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KANYE WEST - His own parents even think he's a douche bag

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Rating: 3.78/5

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alazgr8 - September 12, 2011, 8:34 pm
Ya' know, those a$$istants and manicurists can be pretty tough, I know...
TheSarge - October 30, 2009, 2:50 pm
I bet this turd has 20 bodyguards around him too.
BriaHere - September 15, 2009, 3:02 pm
Most people I know think he's a douche. Also, Russell Brand, just to throw it in.
darkangel98s - September 15, 2009, 4:07 am
I just wanted to make sure I remembered their craziness ^_^
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 15, 2009, 3:44 am
i was using them as examples of celebs who have let fame go to their heads. Naomi Campbell has attacked 2 a**istants and a manicurist.
darkangel98s - September 15, 2009, 3:42 am
I hate to bring this up, but didn't Russel Crow attack a journalist by throwing a phone at him, then giving a bow of respect before leaving? And doesn't Lambchop do blow off underage tai Prostitutes?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 15, 2009, 3:31 am
Just some...not all. ex,Naomi Campbell, Russel Crowe, Lambchop.
agdaniele - September 15, 2009, 3:29 am
I disagree, mooooo... Celine Dion turned out just fine.
agdaniele - September 15, 2009, 3:29 am
And yet the youth today love him. You kan take the punk out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the punk.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 15, 2009, 3:28 am
It's fame like that that leads celebs to get big headed and start pulling hissy fits.
agdaniele - September 15, 2009, 3:26 am
What a great comment on our youth that his albums go platinum and triple platinum, and he wins awards from GQ, MTV, BRIT and the Grammys.
darkangel98s - September 15, 2009, 3:22 am
I will 5 star anything that brings the hate against this man.

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED - If your mission was to be a complete douche, then yes, mission accomplished indeed.

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Rating: 2.27/5

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Kissbiff - May 24, 2009, 10:08 am

DOUCHEBAG - An undesirable individual who embraces MTV culture to the point of extremes.

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Rating: 2.63/5

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Lloyd - December 13, 2008, 12:30 am
Why are they making b***erflies with their hands?
pervo - December 5, 2008, 4:16 am
Why aren't those faces orange? I think they're just would-be douchebags.
Overlord Douchebag - October 21, 2008, 8:53 pm
I do not in any way endorse those rejects.
honesty - October 21, 2008, 8:19 pm
wow that really is alot of douchebags..

NEW YORK METS - Seriously. You are the worst team in the history of the world. Just give up already.

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Rating: 2.47/5

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FuckMets&Yankees - September 30, 2008, 1:23 pm
how do u pick up an all star or 2 every off season and still suck so bad?

THE OVERLORD DOUCHEBAG - Occasionally leaves the safety of his Impenetrable Cardboard Fortress.

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Rating: 4.35/5

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phydeaux - January 24, 2010, 3:08 pm
Now sit on it and spin. 5L!

TIM TEBOW - Because mel gibson doesnt play football.

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Rating: 4.29/5

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Rudedog - December 25, 2012, 2:10 am
When did Tebow become an anti Semite. Is it the whole New Testament thing. Seemed like an pretty good guy to me. Can't throw for **** though.
EmilioDumphque - June 1, 2012, 10:21 pm
There's also the matter of ignoring Jesus's wishes regarding public prayer! Mathew 6:5
AllegedAccomplice - January 2, 2012, 7:58 am
If he can learn to throw he will be great. Usually throwing isn't learned in the NFL, you're either born with the ability or you never get to the NFL. He works real hard at it so maybe he can learn it. Still wondering how they won 6 strait.
Airman - December 7, 2011, 12:15 pm
I live in Denver, and am not a big Broncos fan (grew up north of Oakland), but this has brought some relevance to what was going to be another 4-12 season. He works hard and is amazing when it is crunch time. Not sure Elway is enamored. But it's fun
CloudchaserS - December 7, 2011, 7:12 am
Good point, that does make sense.
RonE - December 7, 2011, 5:22 am
It's not hate. Most of us think he is overrated "professional" player. When he has shown through play he is worth all that hype (professionally) might be a different story. Until then, just another rookie starter. (He is getting better weekly)
caveman - December 7, 2011, 1:24 am
I think people just hate on him because he is different, in the way he represents himself, and the way he plays QB.
CloudchaserS - December 7, 2011, 1:04 am
I don't understand why some people hate on Tim Tebow. What did he ever do to anyone?

JESUS MAY LOVE YOU - But The Rest of Us Think You're a Douchebag



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Rating: 4.05/5

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Amren - July 30, 2011, 12:36 pm
Go on! Skin that smokewagon! Oh, wait, it's just a what??
rudeboy308 - July 29, 2011, 5:13 pm
If you're talking about cheap flash art, then yes. But a custom tattoo will run a couple/three hundred, plus tip--higher if it requires more visits for coloring or blackwork. Some tattoos can end up costing about as much as a high-end SIG Sauer.
Cyberhagen - July 29, 2011, 2:56 pm
Actually, probably not. A half-decent pistol will run you at least $350 if not 3 times that.


