Eel Demotivational Poster
~ ~ DEJA MOO ~ ~ - It's the feeling you've heard this bull before!
TIMOTHY DALTON - Because Daniel Craig will NEVER be this badass.
burn baby burn -
THE CHEMIST FUN -
HEY KID -
THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE - Are unseen That's why we close our eyes When we KISS.....CRY and DREAM
BROWN RECLUSE - The Tiger Shark of the Spider World. One bite will never be forgotten; if you survive.
LITTLE MISUNDERSTANDING - Sorry if I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid but I really thought you already knew.
LOVE IS LIKE -
THAT'S A MORAY -
4-WHEELER RACE - Sorry, 2-wheeler race
DEAR GOD -
A FOOLISH MAN - Tells a woman to stop talking. A wise man tells her how beautiful she is when she is quiet.
Love, Dishes -
60 Seconds -
EXPRESSING YOUR FEELINGS - Everybody has his own way to do it
IGNORANCE IS BLISS - But the feeling is only temporary...
I HAVE THE FEELING - My Grandmother doesn't like my new girlfriend
MY MIND - It's like a steel trap... rusty and illegal in 37 states.
60S NOSTALGIA - Track sold separately
The Riddle of Steel -
BENDER - Please insert liquor!
WARNING - Rocket propelled wheelchair zone!
PARITY - Even WITH it, some teams just suck
LUNAR TRUTHS -
FIGHTING ALLIGATORS - It's not an activity for the handicapped.
STUPID BEN, STUPID STEELERS -
OFFICE POLITICS #15 - Sometimes doing a good job at work is like wetting your pants in a dark suit-- you get a warm feeling, but nobody else notices
H-A-P-P-I-N-E-S-S - Base not your joy on the deeds of others, for what is given can be taken away.
STUCK IN THE MIDDLE -
BRUCE LEE - No think, Feel.
THEY SEE ME ROLLIN' - They hatin'
GUILTY! - Of course I feel guilty. But that's just my conscience. The rest of me is laughing my ass off because it'll be a while before you notice the hamster is missing.
CROWD-ROLLING - fasten your seat-belt!
A GENTLEMAN -
EXHILARATION - Cherish the memories before they fade into oblivion.
DRUNK DRIVING - Save time to your family
TAKE IT FROM THIS GUY - Life is full of challenges. Being happy shouldn't be one of them.
NOSTALGIA - awareness that things were not so unbearable as they seemed
LOVE - Showing It With Flowers Would Have Been Less Dangerous
Gotta Know -
ON FIRE -
BAD BOYS - A guilty conscience needs no accuser.
SHE STANDS ALONE -
THE AMERICAN WAY -
NEW AMBULANCE EQUIPMENT - The Frequent Flyer Wheel. It saves time and frustration on patient assessment .
PRIDE GOETH BEFORE A FALL - Pain and looking like a dumbass cometh immediately after.
MOON BEAMS - Fear ringed by doubt is my eternal moon.
FEELINGS - STOP SAYING "I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL" HOW CAN ANYONE KNOW HOW ANOTHER FEELS?:
POPPING A WHEELIE - because two wheels are still one too many? Buy yourself a damn unicycle then!
WELCOME TO - "Gimp My Ride"
POWER OVERWHELMING -
FEELING LONELY AND DEPRESSED - Try changing your birthday on facebook tonight.
THERE YOU GO -
ACHILLES - 99% indestructable
SIGMUND FREUD - Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar...
BEELZEBUB - Has a Devil put aside for meeee. For Meeee. FOR MEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
FLAME THROWING WHEELCHAIR - Go ahead. Take the handicapped stall. I'll wait.
BAD INFLUENCES - Man Tiger, I wish Jesse would hurry in the bathroom I gotta pee
NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS -
MEANWHILE, IN IOWA -
THE 3RD WHEEL -
TORQUE - It comes in small packages
EXCUSES - Some people say that i eat my feelings. I just wish my feelings were low fat.
WHEELCHAIRS - They come in handy for shopping.
DADDY'S LITTLE GIRL - They grow up so fast *snif*
THE FORCE -
AFFECTION - Put that cigarette out Darla...I'm ready to eat that thing.
Deja Moo -
ANGER - Is only one letter short of danger.
MILK - Two days before the invention of the wheel, two weeks before space travel.
WITH BEDBUGS ON THE RISE -
ALL PIMPED OUT - just say "you look nice" (trust me on this)
HOUSE JUMPING - OK, your turn.
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