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Father Demotivational Poster

RULE #4 -

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Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Bruzilla

thevoiceofpie - March 25, 2013, 10:22 pm
the notches in the chokes is a Browning thing, so i`d guess its a Browning...
dragonjimm - May 11, 2012, 8:19 pm
note the chokes in the end. denotes a quality sporting gun.the guy probably shoots skeet, so running wont help.
GaryO - May 11, 2012, 9:24 am
I agree, spy, but if the ol’ man is anything like I was, he’s got his foot on the lad’s neck, giving it the appearance of a side by side. Either way, it’s a convincing tool. 5L for the memories, Bruzilla. Cheers.
spypengen - May 11, 2012, 8:25 am
side by side configuration looks better than the over under configuration above but 5L anyway
SteveFurlong - May 10, 2012, 8:17 pm
5L for wholehearted approval. I have a pretty daughter. And a 12 gauge.

LIFE WITH DAD - I Wish I Ever Had A Chance to Show This To My Dad ...

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Rating: 4.98/5

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rodtoo40 - August 13, 2013, 7:31 pm
Lost mine .When I was just 18 months old to cancer.He was only 29
tatespa - March 4, 2012, 9:00 am
I just lost mine this past September.. 85 years young... Don't think I'll ever stop missing him! @Airman, went through almost the same thing... I you need to talk...?
M0rd3kaI - March 4, 2012, 6:05 am
My list would've stopped at 7, my father was mnurdered a month after that... still, 5L-oving fathers to you
Schultz1 - January 28, 2012, 4:28 pm
AW d*** it man, this made me almost break down over all the people I lost.
Coombsy007 - January 17, 2012, 9:05 pm
Mine left this life when I was 19, he was only 46. I still wish to this day for one more day to spend with him, to tell him I love him, and that our arguments meant nothing. As an adult now, I realise I am more like him than I ever thought possible.
GySgt1811a - January 11, 2012, 4:34 pm
Mine left at 86, over 10 years ago now...still miss him, guess I always will... Hang in there, Airman, help him keep his dignity.
Airman - January 11, 2012, 12:02 pm
59 is way too young. I've been dealing with my 86 year old father who refuses to go to a**isted living. He lives by himself, but we set up visiting nurses. When you talk to him, everything is always Fine, but it's not. My siblings and I feel helpless
Bucketheadsdad - January 10, 2012, 6:22 am
I am so sorry for your loss. This one REALLY hit home with me. I've got somethings going on in my life now that reflect back on losing my dad at 59. I wanna laugh at Motifakes, but this one is so important. Again, sorry for your loss.
Rick69 - January 9, 2012, 7:57 pm
I am truly very sorry for your loss and my deepest condolences goes out to him. Sadly, my father also passed away when I was much younger... But I am honoured you felt the same as I did when I saw the image. Thank you.
ElleWhyInIn - January 9, 2012, 6:40 pm
It's been exactly one week since my dad passed away at 59. This is very powerful to me. Thank you for posting. R.I.P. F.N.A. 9/19/52-1/2/12
forseti - January 9, 2012, 3:47 am
so true! 5L
Rick69 - January 8, 2012, 5:11 pm
Virtual High-5, ha ha ha!
maoworks2 - January 8, 2012, 4:39 pm
Me Too !

Parenting -

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Rating: 4.56/5

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Cannabal - February 24, 2014, 11:43 am
So long as no one mentions Part III, everyones happy.
fascistfrenchman - February 23, 2014, 8:05 pm
Wow - this one is made of awesome. Who doesn't love a Godfather reference?
maoworks2 - June 26, 2013, 6:54 pm
Yah That's A Good One. Thanks For The Info.
Cannabal - June 26, 2013, 5:29 pm
It's on the internet, therefore it is real.
maoworks2 - June 26, 2013, 2:01 pm
Is This A Real Picture .


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Father Knows Best -

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MissPriss - April 18, 2016, 1:56 pm
Thanks Slick, I'm touched. I appreciate the comment too.
Rick69 - April 18, 2016, 1:24 pm
One for the favs... If not the Hall of Fame.
MissPriss - March 13, 2016, 12:35 pm
Thanks dizz!
mizzdizz - March 12, 2016, 6:21 pm
Same goes for the other direction! HAHAHAHA! LUV it Prissy! ^!!!!!