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Rating: 3.09/5

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Sean. - September 26, 2009, 12:30 pm
Can you imagine it ... being Hitler's only black friend? You'd be on call 24-7 -- "Yes Mein Fuhrer, Kenye nearly gave Mike Myers a heart attack. I too nearly dropped my viennersnitzel. Or: No Mein Fuhrer, cornrows would not be a good look for you ...."

DOUCHEBAGS - Wear sunglasses at night.

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Rating: 2.29/5

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BRET MICHAELS - is an over-the-hill untalented crass horny douchebag who utterly sickens me.

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Rating: 2.81/5

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Nittin - May 20, 2009, 12:58 am
what the hell kind of name is 'Bret'?
HtD - March 28, 2009, 3:56 am
You're one of the idiots that would go on the show to get a disease from this a**hole.
mee - March 28, 2009, 2:58 am
man bret michaels is ***y and he is awesome although alot older than me i still love the music!!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 22, 2009, 12:27 am
Talk dirty to me! Seriously, one okay song ( if I have my kitsch meter turned to 11 ) doesn't make up for a half a**ed career as a reality show c-level celebrity horndog with absolutely zero class.
Cubbybear - January 21, 2009, 11:11 am
I know what you mean...Poison was not a great band

JEFFREY DAHMER - He looks hungry.

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Rating: 2.5/5

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Bartimaeus - October 30, 2009, 2:05 am
Hey...HEY! Why didn't they give Hannibal Lecter the death penalty? Because...they were afraid of what he'd want for a last meal! Waka! Waka! Waka!
boeweizer - October 30, 2009, 2:03 am
om nom nom
agdaniele - February 6, 2009, 8:28 pm
You gotta stop watching the Discovery Channel... you're getting news that's about 14 years old. Motifake #14074 nailed it.

GARAUE - It's Iraqian/Baghdadenes for DOUCHE-BAG.

DOUCHEBAG - This one is a professional.

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Rating: 1.91/5

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ThatGuy - March 16, 2010, 2:41 pm
I'll say it to his face. Whats he gonna do? Hit me with his purse?
gaps - March 16, 2010, 5:50 am
fuggenwaggles even the names funny lmao when you tell him he is a douch to his face & wake up 3months later from a coma come msg me and i might rate this lmao

DOUCHEBAGS - Meet your Emperor. He has proclaimed himself emperor of all the douchebags.


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Rating: 5/5

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Sho - October 3, 2013, 9:42 pm
and you really need to go to the bathroom. very badly.
JesusWept - June 11, 2013, 9:54 am
And when they finally got their order and are about to leave, they run out of fuel.
lgvernon - June 10, 2013, 11:13 am

And they are non-English-speaking. They also become distracted by the sound of my head b***** against the steering wheel of my truck.


Elvis Presley -

36'' LIFT KIT - Because sometimes normal compensation just isn't enough.

STRETCH HUMMERS - Allowing douchebags to overcompensate in style!

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Rating: 2.58/5

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Rating: 4.47/5

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agdaniele - May 8, 2010, 1:51 pm
To you, or FOR you? Wait... that's not what I meant.
GreyScorpion - May 8, 2010, 1:48 pm
prison will do that to you
agdaniele - May 8, 2010, 1:38 pm
When trying to figure out how to enslave an entire race... one must get all the info available on the rec***. a*** *** has been known to enslave many a man.
pieman - May 8, 2010, 10:50 am
Cap FTW! You never know. It is just sh*t to us but but it could be diamonds to them. 5 solid gold lions.

COCK-A-DOODLE-DOUCHEBAG! - Sweet Jesus man. Just kill yourself.

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Rating: 4.3/5

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rerun - August 1, 2010, 8:36 am

sad thing is, in about 10 years she will "find" this picture and wonder just what the hell she was thinking.
corbett06 - August 1, 2010, 8:33 am
i must agree with cubby on this one
Cubbybear - May 15, 2010, 11:07 pm
Hawt girl...woof!

THE WORLD IS A DANGEROUS PLACE - not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who do nothing about it! -Albert Einstien

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Rating: 4.05/5

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Reality Lord - August 20, 2011, 2:11 pm

