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Doctor Demotivational Poster

DOCTOR WHO - because I couldn't look away from a statue for a week.

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Rating: 2.12/5

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mallen - January 28, 2009, 4:31 am
lol, side effects of doctor who may include irrational fear of inanimate objects.

DOCTOR WHO IS BATMAN - Your argument is invalid.

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Rating: 3.48/5

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Talisman - September 3, 2011, 11:38 am
Oh my god, that's freaking epic!


Exams -

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Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - November 3, 2015, 3:17 pm
...and if you hear disco music, head for the exit pronto!
mizzdizz - November 3, 2015, 12:28 am
E.D.! One more time, if I said I preferred tall white males, I'd get my head ripped off. Keep your negrophilia to yourself.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 2, 2015, 10:11 pm
OH, MY GOD! ROFLMAO! That is awesome!
ipaprime - November 2, 2015, 9:26 pm
Better than getting a dental exam from your proctologist.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 2, 2015, 9:11 pm
Yes, LOL, I'd be worried :-/
MissPriss - November 2, 2015, 4:40 pm
Should a fella 5L worry when he starts telling ya all the options that are available for whitening?
EmilioDumphque - November 2, 2015, 3:41 pm
I find it best to have a pretty doctor. Extra points if she's from the "subcontinent".

MY DOCTOR TOLD ME - That she was going to give me a Digital Prostrate Exam. I said “Good, it’s about time they computerized these things.” She has the loveliest laugh.

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Rating: 4.74/5

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Hinoron - December 5, 2015, 10:30 pm
"...and the most blessedly slender fingers."
Kyronic - December 16, 2012, 2:20 am
There... there's an ad for prostate cancer check ups above the picture... The coincidence. It burns.
wilderbee - November 3, 2012, 1:26 am
Nissta - February 18, 2012, 6:55 pm
Reminded me of when I was lying in A&E/ER after I'd crashed my bike and the NICE doctor girly said she had to test my prostrate!!! All that went through my head was NOOOOOOOOOOO I'm in enough pain as it is!!!!
RamblinBob - February 16, 2012, 10:26 pm
Since Jan 11th, I too now know what it feels like to be Achmed the Dead Terrorist.
Budog - February 16, 2012, 7:00 am
5L laughing my punhole off...

FOR SCIENCE!!! - Worth giving up your sanity for.


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Rating: 4.51/5

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M0rd3kaI - April 3, 2012, 6:20 pm
Ooooh, the 'drum-drum...cymbal' thing that can get a stoned guy laughing in mere instants?? lol, ok, thanks though :D
Airman - April 3, 2012, 4:45 pm
no.. with the night club standup comics, the drummer would often hit the drum after the punch line.. And Henny was certainly one of those
M0rd3kaI - April 3, 2012, 3:23 pm
I know of 'rimfire' and 'being sh**'... are you referring to the break?
Airman - April 3, 2012, 2:55 pm
rim sh**

GOD MODE - Quantum mechanics is life's cheat code.

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Rating: 3.14/5

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Woodywood03a - August 6, 2009, 12:01 am
I don't mind the movie, it is some of the actors in the movie is really dumb.
HATER - July 27, 2009, 2:34 pm

STOP FOLLOWING ME - I'm not your mother

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Rating: 2.47/5
omeganeep - July 29, 2009, 11:14 pm
love it!!!!!

DAMMIT, JIM - I'm a doctor, not a magician! I can't pull a rabb-oh, wait. . .I guess I'm a magician, after all.

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Rating: 3.62/5

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LOOK AT MY PSYCHIC PAPER - what do you see?

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Rating: 2.82/5

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Vinnie - August 17, 2008, 11:25 am
LOL @ last comment
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 13, 2008, 12:58 am
The best Ziggy comic ever, that's what I see!


You're in trouble -

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Rating: 4.43/5

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RetiredUSNChief - October 16, 2013, 7:01 pm
And you're in deeper trouble if you blink... :)



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Rating: 3.07/5

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CRaSH - April 15, 2009, 5:33 pm
Bananas. Apparently, they feel just like a sonic pistol.

