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Eyes Demotivational Poster

OHIO STATE BUCKEYES - Their chicks even make Michigan girls look pretty.

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Rating: 3.69/5

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caveman - May 15, 2012, 8:55 pm
Both your posters would also do well on sporting breakdown
caveman - May 15, 2012, 8:55 pm
Both your posters would also do well on sporting breakdown
fan4camping - May 15, 2012, 8:26 pm
Sorry for the repeat comments. Screen didn't refresh when I tried to post comment
fan4camping - May 15, 2012, 8:25 pm
I'm from Michigan, and I approve this message. 5L
fan4camping - May 15, 2012, 8:24 pm
I'm from Michigan, and I approve this message. 5L
fan4camping - May 15, 2012, 8:24 pm
I'm from Michigan, and I approve this message. 5L

WHY - Spiders will never be called "Cute."

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Rating: 3.19/5

More motifakes by Shyanne

Insaniac - December 31, 2009, 10:26 am
Awwwwwww, adorable.
Zed - December 7, 2009, 2:59 pm
Well, d***it, I think he's cute.
Shyanne - December 7, 2009, 11:56 am
Scary f***!

SQUIRRELS - They're staring into your soul

THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE - Are unseen That's why we close our eyes When we KISS.....CRY and DREAM

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Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by Sho

marlygirl - April 14, 2011, 6:54 pm
5L. magnificent
Sho - March 26, 2011, 4:45 pm
lisabwells - March 26, 2011, 4:42 pm
This is so beautiful!
rerun - March 21, 2011, 8:34 pm

Reality Lord - March 21, 2011, 2:07 pm



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Rating: 3.31/5

More motifakes by sickartist

Sean - November 27, 2009, 2:38 pm
What do you think they are all in line for, spacedog?
spacedog - November 27, 2009, 11:44 am
I can't imagine having litter boxes for all those cats, so I guess your garden is full of crap.
CANADA - November 27, 2009, 11:34 am
WTF, are you some crazy cat lady?

COACH HINES - He will set you on fire like a charcoal burkite.

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Rating: 2.64/5

More motifakes by Todd M.

Todd M. - June 27, 2009, 2:25 am
lawl, steroid bust one was classic! cant really decide which one is my favorite. ice cream rant is near the top
agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 2:06 am
For pete's pepper son, just try not to misquote again, or this chalk's going up your nose, and out your finger... and that's impossible!
Todd M. - June 27, 2009, 1:56 am
didn't think ya were insulting, i just typed in dictionary.com something that sounded like what he said and looked at the suggestions they gave and thats the first one i saw. gonna have to make a different one cause coach hines would not approve! lol
agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 1:52 am
It's motifake... all in good fun. I really like Coach Hines' skits.
agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 1:51 am
Just ribbing ya.... no insult meant. Say a line or two, thought I'd run with them.
Todd M. - June 27, 2009, 1:50 am
agdaniele it was hard to hear what he said from the laughter. i figured it was either briquette or burkite(to murder, as by suffocation, to leave no or few marks of violence). with the context of his rants i felt burkite was the more logical choice.
mooooooooooooooooo - June 25, 2009, 12:30 am
man I've been meaning to ask. What's the story behind your Nik? My GF is called Danielle and she was pretty sure you must be a chick. based on past comments, I'm sure you're not. so wtf?
agdaniele - June 25, 2009, 12:22 am
mooooooooooooooooooooo - June 25, 2009, 12:15 am
OK I get it.....you're sick Aggy.(the love of Guinness should have given that away)
mooooooooooooooo - June 25, 2009, 12:05 am
Also. Open ended quotes are dumb.
mooooooooooooooooooooo - June 25, 2009, 12:04 am
good one. but I don't get the "maps of Hawaii reference.
agdaniele - June 24, 2009, 11:51 pm
HA!!! You didn't think they'd check it out with a black light, huh? Maps of hawaii!!!
moooooooooooooooo - June 24, 2009, 11:48 pm
I was gonna return my new logitech set and buy one but future shop said "no returns on stained items" whatever that means.
agdaniele - June 24, 2009, 11:46 pm
Tsk, tsk.... you need to upgrade to the 3.0 emotifake comment keyboard. It coats comments in sarcasm, laughter, etc.
mooooooooooooo - June 24, 2009, 11:44 pm
I know, how come no one can read my inflection on the internet?
agdaniele - June 24, 2009, 11:38 pm
I was loosely referring to Pyrite... thought I'd be as far off as his spelling of briquette.
agdaniele - June 24, 2009, 11:37 pm
It was sarcasm, mooooo.
mooooooooooooooo - June 24, 2009, 11:32 pm
You're thinking of Burkeite. But that doesn't make this poster funny.
agdaniele - June 24, 2009, 11:23 pm
Burkite? Isn't that fool's gold?


