Tagged with: fail
 | HISTORY - |
 | HOW TO NOT FAIL AT LIFE - The "Quit bitching about the bitches" edition |
 | HAVE AT THEE - Failure. I do it every day. And I'll be back with more tomorrow. |
 | THAT GUY - |
 | PARENTING - It's not for everyone |
 | WOMEN - |
 | YOU FAIL AT FAILING AT FAILING - And Mr.Paperclip has come to point out the obvious |
 | FAILURE - |
 | YOUR CONSTANT COMPLAINING - This kid doesn't hear it (or understand it). |
 | POWER FAILURE - |
 | THIS... IS... - Ridiculous! I paid almost $500 per seat, $100 for beer and pizza, $20 to park my car, and I have to sit next to a lunatic, wearing a Spartan costume in Dallas?! You Suck Jerry! |
 | ULTIMATE FAIL CAKE - It fails at failing |
 | SCORE! - Look what I found! Somebody threw out a perfectly good white girl! |
 | SCREWED - You have your food stuck around your neck, you have no hands, you are known for your stupidity, and your comrades will rip you apart once they see you. |
 | EPIC FAIL - Not for the weak of forehead |
 | WOMEN FAIL - Time Management |
 | CONSTIPATION - Taking ONE picture while suffering from it is bad enough, but four? |
 | FREE TIME - Too much, you have... A real job, you must find... |
 | FAILURE - |
 | SELF-ESTEEM - |
 | SATANIC FAIL - The Devil is laughing...he loves this kind of failure |
 | MORE UNWRITTEN RULES - As an addendum to poster #66651.TAGS: fail owned rules timmy jerk anonymous loser guidelines Rating: 3.49/5 More motifakes by Jmac0585 |
 | POLITFAKERS - |
 | SUBTLETY - obviously not a word in your dictionary |
 | YOUR REJECTED MOTIFAKES - Which is worse you loser... being "unfunny," or "not funny enough?" |
 | LOGIC DUDE - Doesn't care for your poster. |
 | DO THEY HAVE - the Mamma Mia soundtrack? |
 | BATMAN - Is fictional, Goldie. |
 | EPIC FAILURE - I hope you lost a bet. And even then, YOU DON'T BET INK! |
 | FAILURE BENEFITS - |
 | DEFLECTION - Pointing out someone else's stupidity does nothing to diminish yours. |
 | MISTAKES - |
 | SOLUTIONS - There is always one that will work in the end. |
 | FAILURE - Your parenting license is revoked |
 | THE NEED FOR SPEED - "Five minutes 'till they stop serving McMuffins... I can still make it." |
 | FAILURE - Why the unicorns? Why not the mosquitoes... |
 | VILLAGE PEOPLE - Always making us laugh |
 | FONTS - Way to go from "Family Friendly" to "Creepy Guys in Overcoats" in just one word... |
 | EMO FAIL - You just did it, Sir. |
 | INSURANCE DEFRAUDERS - This is how they see the world. |
 | IDEALISM - Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality, the costs become prohibitive. --William F. Buckley Jr. |
 | FAILURE - Everybody has them. The difference between them and us, is you don't have to spend hours searching mr. motifakes' database for ours. |
 | NEWSPAPERS - There's a reason they are all going out of business. |
 | I DON'T FAIL - I succeed in finding what does not work |
 | ROSA PARKS - When calling "shotgun" goes wrong. |
 | FAIL. - Ironic? |
 | LIBERALISM - "The modern definition of 'racist' is someone who is winning an argument with a liberal" --Peter Brimelow |
 | EPIC FAIL - I mean JAIL... Jail. I meant EPIC JAIL! |
 | MISTAKES -TAGS: life time second wrong fail purpose merely warning others experience consequence quote Rating: 3.28/5 More motifakes by giulio |
 | IT’S OK - |
 | FAIL - 19th century style. |
 | LASER HAIR REMOVAL - Will NOT make your body look like this, unless it already looks like this with some hair. |
 | SINGLE MOMS IN AFRICA - They dream of your 70 hour work-weeks, sharing a two bedroom apartment with your six kids, and walking to work in the snow... Western Pansies... |
 | UNWRITTEN RULES - Sometimes, they need to be written down. |
 | SUCCESS - $500,000 a year working for Google Some people just reek of what...? |
 | EPIC FAIL - Online dating isn't all it's cracked up to be. |
