

otakugiant - February 20, 2012, 10:02 pm
is it just me or does that russian look like V?


TAGS: www www www www www
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by spacedog

spacedog - March 13, 2013, 6:14 pm
That's more of am illegal drug than the over the counter stuff.
CloudchaserS - March 13, 2013, 1:48 am
That and that thing that allows people all around the world to pass around ph**os and videos of cats

Mr Yuk -

TAGS: www www www www www
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by Ism

thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 14, 2014, 11:06 am
And a very big bag of Chex Party Mix! .... So I've heard.
ughomer - May 2, 2014, 10:27 am
A huge 5-Lions on this, Ism!
Cannabal - April 30, 2014, 9:44 pm
I need 10 slices of pepperoni, 5stat! Or 30 minutes, whatever works, man.

CTRL - You`ve lost it.

TAGS: www www www
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by steve1961

steve1961 - May 22, 2012, 12:42 pm
steve1961 - May 22, 2012, 2:32 am
LOL Depends on the force involved. After all, don't they say a tornado can put a straw into a tree? LOL
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 22, 2012, 12:38 am
I didn't think a cheap plastic keyboard could go through a computer screen like that, LOL

RESPONSE TIME - When seconds count, the police are only minutes away...

TAGS: www www www
Rating: 3.77/5

More motifakes by stenusmc

Whitneymr - March 30, 2012, 4:23 pm
Here in Colorado it'd no problem, the cops will just pat you on the back and say "nice job".
Zed - December 3, 2009, 6:19 pm
Nah, cold club soda works wonders for that.
Mongo - December 3, 2009, 6:18 pm
Getting the blood stains out of the furniture might be tough.
Zed - December 3, 2009, 6:14 pm
Good picture, GREAT caption, 5 lions.
GreyScorpion - December 3, 2009, 12:16 pm
If she felt threatened enough to pull the weapon, the only response time she needs is the amount of time it takes to get the corpse out of her living room.
Sean - December 3, 2009, 12:08 pm
It's not just the point of the text that is good and sensible, it's nicely worded. And the pic is high quality.
stenusmc - December 3, 2009, 12:02 pm
Thanks Sean! Some people just don't realize the problem with that logic.
Sean - December 3, 2009, 11:59 am
This is clever and nicely done. Anyone who sites the police as "all the protection you need" needs to be protected from themselves first and foremost.



TAGS: www www www www www
Rating: 4.26/5

More motifakes by steph1

BIRTH CONTROL - When all else fails, Try the .50 caliber option.

CHEMTRAIL DELIVERY SYSTEM - Governments worldwide secretly use them to control the minds of their citizens.

TAGS: www www www www
Rating: 3.18/5

More motifakes by WTF

omnicaulk - December 7, 2009, 5:15 am
Dout? really?
HAHA - April 24, 2009, 11:20 am
Wouldnt dout it. You gotta be a liberal.

CONTRACEPTION - They Do It With The Face

TAGS: www www www www www www www
Rating: 2.9/5

More motifakes by forseti

rerun - April 5, 2010, 9:35 pm

the one in the middle looks like she just got corn-holed, hard.

MIND CONTROL - With great power comes great responsibility. Now get me a beer!

TAGS: www www www www www www www
Rating: 2.82/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F

RONSART - August 13, 2008, 6:17 pm

LIBERALS - How they see regular Americans.

TAGS: www www www www
Rating: 2.79/5

More motifakes by Anonymous

You're a Moron - June 6, 2009, 3:44 pm
He was saying how the average american felt the day after 9-11. Remember duct ***e and plastic wrap?
Me - June 5, 2009, 12:31 am
The dreaded terror level...Fuchsia...


A COMPLETE MORON - you aren't till you can't decide which button to press

Proof Big Brother Exists -



TAGS: www www www
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by Greybeard


TAGS: www www www
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by Sho

RIOT CONTROL - It's like yelling "Recess!" in the middle of a police station.

TAGS: www www www www www
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by MercAlert

MercAlert - July 3, 2012, 9:11 pm
Riot control is the police equivalent of "recess". I'll admit, it was a bad 2nd Motifake. I should have worded it differently.
robbidos - June 22, 2012, 2:14 am
what does recess have to do with police?