19% OF DOCTORS - Say that they'd be able to give their patients a lethal injection. But the patient would have to be really, really behind on payments.

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Rating: 4.85/5

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BeNiceToMe - February 8, 2012, 7:50 pm
you missed an 'inadvertently' there. wow, what day is it today ? it's SPANKO'S DAY : :)

MY WIFE - Got me a prescription said I'd needed it to survive here.


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VISIT LATVERIA! - At least the trains run on time.

IRISH BREAKFAST - Even Little Antonio Kwows Exactly How A Successful Schoolday Starts

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Rating: 4.12/5

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forseti - April 5, 2010, 6:25 pm
Saw yours 5 min ago. Mine is much better! :P
rerun - April 5, 2010, 12:24 pm

nice take on an older pic.
ICEMAN - April 5, 2010, 2:29 am
Good night Aggy. Got to wake up for work tomorrow. See ya.
ICEMAN - April 5, 2010, 2:24 am
agdaniele - April 5, 2010, 2:16 am
Point well taken. But, in good company, if I do say so myself.
ICEMAN - April 5, 2010, 2:09 am
Ummmm, culos, cubby, mustyk, sean, agdaniele,(wait, what?) etc, etc, etc.
agdaniele - April 5, 2010, 2:05 am
Naturally. Who would?
ICEMAN - April 5, 2010, 2:03 am
I'm not sure I want to.
agdaniele - April 5, 2010, 2:01 am
LMAO! Ain't you heard?
ICEMAN - April 5, 2010, 2:00 am
agdaniele - April 5, 2010, 1:59 am
LOL!!! I know where you're going with that! No, I won't be.
ICEMAN - April 5, 2010, 1:58 am
Yeahbut?????? Will you still be in the country?
agdaniele - April 5, 2010, 1:56 am
LMAO! Not until I see a subpoena and a blood test!
ICEMAN - April 5, 2010, 1:54 am
Is this kid related to you Aggy?

THE DOCTOR - Turning it up to 11

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Rating: 3.73/5

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Anonymous2 - May 2, 2010, 11:29 pm
o_O Ah, I see what you did there.
Derek - May 2, 2010, 7:34 pm
They made a good choice with him

The Tenth Doctor in a Fez -

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Rating: 5/5

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Oldsod - December 14, 2013, 6:35 am
...I wonder if this will start a fez/scarf flame war...
Silverheart - December 13, 2013, 2:14 am

Not so. All arguments have been rendered wibbly - wobbly, timey - wimey.



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Rating: 4.11/5

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spypengen - April 2, 2012, 4:49 pm
don't you mean "hawkward" you see what i did there


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Rating: 4.72/5

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rerun - August 20, 2011, 8:44 am

better keep him away from thr ball cleaners on the golf course.
NattieexP - August 20, 2011, 7:34 am
lol :P 5L


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Rating: 4.92/5

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Greeny - April 27, 2012, 2:44 pm
Yes it is - just shortly before gettin' hitched and subsequent exile... I miss seeing him around
templar13 - April 27, 2012, 10:35 am
Is that House in the background?

Tom Baker -

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Rating: 4.25/5

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DALEKS - i mean, wtf?

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Rating: 3.29/5

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TigerKid - January 21, 2010, 2:38 am
Claire - September 7, 2009, 11:30 pm
Why doesn't someone just punch one in the sensor pod?
willowbrook - August 15, 2008, 11:46 am
daleks have drug aministration tubes?
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 20, 2008, 2:15 am
I'll admit I like Dr. Who, but they're more menacing when you don't see the little green hands and the organ sack inside.

FREE MEDICAL! YOU CAN'T BEAT A DEAL LIKE THIS! - If you can't afford a doctor, go to an airport. You'll get a free x-ray and a pat down,

CAMELS - They will kill you, just not as fast as you think..

