Tagged with: eat
 | LEFTOVER PIECES - "Hmmm, this brick is about the same size as one of those Womp Rats from Tatooine... where do you think it's supposed to go?"TAGS: november challenge the cornerstone of your death star Rating: 4.03/5 More motifakes by LogicDude |
 | TRUE LOVE - Isn't it great |
 | HISTORY - |
 | HONESTLY - How Can You ? |
 | I AM BECOME TIMMAY - |
 | BRAINSTORMING - Some of the best ideas were found through it. |
 | HALLUCINATORY ART - |
 | MOTIFAKE - After a while, it seems like everything is a potential Motifake.TAGS: motifake captions creativity brain programming Rating: 3.86/5 More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front |
 | UNION DUES - |
 | AFTER DEFEATING THE SOFA IN COMBAT GADAFFI MADE A SASH FROM ITS PELT - |
 | LESSONS - |
 | CARNIVORE'S DREAM - Giant cheeseburger with over 20 pounds of fixins and topped off with a small child! |
 | IT’S MY PARTY - |
 | GOLDILOCKS STEW - |
 | SPOT THE DIFFERENCE - One is an ugly, fiendish creature that doesn't know what planet it's on. The other is an alien. |
 | GREYBEARDS - |
 | AIRMAN - |
 | GOURMET CHEF SCHOOLS - They charge you over $50,000, and don't teach you to make anything as tasty as this. |
 | GREAT MINDS - |
 | RED SHIRTS - |
 | WHERE'S CUBBYBEAR? - He's missed his last ten 2:30 floggings. If this keeps up, I'm going to look for someone new to be my "whipping boy". |
 | UNITED STATES MARINE CORPS - Death smiles at everyone. Marines smile back. |
 | BEATING IT'S WINGS 43 TIMES - Only applies to Swallows Not Sparrows |
 | KNIFE GUN - Nothing else invented by man has been quite this epic. |
 | CHILDHOOD MEMORIES - |
 | YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT - Ladies...stay the hell away from the garlic! |
 | SWEAT - |
 | THE BLACKILIZER TEST - "Let's see ma'am... You are 92.98% black. Congratulations! It's today's highest score here in Provo, by far! I don't think anyone around here is gonna take that title from you... NEXT!" |
 | PACKING HEAT - Make yourself appear bigger and slowly back away |
 | SWEETHEARTS - |
 | QUALITY OVER QUANTITY - |
 | GREAT PHILOSPHERS OF OUR AGE - |
 | TIME - It only mocks you because someday you'll die.TAGS: time death inevitability impotence in the face of doom Rating: 3.63/5 More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F |
 | TIME - |
 | SEAT 29E - Avoid Sitting There |
 | SWEATERS - Nothing Beats A Sweater When Its Chilly Outside |
 | DEATH - by snoo snoo |
 | BREATHING EXERCISES - |
 | THE BEATLES - The greatest band ever. |
 | GREATEST SPORT EVER - Welcome to Motorcycle Bowling! |
 | RED SHIRTS - |
 | WHO NEEDS ARMIES - |
 | THE AGONY OF DEFEAT - |
 | RONALD - Welcome to McDonalds. You want someone killed with those fries? |
 | EATING PUSSY - Not always appreciated |
 | PEDESTALS - We can achiev...AMEN! Change is poss...AMEN! America will s...AMEN! -looks over his shoulder- Can I finish my...AMEN! |
 | TO THE DEATH - |
 | DEATH OF A MALL COP GUNNER - |
 | ALWAYS CHEAT - Always Win The only unfair fight is the one you lose |
 | CHOICES - |
 | DEATH - |
 | WEEKEND RETREATS - |
 | TANNING - |
 | GREAT MEN - |
 | LIFE IS PLEASANT-DEATH IS PEACEFUL - |
 | CUBICLED HEAT - |
 | FLY FOOD - |
 | BACON WITHOUT MEAT - ----- MrRandom |
 | WHY DO MEN DIE BEFORE THEIR WIVES - |
 | THE GREAT WALL OF BACON - If god hadn't wanted us to eat animals then he wouldn't have made them out of meat. |
 | A BLACK WIDOWS DEATH - |
 | 'TIL DEATH DO YOU PART - He took that as a personal challenge. "Honestly,officer, she slipped while eating her steak!" |
 | UNEXPECTED VACATIONS - |
 | GREAT IDEAS - |
 | IN MEMORIAM - |
 | MOTIFAKE 3.0 - |
 | ALFRED PACKER MEAT COMPANY - |
 | DINGO - No not her, it's what ate her baby. And by Dingo I mean coyote, and by baby I mean her dog. |
 | SWEATY ASIAN GIRL - Three Beautiful Words |
 | CONTENTMENT - |
 | BEATLE•ISM - |
