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 | KIDS - Say the darndest things |
 | $83 BILLION IN STIMULUS BILL - For Earned Income Credit to people who don't pay income taxes. Mr. President, that's not a "tax break"; that's WELFARE! |
 | MEMORY LOSS - Many Democrats conveniently had it when criticizing the Bush administration on Iraq. So who was it who "lied"? |
 | $500K IN STIMULUS BILL - For a DOG PARK in Chula Vista, CA! (Creates 0 jobs) It's just like a mini-Congress. They just walk around sniffing each others' asses and pissing on everything. |
 | ON THE TAKE! - Top 4 political recipients of Fannie Mae/Freddie Mac donations ('89-'08) Source: www.opensecrets.org |
 | MEANWHILE... - The Democrats were patiently waiting for the arrival of the male strippers... |
 | POLITICS OF DISTRACTION - Look! Rush is mean! AIG is greedy! I inherited this! Pay no attention to how bad I'm screwing this up. |
 | ANTI-WAR LIBERALS - Enough said |
 | ANTONYMS - If the opposite of pro is con, what is the opposite of progress? |
 | RATIONALIZATION - It's easier to kill a life if you dehumanize the child. Referring to the baby as a mistake or a punishment is a good start. |
 | THE TRUTH REVEALED - ...so then this big dude with horns and a tail shows up at the party and says, "You want to be President, Barry? Just sign this contract." |
 | CONFIDENCE - The feeling you have before you understand the situation |
 | IDEALISM - Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality, the costs become prohibitive. --William F. Buckley Jr. |
 | $500M IN STIMULUS BILL - For Solar-Powered Water Heaters in Puerto Rico! (Creates 14 jobs) WHAT!? That territory doesn't even pay federal income taxes! |
 | THE ULTIMATE POLITICIAN - "The statesman shears the sheep; the politician skins them." --Austin O-Malley |
 | OBAMA-NATION - Wow, the problems do look different when you see them from the liberal point of view. |
 | $400M IN STIMULUS BILL - To testing for and preventing STDs! I got nothing for this one other than, WTFO? |
 | DEAF OR DISHONEST? - After sitting in Reverend Wright's church for 20 years, President Obama states that he never heard any inflammatory remarks from the pulpit. |
 | $100K IN STIMULUS BILL - For doorbells in Laurel, MS! (Creates 2 jobs) Instead, Congress should stick its finger in its own ass! |
 | SCAM-WOW AKA STIMULUS BILL - You'll be saying WOW every time you see where your tax dollars are going ...but act now, because we can't do this all day (people may catch on to us) |
 | LIBERALISM - "The modern definition of 'racist' is someone who is winning an argument with a liberal" --Peter Brimelow |
 | JEDI MIND TRICK - Oh! That's how he got elected. Unfortunately, that means that 52% of Americans are weak minded. |
 | PONZI SCHEME - Taking money from one group of people and giving it to another One man took $787B, the other took $50B One man's in the White House, the other is in the Big House. |
 | A MESSAGE TO D.C. - I want you to get up right now and go to the window. Open it, and stick your head out, and yell, "I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!" |
 | RACE CARD - Wow!! His bonus air miles must be off the chart! |
 | AL GORE - The planet's rectal thermometer |
 | THIS MAN - He spent $700M to get a job that pays only $400K a year, and we're supposed to believe that he has the answers to fix an economic "crisis"??!! |
 | "EMERGENCY" STIMULUS BILL - Sergeant, who the hell let that thing through the gates? Sir, the Democrats and three Republican turn-coats! |
 | OBAMA'S ECONOMIC PLAN - "Spreading the wealth"? Your plan spreads the hardship, Mr. President |
 | THE SHEPHERD - Yes We Can! Yes We Can! Yes We Can! Baa Baa Baa! Baa Baa Baa! Baa Baa Baa! |
