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LIKE EVERY OTHER CAT IN THE WORLD -




ITS COMPLICATED -




WHAT MATTERS MOST - Is how you see yourself.




FREDDIE MERCURY - No matter what you do your 'stache will never be as awesome as this




SOME DAYS -




MEMORY LOSS - Many Democrats conveniently had it when criticizing the Bush administration on Iraq. So who was it who "lied"?




DEFINITIONS -




BEHOLD THE MAN -




AND GOD PROMISED -




WHEN I AM BORED - I send a text to a random number saying, " I hid the body ... Now what ? "




PREPAREDNESS -




OVERNIGHT DELIVERY - Usually a lot faster than the pizza delivery guy.




IGNORANCE - When you put every knowledge aside for looking cool as hell.




MEDIA - Showing the people what they want since decades.




THIS GUY - Is The Only Man That Has Ever Kicked Chuck Norris' Ass And Lived




YES DEAR. - I know. I'm sorry. Yes, it WAS my fault. Yes, you ARE right. Look, I've said i'm sorry. I don't know what more i can say.




MEMORIAL DAY 2011 -




REDHEAD EXTINCTION - Redheads will become extinct in the next 100 years. Thank god I will be dead




WHEN A MAN -




OLD PEOPLE AT WEDDINGS - They keep poking me and saying, "You're next", so at funerals I do it to them




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