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SORRY LADIES - but this is the REAL Mr. Grey.
SIX-PACK ABS -
DYSLEXIC ZOMBIES -
OSCAR PISTORIUS -
TEXTING WHILE DRIVING KILLS - "unless you're texting for driving tips"
GEEKS ARE SEXY - And kinky too in their own strange kind of way
Keep Looking Up -
TXT MSG -
OVERNIGHT DELIVERY - Usually a lot faster than the pizza delivery guy.
ATHEISTS - I've never seen one, talked to one, or heard from one. They must not exist.
SECURITY PLANS - When people get one too many ideas from watching too much Dexter...
IF ONLY - I could exchange my heart for another liver That way I could drink more and care less
WHEN I AM BORED - I send a text to a random number saying, " I hid the body ... Now what ? "
LA TO DALLAS - a very long 1435 miles
COMPLEXITY - Sometimes the coolness is worth it.
Extra Bacon, Please -
CAN'T AFFORD HEALTH INSURANCE - Go to the airport, you'll get a free x-ray, breast exam and if you mention Al Qaeda you will get a free colonoscopy
SENIOR MOMENT -
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