 | CHEEZEBURGER CAT - I can haz? |
 | WHEN YOU EAT THEM - You'll shit bricks! |
 | SELF-DEFEAT - |
 | NEAR-DEATH VALLEY - |
 | ANIMALS - |
 | TUXEDOS - |
 | 7TH INNING STRETCH - |
 | GREAT LITERATURE - |
 | MEAT MARKET - It really is at the grocery store |
 | IN THEATERS NOW - |
 | DEATH - |
 | THE GREAT ORATOR - |
 | CELINE DION'S GREATEST HITS - Re-Packaged |
 | MEMORABLE QUOTE - |
 | REALITY - |
 | IN MEMORIAM - |
 | DEATH TO AMERICA! - Unless we are invited to your weenie roast on July 4th. |
 | EVOLUTION - We Have the Fossils We Win |
 | BUBBLE BATH - |
 | LAST DANCE - |
 | THE GREATEST DIRTY JOKE EVER - |
 | ATHEISM - It's a non-prophet organization |
 | PARADISE - |
 | THREATS - |
 | THE GREYBEARD'S DEATH SQUAD - Providing security, assassinations and blow-jobs 24-7 |
 | HOW DO YOU EAT A FROG? - One leg over each ear. Mmmmm! Tastes like chicken. |
 | DEATH - Comes for Michael Jackson, too. |
 | CLICK,SQUEAK,CLICK,SQUEAK... - Why ninjas never wear heels and patent leather. |
 | SUCCESS - |
 | CARNIVORE VEGETARIAN - “Not eating meat is a decision, eating meat is an instinct.” - Dr. Denis Leary |
 | AVATAR’S WE CAN EAT - |
 | GREATEST POSTER EVER - |
 | TWELVE CAR PILE-UP - |
 | LEATHER DRESS EFFECT - Why do men's hearts beat quicker, their throats go dry and knees get weak? Because she smells like a new golf bag |
 | CHAOS THEORY - |
 | INTENSITY - |
 | CLEATS - How Come Her's Don't Have Any Spikes? |
 | NARWHALS - |
 | MARRIAGE - |
 | MEXICAN WEATHER GIRLS - The forecast is always HOT |
 | ON THE ELEVENTH HOUR - of the eleventh day, of the eleventh month Armistice Day - 1918 |
 | GREAT NIGHT - |
 | DEATH WISH - |
 | MUSHROOMS - All are edible, some of them, only one time. |
 | I EAT MEAT - Because I've never been friends with a pig, duck, cow or chicken |
 | LADYLIKE THREATS - |
 | SOCK PUPPETS - They love to get fisted! |
 | VACATIONS - |
 | DEATH RAY - |
 | ENVIOUS? - |
 | SEAT BELTS - Being sexy can be dangerous, you could get rear-ended anytime |
 | FOUR GREAT RELIGIOUS TRUTHS - |
 | LAUGHTER - I'm betting you get a lot of it, especially when a new girlfriend sees you without your pants for the first time. |
 | RESPECT - |
 | GREAT CHOICE! - Pollo Loco has fantastic Margaritas. |
 | HOPE'S FINAL BREATH - |
 | DEFEAT - Your flesh is a relic, a mere vessel. Hand over your flesh and a new world awaits you. We demand it |
 | THE CAKE IS NOT A LIE - If I'm wrong, may God strike me dead. |
 | BIRDS OF A FEATHER - |
 | I'M NOT CHEATING! - I'm just looking for simple solutions to complex problems. |
 | OLIVE GARDEN - |
 | ARACHNO-TARD - |
 | MY DEATH - |
 | DEATH - Jimmy wanted to answer, but Jimmy was gone! |
 | RED SHIRTS - |
 | BEAT IT - That's What The Media Should Do Just G.T.F.O. |
 | HAVE A GREAT DAY, CUTIE! - ...OK, the boss is gone. You can click back onto your porn tab now. Sinner. |
 | CHUCK NORRIS - OMG! Someone's Eating Him! |
 | D.H.S. THREAT METER - It's Been Updated For The Current Administration |
 | BABIES - Sometimes cute, sometimes horribly, horribly evil |
 | GREATEST JOKE EVER! - |
 | THE BEATLES - BECAUSE SOMEBODY HAD TO BE THE FUCKING BEST |
 | PEACE - |
 | AWWWW GEEZ . . . - . . . that's like my entire diet (except for the tootsie rolls) |
 | GREAT WHITE HAIKU - |
 | NEVER AGAIN - You said a double date would be "fun". I'm not having fun, Alicia! |
 | PATIENCE - |
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 | GREAT REDBUSH RACK - Some Of The Nicest Real Ones Out There. No Need For A Bra. |
 | JACK NICHOLSON - Why so serious? |
 | CHEST HAIR - |
 | TRAGEDY - |
 | IN MEMORIAM - |
 | GREEDY - Pick One Color for Your Cause Like Everybody Else. May I Suggest Packed-Fudge Brown? |
 | GREAT PAINT JOB - |
 | MISSING YOU - |
 | 1000 POSTERS - |
 | ENJOY YOUR VOTE HACKING - |
 | BATAAN DEATH MARCH - April 1942 12,000 Americans Started, 7,000 survived |