 | RESULTS - |
 | SUPERFLUOUS - Ladies... unfortunately, most of you are in no danger of being kissed by anyone, anyway. |
 | FAILURE - Don't look for it here! Everything in this pic is PURE WIN! |
 | AMELIORATION - It couldn't have made it worse... |
 | MAIL ORDER BRIDES - Where's my credit card?! |
 | IF ALL ELSE FAILS - your coworkers are edible. |
 | FAT CHICKS - Yet again, their bitterness overtakes them, and they gotta ruin it for everyone. |
 | FAIL. - French Military victories? |
 | CONSCIENCE - They have a hot iron inside the store if you can make it in there. |
 | HORSES - |
 | IRONY - When "what actually works" doesn't work |
 | EPIC FAILURE - Tylenol sales at these stadiums most be phenomenal. |
 | VEGETARIANISM - |
 | SEXUAL HERASSMENT - It's always a fail |
 | ROMANCE - Jewelry, an expensive trip, clothing... all good ways to say "I love you" Your ear? Not so much. |
 | AWESOME, HUH?! - Wanna see me eat it? |
 | FAILURE - |
 | ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT!!! - I get it! You're drunk and you're horny. Fine. Whatever. Just do me one favor, Miley... Don't tell your dad I brought you to the Iota Eta Pi sorority kegger, okay? |
 | STAR TREK FAIL - Gang signs? Spock is in a gang? |
 | FAILURE - |
 | EPIC FAIL - Pretty Far dude |
 | 8 HOUR FAILURE - Are you kidding, me all day! Ronsart was on suicide watch, Logicdude got blisters from fapping off to Selma, and Aggy, well I don't have a clue. |
 | FRIENDS - Don't let friends drink and drive |
 | WATERSLIDE FAIL - |
 | UMBRELLAS - They only keep you dry when it's the rain that's falling. |
 | "IT'S A LITTLE INTIMIDATING" - Speaking of 24 girls attending his daughter's birthday at Camp David. If tween girls are a "little intimidating", then should we be surprised he's scared to confront N. Korea, Iran or Russia? |
 | IMBECILES - Confusing a Tina Fey joke with a Sarah Palin quote |
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 | SAVOIR-FAIL! - Because you CAN'T be "GANGSTA" wearing a pink sweater and pearl necklace! You just can't. Not even in Paris, France. |
 | WHY IS THE GUY ON THE RIGHT SMILING? - He doesn't have the view you do. |
 | SEXIST - Superheroes: They can easily defeat threats to world domination, yet still fail so miserably at "Sensitivity Training" |
 | HONEY, RUB MY FEET! - A command the one on the far right can never give. |
 | LIBERALISM - "Failure is not a single, cataclysmic event. You don't fail overnight. Instead, failure is a few errors in judgement, repeated every day." -- Jim Rohn |
 | VIRGINITY - |
 | FAILURE - |
 | THOMAS JEFFERSON - The first US President to tell Muslim Pirates to go suck a lemon, by ending millions in "tribute" being paid to them, and sending war ships to punish their treachery. |
 | GB2 KITCHEN - |
 | HOROSCOPES - The best available are no more accurate than this. |
 | FAILURE - To give a flying monkey fuck! Just throw your arm out already! |
 | EPIC FAIL - Because you fail so bad, even the paper clip is laughing at you |
 | HEY OVER THERE! - Would you like to see my incredible virginity?! I still have it, and it ain't goin' anywhere, anytime soon...TAGS: philladelphia philadelphia eagles birdman loser dork owned fail Rating: 3/5 More motifakes by Jmac0585 |
 | PHYSICS - There are exceptions to some of those "laws." |
 | NARUTO STILL CAN'T GET IT UP - |
 | BRING YOUR DAUGHTER TO WORK DAY - See why it's a BAD idea? "Sure Sweetie, you can bring your crayons." |
 | MERCY - Because of your thoughtfulness, instead of shooting you dead, she'll just knee you in the marbles. Well played. |
 | Friends - |
 | AIRMAN - Disagrees with your comment... |
 | YOUR NEW LOGO - Take a little closer look next time. Maybe then you won't be doomed to failure! |
 | FAILURE - An act or instance of failing or proving unsuccessful. |