you mean like Christ?
falloutghoul - August 20, 2011, 1:21 pm
Those Auto-Suggestions have to go!
GreyScorpion - October 20, 2010, 3:24 pm
Hi Hammer, make it 22, enough of this discussion. Next post on this poster, today, gets a TO.
HammerofHeeb - October 20, 2010, 3:20 pm
21. Because I checked it as soon as I clicked the "Post Comment."
HammerofHeeb - October 20, 2010, 3:19 pm
Well, he took it in the form of how it was an elitist symbol. I think it was accompinied by Skull and Bones on Harvard or Yales doors.
crankyhead - October 20, 2010, 3:17 pm
congrats hammer, you just got 20 people to check the clock simultaneously
crankyhead - October 20, 2010, 3:16 pm
which should be a pretty clear indicator of just how screwed up those doucherockets actually were.
HammerofHeeb - October 20, 2010, 3:15 pm
I won't be going anywhere until 345. That's when I will be done with my last patient and I have closed all my notes :-)
HammerofHeeb - October 20, 2010, 3:13 pm
And it was revived by Hitler for the reason of racism and "white supremecy."
crankyhead - October 20, 2010, 3:12 pm
the swastika a big symbol in Buddhism, which, is about as far away from Nazism as a person can get.
Airman - October 20, 2010, 3:08 pm
Hitler became Chancellor in 1933.. and was left alone until he attacked Poland in 1939.. heck, they hosted the '36 Olympics. He emulated Rome with all the symbolism. swastikas have been around long before the nazis started using it, as in Bronze Age
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 20, 2010, 3:04 pm
I'm glad you've run away Hammer......you weren't exactly "well liked". In fact...you're a tool.
Neener - October 20, 2010, 2:27 pm
Swasticas were also used in war propoganda posters. More proof that just because a symbol is shown doesn't mean its PRO (insert symbol's group)
crankyhead - October 20, 2010, 2:27 pm
can your EO make us a poster then?
HammerofHeeb - October 20, 2010, 2:24 pm
Really, it's impact versus intent. My EO would be super proud right now.
Neener - October 20, 2010, 2:22 pm
I take it since you haven't answered you now see the poster as it was intended. Anti-Nazi. Its about taking action against evil instead of just watching it happen.
Neener - October 20, 2010, 2:05 pm
Have you read the quote? Do you agree that the symbol reinforces the wisdom within?
HammerofHeeb - October 20, 2010, 2:04 pm
IDK..the Nazi's killing millions of people? Maybe that might be a start.
Neener - October 20, 2010, 2:03 pm
Could you kindly point out where this poster is about hate?
HammerofHeeb - October 20, 2010, 1:54 pm
And my name is all about hate? FAIL.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 20, 2010, 12:05 pm
Someone seems to think that this is factfake.com....it isn't.
AdmiralAckbar - October 20, 2010, 12:01 pm
fascistfrenchman - October 20, 2010, 8:16 am
In pursuant to Article 4 of Act of 15 September 1935, the eagle of the Reich (Reichsadler; organs of state) points toward your right, while the eagle of the NSDAP (Parteiadler; NSDPA) points to your left.
agdaniele - June 26, 2010, 11:14 pm
Martyrs don't make change. Check history.
rerun - June 26, 2010, 8:33 pm

knock it off or take a time out....both of you.
Reality Lord - June 26, 2010, 7:26 pm

i could rattle off "so did your mom" ...nah. too big, too controlling, conform or be cast out...kinda like your mom. sorry had to.
urmom - June 26, 2010, 7:17 pm
google did do something a**wipe


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Rating: 3.06/5

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Matters_Not - December 21, 2008, 12:50 am
what!!!.no comment from culos?
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 26, 2008, 2:56 pm
The best way to eat a head is to boil it in beer. The meat comes right off, and the brains are easy to yank out the nose or foramen magnum. Always remember to shave the whole head first!
Overlord Douchebag - November 26, 2008, 1:06 pm
Well, normally, yes. Those unlucky bastards just managed to prove to be ALMOST a semblance of a fraction of a challenge.
Cubbybear - November 26, 2008, 10:43 am
He doesn't eat the heads?
Overlord Douchebag - November 26, 2008, 10:02 am
This is pretty funny..I think SOMEONE'S been spared my usual morning slaughters. Made my day, right here.
Elwood - November 26, 2008, 6:40 am
Funny, but I don't hear OD laughing, Ronsart. I sure hope he has a sense of humor. Otherwise, someone might die.
pro - November 26, 2008, 4:36 am
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 26, 2008, 1:13 am
I hear it's only for ph**o-ops. Normally, the place is a mess.

COUNSELING - The Sage Greybeards of Motifake stage an intervention on Elder God Douchebag

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Rating: 2.63/5

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Elder God Douchebag - January 16, 2009, 6:33 pm
You should thank me. The tenth planet was full of jerks.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 16, 2009, 4:36 pm
It won't take. The last time someone tried to erase his evil, he ate just enough time to remove the tenth planet from our solar system from history.

DOUCHEBAG OF THE DAY - #1 on my "Top 5 list" of people I wanna punch in the face

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Rating: 1.92/5

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DOUCHEBAG - Everyone knows one

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Rating: 1.62/5

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aPauling - August 29, 2008, 8:37 am
Now I know three more!

THE ELDER GODS - They're a bunch of douchebags. Please kick them in the nuts if you seeh them.

