Query tags with term: ed
LIKE EVERY OTHER CAT IN THE WORLD -
ITS COMPLICATED -
WHAT MATTERS MOST - Is how you see yourself.
FREDDIE MERCURY - No matter what you do your 'stache will never be as awesome as this
SOME DAYS -
MEMORY LOSS - Many Democrats conveniently had it when criticizing the Bush administration on Iraq. So who was it who "lied"?
BEHOLD THE MAN -
AND GOD PROMISED -
WHEN I AM BORED - I send a text to a random number saying, " I hid the body ... Now what ? "
OVERNIGHT DELIVERY - Usually a lot faster than the pizza delivery guy.
IGNORANCE - When you put every knowledge aside for looking cool as hell.
MEDIA - Showing the people what they want since decades.
THIS GUY - Is The Only Man That Has Ever Kicked Chuck Norris' Ass And Lived
YES DEAR. - I know. I'm sorry. Yes, it WAS my fault. Yes, you ARE right. Look, I've said i'm sorry. I don't know what more i can say.
MEMORIAL DAY 2011 -
REDHEAD EXTINCTION - Redheads will become extinct in the next 100 years. Thank god I will be dead
WHEN A MAN -
OLD PEOPLE AT WEDDINGS - They keep poking me and saying, "You're next", so at funerals I do it to them
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