Query tags with term: em
DEAR MATH - Stop asking us to find your X. She's not coming back and don't ask Y either
RARE VIEW - A rarely seen picture of the inside of an actual Can-o-Whoopass
CAT RULES -
THE PUBIC HARE - one of the few animals not hunted for it's skin.
HAZARDOUS MATERIALS -
PURPLE HAYS - All in my brain, lately things just don't seem the same ...
VOTING - Is deciding which criminal gets to steal everything you have.
I'LL GIVE YOU ANYTHING! - to fight back against the Empire
BACON LIMERICK ~ - There once was a sandwich with mayo ~ and lettuce and bright red tomato. Though tasty and fine ~ it was missing some swine, with bacon it made me say, “Hey-O!”
MEMORIAL DAY - Thank you to all who have fallen, and all who have bothered to stand up.
FISHING - A great hobby. Just don't let your wife meet your fishing buddies.
COMPUTER CRASH - Can't respond to any email today. Something has crashed on my computer and the mouse is missing.
Keep Looking Up -
ANNOUCEMENT - IKEA has announced it's intentions to sell cars. Some of us are going to be in deep shit. Battery not included!
SERIOUS TIMES -
QUESTION - How many men does it take to open a beer bottle? Zero. It should be open when she brings it.
OPPORTUNITY KNOCKS ONCE -
THINKING OF OTHERS -
DO THE MATH - It's hard to argue with logic... though she always manages to.
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