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Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by Sho

thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 13, 2014, 10:49 am
D@mn! And I thought my cat wa5 creepy. We're missing the point here, Sho. You owe me a clean pair of pants.
Fentroll - June 21, 2012, 12:44 am
Creepy, love it!


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Rating: 4.28/5

More motifakes by Wytch

CaptMickeyd - May 15, 2013, 4:24 pm
I had never seen him that way before.lol
zoomer296 - February 21, 2013, 9:22 pm
I agree with nj35, that doesn't look like a swastika.
nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 10:32 pm
The Iron Cross, is not a Nazi sign fail!
Verdeckt - August 9, 2011, 4:16 am
Can't say i looked that closely Forseti but I'll take your word for it. 5 Cringers
forseti - August 9, 2011, 3:29 am
you forgot the small p****! 5 Orkos
Wytch - August 9, 2011, 3:04 am
Thanks, I also have the complete series. Geeks unite! lol
Alixian - August 9, 2011, 2:47 am
Genius, absolute genius, I don't know how I never joined the dots on that one, i got the complete series on DVD

YOUR BALLS - I'll smash them.


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Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by gas

champ99 - August 8, 2011, 2:31 pm
gas - August 7, 2011, 2:36 am
and imagination has no limits... thx all for the votes :)
tellitlikeitis - August 6, 2011, 10:21 pm
That's life and human nature.... unfortunately.
Verdeckt - August 6, 2011, 7:30 pm
mariand - August 6, 2011, 1:53 pm
true 5tory...
Reality Lord - August 6, 2011, 1:10 pm



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Rating: 3.22/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

BoneCD - June 23, 2009, 8:14 pm
Wild, eH!!!
Haarakkon - June 23, 2009, 8:13 pm
Knockin' On Heaven's Door by Dylan gave me a near-life experience.
Haarakkon - June 23, 2009, 8:11 pm
Wow, this thing pulses with the percussion section no matter what song is playing.
MO - June 23, 2009, 7:41 pm
Can't not stare......so purdy...
BoneCD - June 23, 2009, 7:37 pm
*hands Mo a foil hat* Dammit I told you not to stare!!! My screen is shakin' again!
MO - June 23, 2009, 7:33 pm
I knew it! First they go after our women.....frickin pure evil!
BoneCD - June 23, 2009, 7:31 pm
And you know Mo this is another Canadian Tire mind control trick!!!
BoneCD - June 23, 2009, 6:54 pm
*psst* ummm, are ya done yet. And guess what, I'm drinkin' a PBR! Man this is too weird!!! *checks to see in the mirror if his neck is turning red*
MO - June 23, 2009, 6:50 pm
FOR CHRIST SAKE BONE!!! Don't be sayin it so loud!!
BoneCD - June 23, 2009, 6:39 pm
Stop shaken' the screen...I'm just sayin'
MO - June 23, 2009, 6:36 pm
Sign me up!! I've re-done 3rd grade...like 5 times, but I seem to not be able to shake my conjunctivitis....
BoneCD - June 23, 2009, 6:32 pm
you know Mo there is a one handed typing class
MO - June 23, 2009, 6:28 pm
Oh, and your poster distracteded me from spelling brite....right! Or is that write? Wait! THUMP, THUMP...THUMP, THUMP.....
MO - June 23, 2009, 6:22 pm
Bone! Tunnel =1!! You know this ....man! (this tunnel gets 5 light brights though!!)
BoneCD - June 23, 2009, 5:57 pm
You go Mo!!!
MO - June 23, 2009, 5:29 pm
All I see are ***bIES!!!