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Rating: 5/5

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spypengen - April 15, 2012, 8:33 am
so worth it


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Rating: 4.71/5

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AcidRain - May 18, 2012, 4:30 pm
Can't stop laughing...



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Rating: 2.21/5

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moohahax - September 21, 2010, 11:46 pm
i thought it was pretty good...
forseti - September 20, 2010, 3:39 am
I agree with Claire! Now make some sammiches! :P
Claire - September 19, 2010, 1:29 am
This picture had such potential...

And so it begins -

Yes, Please -

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Rating: 4.57/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 11, 2013, 11:48 pm
Great, now for 5ure everyone's gonna die.

PSYCHIATRISTS - A Fancy Name for Glorified Drug Dealers.

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Rating: 3.71/5

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Swampfox - April 3, 2013, 8:00 pm
And the gang that protects them. The FDA
GaryO - April 3, 2013, 3:35 pm
Man, you guys have all the luck. Here I am, stuck with a naturopathic shrink.
maoworks2 - April 3, 2013, 2:11 pm
Got The Same Thing .
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 3, 2013, 2:08 pm
After I asked mine if the prescribed meds were going to help me, he said quote, "I don't know, but we're going to find out." And I'm thinking, WTF?
maoworks2 - April 3, 2013, 1:55 pm
Tell Me About It !

Happiness/ sadness/ fear is... -

DOCTORS - It is amazing what little harm doctors do when one considers all the opportunities they have

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Rating: 4.79/5

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Zetmonk - January 26, 2012, 5:28 am
suzieq - January 25, 2012, 8:44 am
Than you. I've been told that in Canada, killing patients was mandatory for doctors and if theyr refused to do it, they would lose their license, is that true ??
tellitlikeitis - January 24, 2012, 9:53 pm
This one is absolutely fabulous! Especially in Canada, they literally get away with Murder.

MY DOCTOR TOLD ME - That I'm as healthy as a 25 year old. A 25 year old "what", she didn't say.

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Rating: 4.63/5

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PLASTIC SURGERY - A career choice requiring thoughtful consideration and skill. Because your mistakes WILL come back to haunt you.

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Rating: 3.25/5

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Checkup -


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Rating: 4.75/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 31, 2012, 2:53 am
That's the 5hort and long of it.
rerun - May 30, 2012, 8:04 pm

Only worry about yesterday, that is the day the condom broke.
Airman - May 30, 2012, 10:42 am
there comes a time where you hesitate to buy green bananas
GaryO - May 30, 2012, 9:13 am
Yeah, almost too good.
maoworks2 - May 30, 2012, 8:03 am
THat's Just About It, Good One .


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Rating: 4.75/5

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Rating: 4.61/5

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Anonymous2 - September 17, 2010, 10:54 pm
Ahh, yes, never understimate the power of Monty Python and the Holy Grail, now my #2 motifake.
Kspace - September 16, 2010, 8:29 am
In all seriousness crossing Doom over into Iron Man for one of the movies wouldn't necessarily suck worse than Iron Man 2...

REVENGE - these will be sent cold but served piping hot

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Rating: 3.81/5

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TIME LORD - He must be one...

THE DOCTOR'S CHOICE IS AMERICA'S CHOICE? - I think I'll get a second opinion.

Hello -

DID SOMEONE ASK - If there was a doctor in the house?

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Rating: 3.17/5

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BoneCD - June 5, 2009, 5:32 pm

TRUST ME! - I'm A Doctor

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Rating: 2.77/5

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Uncle Twin - June 26, 2008, 10:05 pm
Gold Member? is that you?

DON'T LOOK AWAY - Don't take your eyes off it. Don't even blink.

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Rating: 2.31/5

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Pattie - November 27, 2008, 11:36 pm
Blink, and you are dead. Nicely, mind, but dead-ish none-the-less.
CraigR - October 11, 2008, 11:47 am
worlds worst staring contest
JoeMoron2000 - February 23, 2008, 4:52 pm
WIN! Oh man, I get the reference! That is hilarious XD

LAUGHTER - It's the best medicine


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Rating: 4.93/5

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spacedog - February 8, 2013, 5:43 pm
Thanks Sho. I've got Dr.Seuss stuck in my brain (again). Would you, could you in a car? Urinate into a jar?
Sho - February 8, 2013, 1:59 pm
5 for sure!