TAGS: www www www www www www
Rating: 4.18/5

More motifakes by ronsart

spacedog - February 12, 2018, 12:27 pm
Heh. Don't know the original context,
BoneCD - January 20, 2010, 10:23 am
d*** Ron, you beat me on this one. Excellent...5 b***on pushing Poodles!
Fatt Matt - January 20, 2010, 10:16 am
HAHAHA, we must all be sinners... +5
GreyScorpion - January 19, 2010, 6:59 pm
I knew it!! 5L


TAGS: www www www www www
Rating: 3.64/5

More motifakes by sickartist

Marvin Wankerstein - February 12, 2010, 11:12 am
He's in jail because he killed the ja****s that gave him that haircut.


TAGS: www www www www www
Rating: 3.62/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Oiler - January 4, 2013, 12:16 pm
Greybeard...your point comes across just fine. My question is, if God is omnipotent, can he really be removed from schools? IMHO, God SHOULD have been there for those kids whether a simple human told him he could be there or not.
Greybeard - December 16, 2012, 8:28 am
Hindsight unfortunately is always 20/20. I wish, I had used the words "gun control" in the text of the poster but I used the acronym KISS (Keep It Simple Stupid) and that ultimately clouded up the point I was trying to get across.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 16, 2012, 8:10 am
On the contrary, I think your point was well made and I don't think anyone is offended. It's really easy to get self conscious and read too much into the comments. Don't worry, you done good.
Greybeard - December 16, 2012, 3:38 am
I knew it was risky posting this & I sincerely apologize to anyone I offended. My intent was to support more stringent gun control laws. Apparently I failed to do that. My thoughts & remorse for this tragedy lie with families who lost their loved ones.
ipaprime - December 16, 2012, 1:24 am
even without religon schools can and should teach moral responability
Greybeard - December 15, 2012, 9:18 pm
kind of exposure fosters a understanding/respect for other peoples religions, culture ect. It would be wrong to force children to participate in these events without parental consent because as Rudedog pointed out, that is a parents responsibility.
Greybeard - December 15, 2012, 9:12 pm
have done little or nothing to control guns regardless of legal or illegal. It's a complicated issue at best. I don't advocate any single religion in schools but I do support people being "able" to practice their religion in public. I do believe that
Greybeard - December 15, 2012, 9:06 pm
I believe in separation of church and state also and Im not religious or politically orientated. I used the poster to get people thinking about gun control and violence in America related to guns. 181 school shootings since Columbine and the politicians
Rudedog - December 15, 2012, 7:01 pm
I love a post that ignites emotional reaction. Well done. But schools are for education. Parents need to bring up the other end.
robbidos - December 15, 2012, 2:31 pm
This post illustrates the ignorance of "Americans"
falloutghoul - December 15, 2012, 10:05 am
That's why I believe in Separation of Church and State.

HOPLOPHOBIA (N.) - an irrational fear of weapons

TAGS: www www www
Rating: 3.05/5

More motifakes by stenusmc

Sean - December 3, 2009, 12:12 pm
*or (not "op")
Sean - December 3, 2009, 12:11 pm
But also obsession with phyllic imagery denotes some unresolved potty training issues, op a certain type of envy. But if Freud said anything specific about slingsh**s, I don't want to know.
Sean - December 3, 2009, 12:09 pm
I'm afraid of slingsh**s ... but that's largely due to a certain joke I heard as a kid.
stenusmc - December 3, 2009, 11:57 am
"A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded ***ual and emotional maturity." - Sigmund Freud
Sean - December 3, 2009, 11:54 am
Paging Dr. Freud.


TAGS: www www www www www www www www www
Rating: 2.91/5

More motifakes by giulio

me - September 17, 2009, 1:45 pm
So you are saying whites are being controlled by racist blacks and mexicans? Makes sense.


TAGS: www www www www www
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by spacedog

spacedog - February 8, 2013, 5:43 pm
Thanks Sho. I've got Dr.Seuss stuck in my brain (again). Would you, could you in a car? Urinate into a jar?
Sho - February 8, 2013, 1:59 pm
5 for sure!



