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 | 08 ELECTION - |
 | UNNATURAL SELECTION - |
 | $83 BILLION IN STIMULUS BILL - For Earned Income Credit to people who don't pay income taxes. Mr. President, that's not a "tax break"; that's WELFARE! |
 | $500K IN STIMULUS BILL - For a DOG PARK in Chula Vista, CA! (Creates 0 jobs) It's just like a mini-Congress. They just walk around sniffing each others' asses and pissing on everything. |
 | ON THE TAKE! - Top 4 political recipients of Fannie Mae/Freddie Mac donations ('89-'08) Source: www.opensecrets.org |
 | ELECTIONS - |
 | NATURAL SELECTION - Someone tell god to quit meddling and let nature thin the herd |
 | ANTONYMS - If the opposite of pro is con, what is the opposite of progress? |
 | RATIONALIZATION - It's easier to kill a life if you dehumanize the child. Referring to the baby as a mistake or a punishment is a good start. |
 | IDEALISM - Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality, the costs become prohibitive. --William F. Buckley Jr. |
 | $500M IN STIMULUS BILL - For Solar-Powered Water Heaters in Puerto Rico! (Creates 14 jobs) WHAT!? That territory doesn't even pay federal income taxes! |
 | $400M IN STIMULUS BILL - To testing for and preventing STDs! I got nothing for this one other than, WTFO? |
 | $100K IN STIMULUS BILL - For doorbells in Laurel, MS! (Creates 2 jobs) Instead, Congress should stick its finger in its own ass! |
 | SCAM-WOW AKA STIMULUS BILL - You'll be saying WOW every time you see where your tax dollars are going ...but act now, because we can't do this all day (people may catch on to us) |
 | LIBERALISM - "The modern definition of 'racist' is someone who is winning an argument with a liberal" --Peter Brimelow |
 | RACE CARD - Wow!! His bonus air miles must be off the chart! |
 | "EMERGENCY" STIMULUS BILL - Sergeant, who the hell let that thing through the gates? Sir, the Democrats and three Republican turn-coats! |
 | THE SHEPHERD - Yes We Can! Yes We Can! Yes We Can! Baa Baa Baa! Baa Baa Baa! Baa Baa Baa! |
 | DRILL BABY DRILL! - Watch the gas prices rise, while the Democratic Congress chase pipe-dreams of "green fuels" instead of drilling for oil to help solve our near-term energy problems. |
 | REALIZATION - That moment of lucidity when you recognize there's no way you can deliver on your promises |
 | STRAIGHT FROM THE HORSE'S MOUTH - "My friends, we live in the greatest nation in the history of the world. I hope you'll join me as we try to change it." --Barack Obama |
 | SOO WEE!!! - Here pig, pig, pig! $790B of taxpayers money! |
 | LIBERAL TRUTH #1 - To win, you don't have to stand "for" any values, you merely have to demonize your opponent's values and stand "against" them |
 | EVOLUTION - Ladies and Gentlemen, the missing links! |
 | $70M IN STIMULUS BILL - For quit smoking programs! Thanks Mom, but won't that result in tobacco workers and farmers losing their jobs? |
 | HYPOCRITES - Joe the Plumber - owed $1.2K in Ohio taxes - attacked by Dems Tim Geithner - owes $34K in taxes - nominated for Sec of Treasury |
 | PREVARICATOR - "...no pork in the Stimulus Bill" --Barack Obama (if you don't count dog parks, frisbee golf course, STD testing, NASA satellite, ATV trails, doorbells, digital converters, etc...) |
 | NATIONAL SECURITY - Wait a minute...I know this one...don't tell me...got it! That was a movie starring Martin Lawrence, right? |
 | KLEPTOCRACY - A govt by those who seek chiefly status and personal gain at the expense of the governed |
 | PASS THROUGH TAX PLAN - He doesn't want us to know that businesses pass taxes to employees & customers CEOs will fire employees and raise prices on everyone Way to look out for Main Street, dummy! |
 | SOCIALISM IS HERE - The Stimulus Bill is the single largest transfer of money from the marketplace to the government in US history... Comrade |
 | TROOP SUPPORT - A liberal Congress will always fail the military |
 | "TO AVOID BEING MISTAKEN FOR A SELLOUT, - I chose my friends carefully. The more politically active black students, the foreign students, the Chicanos, the Marxist professors, and structural feminists." --Barack Obama |
 | CHANGE! - Yep, socialism is definitely a "change". |
