Tagged with: dog
 | ORDERS ARE - Nobody can see the Great Oz Not Nobody Not Nohow! |
 | METH ADDICTS - |
 | EVOLUTIONARY DEFENSE - Being cute is bacon's way of surviving early on |
 | THE BARK KNIGHT - |
 | ONE'S NICHE - EASIEST TO FIND WHEN OFF THE LEASH - |
 | TWO HEADED - Eight Legged Double Decker Dog! |
 | BOUNDARIES - This guy crossed them |
 | CHASTITY DOG - Keep it in your pants fella or I can't be responsible for what happens to it. |
 | THAT DOG - Needs a haircut. |
 | BASEBALL - |
 | OH, HA HA - Very funny, guys! |
 | MACHO - |
 | THE DOGFATHER - |
 | LOVING FRIENDS - |
 | HEY - Has anyone seen the dog? |
 | FUCK THAT - |
 | WHEN YOU'RE THE BIG DOG - Be humble It pays off in the long run |
 | DOWN BOY - |
 | MR YELLOW - Clowns to the left of me, jokers to my right, Can you tell me how to get to Sesame Street? |
 | THIS IS TURBO - When she takes off, she always lays down rubber. |
 | DREAMS - |
 | THE SECRET - Santa's Secret Weiner Elves... delivering Santa's gifts through your apartment building's ductwork |
 | RIDDEN LIKE DOGS - |
 | MOMMY, LOOK!!! - I made you a wiener dog out of those funny little cotton things you keep in the bathroom! Isn't it great? Mommy? Why is your face turning red? |
 | PANDA DOG - It's just that amazing |
 | OKAY, SHORTY... - You may have won this round, but next time, I'm taking you down! |
 | BONAFIDE - |
 | DINGO - No not her, it's what ate her baby. And by Dingo I mean coyote, and by baby I mean her dog. |
 | THERE - And that's all I have to say about that! |
 | DOG - |
 | INDIFFERENCE - The final remaining members of the Michael Vick Fan Club |
 | COMMUNITY HERO - really so i can be a dog?! does that mean the furries were right? |
 | DOGGIE DENTIST - So, how long have you had this cat stuck back there, Mr. Spike? |
 | A DOG FIGHT - |
 | COURAGE - This picture should be the definition in the Oxford Dictionary. |
 | AGGY'S DOG - |
 | WEINER DOG PORNO - |
 | WTF!? - I ordered white wine! |
 | OH, NO!!! - I don't like this part, it's too scary! Just tell me when it's safe to look, okay? |
 | LITTLE WOLFGANG - Never lived that dark day down when Mommy thought it would be cute to dress him up |
 | PARENTS - Always hiding the truth from us... |
 | WEINER DYSFUNCTION - For erections lasting more than 4 hours please contact your Veterinarian! |
 | DOGS - Can't be blamed for chasing pussy |
 | HOLY TESTIMONY - |
 | SO - I was talking to my broker the other day |
 | JURIES - I wonder who's gonna be on Erik's ?? |
 | NICE DOGGIE - He Likes You. I Can Tell |
 | MARK'S DOG - Genetically engineered by EGD; Trained by WTFO. Now, it's going to show Mark's leg what Cubbybear taught it. |
 | LOVE - He was Just a young pup from the wrong side of town.. She was an uptown uptempo monkey..It was forbidden... but yet, so beautiful. |
 | THE DEVIL'S HOT DOG - Bacon-Wrapped Hot Dog With Fried Egg And Cheese....noom noom nomm! |
 | 21ST BIRTHDAY - awesome for you, mathematically improbable for dogs. |
 | DOG DAYS - |
 | CHILL OUT DUDE! - I was only joking about Ms. Hilton coming to get you |
 | DOGS - God's apology for creating women |
 | THE DOG - He likes putting the scum of the Earth behind bars...and BIG tits |
 | DOG VADER - Finds your lack of Alpo disturbing. |
 | AWWWW GEEZ . . . - . . . that's like my entire diet (except for the tootsie rolls) |
 | IS THERE A DOG? - The burning question on the mind of every dyslexic existentialist. |
 | GUILT - OK, what did you do? |
 | RAPIST - It might be someone you live with. |
 | ARKANSAS - |
 | WALKING THE DOG - You're doing it wrong! |
 | Dogs & Beer - |
 | BE A HERO - Anybody can piss on the floor. Try to hit the ceiling. |
 | PATIENCE - |
 | BECAUSE - |
 | Dildogun! - |
 | Restraint - |
 | SUSHI DOG - Ummmmm.....Retriever! Nommm nommm Nommm |
 | HOT DOG AND FRENCH FRY PIZZA - Now this is just stupid...ok, I would try it |
 | LOOSIANA GATOR DOG - Now that's what I call a HotDog! |
 | DOGS - Don't insult them !! |
 | DOGGIE STYLE DREAMERS - |
 | CHRISTIANITY DOGMA - |
 | LOSERS - Not a real weiner in the whole bunch... that bitch in the painting is nice though! |
 | SPACEDOG - It's all fun and Games Until he starts Humping your Leg. |
 | WHO LET THE DOGS OUT? - |
 | A MOTIFAKE CONSERVATIVE - Keep on barking, cause there's nothing else you can do. |