FENCE-LESS GATE! - The ultimate in home security and crime prevention. Guaranteed to keep even the most stalwart home invaders out! (Works on exes and spouses too!)

BRAIN CANCER - What happens when you think banning assault weapons will bring down crime.

TAGS: www www www www www www
Rating: 2.39/5

More motifakes by psychohistorian

amadeo122 - May 9, 2011, 6:35 am
wow, I guess this is what they call "christian family values" the good thing is that if there really is a god, all these pieces of worthless **** are going to burn together in the depths of the last ring in hell. Go read the bible for once you ignorants.
LogicDude - June 24, 2009, 8:43 am
Maybe the posters below are all related to Mary Jo Kopechne? Would that still make THEM the scumbag? I think not...
Derek Gunn - June 24, 2009, 4:47 am
Wow, you guys are a pack of scumbags.
Mark - January 24, 2009, 3:56 pm
Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.
Anonymous - November 3, 2008, 6:03 pm
Brain cancer, because liver failure or drowning would be too appropriate for this murderer.
Dave - October 12, 2008, 9:47 pm
Morgan - June 4, 2008, 7:47 pm
f*** the Kennedys



TAGS: www www www
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Bolverk37782 - August 4, 2011, 6:56 pm
Or Alcoa, they have both F**KED over the UK govenment a couple of thimes a piece.
tellitlikeitis - August 3, 2011, 9:11 pm
And the royalities go to Alcan...

The Drive By -

TAGS: www www www www www www www www www
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - May 14, 2014, 11:48 pm
Thank you Mr. Gary. Now don't get any ideas!
MissPriss - May 14, 2014, 11:47 pm
Thanks Jesus. Sometimes it really shocks me that you have a sense of humour...but then it passes. Tee hee!
GaryO - May 14, 2014, 10:51 pm
Bam! 5
JesusWept - May 14, 2014, 6:36 pm
HAHA! Very nice! L L L L L

Fooled You This Time -

TAGS: www www www www www
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - January 10, 2014, 12:44 am
EH? Mr.Gary
MissPriss - January 10, 2014, 12:43 am
hard to get below the belt when you guys are stretched out on the sofa with your hand down the front of your pants.
MissPriss - January 10, 2014, 12:38 am
Which "female" are you talking about Greeny?
GaryO - January 9, 2014, 8:45 pm
Heh, Greeny
Greeny - January 9, 2014, 8:25 pm
You forgot how low it sinks in the couch
rerun - January 9, 2014, 7:41 pm

d***, hitting below the belt there (hopefully not literally)


relax... don't do it -

TAGS: www www www
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by mariand

mariand - May 23, 2013, 11:53 am
OK...thanks :)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 23, 2013, 1:46 am
Bra-f***ing-vo! (applause)


TAGS: www www www www
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by champ99

champ99 - August 8, 2011, 11:18 am
Thanks guys!!
spacedog - August 3, 2011, 10:39 pm
tellitlikeitis - August 3, 2011, 8:43 pm
This should be a 5'er.


TAGS: www www
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by Airman

CloudchaserS - December 28, 2012, 1:08 am
If she's enough of a grownup to fire a 3,000 rps minigun, she's enough of a grownup to put the toilet seat down herself. You don't see us men demanding that wimmen leave the seat up!

GAS MASKS - In Russia, a mandatory gear for traffic control.

TAGS: www www www www www
Rating: 3.47/5

More motifakes by almarpa

GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 1:43 am
I remember seeing this when I left Moscow for Smolensk. This was during the fires.
almarpa - August 20, 2010, 11:32 am
Actualy I pushed my brain to create something with that line but nothing enough funny popped up.
Faceplant31 - August 20, 2010, 10:28 am
I would want a gas mask to if the smog and air pollution was as bad as it is there too.

ARMED SOCCER MOM - They give a whole new meaning to "team work" and taking out the trash!