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Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Altrunchen - September 25, 2013, 8:43 am
Reality Lord - June 30, 2010, 2:03 pm

ditto :)
culos - June 29, 2010, 4:41 am
Have to agree with Cubby, first sign of intelligence on your part, well done!
Reality Lord - June 27, 2010, 10:54 pm

whoa..a five from cubby...honored dude..for real.
Cubbybear - June 27, 2010, 10:47 pm
5/5 I like the use of words
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 27, 2010, 10:26 pm


We were never quite sure -

TRANSFORMERS - They're watching you!

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Rating: 4.63/5

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REAL BEAUTY - is powerful. It has no need for skimpy clothes, plunging necklines or naked skin

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Rating: 4.15/5

More motifakes by RandomPixilator

RandomPixilator - August 8, 2011, 8:19 pm
Come to think of it, for all we know, `she' could be a `he'..
ISeeRedPeople - August 8, 2011, 2:05 pm
She doesn't shave or bathe! Still pretty?
rerun - August 10, 2010, 10:20 pm

simply stunning
RandomPixilator - July 5, 2010, 11:23 pm
I agree with all of ya. Especially the make-up bit. Try convincing my daughter of this fact..
Lord of Da - July 2, 2010, 9:39 am
And it doesn't need Ph**oshop.
MisterJJ - July 2, 2010, 9:17 am
Nice, but real beauty doesn't need so much makeup either.
RandomPixilator - July 2, 2010, 3:02 am
Ahaa, I never said they did..
Derek - July 2, 2010, 2:27 am
- but those things don't hurt

FLEA MARKET MONTGOMERY - It's just like... It's just like... A Mini-mawl...

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Rating: 1.46/5

More motifakes by Ross

13thCat - May 12, 2009, 6:01 am
Oh god this made me lol


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Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by Sho

nonanon - May 6, 2012, 2:37 am
they're so shiny...
holymoly - May 5, 2012, 4:57 pm
Fantastic. And creepy as fcuk... good show SHO.. 5L
crankyhead - May 5, 2012, 4:07 pm

HYPNOSIS - Just....uhmm....wow....don't look into her eyes.

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Rating: 3.35/5

More motifakes by Atari Mitsuku

agdaniele - January 9, 2010, 5:37 pm
I...... mean...... must buy Wii.
agdaniele - January 9, 2010, 5:36 pm
But really... what else is there to stare at?
agdaniele - January 9, 2010, 5:36 pm
I'll be d***ed... he's got a point.


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Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by xXxMorouneyxXx

Silvermist - April 13, 2009, 10:33 pm
Definitely, without them, our fruit may look like that!


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Rating: 2.89/5

More motifakes by giulio

Joshy8632 - November 16, 2009, 2:25 pm
SVT - October 16, 2009, 5:18 pm
why pick? go for both.
bastian - October 15, 2009, 6:49 am
i'd pick the mom
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 14, 2009, 6:06 pm
Great Minds think alike.#63538
CANADA - October 14, 2009, 3:27 pm
True! but im still more of a "Live the moment" type a guy