 | DRILL BABY DRILL! - Watch the gas prices rise, while the Democratic Congress chase pipe-dreams of "green fuels" instead of drilling for oil to help solve our near-term energy problems. |
 | REALIZATION - That moment of lucidity when you recognize there's no way you can deliver on your promises |
 | STRAIGHT FROM THE HORSE'S MOUTH - "My friends, we live in the greatest nation in the history of the world. I hope you'll join me as we try to change it." --Barack Obama |
 | PSST! - Do me a favor, Joe. SHUT THE HELL UP!! |
 | CHANGE - This is the kind of change we really need |
 | SOO WEE!!! - Here pig, pig, pig! $790B of taxpayers money! |
 | SLEIGHT OF HAND - The use of skillful tricks and deceptions to produce baffling effects. Like promising change and delivering socialism. |
 | ANOTHER BROKEN PROMISE - "We need earmark reform. And when I'm president, I will go line by line to make sure we're not spending money unwisely." --Barack Obama (He signed the Omnibus with 8,500 bipartisan earmarks) |
 | TIMOTHY GEITHNER - Is anyone else concerned that the guy leading the bank recovery and the IRS always looks like a monkey trying to do Algebra? TIMMAY!! |
 | LIBERAL TRUTH #1 - To win, you don't have to stand "for" any values, you merely have to demonize your opponent's values and stand "against" them |
 | THIS MAN - He spent $700M to get a job that pays $400K a year, and he's supposed to "save" us in an economic crisis??!! |
 | THE USUAL SUSPECTS - In one month, these three imprudent politicians spent more of your tax dollars than was spent on both wars in Afghanistan and Iraq over the past 7 years. |
 | FACTS - The kryptonite of the Democrats. |
 | GIDDY UP! - Yippee-ki-yay motherfucker! |
 | $70M IN STIMULUS BILL - For quit smoking programs! Thanks Mom, but won't that result in tobacco workers and farmers losing their jobs? |
 | $1 TRILLION DOLLARS! - Mwahahahaha! Mwahahahaha! Mwahahahaha! Mmmm. |
 | HYPOCRITES - Joe the Plumber - owed $1.2K in Ohio taxes - attacked by Dems Tim Geithner - owes $34K in taxes - nominated for Sec of Treasury |
 | VICE PRESIDENT BIDEN - I would not be just a nothin' my head all full of stuffin' I would dance and be merry, life would be a ding-a-derry, If I only had a brain. |
 | YES. YES, YOU DID! - "I believe in the free market, competition and entrepreneurship, and think no small number of government programs don't work as advertised." --Barack Obama Really? Then explain your policies, sir. |
 | FALSE HOPE - The Liberal motto: "If they can't swallow facts, let them eat fiction." --Rain Bojangles |
 | DELUSIONAL - Sir, that is not a holy light emanating from your presence. That is the economic train wreck you've brought to the American taxpayer. |
 | DEMOCRATS - Corrupt and thin-skinned |
 | PREVARICATOR - "...no pork in the Stimulus Bill" --Barack Obama (if you don't count dog parks, frisbee golf course, STD testing, NASA satellite, ATV trails, doorbells, digital converters, etc...) |
 | GENERATIONAL THEFT - Tax and spend democrats have been replaced by Spend and then tax liberals. Sorry kids. The President just stole your future. |
 | ROLE MODEL? - "I had learned not to care. I blew a few smoke rings, remembering those years. Pot had helped, and booze; maybe a little blow when you could afford it." --Barack Obama |
 | "SHOVEL-READY JOBS" - That's great Mr. President. Now that the illegal day laborers are getting the construction jobs your "stimulus" created, what are you going to do for American citizens? |
 | NATIONAL SECURITY - Wait a minute...I know this one...don't tell me...got it! That was a movie starring Martin Lawrence, right? |
 | KLEPTOCRACY - A govt by those who seek chiefly status and personal gain at the expense of the governed |
 | PASS THROUGH TAX PLAN - He doesn't want us to know that businesses pass taxes to employees & customers CEOs will fire employees and raise prices on everyone Way to look out for Main Street, dummy! |