TAGS: www www www www www
Rating: 2/5
yeodawg@hotmail.com - November 18, 2009, 11:07 am
I noticed how the guy doesn't post his name on these lame a** adds. i don't have a problem with guns i love them! but when i go jogging i worry more about getting taken out by one of these trigger happy zealots than any crack-head.
Derek - November 17, 2009, 6:26 pm
Unfortunately, the "trash" is most likely your nearest and dearest.

BIRTH CONTROL - Because If You're Not Careful That One Night Stand Could Turn Out Like This

GUNS? I HAVE NO GUNS. - Pay no attention to that large mound of dirt in the backyard.


TAGS: www www www
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by Sho

Sho - May 12, 2012, 9:24 am
I recently started with these. I like these types of stories
Kyronic - May 12, 2012, 5:51 am
Do you just post a bunch of creepy and terrifying stuff all the time? I've read a few other ones and those things are traumatizing, yet well written.


TAGS: www www www www www www www www www www www www www www
Rating: 3.39/5

More motifakes by giulio

me4891 - September 1, 2009, 4:09 pm
All the fun ones wear them
Derek - August 11, 2009, 7:52 pm
Parole anklet?

BIRTH CONTROL - ogres should use it too

TAGS: www www www
Rating: 2.73/5

More motifakes by cdawg


TAGS: www www www www www www www
Rating: 2.53/5

More motifakes by giulio

agdaniele - April 20, 2009, 12:27 am
Thanks for spelling it out... I was having difficulty reading the picture.

Gun Control Policy -

Birth Control Reminder -

Remote -

TAGS: www www www www
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Vanner

CloudchaserS - September 19, 2013, 11:33 am
The original "clicker" by Zenith had 4 b***ons. The most basic late 90's version by Zenith had 26 b***ons. And then there's today's remotes. Why can't they keep it simple?
JesusWept - September 19, 2013, 1:59 am
My neighbor's ex accidently(?) took the remote with her when she moved out. He had to drive almost 2 hours to get it. I wouldn't be surprised if she did it on purpose. Hell has no fury.....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 18, 2013, 10:50 pm
I don't have any remotes, but I've answered late night calls on my wireless mouse a few times.
chickenlittle - September 18, 2013, 10:39 pm
Funny and true! Ours is way smaller than that.. am I the only one who's ever left their house with the remote in their hand thinking it was their cell phone?
MashiMashi - September 18, 2013, 12:31 pm
slid inbetween the sofa cushions where the b***ons are pushed draining the battery
MissPriss - September 18, 2013, 10:23 am
5L's of gratitude...where'd ya find it? Now hand it over!

scizophrenia -

TAGS: www www www
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Sho

GaryO - July 22, 2014, 10:13 pm
My eldest son is catatonic schizophrenic. Quite the trip to observe. Indeed.
MissPriss - July 22, 2014, 3:32 pm
With only 3 functioning brains cells left...mine are pretty quiet these days.



TAGS: www www www www www
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - January 12, 2014, 7:05 pm

Oh, I can I just HEAR the excuses when the plus sign pops up. HER: "I thought you were on the pill!" HIM: "I was, except for that night the Bronco game was on. I...uh...sort'a forgot....Uh...(scrounging in fridge),we got any of that bean dip left?"
rerun - January 12, 2014, 5:43 pm

sigh.....this is how babies happen.


Zombified -

TAGS: www www www www www www
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by spacedog

spacedog - June 3, 2013, 6:15 pm
Thanks for the comments and votes.everyone.
MissPriss - June 3, 2013, 12:24 am
5L for reminding those that need to know...summer break is quickly coming. Oh the horror!!!!
Greeny - June 2, 2013, 10:50 pm
5 texts while standing at the open refrigerator!
Reality Lord - June 2, 2013, 8:17 pm

OMG...i have two of them living with me...........aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
GaryO - June 2, 2013, 7:47 pm
Hah! Yup, reminds me of a story.....

Dead Poet's Society -


TAGS: www www www www
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - August 7, 2013, 11:08 am

Thank you! I think it's incredible!~~
falloutghoul - August 7, 2013, 8:38 am
I'm just loving that pic.

all that training down the drain -

TAGS: www www
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Airman


TAGS: www www www www www
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by Greeny

Hinoron - December 14, 2011, 3:04 pm
"In Soviet Russia, Mothership flies you!"

