Query tags with term: drunk
I'LL GIVE YOU ANYTHING! - to fight back against the Empire
IT'S FRIDAY - I gotta get drunk and I sure do dread it....
CATS - Because sometimes they really help you
THE IRISH - An Irishman is never drunk, as long as he can hold on to a piece of grass and not fall off the face of the Earth.
SCOTTISH WOLF - It is pretty easy to spot when the wolf has been into the Scotch Whiskey again
ARCHITECTS - The college years
ALCOHOL - It has to ability to preserve many things. Your dignity and virginity are not among them.
ALCOHOL - Remember the first time you had a little too much to drink? Neither do I.
OCTOBERFEST - In Australia it goes under a different name, It’s called a calendar year.
BLACKOUT DRUNK - Good morning sweetheart, I baked you a cupcake
DRUNKEN NIGHTS -
YOU'RE NOT DRUNK - Until you have to grab onto the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
IREISH YOGA - the only martial art that does not require a clear mind
CALLING MY EX -
"HOW HIGH ARE YOU ?" - "No, Officer... Its 'Hi, How Are You?'"
PUBLIC DRUNKENESS - Even after a few drinks, you can keep yourself heathy with new age treatments
WINE ETIQUETTE -
WORKING ON A FRIDAY NIGHT - Unfortunately the aliens abducted a crate of Guinness on the way to the cornfield
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