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Rating: 4.97/5

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Hawamleh - September 7, 2011, 11:58 am
I am glad my poster has given you such feelings :D
NYSkeptic - September 7, 2011, 11:42 am
This is brilliant - and a perfect birthday wish for my son - and an equally good prayer for my father.
alazgr8 - September 2, 2011, 12:30 am
Hawamleh - September 1, 2011, 7:50 pm
Thank you rerun
rerun - September 1, 2011, 7:48 pm

mariand - September 1, 2011, 4:47 am


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More motifakes by Reality Lord

bigsouthfork - December 2, 2012, 1:00 am
There is no greater love. Godspeed faithful friend.
Sean - April 16, 2011, 4:56 pm
I'm pretty sure the lady in the pic does.
mikemallett - April 16, 2011, 4:07 pm
Does anyone know who this soldier is?
mikemallett - April 16, 2011, 4:05 pm
Very moving..........
MilDoc - April 14, 2011, 4:41 pm
Excellent, RL. Truly moving. 5L's
rerun - April 13, 2011, 5:18 pm

gave me the shivers, excellent
Faceplant31 - April 13, 2011, 4:39 pm
Very moving pic. 5L RL.
Shadowjoe - April 13, 2011, 1:25 pm
Who can argue this?
tellitlikeitis - April 13, 2011, 12:26 pm
Wow, this is very intense, most excellent RL. Of course 5l's to you.
RetiredUSNChief - April 13, 2011, 12:25 pm
Well put.
NotoriousGIL - April 13, 2011, 10:09 am
Five 5olemn thumbs up.
CaptainBaked - April 13, 2011, 9:51 am
This is deep RL... very well 5aid

PRIDE AND JOY - Hey kiddo....pull my finger.

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MissPriss - May 9, 2012, 9:34 pm
That's what I live for so thank you!
Zetmonk - May 9, 2012, 6:01 am
Thanks, made me laugh.


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Rick69 - April 12, 2012, 5:45 pm
Heh heh... Yeah, I guess that's what my avatar says... I'm more into his expression; that face just represents my average expression for most of my life thus far... All the highs & lows combined & what you get at the end of it all...
Airman - April 12, 2012, 5:20 pm
totally agree with you. Are you Peter Lorre now?
Rick69 - April 12, 2012, 4:34 pm
Beautiful, so I'm half a year late to notice this one; but it was made on my birthday. And it's perfect. Possibly the best one I have ever laid my eyes upon... Phenomenal...
bricemara - November 24, 2011, 11:44 pm
heart touching
Sean - October 13, 2011, 9:29 pm
Nice try, b***ercup, but it's going to take more than that to convince Mf they're real. Now if you don't mind I have to finish reading Eat, Pray, Love before the next meeting of my book club. Those ladies can be nasty if you don't keep up.
Reality Lord - October 13, 2011, 5:55 pm

sincerely touched by the comments left here. translation for sean: my bre***s hurt ...lolz :)
Sean - October 12, 2011, 3:15 pm
Have to get teh plug out first. Easier said than done I'm afraid ... given a mixup in tubes.
Feasibly - October 12, 2011, 2:44 pm
Your interpretation is correct, Sean...it's something only us fellow pussies would understand. Now that your secret of being an eh'hole has been revealed, we ask that you wash that thing...
Sean - October 12, 2011, 2:10 pm
*bunch (as in pride or gaggle)
Sean - October 12, 2011, 2:09 pm
Ahhh c'mon. That'd be downright diabolical.
Sean - October 12, 2011, 2:08 pm
Now wait a minute! Are you saying that RL did this on purpose just to make a punch of ... erhmm, "father lovers" look like a bunch of pu**ies? And he knew as well that I would reveal myself to be the total eh'hole he secretly knew I really was? ...
Feasibly - October 12, 2011, 11:14 am
I hear ya Gunny...my 51 year old tear ducts have been cleansed also. We really need to think of a way to get RL back for this!
GySgt1811a - October 12, 2011, 10:47 am
Thank a lot, RL. I'm sitting here, at 67 years old, crying like a goddam baby. 5 snotty tissues...and thanks.
Airman - October 11, 2011, 11:16 am
I added this to my fav list as well. Super job
forseti - October 11, 2011, 1:03 am
very nice!
mariand - October 11, 2011, 12:28 am
great work...fav'd
the1stCOMMI3 - October 11, 2011, 12:05 am
Ya know, even though this is an awesomely great poster, it will get a low vote eventually. But you can always count on a big 5L from good 'ol COMMI3!
Zcorrecttheory - October 10, 2011, 8:53 pm
XD What? No one should be upset. Don't worry I'm a schizoid.
Sean - October 10, 2011, 8:36 pm
I might have actally been totally joking for quite a while here. I tend to do that. This used to be a humor site and I am finding it hard to adjust to the changes. My sincere apologies.
Zcorrecttheory - October 10, 2011, 8:31 pm
Where's the war? Can't anything be a simple discussion anymore?
Coombsy007 - October 10, 2011, 8:05 pm
Wow, 5L for the memory... that until he was gone this never made sense
Sean - October 10, 2011, 8:04 pm
Oh nevermind. I'm married. I don't need to go online to get abuse. But then again, there is something to be said for variety -- and subpar grammar.
Sean - October 10, 2011, 7:28 pm
So? Give it a go, chums.
Sean - October 10, 2011, 7:27 pm
even once acknowledged me. I tried so hard to please you -- what with staying late and continuing to practice long after ballet, erhmmm, uhm, football practice was over." You know, stuff like that?
Sean - October 10, 2011, 7:26 pm
Wow. I declare this the worst flame war ever. Isn't anyone going to point ut the "obvious"? That I am just over compensating forthe fact that inside of excellent physique, there's a scared little boy crying "Daddy! Daddy! Why haven't you ever ...
rerun - October 10, 2011, 7:16 pm