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Rating: 4.17/5

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SteveFurlong - May 12, 2012, 10:15 pm
What do they call that big sporting shin-dig? Derplympics? Oderplics?

JON PERTWEE - Reverse the polarity!


HISTORY - Why repeat it, when it's so much more fun just to change it.

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Rating: 2.96/5
Claire - November 1, 2009, 9:42 pm

NEXT TIME ON - When Pumbers Go Bad

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Rating: 2.82/5

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guyfox - December 10, 2010, 11:38 pm
I will never be able to look at DOCTOR WHO again I hope you're happy
Faceplant31 - December 10, 2010, 4:25 pm
The spelling error is the least of my worries as to why this got through.
javalord32 - December 10, 2010, 3:58 pm
lol i just noticed the spelling error....how did it get through with that?

DARTH EVIL - This is my apprentice I shall call him.... Mini Maul (Get it? Mini Maul? BWAHAHAHA!)


The Doctor -

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Rating: 4.93/5

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GaryO - October 18, 2013, 8:33 am
Screw the cause, hit me....wait, I did screw the cause...hit me again...again
mariand - October 17, 2013, 4:05 pm
This kind of doctor heals the effect, not the cause...
lgvernon - October 16, 2013, 1:19 pm

I need a prescription...


And He Said... -

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Rating: 4.75/5

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GaryO - January 29, 2014, 8:30 am
Well, hey, how ‘bout jus cuttin’ down on the Kibble and Beggin’ Strips and increasing the brown glop….and water...much much more water.
MissPriss - January 28, 2014, 10:42 pm
Oh now ya gone and done it, I'm blushing! (mental note to self - raise Gary's weekly bribe amount).
GaryO - January 28, 2014, 10:24 pm
Actually, it was intended to be faux narcissistic. In reality, sweet monkey, you stand alone, rapidly becoming an all-time great (Airmanish). Tons of posters, 5L posters.
MissPriss - January 28, 2014, 10:12 pm
Glad you enjoyed it Mr. Gary. I may be wrong but is that a hint of a compliment in your comment? Thanks hun!
MissPriss - January 28, 2014, 10:09 pm
I love when you're on...you make me look good. Again , thanks Little.
GaryO - January 28, 2014, 9:35 pm
Missy….girl…….you effing ROCK! Didn’t catch the ‘I’ve been fine’ first time around. Very wonderfully busy poster. Sometimes, sometimes, you remind me of me.....witch doctor song.....geeeezus
chickenlittle - January 28, 2014, 8:29 pm
ahahaha, love this! :D


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Rating: 4.57/5

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jackandsally - April 21, 2012, 2:21 am
fantastic looks like a doc I work with lol
maoworks2 - April 18, 2012, 7:48 am
Catch 22.

The Doctor Haiku -

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Rating: 3.67/5

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Brawler - June 18, 2013, 5:58 pm
Not neccesseraly, western haikus is given a bit of levay when it comes to that rule, since it is quite hard to write a good haiku with those constrictions..
EmilioDumphque - June 18, 2013, 5:35 pm
Isn't a haiku supposed to have 17 syllables?
Silverheart - June 17, 2013, 7:59 pm

The S in TARDIS stands for Space...

