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SORRY LADIES - but this is the REAL Mr. Grey.
SIX-PACK ABS -
Kiddie Creativity -
DYSLEXIC ZOMBIES -
OSCAR PISTORIUS -
TEXTING WHILE DRIVING KILLS - "unless you're texting for driving tips"
GEEKS ARE SEXY - And kinky too in their own strange kind of way
OBEDIENCE SCHOOL - Fido failed it!
Keep Looking Up -
EXCUSES - NOT EVERYONE USES THEM
TXT MSG -
OVERNIGHT DELIVERY - Usually a lot faster than the pizza delivery guy.
ATHEISTS - I've never seen one, talked to one, or heard from one. They must not exist.
SECURITY PLANS - When people get one too many ideas from watching too much Dexter...
TEXTING WHILE DRIVING -
IF ONLY - I could exchange my heart for another liver That way I could drink more and care less
THE JOYS OF NATURE - Fresh air. Exercise. Imminent death. Makes one feel alive. Briefly.
WHEN I AM BORED - I send a text to a random number saying, " I hid the body ... Now what ? "
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