you couldn't be further off the mark on this poster
Zcorrecttheory - October 10, 2011, 6:21 pm
Welp, you know who likes to make labels. *hint* not me.
M0rd3kaI - October 10, 2011, 3:27 pm
Wow, so true... 5L's
Sean - October 10, 2011, 2:28 pm
Any man making a show of his emotions can be forgiven for it (read: ridiculed perfunctorily by others) on one condition: he's trying to get ***. Otherwise, as with public displays of feet, he ought to be shunned, or worse.
Zcorrecttheory - October 10, 2011, 1:27 pm
@Sean Some males are not ashamed of their emotions.
Sean - October 10, 2011, 1:41 am
Wow. I thought only chicks said stuff like this -- and then only to other chicks.
Feasibly - October 9, 2011, 9:23 pm
5uperman 5trong!


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Rating: 4.88/5

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MonsterRaven3 - January 3, 2014, 10:00 pm
Pretty d*** funny
Reality Lord - February 5, 2012, 7:24 am

oo7man - August 26, 2011, 11:32 pm
moove get out the way move
agdaniele - February 23, 2011, 5:55 pm
And young guys today think it's hard to make a girlfriend out of one... they have no idea.
culos - February 23, 2011, 2:05 pm
You're sooooooooooo right, Mine's is 15 and sweet! (She made me say that...)


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Rating: 4.95/5

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maoworks2 - October 3, 2012, 3:55 pm
This Is Great Stuff And Funny 5 Hahas.
ughomer - October 3, 2012, 10:55 am
"Phone call for Al Koholic...(pause)... Sorry Ma'am he just left."
GaryO - October 3, 2012, 10:35 am
Where is this place???!!

THIS FATHERS DAY - tell him that you appreciate all the times he's been there for you

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More motifakes by Airman

agdaniele - June 16, 2010, 9:19 pm
Airman - June 16, 2010, 1:59 pm
erock - June 16, 2010, 1:02 pm
the perfect definition of demotivational posters 5excons for you!
R.S.Jake - June 16, 2010, 12:27 pm
What do you know! He looks just like Uncle Chad!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 16, 2010, 12:07 pm
I'm sorry Son.....I shouldn't have (gotten caught while I was) Killing that h***er. 5L
Faceplant31 - June 16, 2010, 11:49 am
f***ING PERFECT Airman!!!