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Rating: 1.5/5

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spacedog - February 7, 2010, 1:26 am
So this guys hits two Moderators and three long-standing members?
Overlord Douchebag - February 6, 2010, 9:11 pm
Sand, not stand. I fail'd.
Overlord Douchebag - February 6, 2010, 9:11 pm
It's obviously someone I put in their place before..Wonder who's still got stand in their v*****.
Claire - February 6, 2010, 7:23 pm
If he had stopped at "They're a bunch of douche bags" it would have been funny, but then he had to keep going and it just got hateful. Also, I don't think there is an "h" at the end of the word "see."
rerun - February 6, 2010, 6:22 pm

is this supposed to be a tribute? seems hateful.

suicide bomber -

RUSH - "Freedom of speech shouldn't guarantee immunity from the standards of decency" -unknown

THE NAME IS BAG... - Douche bag...

custom SUVs -

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Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 8, 2013, 1:16 am
Ha! I forgot about that site :-D Good idea. Thank you.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 8, 2013, 1:15 am
Oh my God, I wouldn't be surprised, lol.
BobbEdwards - September 7, 2013, 5:04 pm
And Douche Archives
PorterRockwell - September 7, 2013, 12:37 pm
Ia that a handicapped license plate too?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 7, 2013, 4:49 am
I keep forgetting about that. That's a new edition, right?
MissPriss - September 6, 2013, 7:18 pm
Hey Crotchety...if you haven't already, would look nice over at motofake too!

WOULDN'T IT BE HILARIOUS - if the moderators did this to every person who's a douchebag on Motifake?

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Rating: 4.67/5

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Reality Lord - March 10, 2012, 8:03 am

this would be mild by comparison :)
Sho - March 9, 2012, 1:41 am

vaping -

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Rating: 4.5/5

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Cannabal - May 28, 2014, 3:50 pm
Oh, goody, there's something to do in Winnipeg now.
MissPriss - May 27, 2014, 12:28 am
Vapors, smapors, they just opened a 5L pot smoking lounge in Winnipeg today! Uh, for medicinal purposes of course...weeeeee.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 26, 2014, 7:29 pm
Last week I would have agreed with this poster, but on Wednesday a guy gave me a pretty nice vaporizer in lieu of payment for a 5 minute computer repair....I see the appeal in them now.
Cannabal - May 26, 2014, 7:12 pm
Real men 5moke.
Cannabal - May 26, 2014, 7:12 pm
Real men 5moke.
Greeny - May 26, 2014, 6:29 pm

Inverted Hair Growth Syndrome -


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Rating: 3.92/5

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CANADA - March 31, 2010, 7:44 pm
only time i drink coffee is duck and goose hunting
Chompers - March 31, 2010, 7:17 pm
The powers of the anti-douche are not to be questioned
Bob D. Sailor - March 31, 2010, 7:16 pm
I was wondering the same thing R.S.J.
R.S.Jake - March 31, 2010, 6:39 pm
I'm just wondering how you shatter a paper cup... 5!
Fatt Matt - March 31, 2010, 6:08 pm
I hate coffee, but at $13 a cup I'd be pissed too. +5 cafe-latte-cra**'-douches

HANDY PIERCINGS - For those times when you wash your douchebag and need to hang him up to dry...

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Rating: 3.83/5

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Faceplant31 - June 2, 2010, 4:08 pm
Meh, this one works out nicely.
Chef - June 2, 2010, 4:06 pm
Thanks... I wanted one with a hippy but I couldn't find one.
Faceplant31 - June 2, 2010, 4:02 pm
Good one.

KANYE WEST'S - Favorite Movie

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Rating: 3.44/5

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Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 8:48 pm
Works for me, Chopper. Works for me.
Chopperliscious - November 1, 2009, 8:43 pm
Okay okay - if Kanye West got to have *** with Angelina "The Lips" Jolie, I'll give it 6 lions.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 8:39 pm
The only thing to do now is write down this story and hope the others believe...like the Bible.
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 8:35 pm
What an awesome coincidence, based on the subject at hand. And we're the only ones that witnessed it.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 8:33 pm
That's the magic of Kanye, my friend. lol
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 8:32 pm
You know what Bart? You typed and posted that comment while I was typing my previous one. What are the odds of that?
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 8:31 pm
I don't think you're ignorant. But are you being serious?
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 8:30 pm
Imma let you finish, but...this is the best Kanye poster of all time! Of all time!
Chopperliscious - November 1, 2009, 8:23 pm
Well what WAS the Kayne thing? Pardon my ignorance lol.
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 8:15 pm
Oh, has the Kanye thing run its course by now? My bad, I should've known...
Chopperliscious - November 1, 2009, 8:11 pm
I don't get it. Is there some scandalous story that I've missed? I'll vote when I'm filled in.

OH, LOOK - Overlord Douchebag Got His Own Comic!

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Sidereal - January 12, 2010, 7:46 am
Surely Adolf was left handed>?
Derek - January 12, 2010, 1:35 am
We're living in Bizarro-world

OKAY - Who Upset The Overlord Douchebag ??

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Rating: 3.17/5

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SHOP AT COSTCO - Get the Jumbo size of Bronzer and go all the way down.

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ICEMAN - November 21, 2009, 1:25 am
It's only common sense.

CONSERVATIVES - Fight the real enemy!

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YAY! - May 10, 2009, 9:01 pm
Conservatives........f***ing Morons
Zed - July 21, 2008, 2:11 am
The Terrorist who attacked us was OSAMA BIN LADIN, from his base in AFGHANISTAN, not Iraq, retard!
Jesse - June 6, 2008, 3:00 pm
The problem with conservatives: they apparently don't do the "abstract thought" thing so well, if you're any indication. If that sign is real, it's referring to a health care problem.
Dumb Ass Liberals - May 20, 2008, 10:38 pm
The problem with Liberals. They see Conservative Americans as the "real enemy"... not the Terrorist who knocked down two of our buildings and beheaded our civilians! f***ing morons.

