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 | COURTING - "Wait'll I tell the guys about this chick! She's REALLY into me...I mean, this is only our first date and she's already giving me a hickey!" |
 | CUBBY'S VALENTINE DATES - Asian. Curvy. Silent. The only drawback? You make your own sandwich. |
 | GENESIS - Facebook version. |
 | HOLY...OH ....WOW! - I Bet She Can Touch Her Nose :) For more info call 1-800-CUBBY-DATES or www.cubbydates.com |
 | I THINK OUR FIRST DATE - is moving along quite nicely |
 | THE PERFECT DATE - Just make yourself comfy...I'll be right back! Oh WOW...I could get use to this... |
 | IMPRESSING YOUR DATE - |
 | IF YOU ARE GOING TO DATE CUBBY - don't ever tell him you'd like to do something a little more exciting than dinner and a movie |
 | NARUTARDED - Just Turned This Guy Down For A First Date |
 | YOU WHAT??!! - |
 | FIRST DATE -TAGS: life time woman impression joke online meeting loneliness duct tape speech less Rating: 3.59/5 More motifakes by giulio |
 | DATE STAMP - |
 | BLIND DATE - Because your buddies said, "she'll SLEEP with ANYBODY!" Have fun...she a girl...I think? |
 | DATE NIGHT - Arrrrrr! And to think I shaved me leg for this! |
 | DINNER DATES - Where Will You Be Dining Tonight ? |
 | DR. STRANGELOVE - |
 | DATELINE - That Chris Hansen is everywhere! |
 | PROM DATE - Planning ahead might be worth it if you play your cards just right. |
 | OUTDATED SUPERSTITION - Hiding your superstition behind the term opinion, doesn't make it any less absurd. |
 | BLIND DATES - |
 | BOUNDARIES - "No" means "No" Unless you have duct tape, then it means "Mmmm, mmmm!" |
 | TOGETHERNESS - You'll always remember that magic night! For your sake you better hope the Roofies work as advertised and she never does. |
 | BLIND DATES - You really should get to know someone before that "first kiss." |
 | NEVER AGAIN - You said a double date would be "fun". I'm not having fun, Alicia! |
 | WEDDING DATE - I think I just found her |
 | FIRST DATES - |
 | DATE NIGHT - |
 | BUBBLE BATH - |
 | STARTING - |
 | ALL OF MJ'S DATES HAVE BEEN CANCELLED - Wed - Timmy, age 7 Thu - Cindy, age 8 Fri - David, age 6 |
 | BLIND DATES - We've All Been There Well, Maybe Not Right Here |
 | YOUR DATE - If she looks like this to you, have HER do the driving. |
 | YOUR HOT CHRISTMAS DATE - Don't forget to bring a paper bag |
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 | SUFFRAGE - |
 | DATE RAPE - in 4...3...2... |
 | NBC DATELINE - The "Barney" controversy revealed |
 | NATURAL HISTORY MUSEUM DATE - |
 | INFLATE A DATE - Things Are Looking A Little Scary |
 | BLIND DATE - Say hello to yours |
 | MY DAUGHTER - IS TOO YOUNG TO BE THINKING ABOUT BOYS BUT IT SURE AS HELL KEEPS ME UP AT NIGHT. |
 | YOUR NEXT FOUR DATES - Hey... at least you're using pictures now! |
 | YOUR DATE - She just wanted to have a drink and maybe some conversation... Looks like you got the BONUS Plan! |
 | SOULMATES - |
 | DATE RAPE DRUGS - Thanks to Rohypnol Optimus is going to show her his matrix! |
 | UPDATES - This game needs to get them more often. |
 | BLIND DATES - The Kind Where You Get Stuck With A Dog. |
 | BLIND DATES - They rarely work out |
 | PORN STAR POLITCAL CANDIDATES - Well... what could you possibly dig up to EMBARRASS them? |
 | AFTER THE PROM - I have a big surprize for you! |
 | THE PEDISEDATE - It was designed by Pedobear to distract kids while being sedated with nitrous oxide...ok...fine |
 | CAVEMAN DATERAPE - Before there were Rufies, guys this ugly needed another method to get her home. |
 | A DATE WHICH WILL LIVE IN INFAMY - Never Forget |
 | FIRST DATES - |
 | YOUR DATE FOR TONIGHT - Doesn't look too happy... you might have to get her drunk first |
 | BLIND DATE - I warned you about your weird friend's sense of humor |
 | JAVA UPDATES - Ain't letting men watch porn to the end since 1995. |
 | YOUR TRUE WORDS - Is on his transcript so dont try to change your story. |
 | BLIND DATES - |
 | THE FIRST DATE - Can be a little awkward, if you lied on your e-Harmony profile. |
 | NEW CANDIDATE - He wants to join the GreyBeards. So far he's Anonymous, I wonder who claims to be him. |
 | SHE'S BACK - |
 | WORLD'S WORST DATE - A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, and a fish? |
 | BLIND DATEING - no wonder middle east is pissed |
 | Blind Date - |
 | DON'T BE INTIMIDATED - but I work with computers! |
 | 2008 DARWIN CANDIDATE - Petting sharks A good way to make the list |
 | BLIND DATE - Makes me wish I was blind |
 | A Second Date - |
 | YOUR PROM DATE - Try and tell her the truth about her size. |
 | GOVERNMENT MANDATED SURGERY - You could be next!TAGS: government surgery politics humor men doctor Rating: 2.16/5 More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F |
 | WHEN SHE SAID SHE'LL NEVER DATE ME - even if i was the last peron on earth. I put that statement to the test |
 | INTERNET DATES - Sometimes they do look just like their pictures. |
 | BLIND DATES - You never can be too sure. |
 | THE CANDIDATES COMPUTERS - Apple vs. McDonnell Douglas |
 | DATES! - Fx was made in 1990! |
 | DATE RAPE - Please do not use online dating sites |
 | POWER PROJECTION - Getting your peeps to pimp out your 102,000 ton super carrier into a kickin' date magnet. |
 | 911 THE NUMBER NOT THE DATE - |
 | HEY WHAT'S TODAY'S DATE? - It's October 31st, Michael. Why? Oh wait...fuck. |
 | COSPLAY - See? We can get dates. |
 | YOUR PROM DATE - Try and tell her the truth about her dress |
 | BLIND DATES - She said she looks just like Janice Dickinson |
 | DATE RAPE PILLS - Disguised as Love Hearts, Bloody genius! |
 | DATE RAPE DRUG - It's in HIS blood |
 | A GREAT PLACE FOR A FIRST DATE - "Let's meet at the Bung Hole." |
 | ROHYPNOL - For those times when charm alone just won't work. |
 | Date - |
 | DESPERATE HOPE - DESPERATE for a root, you HOPE the clown you pulled at the party has infact got a gina |
 | THE PERFECT PROM DATE - Invite her to your next one. You'll have fun. |
 | BLIND DATES - That doesn't excuse your other 4 senses. |