WORST DOCTOR - yada yada yada putting words ehre

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Rating: 3/5

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Iseult2 - February 8, 2012, 9:31 pm
TARDIS stands for Time And Relative Dimensions in Space, and its camouflage mechanism got stuck in that shape, as a Police Public Telephone Box with a nonfunctional phone in the time period when those were common and he never got around to fixing it.
Me_ - January 4, 2010, 4:56 pm
So what is with all the plain looking females side kicks?
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 2:10 pm
They should have tried that with Daren from Bewitched. lol
Joshy8632 - January 3, 2010, 2:08 pm
You see each time the "Doctor" get seriously injured he has to regenerate and in doing so he takes on a new form and personality. Talk about flawless story telling in my opinion.
Joshy8632 - January 3, 2010, 2:08 pm
Actually 2 hearts. And yes he's a Time Lord AKA time traveller who uses a TARDIS (It's looks like a phone booth) to travel through time. ANd come to think of it David Tennant is no longer Dr. Who. Since Jan 1st it's Matt Smith now.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 2:03 pm
That's badass. lol Makes me wish I had watched the show. Isn't that the one where the guy is a time traveler with like four hearts?
Joshy8632 - January 3, 2010, 1:59 pm
It's David Tennant the guy that plays Doctor Who in the new remake. It's a double joke for Dr. Who fans.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 1:34 pm
The empty space at the bottom kinda threw me off, but that's a great Carlin quote...and the pictured gentleman seems to be holding a probe of some kind. 4.5/5 If I could get these lions to cooperate...f*** it, I'll round up.

AHA - I have found the problem Achmed. The infidels have implanted a brain in here.

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Rating: 2.88/5

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RELAX - Don't worry, I'm a doctor... ... of psychology

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Rating: 2.33/5

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MYSTERY HEADACHE - Doctor, could it be that 14.5 mm high explosive incendiary round?

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Rating: 1.89/5

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agdaniele - April 2, 2010, 9:51 pm
Perhaps a leather punch and a ball peen hammer?
CANADA - April 2, 2010, 9:37 pm
an MRI will fix that right up

Doug Murphy -

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Rating: 1.78/5

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frog - July 9, 2008, 3:36 am
god i love scrubs, good thing he is in the morgue now!

The Doctor -


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ELEVEN - Who tha man ?

BORG - there like cybermen just not as cool looking, or as badass

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Airman - November 1, 2011, 4:05 pm
oh sure, leave me sloppy seconds
GySgt1811a - October 31, 2011, 9:34 pm
It's a dirty job, but someone has to do it;..."they're." Your turn next Airman.
maoworks2 - October 31, 2011, 6:06 pm
We are borg I'll take 7 of 9


DOCTOR - Zat's Doctor assisted homicide

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Rating: 1.36/5

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Higher Powers - June 25, 2009, 7:07 pm
The hell he is! Dr. House is unbeatable with his walking-stick!
NREEEOW - February 5, 2009, 7:26 pm
Yes. Yes he is.
Khatmonsuk - January 6, 2009, 11:11 am
Dr.Cox is way better than House.

she's awake -

Stupid Questions -

and then he winked -

Hippocratic or Hypocrite? -

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Iconoclast - October 20, 2013, 12:24 am
There is a reason (sales) why the drug companies have their sales reps (pushers) give the Doctors free dinners, shows, trips, etc. The Drs prescribe and the drug companies make $$$$$$.
falloutghoul - October 19, 2013, 9:28 am

Regret -

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Krustbag - September 22, 2014, 8:29 am
I'm really loving capeldi right now
steve1961 - September 20, 2014, 9:06 pm
Doctor? Doctor...who?
Silverheart - September 20, 2014, 7:30 pm

The feels! My favorite Doctor and my... well, one of my favorite companions. Rose is the prettiest, but Donna was more fun.

Always Wrong? -

Body Language -

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 2, 2014, 10:25 am
That doesn't mean I hate Canadian doctors, just the ones in the States; oh, my freaking God! Over here, they act like car salesmen.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 2, 2014, 10:21 am
Only if in mid-laughter the doctor drops dead. :-D
MissPriss - April 2, 2014, 2:36 am
Does it mean pretty much the same thing if he starts laughing uncontrollably?

Healing -

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It's Okay Not To Ask -


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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 21, 2014, 2:42 am
First hand experience... no pun intended, lol.
motifayk - April 20, 2014, 10:49 pm
Looks like you are speaking from experience. 5L


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Greybeard - February 4, 2013, 8:46 pm
The video was awesome also.
CloudchaserS - February 4, 2013, 11:11 am
Liking this because I remember when that song was new!