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Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Reality Lord - June 29, 2010, 8:37 am

einstien was a forgiving soul. and google told me to spell it that way. evil bastards they be.
ICEMAN - June 29, 2010, 12:59 am
EINSTEIN would kick your azz for misspelling his name.
Hawamleh - June 28, 2010, 8:23 pm
Thanks Man, I just Kept Trying Till I found My Style Which Apparenly is "depressing and anti-war"
Reality Lord - June 28, 2010, 8:12 pm

you know dude when i started making this i was a total noob. actually having one of mine rejected due to nsfw made me re-thing. some are for laughs but i hope all have the quality. ps...your stuff rocks
Hawamleh - June 28, 2010, 6:06 pm
Im Gonna Pass You Some Words I was Given By A lot of the GreyBeards... "Remember Quality Above Quantity"
Reality Lord - June 28, 2010, 5:57 pm

whoa..truely humbling. seven votes...all 5. and scorpian...niiiiice. i've gotten hooked on making these things. as for einstien...the man didn't need his science, he was a genious on all levels.
GreyScorpion - June 28, 2010, 5:48 pm
I have to laugh at you RL, that's 2 "Einsteins" you've been called on. 5L
Hawamleh - June 28, 2010, 5:47 pm
5ls Truly De-motivating !
forseti - June 28, 2010, 4:35 pm

EYE CANDY - It ain't always about the babes

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Rating: 3.9/5

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spacedog - December 18, 2009, 6:00 pm
Yikes! 5 runny centers.

POWERTHIRST - It's energy for men! MENERGY!!!

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Rating: 2.16/5

More motifakes by cblake

GoForthAndDie - November 9, 2008, 5:23 pm
He's just a sucker with no self-esteem/Oh wayo, yeah, yeah
Tony-USAF - September 24, 2008, 4:47 pm
Mother Nature will be like "sloooow doooown" and you'll be like, "fu*k you!" and kick her in the face with your ENERGY LEGS!
Arpaleggia - September 13, 2008, 5:45 pm
Lmao! Menergy!

LOOK ME IN THE EYE - and tell me you've never wanted to ride me, not even once

EYES - ON TARGET Although the recent budget cuts have taken their toll on training..

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Rating: 4/5

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Sidereal - January 26, 2010, 8:23 am
The best of the best of the best... of the rest


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Rating: 3.76/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

Noname5 - September 27, 2011, 11:39 am
souldnt it be she┬┤s hurt? would make more sence imo

EYES - Look into my eyes and hear what I'm not saying, for my eyes speak louder than my voice ever will....Unknown.

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Rating: 4.83/5

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Rating: 4.15/5

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kay9kabang - February 12, 2012, 5:41 pm
yes, I noticed it 3 seconds after posting...
gas - November 26, 2011, 2:10 am
just seen this one... beautiful
thatonechick - August 13, 2010, 10:48 am
Dis stain right here? Spaghetti sauce.
corneredbadger - August 13, 2010, 10:47 am
im pretty sure you meant disdain instead of distain.


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Rating: 3.7/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

CloudchaserS - February 1, 2012, 2:09 am
If that wore glasses, it'd be eight eyes
lgvernon - January 31, 2012, 6:42 pm

You're right~
jig - January 31, 2012, 1:58 pm
four eyes !

HYPNOSIS - Look into my eyes, you're getting sleepy Wait a min..Stop smiling dammit! DO I LOOK LIKE I'M JOKING?!

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Rating: 3.38/5

More motifakes by Feasibly

50cal - September 13, 2010, 10:38 am
Kind of creepy!

WHITE PEOPLE - Because Japanese people aren't physically interesting enough to be featured in popular anime.

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Rating: 2.91/5

More motifakes by VinceVicious

cthulhufhtagn - May 31, 2011, 7:15 am
I DID... Have a look on http://cthulhufhtagn1987.deviantart.com/
VinceVicious - May 24, 2011, 1:44 am
You're right. It's not racist either. Now if only I could think of some new decent posters...
cthulhufhtagn - May 24, 2011, 1:42 am
This is most likely not racist but people WILL feel insulted, no matter what the author intended(Anyone but a total moron would know th)... And, there are no ethnicities in the Naruto universe like on ours, so "white", "Japanese" etc simply doesn't apply.
yuuki1 - October 4, 2010, 5:16 pm
Japanese are certainly much more physically interesting then author of this poster. Get life, pathetic troll.
aesop's folly - November 9, 2009, 8:33 am
teh he, 5/5
jesus mc finnigan - February 10, 2009, 12:18 pm
idk about this but i certainly do love mudkips
spitfire111 - January 6, 2009, 11:35 pm
Sometime it wonder me about this but I think it had more to do with representing their personality through appearance rather than white people look better than japanese. You know like "blond is more fun" stuff..
VinceVicious - December 30, 2008, 11:32 pm
Without a title and witty subtitle, you would be more pissed.
Suh-weet - December 26, 2008, 10:25 am
ARGH. Sick of these f***ing anime posters. f*** OFF!

WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN - Cannot Be Unseen....

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Rating: 2.67/5

More motifakes by RAWR

jake - October 26, 2009, 9:03 am
This guy looks like he has glaucoma
Bartimaeus - October 25, 2009, 3:48 pm
Don't even talk about that! I felt so betrayed...never have I been so ashamed of mechs.
thatdude - October 25, 2009, 3:43 pm
End of Evangelion perhaps
Monica - October 25, 2009, 1:17 pm
Two Girls, One Cup? Or Perhaps The Scary Maze Game.

AAAWWWWWW - Who doesn't love big eyes?

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Rating: 2.67/5

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agdaniele - June 5, 2010, 2:18 pm
No, not really. You should've seen the dozen I rejected.
Kung-Fu Devil - June 5, 2010, 1:34 pm
WTF? This isn't a motifake...

SUCKING - Having been 1500 days And you lose to Purdue Sucking- Michigan Football


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Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by Rick69

Rick69 - April 2, 2012, 5:23 pm
Thank you... :) Not sure if they are ph**o-shopped or not; But their eyes... Words cannot describe their eyes... And especially this one's mischievous "I know your weakness" eyes...
gas - April 2, 2012, 5:10 pm
saw that pic today.. very nicely done!


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Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by Iconoclast

rerun - August 6, 2010, 10:15 pm

perhaps you should see the last 6 letters of this poster title, apply it to yourself when you return....in about 7 days
fred - August 6, 2010, 10:08 pm
Perhaps you should look up the definition of that word.


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Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by Neener

flint - October 18, 2010, 6:01 pm
I like this, 5l

'ELLO - My name's Albert... I'm here for the interview.


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Rating: 4.77/5

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shmoe13 - December 8, 2010, 5:48 pm
keep yout children and family close


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Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by Sho

Sho - March 22, 2013, 3:24 pm
I know right.
Zetmonk - March 18, 2013, 1:19 am
I like this. Who decided bad can't be good?
GaryO - March 17, 2013, 12:07 pm
Nice try, Sho, nice try.


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Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by motifayk

motifayk - January 28, 2013, 10:02 am
These days its the only thing anybody ever has.
MissPriss - January 27, 2013, 12:30 pm
Ya mean there's still hope for me? Teehee

EYES - The Window To Our Soul... But Sadly... Opaque For The Dust Of The Life...

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Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by TailsDoll

TailsDoll - July 20, 2010, 10:00 pm
Thank you...I will try making more eyes Motifakes... I love eyes xD :D
Reality Lord - July 20, 2010, 12:34 am

Cubbybear - July 19, 2010, 11:30 pm
Good job 5/5

silent treatment -

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Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by Sho

BoneCD - June 18, 2013, 4:56 pm
Oh the horror of it...5L
5150monkeylove - June 11, 2013, 2:30 am
Yep, what she said. And another creeper to sleep by.
Ism - June 10, 2013, 4:14 pm
Again SHO... you have me Unnerved... and Praying... not for you... but that your Trial will be televised... 5L's
lgvernon - June 10, 2013, 3:22 pm

Just excellent. A paraprosdokian story!~
lgvernon - June 10, 2013, 3:21 pm

Just excellent. A paraprosdokian story!~


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Rating: 4.29/5

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djrcreative - January 25, 2012, 2:23 pm
I have, and always figured him Air Force; plus, the name 'n all. ;) I'm really surprised the Apache sunset pic for REWARDS (#147312) hadn't been used, and that they weren't all winners (#30512). But, that was a looong time ago...
Sho - January 25, 2012, 11:38 am
You think HE likes the army.....you should look at Airman's posters
djrcreative - January 25, 2012, 8:30 am
Thanks! :D No preference, actually. Just found some really cool military pics that happened to feature such. *shrug*
suzieq - January 24, 2012, 9:17 pm
man, you post good stuff, but you sure like the army

EXPRESSIONS - The "WTF YOU SAID GIRL?" Emphasis being on WTF.


