Query tags with term: em
RARE VIEW - A rarely seen picture of the inside of an actual Can-o-Whoopass
DEAR MATH - Stop asking us to find your X. She's not coming back and don't ask Y either
FAT PEOPLE - They know how to really live... just not as long.
THE PUBIC HARE - one of the few animals not hunted for it's skin.
HAZARDOUS MATERIALS -
VOTING - Is deciding which criminal gets to steal everything you have.
I'LL GIVE YOU ANYTHING! - to fight back against the Empire
ANNOUCEMENT - IKEA has announced it's intentions to sell cars. Some of us are going to be in deep shit. Battery not included!
Keep Looking Up -
DO THE MATH - It's hard to argue with logic... though she always manages to.
Big Brother -
ALLAH-U-SNACKBAR! - Get the Special Kebab Combo with Felafel and a soda for just 5 dinar!
RAP - It's what you get when you set Tourettes to music.
FEELING SIGNIFICANT? - Don't
EMOTIONS. - Chuck Norris only has one... Roundhouse kicking you in the face.
LIFE IS A GIFT GIVER (NOT A GREAT ONE THOUGH) - When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade and remember that it's the thought that counts
COFFEE - Nurse, 25 units of caffeine! Stat! This man's life is at stake!!
DISASTERS - They're not cheap!
WHEN LIFE HANDS YOU LEMONS.. - throw it a lemonade
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