 | HAHAHAHA - |
 | GENETIC ENGINEERING - |
 | ACCEPTANCE - |
 | OM NOM NOM - nom nom nom |
 | HOTS DOGS - |
 | SLUMDOGS - When all else fails....JAI HO! |
 | LAP DOGS - Don't you just want to kick them? Yeah...me too! |
 | CUBBYBEAR'S DOG - He's Been Well Trained |
 | BEWARE OF DOG - SERIOUSLY, BEWARE! |
 | WALL DOGS - Watching your every move |
 | DRUNK DOGS - This is what they see right before they pass out |
 | LUCKY DOG - Hey pal, can you do this?(sluurrp)I don't think so. If you did she would knock you right into next week. Not me, anytime I want!(sluurrp)See? (sluurrp)MMMM..tasty!sluurrp sluurrp... |
 | GREYBEARD DOGS - |
 | REVERSIBLE DOG CAT - You will never make anything this cool |
 | FAILURE - An act or instance of failing or proving unsuccessful. |
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 | BLOWJOBS - His took way to long |
 | Mortal Enemies - |
 | LONG DOG - LONG CAT, BE AFRAID! |
 | VALENTINES DAY - |
 | DOG TRAINING - Requires Clear And Concise Commands |
 | BACON BURGER DOGS - Remember when Bill mentioned this on the Cosby Show? They do exist |
 | FUGLY DOG - but her pets are cute |
 | ZUPDOG - Obama has no plan for it either |
 | BEAUTY - |
 | CORN DOG ROMANCE - A warm cozy fire...no kids or TV...Just you and that golden dog on a stick. Forget the critics...Go for it son! |
 | WHAT A DOG - It's all about the perception. |
 | REXFIDOBUSTER - This is a mythological dog w/ 3 heads AND 3 bodies. Some people argue that it is simply, '3 dogs' |
 | YEAH - |
 | RESPONSIBILITY - You made the mess, you clean it up |
 | DOG - I don't give a shit what it looks like, someone needs to help it. |
 | SNIFFER DOGS - Never try and hide a shaved one because he can smell it a mile away. |
 | MR GIGGLES. - He is good with children. |
 | DOG EATING - Starts at an early age in China. |
 | SMALL DOGS - They're just too cute not to torture. |
 | YEE-HAW!!! - Giddyup, little wiener-doggie! Hah! Time to round up all the tiny livestock! Ride 'em, crabboy! |
 | DEAD PARROT - "I WISH TO MAKE A COMPLAINT!" |
 | EBONY AND IVORY - Live Together in Perfect Harmony |
 | I DOUBLE DOG DARE YOU - |
 | A Dog Named Nig - |
 | THAT'S HOW... - ...you can tell she likes it from behind. |
 | BOLT - |
 | JESUS - Has returned... |
 | BATDOG - I am the protector of the innoce... SQUIRREL!! |
 | DILDOGUN! - Dildogun incoming in 3, 2, 1... |
 | THE BULLDOG - A hot dog wrapped in american cheese and an eggroll wrapper then deep fried! Who said Hot dogs are boring? |
 | SHE'S RIGHT - Dude, you forgot the 6 doughtnuts - duh! |
 | SEARCH AND RESCUE DOGS - They'll find you, because they're hungry! |
 | IT'S A DOGS LIFE - Who do you want me to kill now master?? |
 | CLASSICAL CONDITIONING - Pavlov should have been a beat cop. |
 | BACON - YOU STOLE MINE!!! |
 | IN THE DOGHSE - Much better with Dish |
 | COOLDOG - He's just like the Fonz, except he's a dog. How fuckin' cool is that ? |
 | THE DARK KNIGHT - Is not amused |
 | Jesus Is Risen - |
 | LIFE - |
 | WEINER DOGS - |
 | BEHEADING - |
 | SOLIDARITY - |
 | DOGGY JAIL - It's what you get for watching that Kitty Porn |
 | PLANET REX - The Empire didn't find any rebels. They did however unfortunately find squirrels. |
 | GOD - It's "dog" backwards. |
 | BEAUTY - I get it. Now where are my fucking fruit loops? |
 | OBEDIENCE - |
 | BODY LANGUAGE - What do you think she is trying to say? |
 | PLAYER DOG - C'mon, I know you want a piece of this |
 | YOUR DOG - He ate my babies |
 | THIS DOG - just saw you naked |
 | DOGS BEWARE - Cats are done being chased |
 | CHINESE FOOD - I Told You It Wasn't Cat Meat! |
 | NO NEED TO WORRY - |
 | FLYING DOGS - Catch em if you can |
 | FLYING HOT DOGS - Catching them is half the fun |
 | DOG - Mans best friend |
 | THANKS DUDE - This sure beats chasing sticks ! |
 | DOGS - Good friends...lousy drivers |
 | DOG FOOD - YOUR DOG HAS A BRAND HE LIKES. IF YOU GET THE WRONG ONE HE LL BE PISSED, LITERALLY. CUZ LETS FACE IT HES REALLY THE BOSS. |
 | SADDAM HUSSEIN - He isn't dead. He gained weight, moved to Mexico, and is persueing his dream: weiner dog porn. |
 | DOGS - There's A Reason Some Of Them Are Called 'Lucky' |
 | CRAMPTON CHILI DOG EATING CONTEST - Thats where you met him. |
 | Breakest ... Wind? - |
 | I AM CHANGING MY DOGS NAME - to DJ 5 Hour Boner |