 | $600M IN STIMULUS BILL - For a "Heritage Trail" in Natchez, MS! (Creates 65 jobs) That's $9,230,769.23 for each employee to... MAKE A DIRT PATH!!?? |
 | NICE AND EASY - Now, hand over $800B of your tax dollars and we can avoid any "catastrophe" |
 | NATURAL SELECTION - No Need to Protect Idiots When there are none |
 | ARROGANCE - An attitude of superiority manifested in an overbearing manner or in presumptuous claims or assumptions |
 | BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! - Screw Joe the Plumber, I can spend his money better than he can |
 | HYPOCRITES - Pointing the finger at the President so nobody notices how bad they are screwing up the country |
 | VOTER FRAUD - $800K from your campaign fund so ACORN can stuff the ballot boxes for you, Senator. That's not the kind of "change" this country needs. |
 | $650M IN STIMULUS BILL - For converter box coupons for folks who don't have cable or satellite TV! How does sitting on you butt watching Wheel of Fortune stimulate the economy? |
 | SOCIALIST - "I think when you spread the wealth around, it's good for everybody" = Socialism |
 | OUR FIRST LADY'S PRIORITY - "Earlier in my college career, there was no doubt in my mind that as a member of the Black community I was somehow obligated...and would utilize all of my present & future resources to benefit this community first & foremost." |
 | IMBECILES - Confusing a Tina Fey joke with a Sarah Palin quote |
 | $1.5M IN STIMULUS BILL - For a prostitute shelter in Dayton, OH! (Creates 0 jobs) Wait a minute...if they're in the shelter, then they are out of work too. |
 | PRESIDENT OBAMA - "I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money" --Will Rogers |
 | "CHANGE" - We are definitely getting our share of it. (Translation: Socialism or Death) |
 | SOCIALIST POLICIES - "Money is not the only answer, but it makes a difference." --Barack Obama Mr. President, can we please see one of your other answers now? |
 | APPEASER - All talk and no action No wonder our enemies want him to be President |
 | 20 JANUARY 2009 - Here comes the change! |
 | LIBERALISM - "Failure is not a single, cataclysmic event. You don't fail overnight. Instead, failure is a few errors in judgement, repeated every day." -- Jim Rohn |
 | OBEDIENCE SCHOOL - The most effective way to get elected |
 | SOCIALIST - Taking the hard earned money of others and giving it to underachievers |
 | A MOTIFAKE CONSERVATIVE - Keep on barking, cause there's nothing else you can do. |
 | OBAMARX - Democracy is the road to socialism ~Karl Marx ...or in this case, Democrats are. |
 | OBAMA'S GREATEST FEAR - Meeting with brutal dictators, no problem. Talking with news that ask tough questions, NO WAY! |
 | THE ELECTION - |
 | PRESIDENT OBAMA??? - Might as well "Change" the country's name to USSA (United Socialist States of America) |
 | HE ATTENDED SOCIALIST CONFERENCES - At Cooper Union and started lecturing his relatives Source: H Kennedy, NY Daily News |
 | THE COMPLETE QUOTE - "I want him (Obama) to fail, IF his agenda is a far-left collectivism, some people say socialism. Why would I want socialism to succeed?" |
 | LIBERALS - They need Uncle Sam to wipe their ass! |
 | ELECTION THEFT - It's not just for Republicans anymore! |
 | LIBERAL TRUTH #2 - Responsibility and Accountability are for suckers! Always blame the guys on the other side of the aisle. |
 | REPUBLICANS - Because EVERYONE can't be retarded.TAGS: obama republican conservative hippie election 08 funny humor Rating: 2.94/5 More motifakes by Neal |
 | POLITIFAKERS - Now all we need is a rope, a rafter and a swift kick. |
 | FREEDOM - |
 | OR IS IT NATURAL SELECTION - Just Taking Out The Weak Ones. |
 | GOOD PLAN - Protect your nuts Senator or Jesse will cut them off! |
 | OBAMA - That fucker wants change! |
 | ...PAID AFTER WE GET BACK! - Just ONE of the red flags. |
 | I'M NOT PRESIDENT BUSH - "If you wanted to run against President Bush, you should have ran four years ago" |
 | METH - it'll fuck things up! |
 | LIBERALS - It's amazing what you can accomplish when you collect Unemployment for a living |
 | CHANGE - Because that's all you'll have left when I'm done... |
 | NATURAL SELECTION - Good look next generation |
 | THE NOM NOM BRIDGE - It is HUNGRY! |
 | THE DEMOCRATIC SEAL - Crying and Whining since 2000 |