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Rating: 2.28/5

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Bartimaeus - September 14, 2009, 12:03 am
Awesome! Action figures! 5/5

EYES VS. FINGERS - There Can Only Be On Winner

Gerard Way -

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Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - June 14, 2015, 4:25 am

EYES - Angry Helicopter has them...and they are watching you!

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Rating: 3.69/5

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phydeaux - January 24, 2010, 6:16 pm
dang, you're right, I missed that. IF it can be deleted I'll fix that and resubmit.
Cubbybear - January 24, 2010, 6:15 pm
com tagged right hand corner


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Rating: 3.24/5

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MO - June 22, 2009, 8:27 pm
Hey! This not de! I'm MOtivated!!


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Rating: 4.71/5

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Houseplant - June 17, 2012, 12:35 pm
Just feed me beer once in and while and i'll be just fine...5L
Sho - June 16, 2012, 1:34 pm
Lol since those grow in the wild here, no one has them xD
gas - June 15, 2012, 8:35 pm
I also had a cactus once xD

D E S I R E - Every time I close my eyes, I feel you with me.

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Rating: 4.38/5

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rerun - February 11, 2012, 6:48 pm

this would be great at motitwist
HallieMarie - February 10, 2012, 5:34 pm
Lol, ha ha ha... =P
BeNiceToMe - February 10, 2012, 5:12 pm
you misspl5lled 'inside' :)

MOTIFAKE - A site for sore eyes.

EYES - What has been seen, can not be unseen.

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Rating: 3.78/5

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Cubbybear - January 24, 2010, 6:15 pm
It burns!

BEAUTY - it's all in the eyes

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Rating: 3.77/5

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ICEMAN - March 27, 2011, 3:16 am
But there was an airbrush. Ph**oshop's older brother.
guyfox - March 26, 2011, 4:59 pm
for most of the years the magazine was around there was no ph**oshop
guyfox - March 26, 2011, 4:59 pm
for most of the years the magazine was around there was no ph**oshop
ICEMAN - March 25, 2011, 10:32 pm
You're kidding with that... right?
guyfox - March 25, 2011, 10:20 pm
it's from PLAYBOY not ph**oshopped
djinnyf - March 25, 2011, 8:41 pm
Yeah... especially fake, makeup ph**oshopped eyes! Oh you guys.... xx
guyfox - August 24, 2010, 10:01 pm
in all serious.........I believe it lies in the eyes
AdmiralAckbar - August 24, 2010, 4:36 pm
I agree, but we use eyes as a code word for ***bs.

COACH HINES - Do not think that he will not suplex you!

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Rating: 3/5

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agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 9:25 am

SMEAGOL - Challenged you to a stareing contest. can you win the prize money without blinking?



EPIC - Those... eyes... can't look... a-away...

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Rating: 1.29/5
aaa - September 8, 2009, 3:11 pm
This picture is MANY years old. I remember seeing this in National Geographic when I was a kid. I've seen a recent ph**o of her; not so pretty now. Unfortunate. Still, GORGEOUS eyes!!!!
Lena - September 8, 2009, 1:24 am
Is... THIS why they hide their women? Pritty eyes!
LogicDude - September 7, 2009, 12:11 am
Yeah...they recently published an updated pic of her. Let's just say that Afghanistan isn't a place where looks last long. It might also explain the whole face veil thing.
Informator - September 7, 2009, 12:06 am
ooooh this picture :o i love this ph**o...so she friggin prettyyyy >.
agdaniele - September 6, 2009, 9:26 pm
Pretty face overall.