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Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

rerun - March 15, 2013, 9:35 pm

sometimes selecting a random search turns up a gem from the past
culos - October 4, 2010, 9:35 am
So wrong! This is motivational, not DEmotivational. 5 Little Fingers from me, the print is on my wall!
tellitlikeitis - September 27, 2010, 2:29 pm
Reality Lord - September 27, 2010, 2:21 pm

thnx FP
Faceplant31 - September 27, 2010, 2:15 pm
Beautiful! 5L and fav'd RL

POLITICAL CORRECTNESS - ....it's for everyone

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Rating: 4.33/5

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twill1962 - November 8, 2012, 8:06 am
OOPS!I meant to say "possible."
twill1962 - November 8, 2012, 8:05 am
Political Correctness: The liberal conceit that it is entirely possib;e top pick up a turd by the clean end.
SmartAZ - September 22, 2012, 1:04 am
parenteral — adj 1. (esp of the route by which a drug is administered) by means other than through the digestive tract, esp by injection 2. designating a drug to be injected http://dictionary.com/
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 8, 2012, 3:37 pm
That thing in the middle of the road a person-hole cover, lady’s man is now a person’s person, when people sing they sing, “For they’re a jolly good person.” This is sort of the thing that you’d hear on Late Night with David Letter-Person. –George Carlin.


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Sean - May 10, 2011, 3:23 pm
"But it could add up." More chilling words have yet to be uttered on the internets.
whatukno - May 10, 2011, 12:47 pm
Classic Father Guido Sarducci!
rerun - May 3, 2011, 6:32 pm

I miss the old SNL
Airman - May 3, 2011, 6:28 pm
I was wondering if anyone remembered him from SNL
Sean - May 3, 2011, 5:24 pm
what an amazing pic and great poster. Father Guido Sarducci. Whatta guy.

FOR FATHERS DAY - Take him on a relaxing country outing Because remember You're the reason he's going crazy.


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Rating: 4.72/5

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maoworks2 - April 9, 2014, 2:08 pm
You Got That Right 5 Never Forget L's.
GrammarNazi - October 4, 2012, 8:23 pm
Woah woah woah, I didn't come here to read a novel!
Coombsy007 - January 17, 2012, 9:08 pm
Jesus man I'm sitting at my computer crying. I only wish I had mine still around 5L



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Rating: 4.41/5

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MashiMashi - March 3, 2012, 12:20 pm
...And then we talke to my daughter (sister) and WE (DAD+SON) learned a lot, oh and how we did.

FREDO, I LOVE YOU - Wanna go fishing?


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rodangol - January 14, 2012, 7:03 pm
Reality Lord - June 18, 2011, 6:44 am


FATHERS - We put up with a lot of shit from our kids.


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Cannabal - April 18, 2017, 4:52 pm
Demo33 - June 15, 2011, 6:59 am
compared to HST, Sheen is like a granny who took too many Aspirin one day, still a legend though
440wakeup - June 14, 2011, 7:48 pm
he rules hst rip

BLESS ME FATHER - For I Have Farted !!


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spacedog - July 27, 2013, 6:33 pm
GaryO - July 27, 2013, 9:02 am
rerun - July 26, 2013, 7:47 pm

In a word, AMESOME!

DEAR SON, - Son, one day you'll find yourself And when you do, promise me this: Promise me you'll grow.


FATHER AND SON MOMENT #1 - "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."

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AdmiralAckbar - September 8, 2010, 4:49 pm
Ba Dum Dum Chhh 5 midlife crisises
spacedog - September 8, 2010, 4:44 pm
Nicely done.

BONDING - "Daddy, why did mommy leave?" "I dunno. Probably something you did."

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Culos - February 6, 2009, 3:58 am
Sounds very very very familiar, ROFl
RONSART - February 5, 2009, 7:14 pm
agree...hilarious..well chosen pic and saying.
Sean - February 5, 2009, 7:09 pm
Hilarious. And oh, the memories ....


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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 6, 2012, 3:41 am
Opposite of what my old man told me, “Just tell ‘em your dad said so. Might not get the expected results, but it’s worth a sh**.”


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carebear - March 13, 2012, 5:48 pm
(carebear BANNED)
Rick69 - March 13, 2012, 5:27 pm
Interesting take you have there... I was think more along the lines of "work" but, of course, everything is open to interpretations...
carebear - March 12, 2012, 10:18 pm
(carebear BANNED)

LIKE FATHER LIKE SON - Crap!!!! Sorry Son.