DOUBLE FAIL - Those are his knees, dumbass.

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Rating: 1.27/5

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S.lo - July 16, 2008, 1:49 pm
you are an idiot because you are an idiot, get it? naah , me neither

NO THANKS - The appropriate response should Elder God Douchebag offer to help you assemble your kid's Jungle Gym


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phydeaux - February 8, 2010, 3:43 am
Besides, he can't be a total douche. Please notice...collar unpopped...
kakspert - February 6, 2010, 5:55 pm
lol yes...being an avid Linux user and developer I know Linux when I see him...BTW it doesn’t really look like he is endorsing windows but more like making a joke out of it.
Derek - February 6, 2010, 4:22 am
A fine Finn! Fabricator of the foremost software fixture. Fastidious, friendly and deservedly famous. Are you sure this is him?

DOUCHE BAG - Yeah, that's right he's the biggest that ever was.

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Cam - July 28, 2009, 3:53 am
He's an over sized baby.



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epimethius05 - May 3, 2011, 12:59 pm
2 man enter... one man leave!
autumnspirit - September 29, 2010, 12:53 am
Heard about this, ain't ready yet!
agdaniele - September 28, 2010, 9:17 am
A couple timmys dies last night... I'm just gettin' warmed up!
GreyScorpion - September 28, 2010, 9:15 am
Aggy done dropped a 55 gal drum of freshly brewed Whoop-Ass on his head...the quarterback, is toast
agdaniele - September 28, 2010, 9:08 am
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls...
GreyScorpion - September 28, 2010, 9:07 am
tag teamed in the Thunder Dome!! "1 man enters, and never leaves...." 5L
Reality Lord - September 28, 2010, 8:21 am

5L cranky...give an idiot enough rope, pullo him out of the water and he'll still dive back in with an anchor he just looped around his own nect.

Hey..Douchebag.. -

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MissPriss - May 29, 2014, 1:58 am
Ghost...hope you're posting these at Douche Archives too!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 28, 2014, 2:16 pm
I have no idea why anyone would want those. Granted they're pretty awesome, but I'd be afraid to leave that car in any parking lot. Even if nobody steals the speakers, I don't want anyone keying my car. I can't afford repairs! I just bought speakers! LOL!

Fred -

Egotist -

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Rudedog - May 5, 2013, 6:15 pm
A shaved six pack. I could work that.


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motinet - March 2, 2011, 11:33 pm

LMAO! Oh... and I SO knew you guys were gonna this :)
Reality Lord - March 2, 2011, 11:06 pm

real nifty feature you put in here mr m.
Reality Lord - March 2, 2011, 11:05 pm

wooooohoooooo. it comes all the way back. blows my flipping mind...ok...ok relax RL, its those hard drugs from grade school kicking in again...lol.
Reality Lord - March 2, 2011, 11:04 pm

ok...i've got a HD 1080p or some d*** thing like that screen and its almost off the edge now. hitting enter on the next entry should be equal to dividing by zero. gents...shall we find out?
Greeny - March 2, 2011, 5:40 pm
Two hundred fifty five, two hundred thirty one, two hundred seven, one hundred ninety, one hundred seventy, one hundred forty seven, one hundred twenty four, ninety nine, eighty four, seventy one, fifty eight, forty five, thirty three, nineteen, nine, thr
culos - March 2, 2011, 5:31 pm
Yo dawg, I heard you like to comment so I put a comment in your comment so that you can comment whilst you comment but in a threaded way, any comments?
Greeny - March 2, 2011, 5:16 pm
Probability of a witty comment showing up are little to none - the pickins' are slim
culos - March 2, 2011, 4:46 pm
witty comment! Next.... Btw I managed to put one in between almost at the top, suhweeet!
culos - March 2, 2011, 4:45 pm
It's really like the little man in the boat, we know it's there but we have a hell of a time finding it....then when we find it we go mad on it.
crankyhead - March 2, 2011, 1:40 pm
(insert witty comment here)
Airman - March 2, 2011, 1:08 pm
oompa oompa oompity do
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 2, 2011, 1:05 pm
I like pie?
Reality Lord - March 2, 2011, 1:00 pm

i'm curious what happens when it shifts all the way over. do i need another monitor?
Reality Lord - March 2, 2011, 12:59 pm

omg...lets see if we can start a "reply" record. keep this thing going.
Reality Lord - March 2, 2011, 12:58 pm

kinda fun to keep branching it down ....no AM?
Airman - March 2, 2011, 12:41 pm
ah, so that's where it is.
Reality Lord - March 2, 2011, 12:39 pm

ok...now we have the bosses attention lets all tell him how nice the reply b***on is....by replying.....lol.
motinet - March 2, 2011, 10:49 am