WHEN A WOMAN IS TALKING TO YOU - listen to what she says with her eyes

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Rating: 4.09/5

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SOLID SNAKE EYES - doesn't need a cardboard box

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Rating: 2.75/5

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AARGH!!!! - IM EYES!!!!!!

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Rating: 1.67/5

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Dr. Festerpus - February 12, 2010, 11:32 pm
Hey go to p****land.com!
TheBritishGuy - May 29, 2009, 4:10 am
I think i've gone blind. If not, I hope I do.
Captain Douchebag - July 19, 2008, 11:00 am
..Go to the site, Emily. All will be made clear.
Emily - July 19, 2008, 8:39 am
I don't get it.

pain -

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spacedog - April 12, 2014, 10:59 pm

Adjustments -

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MissPriss - January 5, 2014, 3:25 pm
I a**ure you, mine are never fake. Just never learned how to colour within the lines...d*** lipstick!
GaryO - January 5, 2014, 11:22 am
'Ping' 5

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MissPriss - July 20, 2013, 5:00 pm
And a very "I cant get my pants on cuz someones' foot is up my arse" thank you Mr. Gary.
MissPriss - July 20, 2013, 4:58 pm
Yep...I'm clever, but I cant promise perfection...teehee. Thanks Zet!
MissPriss - July 20, 2013, 4:56 pm
Whoa there Silvie! Cants will do in this case...you're horrible. But in a right up my alley kinda horrible...thanks hun.
GaryO - July 20, 2013, 8:49 am
Zetmonk - July 20, 2013, 4:01 am
Perhaps it's a word play on pants, with cants used to refer to pessimists always saying something cant work. Cants are pretty clever then.
Silverheart - July 20, 2013, 3:07 am

If it's intended to say 'cants' instead of 'pants', very funny. If it's intended to say 'cants' instead of another word - [substitute the 'A' for a 'U'] - it's even funnier! Double 5Ls for the double funny!


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chickenlittle - October 16, 2013, 11:14 pm
what a beautiful girl!
Sho - October 16, 2013, 6:57 pm
So I heard. Thing is, my father has light brown eyes, and my mother's are green and grey. So I have a mix of both of them
premiumgrade - October 16, 2013, 6:28 pm
You must have magnificent looking eyes
Sho - October 16, 2013, 12:03 pm
They look like mines, without some of the light brown near the center


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lgvernon - July 10, 2013, 9:56 pm

We are but passengers on the ship of fools...
spacedog - July 10, 2013, 7:51 pm
Are you crazy? Everyone knows the world is flat. 5L


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MissPriss - November 19, 2012, 6:43 pm
venture into? you don't know me very well do ya slick...deep,dark...darker than you! bahaha..I mean muhahaha. Thanks for the read.
Rick69 - November 19, 2012, 6:28 pm
My, my... Never knew you would venture into this region too...
MissPriss - November 19, 2012, 1:47 pm
been there, done that...already posted teehee
falloutghoul - November 19, 2012, 1:32 pm
Even better yet: Shivers.
MissPriss - November 19, 2012, 1:31 pm
Okeedokee thanks for the vote and 5L, see my dark side gets 'em every time.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 19, 2012, 1:29 pm
This could make a great religifake as well. 5L

Gargoyles -

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~ The soul ~ -

Inquiring Minds -

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curlyrocks - September 20, 2013, 5:13 pm
Normal person with an eye patch yes, pirate no.
5150monkeylove - September 20, 2013, 2:42 pm
Epic! 5 pokes.

Mine Eyes -

The "Eyes" Have It -

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MissPriss - January 28, 2014, 10:05 pm
I still don't...bahaha. Thanks little!
chickenlittle - January 28, 2014, 8:31 pm
I totally didn't get that the first time I saw it, the "have it" part. 5L :)


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Rating: 4.78/5

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Greeny - December 16, 2012, 5:03 am
Wow - 5 shades of darkness


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Tarapin - April 12, 2011, 1:44 am
Just watched this movie for the first time a couple of weeks ago. Rutger Hauer is bad@ss. Blind Fury ftw.



coalesce -

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EmilioDumphque - September 6, 2014, 1:09 am
Eyes that say: You're on the menu.