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bed time stories -

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Zetmonk - April 26, 2013, 7:35 am
Actually, picturing the gibbers and squeaks is the part that gets to me.
GaryO - April 25, 2013, 10:07 pm
Geezus, Dad, every freaking night?
Greeny - April 25, 2013, 9:53 pm
And then some
motinet - April 25, 2013, 9:16 pm



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More motifakes by Reality Lord

scribbles412 - May 1, 2011, 4:13 am
I hugs for you, from someone who's just come to terms
Kspace - April 13, 2011, 8:39 am
Powerful words...as a new father myself, whose wife miscarried , I sympathize.
Dill - April 13, 2011, 12:44 am
wow...I'm at a lose for words...that bought a tear to my eye. Hopefully, it will make people think first
GySgt1811 - April 12, 2011, 12:05 pm
No comment, RL. I extend my hand instead...


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agdaniele - December 6, 2010, 7:33 pm
Thanks, all. I loved those walks.
spacedog - December 6, 2010, 4:42 pm
crankyhead - December 6, 2010, 3:48 pm
just gorgeous aggy
Reality Lord - December 6, 2010, 1:25 pm

5'd...fav'd and definate classic material.
5150monkeylove - December 6, 2010, 11:59 am
"I always thought my dad was superman until I found out he was just another drunk in a cape"--Dave Attel...5 L

FATHERHOOD - THE REALITY - "Oh, how I'm gonna embarrass her with this pic when she's 16..."

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HAPPY FATHER'S DAY ! - Daddy is so proud of you... now, could you snatch another beer for me,son?

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guest. - June 26, 2009, 3:21 pm
And thats why we shouldent have abortion...
Sean - January 15, 2009, 3:18 pm
Re: kids ... Amen, Deltabob. I am so not a fan of anyone who actually has an excuse for being as immature as I tend to be. The little brats! Even the few well-behaved ones don't actually know anything about anything worth knowing. Sheesh.
Frenchy DeLaRue - January 9, 2009, 1:45 pm
Ahh, zat is beeecause we have, how you say, zee exeestentialism, n'est pas? haw haw haw, zee ennui, zee madness, zey are keeling me slowly!
LogicDude - January 9, 2009, 6:53 am
So that would mean you're likely descended from the French...they hate everyone in the world before noon, after that they hate everyone including themselves.
RON - January 8, 2009, 8:49 pm
Grand daughters birthday coming up...And always thinking of my kids...this could be MWLF with his daughter...Cubby with one of his...and any father...See what happen when it gets closer to valentine day...don’t worry...p***ersion still coming...lol
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 8, 2009, 7:03 pm
You old softy, you. :)
Cubbybear - January 8, 2009, 6:59 pm
Hey Ron, Why so soft? Nice mellow change

Child's Logic -

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MissPriss - April 3, 2014, 2:57 pm
Personally, I always wanted to be a set of traffic lights when I grew up. Too much fun screwing with the traffic!

FAMILY PROBLEMS - are the root of all confusion

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shmoe13 - January 19, 2011, 6:29 am
d*** thats all i can say

Sometimes Love Is For A Moment -

seek your adventure -

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Greybeard - April 12, 2016, 12:18 am
Awesome as always


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voodoo3535 - April 7, 2011, 3:47 pm
AH-AH-AH-DOUCHE! Sorry. Got a bit of a cold.
marlgarnett - April 7, 2011, 2:58 pm
this is g**
marlgarnett - April 7, 2011, 2:58 pm
this is g**
marlgarnett - April 7, 2011, 2:58 pm
this is g**


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the1stCOMMI3 - May 6, 2011, 5:27 pm
Hey! That's demotivatingly funny




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Reality Lord - November 16, 2011, 9:11 pm

that d*** rerun....p'ffft.

Sure Honey, Ill Watch Him -

Father's Day -

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MissPriss - June 19, 2013, 2:06 am
Thank you mao!
maoworks2 - June 18, 2013, 11:36 am
Good One !


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GaryO - December 28, 2012, 11:03 pm
Xacto blade and a box, I’m good for the afternoon…and, yeah, the office. Best venue for all gleeful devilment. Cheers, fellow corrugationists.
Greeny - December 28, 2012, 9:03 pm
late 50's here - just b00bytrapped my boss' office with a box full of packing peanuts hanging from his ceiling - it never gets old!
Greybeard - December 28, 2012, 8:55 pm
Super!!! I'm 47 and still make cars, forts ect. Sometimes when I'm still here at work....LoL
GaryO - December 28, 2012, 7:20 am
Yes. Thought about it…looked at it….read clunky to me. But, yes. That would be proper. Sure ‘nough. Rigidly proper. Unbendingly, strictly, tightly, severely proper. Thanks for trying, MP, but some of us are incurable…and phucking loving it!!!!
MPsniper - December 28, 2012, 6:54 am
shouldn't it read: "turn *into* disney"?
GaryO - December 27, 2012, 6:38 pm
Thank you Missy. I see you been rollin’ thru posters like presents from stockings. Cheers to that, good’ns all.
MissPriss - December 27, 2012, 6:33 pm
Nice...5L dear.