Dammit... are you guys ever going to use the REPLY b***on????
kotazo - March 2, 2011, 10:09 am
Stanley Kubrick F*cking Genius. Peter Sellers...slave of a Genius.
agdaniele - October 6, 2010, 11:39 pm
LMAO!!!!! Something like that!!!
TheTrashHeap - October 6, 2010, 11:29 pm
agdaniele - October 6, 2010, 11:26 pm
Christ in a cartoon.... what is it with these kids today? You just proved his point! (he likes when others prove his point... regardless of how thin it is)
agdaniele - October 6, 2010, 11:25 pm
No... I didn't, you dork.
Reality Lord - October 6, 2010, 11:25 pm

ag....you missed the "lol" dude....you missed the "lol"
Reality Lord - October 6, 2010, 11:24 pm

ohhhhhhhhh the drama. and here i was getting all bored. ....oh yeah...in case i forgot.....lol.
agdaniele - October 6, 2010, 11:23 pm
Awful response, RL... never address your elders that way. Ever.
Reality Lord - October 6, 2010, 11:21 pm

dear Mooo. bombing means targeting a selected group. as a mod you know that so i don't follow your logic. i'll prefer to address any complaints through pm's or let aggy address this issue. as for TTH, dude,you getting a 3L is reason for you to celebrate.
agdaniele - October 6, 2010, 9:27 pm
I love this... and for old time's sake, I 2.9L'd it!!!!
ICEMAN - October 6, 2010, 8:28 pm
Tis true TTH. When I arrived I was very happy with a 3.0 or 3.5 average. The n00bs are spoiled.
TheTrashHeap - October 6, 2010, 7:47 pm
Mooooo has a point. Anything better than a 3.0 used to be cause for celebration.
Faceplant31 - October 6, 2010, 6:20 pm
Did someone say dead h***er? What where?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 6, 2010, 5:20 pm
There is nothing wrong with voting how you feel, Bombing means giving 1's for no reason...on that note. 4L.....you new guys are spoiled like the dead h***er in GS's attic.

SOMETIMES BEFORE AND AFTER DON'T MATTER - Plastic Surgery Can't Work Miracles Once a Douchebag, Always A Douchebag

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 3, 2014, 2:31 am
Amen, brother!


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Oldsod - May 19, 2014, 9:31 pm
You sure it ain't the change from the purchase of those sa-weeeet Airsoft guns?



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DreMagnum - October 21, 2009, 11:36 pm
thank you for posting this, i love it
temp - October 21, 2009, 11:36 pm
The guy on the left looks too happy in this poster. Very suspicious...

yoga for babies -

Mr. Peanut -

E N V Y - Man will do many things to get himself loved, he will do all things to get himself envied.

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IRONY - The guy complaining about someone that always has to be right is usually the douche bag that can never be wrong

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forseti - September 18, 2010, 7:41 am
so true!! 5L

THE 3 SECRETS TO THE PERFECT OUTFIT - Accessorize, Accessorize, Accessorize!

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EVERY GROUP OF MEN - Has one guy who is a total Douche. If you think it's the guy not wearing a tie... It's you.

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R.S.Jake - January 7, 2010, 10:52 am
Ahhhh, the gut-truck! I love those guys! La-da-da-daaahhh!
LogicDude - January 7, 2010, 10:42 am
Maybe so, but wherever he works that danged taco truck with the stupid "la cucaracha" horn always shows up...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 7, 2010, 10:28 am
He'll do it for 9 pesos a day.
R.S.Jake - January 7, 2010, 10:21 am
Ah, well, he can have it. I hate mowing the lawn, and it's only a 15 minute job, I just don't like it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 7, 2010, 10:05 am
Aggy is just s****** up because he want's to get the contract to mow your lawn.
R.S.Jake - January 7, 2010, 9:56 am
Wow! High praise Aggy. I thank you!
agdaniele - January 6, 2010, 7:07 pm
Excellent. Your best work yet. Chickfakes do not a motifaker make... you gotta have skills, too. The best of them do... Bone, Cubby, Culos.

HEY DOUCHE - That's for sleeping with my sister.

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Iconoclast - May 29, 2012, 10:11 pm
It's jealousy, not anger, as in "Why did you sleep with my sister and not with me?"
mariand - May 29, 2012, 7:58 pm
that's not a painfull punishment.. what happend to you?...lol

APOLOGIES - I'm going to let you finish, but Beyonce's apology was so much better

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BEASTMODEYMOB - September 16, 2009, 10:11 am
Someone should do that 2 his a** next time...then tell everyone that Jordan looks better bald than that thing he had next to him!

Driveway Savvy -

AMERICAN IDOL - Pants on the ground! Pants on the ground! Lookin’ like a fool with your Pants on the ground!

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boinger - October 4, 2011, 7:19 pm
even that black guy is like 'pull yo dam pans up craka'
Krissie - April 14, 2010, 11:30 pm
men that wear their clothes like that are idiots.
Jas - January 26, 2010, 6:23 pm
Fred Durst has certainly fallen on hard times.

FALSE ALARM - It's okay...that's just Chthulu... Elder God Douchebag is okay!

E.G.D. - Just because you're paranoid, it doesn't mean we aren't out to get you. Especially now that we know where you live.