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R.S.Jake - April 27, 2010, 11:29 am
Yes well played Grey, 5 S's for you! Especially because the second s is NOT the "modern usage", but an incorrect spelling and a Spelling Nazi's "achilles heel", Muahahahaha!
Ed-Hyde - April 27, 2010, 10:42 am
The below was the google definition. Darn it all. To be fair, on further research, "Desert" is the spelling used in Shakespeare. Modern usage uses the second s. Well played Grey, well played.
Ed-Hyde - April 27, 2010, 10:39 am
A desert is a landscape or region that receives almost no precipitation. Dessert is a course that typically comes at the end of a meal.
GreyScorpion - April 26, 2010, 9:44 am
Thanks Mooo+!!, I'll save you seat at the next class. & to the spelling nazi's, if ignorance is bliss, then you should be some really happy happy people. Deserts is spelled correctly, google it and see, don't be afraid, Mr Dictionary is your friend.
Ed-Hyde - April 26, 2010, 6:48 am
Nice one Moo+. Hey Grey, Desserts, like cheesecake. Not Desert like sandy. Though I guess she could be dried up. And BAD moderators for missing the spell check!
culos - April 26, 2010, 5:12 am
*won't be*
culos - April 26, 2010, 5:08 am
Anywho, I'd do her without worrying about the number of s-ses. I bet she won't that dry then....
rerun - April 26, 2010, 3:18 am

gee egg plant defender, way to make an introduction.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2010, 3:13 am
f***in eggplant-jerkoff
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2010, 3:12 am
You can criticize when you make just 1 poster better than GS's worst....STFU and GTFO....you're not wanted here.
eggplantdef - April 26, 2010, 3:08 am
Just deserts? As opposed to just tundras? Or just rainforests? Spell check ftw.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2010, 1:43 am
Deep....and sick......you need help GS 5L.

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MissPriss - July 12, 2013, 8:54 pm
Happy to of been of service. Personally? I think you look so adorable with a smile on your face, rather than your head exploding. But hey, what do I know? Oh and thanks greeny.
Greeny - July 12, 2013, 7:30 pm
Nice Miss P; thanks for the smile


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GodsWorshipMe - July 1, 2010, 9:51 pm
... and, uh, beware of the penguins


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Krickit - April 30, 2013, 9:24 am
When I look into her eyes I feel like she is plotting my death
falloutghoul - April 29, 2013, 8:35 am
Those eyes...

Susane Colasanti -

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Greeny - January 3, 2014, 6:42 pm
Interesting union there Sho; on target
Reality Lord - January 3, 2014, 4:52 pm

love it

VEILING A WOMAN'S FACE - It Is A Great Possibility Of Hiding Your Girl From Other Guys If You Are Afraid Of A Cheating Wife, Because Treating Her Well Is Not Your Best Attribute

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culos - April 15, 2010, 4:13 am
They will have a mustache for sure. Only way to find out is to give it/her/him a squeeze I guess....
Me_ - April 14, 2010, 2:55 pm
Ever wonder if some of the women under burkas are really men.


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Trapped Miners -

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Ashson - May 18, 2014, 7:25 pm
I'm out of touch. Hadn't heard. This is an old motivator from when some New Zealand miners were trapped and rescued.
MissPriss - May 18, 2014, 2:26 pm
Poorly timed with death toll at over 300 at the recent mine incident. Prefer to leave a comment rather than a vote.

EYES - your only last loving memory of punch drunk love she left on your cortex. Before ripping thy heart out.

attention -

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BABYSITTERS - I've seen that guy before...that's what's his name...ED-HYDE!!!

HEY GEORGE - You Need To Get Out From In Front Of The TV Every Once In A While

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