 | OBAMA GNOMES - They've got a plan to fix the energy crisis! |
 | OBAMANOMICS - "Stimulus" bill...Housing bailout...omnibus bill... Auto industry bailout...TARP II...$3.5T in FY10 budget... Nationalized health care... |
 | PRO CHOICE LIBERALS - They're for abortion because they don't want any competition while they whine, cry and pitch fits. |
 | NO CLUE - On how to handle North Korea. Nor Iran, nor terrorism. Nor the economy. |
 | B.O.H.I.C.A. - $780B for Stimulus + $75B for Housing + $22B for Autos + approx. $1T for TARP II. Yep, we're screwed! |
 | THE STIMULUS BILL OF 2009 - Nothing ever good happens on Friday the 13th, but this day we all got slashed! |
 | WHAT'S THAT ON THE HORIZON - Millions of taxpayers with torches, pitchforks and tea bags?! Good thing I've got my Secret Service team. Jim? Bill? Hey, where did they go? |
 | OH, I'M NOT A LEADER - ...but I did stay at a Holiday Inn last night. |
 | HISTORY - Lazy, self-entitled Democrats are always on the wrong side of it. |
 | SOCIALISM IS HERE - The Stimulus Bill is the single largest transfer of money from the marketplace to the government in US history... Comrade |
 | TROOP SUPPORT - A liberal Congress will always fail the military |
 | POP! - The sound of a man pulling his head out when he realized his campaign claims of wiretaps being illegal were completely false. I think someone owes President Bush an apology.TAGS: politics obama president democrats wiretapping funny true Rating: 3.16/5 More motifakes by WTFO |
 | WELCOME BACK CARTER - A third term of President Bush would be far better than this second term of President Carter. |
 | "TO AVOID BEING MISTAKEN FOR A SELLOUT, - I chose my friends carefully. The more politically active black students, the foreign students, the Chicanos, the Marxist professors, and structural feminists." --Barack Obama |
 | HAPPY-GO-LUCKY - I'm glad you're getting a good laugh Mr. President. People are losing their retirement, kids college money, homes & jobs. But, you go and have a good time, sir. |
 | CHANGE! - Yep, socialism is definitely a "change". |
 | $600M IN STIMULUS BILL - For a "Heritage Trail" in Natchez, MS! (Creates 65 jobs) That's $9,230,769.23 for each employee to... MAKE A DIRT PATH!!?? |
 | TESTIMONIAL - For years I was cheating on my taxes but I got caught, so I called BHO Tax Relief. Not only didn't I pay penalties or interest, but now I run the IRS. Thanks, Barack! |
 | NICE AND EASY - Now, hand over $800B of your tax dollars and we can avoid any "catastrophe" |
 | THESAURUS PART 2 - Excuse me, Mr. Ron. You forgot a key definition in yours. |
 | HOPE - ...left us on January 20, 2009. Now we are just left with this man's audacity. |
 | OPPORTUNISTIC - "Never let a crisis go to waste" -Rahm Emanuel, WH Chief of Staff There's the real plan. Don't try to fix problems, just milk them to pass every socialist policy you can. |
 | ANTI-WAR LIBERALS - The more you keep your head buried in the sand, the longer you leave your ass exposed to attack. |
 | MMMMMM! - Your perfume is driving me nuts! Is it Commie Klein? No, it's RED Door. |
 | ARROGANCE - An attitude of superiority manifested in an overbearing manner or in presumptuous claims or assumptions |
 | OBAMA'S VETTING PROCESS - Geithner, Daschle, Freeman, Panetta, Richardson, Atkinson, Tierney, Garvey, Nazareth, over a dozen lobbyists, and the list keeps growing. |
 | HYPOCRITES - Pointing the finger at the President so nobody notices how bad they are screwing up the country |
 | OBAMA LOYALISTS - That explains a lot |
 | VOTER FRAUD - $800K from your campaign fund so ACORN can stuff the ballot boxes for you, Senator. That's not the kind of "change" this country needs. |
 | BIPARTISANSHIP - Liberal definition: Republicans just need to shut the hell up and sign what I put in front of them. |