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Elder God Douchebag - January 22, 2009, 9:28 am
Yeah, but the voices speak in Chinese, so I have no idea what they're saying.
LogicDude - January 22, 2009, 6:59 am
You're all just jealous because the voices don't talk to you...
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 21, 2009, 11:57 pm
Hehehehehe, "minions use rear entrance". Is that a command or just bragging?
Sean - January 21, 2009, 9:16 pm
PARANOIA Well, at least you're never lonely ....

ELDER GOD DOUCHEBAG - Is he gone? Is he still here? Not knowing is killing me! Or is that what he wants to see happen?

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Woody - July 21, 2009, 6:16 pm
Good one man....
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - June 29, 2009, 7:41 pm
EGD is the funniest guy ever. Besides me.


JEOPARDY - Yes, Kristen? What is the Church of Douche? Yes, that is correct!

ELDER GOD DOUCHEBAG - His taste in fashion changes with the weather. Backless or no? With or without a helmet? Ahhhhhhh damned decisions!

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THE NEW REPUBLICAN OVER(LOAD)LORD - All Hail the Mighty Rushbo!!!! Conservatives, Please form a line to the right and start kissing his ass

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Buzzramjet - July 27, 2012, 11:33 pm
El Lardo spews hate and nothing else.
Sean - June 18, 2009, 12:52 pm
"KKK Blowtards for Limbaugh"? Not even a passably nice try. The spelling and punctuation are too good to be authentic. As much as I dislike Rush, I also despise bull**** artists. My contempt for Limpy has nothing to do with my perception of his fans.
LogicDude - June 18, 2009, 9:09 am
What a load...you couldn't "rise again" if you had all the viagra in the world.
Rednecks of America KKK - June 18, 2009, 1:34 am
We're not dead yet, and we'll put a bullet in your sorry a**es to prove it.
ThePirate - June 18, 2009, 1:09 am
What is this... Mississippi Burning? Is it 1958? Go back to your doublewide and drink some PBR.. what a maroon. The south got whooped.. real bad. You lost.. you've had 144 years to rise again... nice job
agdaniele - June 18, 2009, 12:37 am
WTFO, Mark... reb***al?
Rednecks of America KKK - June 18, 2009, 12:35 am
WTFO, Marduk, and Mark, y'all got a point, those liberal ja****ses are after everyone, they just want to take away the Conferderate dream. DIXIE LAND WILL RISE AGAIN!!!
Rednecks of America KKK - June 18, 2009, 12:31 am
This ain't fair, nobody's kissing his a**. He's right all the time because those liberal faggot no good ****suckers are just trying to get everyone killed by inviting those sand******s over here. We need to keep America white because of guys like Rush.
Hector - June 17, 2009, 9:41 pm
I am not suggesting that Rush Limbaugh would fail to attain a full, manly erection upon having Ann Coulter urinate into his gaping maw. I have never suggested that Rush would remain flaccid during such an exercise, and I will never suggest that.
BoneCD - June 17, 2009, 7:48 pm
*hands Sean a scooper and a baggy* alrighttty then
Sean - June 17, 2009, 7:48 pm
Sean - June 17, 2009, 7:43 pm
HOPE Don't make is so. Now will it stop me from doin' it again.
BoneCD - June 17, 2009, 7:36 pm
Yeah, and lets just hope it was #1 ok
Sean - June 17, 2009, 7:33 pm
The sand box is just a glorified outdoor litter box anyway ... and I can't claim to have always held it till I got home, either.
BoneCD - June 17, 2009, 7:28 pm
If you kids can't play nice, then everyone out of the sand box!
Sean - June 17, 2009, 6:56 pm
I find it hard to believe that Rush only talks a mere 1% of the time ... but if you've got uncited proof, who am I to argue?
Tarot - June 17, 2009, 6:48 pm
They are just jealous because he is right 99% of the time..... That is documented.
WTFO - May 11, 2009, 12:46 am
to feel superior to someone you don't know then knock yourself out. It's quite obvious that you are a just another low life conducting drive-by attacks on the internet. Run along Timmy before your mother restricts you from the internet.
WTFO - May 11, 2009, 12:44 am
Porc, nice to see you! For SW, neither you or YAY have any intelligence whatsoever. You both blindly attack anyone who disagrees with you instead of providing a position or factual support for your BS. If it helps you get through your pathetic existance
Porcelina - May 10, 2009, 10:30 pm
...oh wait, NOW I remember why I stopped commenting posters.
SMALL WONDER - May 10, 2009, 10:09 pm
Dont have what it takes to debate you? HAHA! you funny boy. I see you here all the time dont you have anything better to do? Get a life please! And ps no im not Yay but he is smarter than you though....oh and yes i am superior to you:)
WTFO - April 30, 2009, 1:58 am
and on shoot down your a**ertion that they are morally superior. Go hump someone else's leg mutt face. You don't have what it takes to debate with me.
WTFO - April 30, 2009, 1:57 am
So you keep changing your name YAY? 1. I don't claim anyone is the "voice of conservative Am". 2. I doubt your liberal superiority since you can't spell "inintellectually" or "morally" properly. 3. Dodd, Rangel, Frank, Richardson, Dashle, Geithner, and on
SMALL WONDER - April 29, 2009, 10:33 pm
This guy is supposed to be the voice of conservative america? No wonder Liberals are far superior intelectualy and moraly.
Sean - March 5, 2009, 5:51 pm
Uhmmm, I ordered an "a*** warts" joke. Someone let me know when it arrives.
Marduke - March 5, 2009, 3:29 pm
You don't have to kiss his a**, but you d*** sure better kiss his ring.
Mark - March 5, 2009, 10:33 am
Trapper - Just admit it, you have a problem with Limbaugh just because he's white. You're a racist.
Cubbybear - March 5, 2009, 10:30 am
Unlike the "Messiah"...Rush doesn't need his a** kissed