Truth -

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Rating: 4.75/5

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TIME - HEALS ALL* WOUNDS. *Results may vary. If symptoms persist, consult your doctor.


The Doctor is in -

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Rating: 4.5/5

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Oldsod - January 14, 2014, 7:30 am
...an acquired taste, to be sure. But then again, so is Guinness.
Brawler - January 13, 2014, 12:13 pm
That he is. Maybe no BB King, but he definately has talent..
MissPriss - January 12, 2014, 9:03 pm
Had a chance to hear him and he's actually pretty good!
MashiMashi - January 12, 2014, 3:44 pm
With that crass British Accent of his.


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Rating: 4.46/5

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IS IT BAD DOCTOR - You're toast Steve ...

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Rating: 4.29/5

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Don't Blink -

family -

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Rating: 3.93/5

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lgvernon - June 16, 2013, 11:33 pm

Perfect picture for this, Sho. Excellent!~


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Bartimaeus - December 28, 2009, 3:15 pm
(Well...kind of.)
Bartimaeus - December 28, 2009, 3:15 pm
lol That's evil...PURE EV5L! (Ignore the fact that 5's don't look like E's at all.)
Sean - December 28, 2009, 3:09 pm
You can always sense when one of our regulars is drawing upon his inner pain and turmoil for his creativity. Which begs the question: why isn't Producerman drawing on any inner pain or turmoil for his posters? It's like he has no regrets at all ....
agdaniele - December 28, 2009, 2:05 am
Oh, nevermind, senor.
agdaniele - December 28, 2009, 2:05 am
It's a call-back.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 28, 2009, 2:04 am
I don't get it, Must be a Mexican thing.
agdaniele - December 28, 2009, 2:02 am
Don't you mean s******... "fence"?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 28, 2009, 1:59 am
something about "s****** ***k for bus fare, and still riding the bus home"
agdaniele - December 28, 2009, 1:59 am
You make it sound so ultra-cool!
agdaniele - December 28, 2009, 1:59 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 28, 2009, 1:59 am
I recall you telling me that you rode the bus.
MrRandom - December 28, 2009, 1:59 am
The one where imaginary cars come from.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 28, 2009, 1:57 am
You actually have a mustang Random? What year?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 28, 2009, 1:57 am
Spacedogs mom wears army boots....there I've insulted everyone.
MrRandom - December 28, 2009, 1:57 am
A mustang, but it's a horse. Calgary after all.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 28, 2009, 1:56 am
What Aggy calls "industry" we call "Valet"
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 28, 2009, 1:56 am
Random is just Jealous because he rides a moped.
agdaniele - December 28, 2009, 1:55 am
But, I lived 3 frickin' lifetimes by 25... and have been trying to wind down ever since. If you called 15yrs in the casino industry "winding down"
MrRandom - December 28, 2009, 1:55 am
I don't know if I can be sad right now, considering I just watched Nazi Zombies for the last hour and a half.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 28, 2009, 1:55 am
The happy Irishman only hits his wife twice when he gets home.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 28, 2009, 1:54 am
It's a Simpsons quote.....and we already know you're sad Random.
agdaniele - December 28, 2009, 1:54 am
I drink like a happy irishman... not sure that there's much difference.
MrRandom - December 28, 2009, 1:53 am
Too slow to get my comment in, I'm sad now.
MrRandom - December 28, 2009, 1:52 am
Said Mooooooooooooo to his male prostitute.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 28, 2009, 1:52 am
Married....But fast car...yep.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 28, 2009, 1:52 am
Bacon up that Sausage boy!!
spacedog - December 28, 2009, 1:51 am
Loose women and fast cars?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 28, 2009, 1:51 am
With any luck I'll see 32.(My Birthday is next month)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 28, 2009, 1:50 am
Healthy? No......I still b***er my bacon and drink like an angry Irishman.............I just try to avoid obvious deathtraps.
