Query tags with term: ex
 | SORRY LADIES - but this is the REAL Mr. Grey. |
 | DYSLEXIC ZOMBIES - |
 | TEXTING WHILE DRIVING KILLS - "unless you're texting for driving tips" |
 | OSCAR PISTORIUS - |
 | GEEKS ARE SEXY - And kinky too in their own strange kind of way |
 | OPPOSITE - |
 | EXCUSES - NOT EVERYONE USES THEM |
 | ATHEISTS - I've never seen one, talked to one, or heard from one. They must not exist. |
 | TXT MSG - |
 | SECURITY PLANS - When people get one too many ideas from watching too much Dexter... |
 | IF ONLY - I could exchange my heart for another liver That way I could drink more and care less |
 | LA TO DALLAS - a very long 1435 miles |
 | WHEN I AM BORED - I send a text to a random number saying, " I hid the body ... Now what ? " |
 | MYSTERY SOLVED - |
 | CAN'T AFFORD HEALTH INSURANCE - Go to the airport, you'll get a free x-ray, breast exam and if you mention Al Qaeda you will get a free colonoscopy |
 | COMPLEXITY - Sometimes the coolness is worth it. |
 | EQUALITY - |
 | OVERNIGHT DELIVERY - Usually a lot faster than the pizza delivery guy. |
 | "GO BACK TO THE KITCHEN!" - Yeah! That's a very wise thing to shout to your wife, isn't it? |
 | THE LETTER K - The one letter that can piss anyone off while texting. |
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