 | $650M IN STIMULUS BILL - For converter box coupons for folks who don't have cable or satellite TV! How does sitting on you butt watching Wheel of Fortune stimulate the economy? |
 | SOCIALIST - "I think when you spread the wealth around, it's good for everybody" = Socialism |
 | OUR FIRST LADY'S PRIORITY - "Earlier in my college career, there was no doubt in my mind that as a member of the Black community I was somehow obligated...and would utilize all of my present & future resources to benefit this community first & foremost." |
 | IMBECILES - Confusing a Tina Fey joke with a Sarah Palin quote |
 | $1.5M IN STIMULUS BILL - For a prostitute shelter in Dayton, OH! (Creates 0 jobs) Wait a minute...if they're in the shelter, then they are out of work too. |
 | PRESIDENT OBAMA - "I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money" --Will Rogers |
 | "CHANGE" - We are definitely getting our share of it. (Translation: Socialism or Death) |
 | ANAL-CRANIAL INVERSION - The official disease of the Democratic party. |
 | HEY! PRESIDENT KOOL-AID! - Every citizen in the USA is being tortured by means of water-boarding with liberal Obamaid. (Pinko Commie Flavor) |
 | SOCIALIST POLICIES - "Money is not the only answer, but it makes a difference." --Barack Obama Mr. President, can we please see one of your other answers now? |
 | IF YOU SMELL - What Barack is cooking. |
 | T. E. A. - TAXED ENOUGH ALREADY! |
 | APPEASER - All talk and no action No wonder our enemies want him to be President |
 | 20 JANUARY 2009 - Here comes the change! |
 | LIBERALISM - "Failure is not a single, cataclysmic event. You don't fail overnight. Instead, failure is a few errors in judgement, repeated every day." -- Jim Rohn |
 | OBEDIENCE SCHOOL - The most effective way to get elected |
 | SOCIALIST - Taking the hard earned money of others and giving it to underachievers |
 | FASCISM - A political movement that exalts nation above the individual and that stands for a centralized autocratic govt headed by a dictatorial leader. Or, Change We Can Believe In! |
 | LIBERAL RUSE - Ha Ha! Fooled you! |
 | A MOTIFAKE CONSERVATIVE - Keep on barking, cause there's nothing else you can do. |
 | OBAMARX - Democracy is the road to socialism ~Karl Marx ...or in this case, Democrats are. |
 | OBAMA'S GREATEST FEAR - Meeting with brutal dictators, no problem. Talking with news that ask tough questions, NO WAY! |
 | LOOK RIGHT HERE YOU DUMB SHIT! - You Approved The Fucking Bonuses |
 | BARNEY FRANK LOGIC - * Have your boyfriend at Fannie Mae donate $40,000 in campaign contributions. * Ignore Fannie's bad mortgage loans; ignore all Republican concerns. * When it all collapses; blame Bush!!! |
 | DEMOCRATS - Spreading the wealth..... |
 | IT'S . . . WE THE PEOPLE . . . - Not, "I won." |
 | DEMOCRATS - have been rather silent on Obamas' rubber stamp congress |
 | BILL CLINTON - The saxophone wasn't the only thing that got blown. |
 | SILVER LINING - I just found mine! |
 | PRESIDENT OBAMA??? - Might as well "Change" the country's name to USSA (United Socialist States of America) |
 | I DO SOLEMNLY SWEAR - To tear apart all security measures, bring America to socialism, and to pour mounting debt onto the next two generations.TAGS: obama politics debt socialism terrorists terrorism democrats oath inaguartion Rating: 2.98/5 More motifakes by Paul Kondor Poduszlo |
 | HE ATTENDED SOCIALIST CONFERENCES - At Cooper Union and started lecturing his relatives Source: H Kennedy, NY Daily News |
 | THE COMPLETE QUOTE - "I want him (Obama) to fail, IF his agenda is a far-left collectivism, some people say socialism. Why would I want socialism to succeed?" |
 | LIBERAL TRUTH #2 - Responsibility and Accountability are for suckers! Always blame the guys on the other side of the aisle. |