spacedog - December 28, 2009, 1:47 am
Healthy body = healthy mind Moooo+? (excellent poster btw Aggy. 5Ls)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 28, 2009, 1:44 am
I did plenty of stupid things on purpose....just not the fence.(I'm 30 now....gotta start thinking about actually staying alive)
agdaniele - December 28, 2009, 1:42 am
Forgot.... of course. In that case, My cousins and I were just nutcases.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 28, 2009, 1:40 am
I'd laugh Space, but I kinda believe you........@Aggy, The fence was an accident, I just sorta forgot.
agdaniele - December 28, 2009, 1:40 am
Sure, space..... now that it's finally only on your neck.
spacedog - December 28, 2009, 1:38 am
I've gotten a bit of a tolerance built up from the shock collars Mrs. spacedog gets me to wear.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 28, 2009, 1:38 am
The fence I mean.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 28, 2009, 1:38 am
About 5 months ago...to be honest.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 28, 2009, 1:37 am
And one time, my brother poured Tabasco in my eyes.
agdaniele - December 28, 2009, 1:37 am
LMAO! We must've had the same type of childhood... the good ol days when boys would do anything risky. Wait... now I'm guessing you did this last week.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 28, 2009, 1:36 am
I actually grabbed an electric fence once....stone sober and totally aware........Hurt like a b****.
agdaniele - December 28, 2009, 1:34 am
Talk about an arc hazard!
spacedog - December 28, 2009, 1:34 am
Ed Begley Jr. avoids my neighborhood ever since I chased down his stupid electric car and peed on it.
agdaniele - December 28, 2009, 1:32 am
It's far safer when aiming down.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 28, 2009, 1:29 am
the rest of us don't have to raise our legs next to it. Hence, we can stand farther away.
spacedog - December 28, 2009, 1:27 am
And you've gotta be careful with peeing on fire hydrants in the winter. Especially when drunk. Those things are very cold and metal.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 28, 2009, 1:25 am
I think they prefer "little people". In your country they're popular in wrestling and bull fighting.
agdaniele - December 28, 2009, 1:23 am
They're called midgets, mooooo... you're so d*** cruel.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 28, 2009, 1:23 am
Ed Begley Jr, A tree......six of one......
agdaniele - December 28, 2009, 1:22 am
That wasn't a tree... it was Ed Begley Jr. Close enough, though.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 28, 2009, 1:22 am
And fire hydrants right?
spacedog - December 28, 2009, 1:21 am
That's why I just piss outside on trees.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 28, 2009, 1:19 am
And as far as chasing her goes....those things often waver back and forth as I stand at them.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 28, 2009, 1:18 am
She was fat, she wore a white blouse with a circular pink belt buckle.....I was sure she was a Urinal.
spacedog - December 28, 2009, 1:17 am
I think it was when you chased her down the hall so you could finish "christening" her, that kind of set soured things Mooo+.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 28, 2009, 1:13 am
Christ!....you urinate on one interviewer and no one ever lets you forget it.....5 BTW.
agdaniele - December 28, 2009, 12:31 am
Yeah... just get on with this 2010 thing.
MrRandom - December 28, 2009, 12:28 am
The holidays must be getting to us.
agdaniele - December 28, 2009, 12:26 am
(apparent challenges with the TH words this evening)
agdaniele - December 28, 2009, 12:26 am
agdaniele - December 28, 2009, 12:25 am
I think teir people talked to moooo's people, and there's going to be a spring break spectactular.
MrRandom - December 28, 2009, 12:22 am
MrRandom - December 28, 2009, 12:22 am
I though they weren't coming back after Moooooooooooooo's 'incident'?
agdaniele - December 28, 2009, 12:18 am
I thought I'd get the story out there before the E! True Motifake Story did.
MrRandom - December 28, 2009, 12:14 am
It all makes sense now


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Really old joke. I expect better from you, bud. (still made me chuckle, though)


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Ninjas can't catch ye if yer on fire.
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