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Query tags with term: drunk

I'LL GIVE YOU ANYTHING! - to fight back against the Empire

CATS - Because sometimes they really help you




PUBLIC DRUNKENESS - Even after a few drinks, you can keep yourself heathy with new age treatments

REALITY - This is why you weren't asked to be a Bridesmaid.


LAST NIGHT - If you got a call or text from me, please disregard. My phone was drunk.

DIGNITY - Check.

I AM A UNI STUDENT - I’m an unemployed, drunk, living off cereal and noodles And my parents have never been prouder

TRADITIONS - "Don't talk to me about Naval tradition! It's nothing but rum, sodomy and the lash." --Winston Churchill

THE IDRINK - Apple's Greatest Product

CRACK HEAD - What makes you ask?

LUMPY FARTS - Get squished when you are drunk.

I'M DRUNK, BUT IT'S OK - cuz I'm smarter than you better looking than you and I sing real good too

DRUNK AGAIN - It's 3:00 am you should call your ex you know she totally wants you

LIFE - Just living is not enough. One must have sunshine, freedom, and beer.

I BELIEVE IN SANTA - And I believe SANTA's DRUNK! He's filled with the "CHRISTMAS" Spirits AlL RIGHT!

MY NEIGHBORS... - They DO care about me! Sniff...