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Feasibly - June 21, 2011, 12:11 am
True enough Derek, but it's best if the father will "man-up" and do what's right for the kiddos....he'll be glad he did in the long run. Am5some po5ter RL
dizzie107c - June 20, 2011, 6:49 am
they dont, they make excuses
Derek - June 19, 2011, 6:38 pm
Two sides to every story.
Greeny - June 19, 2011, 10:36 am
When will deadbeat dad5 ever learn?



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Feasibly - May 18, 2011, 10:06 pm
That sounds a little prickly to me, RL...5
Greeny - May 18, 2011, 9:28 pm
you mean American Greetings?
Airman - May 18, 2011, 2:32 pm
there's a Hallmark moment somewhere in ther5


FATHER IS PIMPING ME OUT - You too can buy your salvation with a generous donation and a few words

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gapf2010 - July 7, 2012, 6:07 pm
Nice Flotsam and Jetsam reference :)
gas - June 30, 2012, 10:07 pm
lol.. see what you make me do!

HE MADE ME AN OFFER - that I couldn't understand..


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Feasibly - June 18, 2011, 9:25 am
One of the rare times my wife laughed at one of my posters...a tough cookie, that woman is.
Reality Lord - June 18, 2011, 6:42 am

Verdeckt - June 17, 2011, 10:16 pm
Dark, truly demotivating.. 5 Annies

"JUST THIS ONCE - You can ask me about my business." "Michael...is it true?" "No...... I did not poop in my diaper."

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TO ONE DAY OLD JESUS... - According to our Test results.. Joseph...You Are NOT The Father!

That's My Boy -

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Greybeard - May 9, 2014, 10:37 pm
Thank you. :)
chickenlittle - May 9, 2014, 9:39 pm
That's awesome. Very nice! :)


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spacedog - June 17, 2013, 6:05 pm
lgvernon - June 16, 2013, 11:34 pm

Love this!
Silverheart - June 16, 2013, 6:26 pm

Awesome. Pure awesome. infinite lions.

Stupid Questions -


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Bandit5906 - August 23, 2014, 3:07 pm
"Little Big Man"

breakfast story -

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GaryO - September 16, 2014, 9:51 pm
Still laughing at this one....keep trying to vote
GaryO - September 16, 2014, 3:03 pm

Why Father Loves Naughty Kid -

Winning -


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agdaniele - October 10, 2010, 3:34 pm
Solid. Beautiful.

Thanks Dad -

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maoworks2 - June 16, 2013, 1:43 pm
Heavy Stuff .
GaryO - June 15, 2013, 10:46 pm
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 15, 2013, 9:30 pm
Too many in fact. 5L

Once Upon A Time -

From Me To You Kid -

mirror -

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Rating: 4.87/5

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NickDahlmier - February 11, 2016, 10:56 am
...It's when they come into use together is when trouble starts! SERIOUSLY, tell me that look... in that moment.. isn't a warning-sign!
pzykosiz - February 7, 2016, 6:06 am
i was thinking along the lines of using them for skin grafts
steve1961 - July 31, 2014, 6:02 pm
tbh when I saw that Sho posted this, I thought the ending would involve "in a formaldehyde jar somewhere..."

PS -

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Iconoclast - April 8, 2014, 10:33 pm
Absolutely GREAT and a keeper and to be shared with parents everywhere,
MissPriss - April 7, 2014, 10:51 am
5Love it! My daughter knows, she comes home past curfew & with "the boy", momma keeps a baseball bat under her bed and a sh**gun in the garage. Curfew is pretty much never an issue. But I am certainly sending this poster to all the kids...beautiful.
Airman - April 6, 2014, 8:33 pm
like you, I have a daughter. She was the first to see this.. followed by my 3 sons and the 2 daughter in laws
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 6, 2014, 5:46 pm
When do I get my sandwich and beer?
rerun - April 6, 2014, 12:30 pm

As a father of a daughter I believe this is the most potent & important message a father can share with his daughter. THis is hands down the best poster I have ever seen on this site.