 | WASHINGTOM DC - |
 | DISASTERS - They're not cheap! |
 | ANONYMOUS COWARDS - Posting Anti-American posters or comments while not using a handle anymore recognizable than some random letters. Because anyone would care enough to track you down, even if you used your real name. Wuss...TAGS: politics republicans democrats europe europeans fail owned pwned liberals conservatives Rating: 2.92/5 More motifakes by Jmac0585 |
 | GOOD PLAN - Protect your nuts Senator or Jesse will cut them off! |
 | POLITICAL INTELLIGENCE - |
 | OBAMA SUPPORTERS - America's most dangerous enemies have already endorsed him. Do you? |
 | OBAMA'S MARKET - Self explanatory |
 | OBAMA - |
 | CHANGE - Because that's all you'll have left when I'm done... |
 | GOVERNMENT - Leaning so heavily to port that it is sinking itself. |
 | IRRELEVANCE -TAGS: irrelevance howard dean democrats president california texas ohio scream Rating: 2.8/5 More motifakes by Jmac0585 |
 | $9.3 TRILLION - The projected deficit calculated for 2010-2019 by the Congressional Budget Office based on Obama's proposals. Source: http://www.cbo.gov/ |
 | THE DEMOCRATIC SEAL - Crying and Whining since 2000 |
 | ANARCHISTS - You know we're right. |
 | VOTE FOR ME... - Or my supporters will call you a racist! |
 | TELEPROMPTER CRUTCH - Because it's easier to read a message of "Hope" and "Change" than to actually know your message. |
 | OK ACORN MEMBERS - How are we going to rig the next election now that our usual voter base of dead people and cartoon characters have wizened up and are too smart to vote for me? |
 | SURPRISE!!! - Sometimes Bill still nails her from behind. |
 | DEMOCRATS - |
 | A BAD IDEA - Just because Obama would gladly hand over half of HIS country to radical extreme terrorists doesn't mean Netanyahu should, too. |
 | DEFINE: ARSE (CHOSE ONE) - 1.)Washed up politician who won't retire. 2.)Where to apply Prep H. 3.)White dude playin' the race card. |
 | LIBERALS - Banning bibles since 2004. |
 | DEMOCRATS - taking anything free from republicans for decades! YOU'RE WELCOME ASS! |
 | FIRST DAUGHTERS' NIGHTMARES - Even they know their father's stimulus plan is a catastrophic disaster. |
 | NO IT DOESN'T - it has no retirement check because it got laid off 6 months before eligibility. |
 | REV. JESSE JACKSON - He'll cut off Obama's nuts! |
 | PERJURY - Think of clever ways to intermix the words "came" and "mouth"; and you have the whole story. |
 | POLITICS - Making the bumper sticker dudes a metric buttload of $$$. |
 | ARE YOU BETTER OFF... - than you were four months ago?TAGS: politics obama reagan ronald barack republican republicans democrats retard Rating: 2.5/5 More motifakes by Paul Kondor Poduszlo |
 | SYMBOL OF DEMOCRATS - Oh, it's a donkey? I thought an ass was more appropriate. |
 | TED KENNEDY - What is it going to take for someone to rip his license from him?TAGS: politics republicans democrats europe europeans fail owned pwned liberals conservatives Rating: 2.44/5 More motifakes by Jmac0585 |
 | LIBERALS - |
 | OH, BOY - The economy is in shambles; unemployment is rising; North Korea is testing missiles; Iran is in chaos; and my ratings are slipping. But at least I can stare at this 16 year old's ass. |
 | GOVERNMENT OVERTHROW - Obama laxing on enhanced interrogation techniques allowed this vicious plot to go through. Ah well... at least he still has his puppy.TAGS: obama teleprompter terrorist democrats politics Rating: 2.33/5 More motifakes by Paul Kondor Poduszlo |
 | HEY LOOK... - I know you lost your legs in service to your country; but I need you to give up an arm and a leg in taxes as well. Oh, and my new care plan doesn't cover war wounds. |
 | DEMOCRATS - Even a child knows better! |
 | DEMOCRATS - The Missing Link From Apes, To Actual Humans. Don't you feel special? |