The Software Isn't Finished -

TAGS: www www www www www
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Bolverk633 - September 5, 2014, 8:51 am
Pushing it a wee bit there, using competent and politicians in the same sentence...:) Pushing probability too far I fear!!
Greybeard - September 5, 2014, 7:05 am
You would have better luck wishing for competent politicians... :)
Bolverk633 - September 5, 2014, 7:00 am
I'd just lioke MS to produce an OS that works straight from first boot- no glitches- no bugs- and no endless fix downloads,


TAGS: www www www
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by Mr. Shiny

agdaniele - July 7, 2010, 8:47 am
Reality Lord - July 7, 2010, 8:26 am

lol...ok i hit you up a five but only because these are words very frickin close to what my own son says to me....argh. lol


TAGS: www www www www www
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Greeny

QUALITY CONTROL - Will Be Enforced Here At All Times

TAGS: www www
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by rerun

motifake - May 17, 2010, 10:12 am

Thats pretty crazy rerun
rerun - May 17, 2010, 8:56 am

scary thing is I found this on the net as is, not via some generator site
GreyScorpion - May 17, 2010, 8:53 am
LOL!! brings back so many memories of fail. 5L

shoot my dog -


TAGS: www www www www www www www
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

Anonymous2 - May 2, 2010, 11:32 pm
Or you could get a lot of helium, lots of balloons and rope, and float your house to Victoria Falls. I mean, it's up to you...

once upon a time -

TAGS: www www www www www www www www
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 20, 2013, 4:59 pm
Thank you! Someone who's on my side about this. When 9 out of 10 tea kettles don't whistle - 30 years ago that'd be considered inferior or detective. This world puzzles me.
chickenlittle - October 20, 2013, 12:57 am
Yeah, what's up with that? That's not progress! No whistle means an unintentional steam bath. 5L :)



TAGS: www www www www www www www www www www www
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by Fatt Matt

rerun - April 6, 2010, 10:17 pm

Ever seen a chick from the late 80's hair catch on fire? This stuff made for a flash fire on the hair bears
spacedog - April 6, 2010, 6:47 pm
Nice one Matt, 5Ls.
R.S.Jake - April 6, 2010, 4:43 pm
I see he shaved before the picture...good boy.
pieman - April 6, 2010, 4:35 pm
We had just gotten the boy over all his anger issues. They the whole "Jake is my real daddy" thing happened.
forseti - April 6, 2010, 3:31 pm
he's cool. i would burn everything too if my parents would dress my like this!


TAGS: www www www
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - December 22, 2012, 8:41 pm
What? You believed it was always from the kid in front of you in line? Hahaha...thanks Silverheart.
Silverheart - December 22, 2012, 6:32 pm

Eeewwwww... 5 Lions wearing dirty adult undergarments.


TAGS: www www www www www www
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by lesterinside

rerun - April 6, 2010, 10:05 pm

Octomom squared?


BIRTH CONTROL - There comes a time in life when she no longer has to take her little birth control pill. It isn't long after that you question your desire to take your little blue pill. Well... at least when she is around.

TAGS: www www www www
Rating: 3.92/5

More motifakes by pieman

BIRTH CONTROL - right about now you wish you had used it.

TAGS: www www www
Rating: 3.87/5

More motifakes by Bovee

Fatt Matt - April 6, 2010, 3:34 pm
My thoughts exactly. +5!


TAGS: www www www www
Rating: 3.71/5

More motifakes by ronsart

BAD PHOTOSHOP? - Absolutely not

TAGS: www www www
Rating: 3.63/5

More motifakes by Airman

agdaniele - December 15, 2009, 11:51 pm
Airman figured it out all too well.
agdaniele - December 15, 2009, 7:18 pm
Ok, so I clicked on "approve" 8 or 9 times.

GUN CONTROL - This is the argument for it.

TAGS: www www www www
Rating: 3.6/5

More motifakes by blodisnut

falloutghoul - November 6, 2012, 6:28 pm
That too.
vilnius - November 5, 2012, 4:42 pm
actually, it's a poster for birth control! This woman should not be having kids