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Rating: 4.75/5

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mariand - April 2, 2012, 3:39 pm
I may know someone just like that...

Disturbing -

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Rating: 4.71/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 18, 2014, 7:07 pm
MissPriss - May 18, 2014, 2:18 pm
Shame on you crotchety...you're supposed to be a 5L role model!

LEISURE, FAMILY, MONEY - Pick any two.

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Rating: 4.67/5

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EmilioDumphque - February 23, 2013, 1:49 pm
...and only pick a green tie on March 17th!


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KoU - January 30, 2012, 4:25 pm
Nice one!
gas - January 29, 2012, 12:23 am
suzieq - January 27, 2012, 7:27 pm
watch out for the o55er you can't refuse...
mariand - January 27, 2012, 6:01 pm
lol... smels like bribery


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Rating: 4.53/5

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BoneCD - July 16, 2010, 12:30 pm
I think that's an off, off, off Broadway production Cubby...
agdaniele - July 16, 2010, 12:42 am
Cubbybear - July 16, 2010, 12:41 am
I'd pay to see that show.


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Rating: 4.52/5

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spacedog - March 8, 2011, 5:05 pm
5 dizzy lions

HUMILITY - Sometimes, the best way to show your kid the ropes is to throw him out of the ring.

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Rating: 4.5/5

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GreyScorpion - July 26, 2010, 9:01 pm
brilliant! 5L


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Rating: 4.45/5

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SIze vs Capacity -

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Fredo -

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Airman - June 11, 2014, 6:24 pm
and... he forgot his boots in the Deer Hunter


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Rating: 4.25/5

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NOTHING BUT A PRAYER - And even that might not work

Special Delivery -



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Rating: 4/5

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pickleviper - May 25, 2012, 2:05 pm
He's an Italian cat, English is his second language. We'll cut him some slack.
spacedog - May 25, 2012, 1:21 pm
Nice proof reading. *sigh*

DOMESTIC VIOLENCE - This house is a broken home. There's no control, he just lets his emotions go! -Marshall Mathers

BEFORE YOU CAME INTO MY LIFE - I missed you so bad I missed you so bad I missed you so - so bad

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Rating: 3.7/5

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jejeloman - October 3, 2012, 11:29 pm
Nice one, it made me laugh like crazy XD
caveman - May 15, 2012, 7:46 am
I got a good lol out of it


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Rating: 3.69/5

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Haarakkon - July 11, 2009, 11:21 pm
Alas, and I had secretly nurtured a delusion that I could potentially be a greybeard, revealing my knowledge of the "B" side of "Fat Bottomed Girls". I now know that such a thing cannot be. The bar is too high.
agdaniele - July 11, 2009, 9:47 pm
This is great!
RONSART - July 11, 2009, 9:36 pm
GO GREYBEARDS!!!!!...whoops...all except Sean...lol...still under investigation for membership I guess. Those Canadians slow on giving out info on past felons.


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Rating: 3.37/5

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redhdsrbst - March 1, 2010, 6:58 pm
8? you got off easy.

WHEN THE PLAYGROUND - gets too rowdy Michael likes to use something his great-uncle Vito taught him

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BoneCD - December 15, 2009, 2:21 pm
yep...LMAO thanks for the memory
Airman - December 15, 2009, 2:18 pm
did you ever see Belushi do it on SNL?
BoneCD - December 15, 2009, 2:05 pm
I always loved that scene from the godfather

THE MUTANT SON OF JACK LALANNE - Despite The Banging Of Barbells, Carrot Top Was Never Sacrificed To The Gods Who Said The Godfather Of Fitness Didn't Have A Heart?

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Rating: 3.33/5

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lgvernon - April 3, 2012, 8:31 pm

I think the heavy eye makeup is a festive touch~~along with the ever-so-light touch with the pink lipstick. I'd write more, but I'm shuddering~~~


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Sean - June 23, 2009, 12:39 am
Now this is great. Live for Today. If you know what I mean.
agdaniele - June 23, 2009, 12:32 am
No matter how you look at it, this one doesn't seem to end in a healthy manner.

REVELATIONS - "Look, It's your Father!!!"

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Rating: 2.7/5

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CANADA - January 22, 2010, 7:58 pm
redundant, 1L
GreyScorpion - January 22, 2010, 7:52 pm
5 "Luke, I Am Your Father's"