 | THESE GUYS - If they came at me with swords... I'd fuck em up! |
 | VOTING - It isn't illegal... yet! |
 | THIS MOMENT IN TIME - It's EPIC! |
 | OK ACORN MEMBERS - How are we going to rig the next election now that our usual voter base of dead people and cartoon characters have wizened up and are too smart to vote for me? |
 | TEDDY'S SCHOOL OF DRIVING - Temporarily closed. (to reopen at later date under new management) We will miss you Teddy! |
 | POLITICS - First Law of Elections: Never reveal your true feelings for your opponent. |
 | FLORIDIANS - You're too stupid to vote. |
 | MY SHIP - is't cumming in! |
 | Natural Selection - |
 | HILLARY - You didn't really think you could beat a MAN, did you? Back to the kitchen! |
 | BUSH BASHERS - HURRY! You're running out of time to Blame Bush for your failures! |
 | THE WAR FOR OIL ARGUMENT - is retarded! |
 | THE REAL RED VS BLUE - |
 | RABBIT - it taste awesome. |
 | OBAMA VS MCCAIN - Who are you going to vote for? |
 | LIBERALS - Defying their own theories of Evolution and Natural Selection. |
 | LESBIANS - don't know who should cook! |
 | THAT'S RIGHT - Because naming a place something like Myanmar will deflect Natural Disasters! |
 | GLOBAL WARMING ALARMISTS - They are just thinking of the children! |
 | REV. JESSE JACKSON - He'll cut off Obama's nuts! |
 | OBAMA SUPPORTER - Yeah, he is one! |
 | McCain Presidency Simulator - |
 | POOR PEOPLE - ha ha ha! |
 | HE INHALED - That was the point! |
 | ELECTIONS - why do we even bother |
 | ISLAM - The religion of Peace... ask anyone! |
 | THE 08 ELECTIONS - im so fuckin sick of 'em |
 | BACON - Great in any form! |
 | GLOBAL WARMING - Don't let them get away with it! |
 | FAILURE - The only thing worse then abject failure is abject failure at the the hands of those who have succeeded |
 | ELECTIONS - |
 | NATURAL SELECTION - Whoever said science was boring? |
 | TAX REBATES - Even this isn't free... dumbass! |
 | OBAMA... - His wife is like Sleeve of Wizard! |
 | PAID POOP - A fringe benefit! |
 | HE'S AN ANTEATER - Fuck You! |
 | IN THE USSA - Obama elects you. |
 | TIME TRAVELERS - Don't mess with them! |
 | TRUE FRIENDS - will clean your shower for you! |
 | NO JERKS HERE - That's what the guns are for! |
 | RACIST - Supports McCain/Palin Wow ... that's a surprise. |
 | MCCAIN '08 - Vote for the Third Term that will last 1000 years! |
 | Republicans - |
 | WOMEN FOR HILLARY - We all know your common ground! |
 | PRESIDENTIAL ELECTIONS - Hilary Clinton? Barack Obama? HA! Don't make me laugh! |
 | LIBERALS - In a certain context, they CAN be considered bright. |
 | US POLITICS - Would be so much better.... |
 | DEMOCRATES - Always assuming that anything they want is their entitlement, regardless of who has to pay for it! |
 | NATURAL SELECTION - Why can't we just let it take it's course? |
 | WOW... - You lack any sense of creativity... OR photoshop skillz! |
 | ELECTION DAY - Our Country's future is at stake...Don't BLOW it! |
 | HOW DO YOU SAY "THANK YOU" - In German you little bitch! |
 | NATURAL SELECTION - If it were still around you would already be dead. |
 | HORNY - SOOOO FUCKING HORNY! |
 | JUST CAUSE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH... - I've included your three favorite things... * Politifake * anime * tunnel... all in one annoying poster!! |
 | OH LOOK - The next generation of voters. |
 | ELECTION FRAUD - The TALIBAN doesn't care who wins. They want to kill both candidates, including this poor pollster. |
 | MICHELLE AND HILLARY - Have something in common! |
 | ELECTION RESULTS - They're amazing. |
 | (SIGH) - |
 | NATURAL SELECTION - at least one of the little bastards was smart enough NOT to fall in the holes. |
 | RESEARCH - Why waste brainpower on science when you can just pray the bad things away? |
 | DETERMINATION - The will to succeed can overcome the greatest adversityTAGS: death politics determination perseverance election vote grave hope Rating: 1.66/5 More motifakes by Justin |
 | NATURAL SELECTION - The universe tends to fix its own mistakes. Let mother nature take her course. |
 | ELECTIONS - Oct 14 Vs Nov 4 we started after you, and we'll end before you |
 | U.S.A. ELECTION - What does this have to do with a black guy running the worst country in the world to live in? |