 | DRINKING TO FORGET - "She's gone bud... And ya ain't gonna find another one in a dive like this, or at the bottom of a bottle." |
 | ENTITLEMENT - Yeah, you could call a cop, but he can probably afford the ticket, too. So get back in your Hyundai and go home. |
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 | ANONYMOUS COWARDS - Posting Anti-American posters or comments while not using a handle anymore recognizable than some random letters. Because anyone would care enough to track you down, even if you used your real name. Wuss...TAGS: politics republicans democrats europe europeans fail owned pwned liberals conservatives Rating: 2.92/5 More motifakes by Jmac0585 |
 | ROSES - You can ask for permission before hand, ask for forgiveness afterward, or you can giver her roses, and not worry about doing neither. |
 | W.C. FIELDS - “If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.” |
 | EPIC FAILURE - YOU HAVE FAILED, MASSIVELY |
 | EPIC FAIL - America, FTW. |
 | POINT OF FAILURE - Having only one saves time trouble shooting and leaves more time for you to pack your shit. |
 | CANCER - Shmancer... |
 | IF ALL ELSE FAILS - your coworkers are edible |
 | MAGIKARP - Will get it's revenge on you when it reaches level 20... |
 | HOMELAND SECURITY - |
 | FAIL - ON AN EPIC SCALE |
 | A FAILURE - |
 | TIGHT LEATHER JACKETS - They are aweso- Hey, wait a minute... |
 | SKATE FAIL - |
 | COSMIC FAIL - is what this is called nowadays |
 | THE SWEET SOUND - of grammar nazi's dying of heart attacks and/or killing themselves after reading this spelling fail |
 | ÜBER FAIL - Regular fail does NOT adequately describe this failure! |
 | BLOWN-GLASS ART - Beautiful! Stunning! Susceptible to BBs and eight-year-olds! |
 | GRASSHOPPER'S FACEPALM - Yeah...even the insects know you Fail. |
 | EPIC FOIL - I don't know what is happening here... but I do know EPIC when I see it. |
 | DREAMS - When you realize can't reach or achieve your own, ruin someone else's. |
 | EFFORT - Leave it to the uppity, over-achievers. |
 | OKLAHOMA CITY CHOPPERS - |
 | FAIL BULL - Misunderstands the concept |
 | CAMOUFLAGE - Now your only concern will be cannibalistic bears... or the ones in heat. |
 | NATURAL SELECTION - Good look next generation |
 | FAIL GECKO - laughs at your failure |
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 | FAILED 1ST ATTEMPT - The Sage Greybeards of Motifake almost got into the liquor cabinet in Elder God Douchebag's Fortress... But Culos kept passing those wicked beer farts...GASP! |
 | FAILURE - |
 | FALSE ADVERTISING - A sticker will never be more effective than waving a Glock. |
 | C.H.P. - Can't Handle PoliceworkTAGS: california highway patrol fail owned crash police cops Rating: 2.8/5 More motifakes by Jmac0585 |
 | FAIL! - This is why you always get picked last. |
 | INEVITABILITY - You are bound to fail sooner or later, and when you do he will be there. |
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 | FAKE CHECK - It seemed a good idea at the time. |
 | Idiots - |
 | WILE E. COYOTE - Thinks this will end badly. |
 | EPIC FAIL - Whilst Re-Booting The Laptop. |
 | RANDY MONROE - Owning the phone company. |
 | FAIL - The sign explains the title. |
 | MUFFIN PERCENTAGE FAIL - When your muffin only contains 54% muffin |
 | EPIC FAIL - We know that our country is fucked! |
 | EPIC FAIL - azula did, why wouldn't you? |
 | ONCE YOU SEE BRICKS - You Will Shit... Dammit, I Failed Again. I hate myself so much. |
 | EPIC SPELLING FAIL - This should of course have read: "The Cock Suckers" The other option was to obvious |
 | HEY BABY, - Waiting for the bu..... |
 | NUMBER ONE - ...on the most consecutive losses list. |
 | IRELAND - There are things that make up for the lousy weather (outside of the Guinness). |
 | FAILING TO FAIL - |
 | EPIC FAIL - Need I say more? |