GOD'S INFERIORITY TO EGD - Come on! he doesn't even have a Bacon Age button!

LO, AND BEHOLD! - The E.G.D.'s holy ride doth approach!

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OMG! OMG! - You got one! Do you know how hard it is to GET one?

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GreyScorpion - February 9, 2010, 9:15 pm
funny, .com tagged, but funny
phydeaux - February 9, 2010, 8:37 pm
Well done sir! An instant Fav for me!

IGNORANCE - The idea that the Christian States of America, Would work for the other 2/3 of the population.

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barockeva - January 12, 2009, 4:50 pm
Math. 76.4% is a bit more then 2/3
The_Researcher - December 19, 2008, 8:40 pm
Right.... the other 2/3s .... because the ARIS Self Identification report didn't get a population estimate of 76.4% of the United State population as Christian. *nods* Glad to know we're that much of a minority.
Max - June 15, 2008, 7:21 pm
Ew, Christian States of America? I'll move to Canada.

DOUCHEBAG HALL OF FAME - Awarded by EGD. Get Yours Today

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rerun - January 16, 2009, 4:22 pm
Brett? By best friend since the hurricane hit Ms. Varners 3rd grade gym class? Well, I guess that's OK.
Porcelina - January 16, 2009, 4:02 pm
It's not a man... it's... it's.. Brett.
Porcelina Junior - January 16, 2009, 3:20 pm
Mommy, which man is my daddy?
rerun - January 16, 2009, 3:17 pm
sure - This better be good
Porcelina - January 16, 2009, 2:51 pm
>.> I can explain...
rerun - January 16, 2009, 2:50 pm
Porcelina? Is it really you after all this time? Haven't heard from you in so long I had to move on.
Porcelina - January 16, 2009, 2:44 pm
To self is to cut in half, duh.
LogicDude - January 16, 2009, 2:41 pm
yeah, you need to self the house...whatever kind of statanic ritual that is!
Porcelina - January 16, 2009, 2:39 pm
...A STATANIC nun. I refuse to support this. I demand half of the world, and you need to self the house and give me half.
Sean - January 16, 2009, 2:34 pm
uhmm ... has anyone broken the "Happy News" yet to Airman ... he doesn't deserve to find out some other way ....
LogicDude - January 16, 2009, 1:52 pm
What was he supposed to do? YOU'RE the one that ran off and became a Nun...granted, a Satanic Motifake one, but still...
Elder God Douchebag - January 16, 2009, 1:47 pm
You knew what this was, Porcelina! Why can't you be supportive for once!?
Porcelina - January 16, 2009, 1:11 pm
Elder God Douchebag - January 16, 2009, 9:36 am
If we're getting China, we're gonna use it, not leave it in a cabinet to be pretty, dammit.
rerun - January 16, 2009, 9:35 am
send cash.
LogicDude - January 16, 2009, 7:53 am
Are you kidding? I went to Target to see if they had registered for gifts...have rerun and EGD picked out a China pattern yet?
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 16, 2009, 12:56 am
Hell, from EGD, that's practically making sweet love to you down by the fire!
rerun - January 15, 2009, 6:36 pm
Coming from you I take that as a compliment
Elder God Douchebag - January 15, 2009, 6:31 pm
Eh. Not bad. I've seen better.
rerun - January 15, 2009, 5:49 pm
EGD - Here ya go.


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MAGIC - Really awesome, unless you look like this guy

T-PAIN - Just make music You're starting to act like a douchebag

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Shamrock - October 1, 2009, 2:43 pm
T-pain. Forget your attempt at music. The hoes on my corner have been mouthy since you left.
Fatty - February 2, 2009, 1:24 pm
"Music" no longer means what it used to LD, it used to involve talent and and know-how. Now it means- how willing are you to sell out, and will the kids buy it?
LogicDude - February 2, 2009, 8:40 am
He makes music? Huh...if that don't beat all...

POPEYE - Isn't he?

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S8N - May 29, 2008, 7:46 pm
oops forgot... FAIL
S8N - May 29, 2008, 7:45 pm
popeye's: exactly opposite

CALL OF DUTY - I think we know how EGD got his title now

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Treehodger - February 9, 2010, 8:20 pm
I know it is not, but that looks a lot like Far Cry 2.

IPODS - Defining douche since 2001

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Happy High Five Day Mom -

Acting Hard -

failure -