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 | WIFE'S FIRST HUNT - |
 | FIRST DANCE - Oh listen, everyone else loves "our song" too! |
 | WHO SAYS - Video Games don't pay off in real life? |
 | MY FIRST TIME - ...is symbolized in this photo. My hands were shaking nervously, I was still wearing pants, she pulled something, and the skeet shooting commenced. |
 | IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCEED - |
 | THE FIRST TIME - |
 | GRANDPA'S FIRST - |
 | KILLING SPREE - |
 | FIRST AMENDMENT - Suspended until further notice |
 | YOU NEVER FORGET - |
 | WORLD'S FIRST MANCAVE - And the Lord saw that it was good and he was pleased. |
 | FIRST OF ALL - Buy a new Sharpie. |
 | FIRST I WAS LIKE... - |
 | JUST A NOTE - |
 | POTTY TRAINING - |
 | FIRST PLACE - |
 | MOMMY, LOOK!!! - I made you a wiener dog out of those funny little cotton things you keep in the bathroom! Isn't it great? Mommy? Why is your face turning red? |
 | MY FIRST TIME? - Let me get back to you on that |
 | FIRST DATE -TAGS: life time woman impression joke online meeting loneliness duct tape speech less Rating: 3.5/5 More motifakes by giulio |
 | A GIRLS FIRST LOVE - Not soon forgotten |
 | YOUR FIRST TIME - Remembered with sweetness, perhaps bitterness, too. You just know that from the first taste of it You wanted more! |
 | INTRODUCTIONS - |
 | MY FIRST TIME - |
 | FIRST BASE - |
 | FIRST PRIZE - Gold Medals for Camel toes, a new Olympic routine? Their nether lips are puffier than their tits! |
 | KNOTTY PINE - Looks more like "Naughty Pine" to me! Just remember to check for bees before you "unlimber your timber" |
 | FIRST AND LAST - Thanks Ron! I thought about not doing todays poster but....I waffled |
 | FIRST DATES - |
 | IT'S FIRST MODERATOR - |
 | HAMMERHEAD SHARKS - |
 | ON JOHNNY'S FIRST VISIT TO THE WHOREHOUSE - He Didn't Expect To Run Into His Mom |
 | FIRST SERVE - Takes A Perfect Combination of Balance, Power, Timing and Aerodynamics |
 | FIRST THERE WAS - |
 | FIRST CLASS - The Extra Service Can Be Worth Paying For. |
 | THE FIRST TIME - |
 | WHEN YOUR BEE IDEA GETS USED FIRST? - Show booBEES! Re-run? We were almost word for word today. |
 | SAFETY FIRST - And you thought you had it bad. |
 | FIRST MOTIFAKE BANK - We're all rich! Ron is like freaking Bill Gates though. |
 | REDSKINS VS... - Okay let's be honest here... do you think anyone watches these games caring if they win? |
 | MEESE - Canada's First Line Of Defense |
 | CONSCIENCE - They have a hot iron inside the store if you can make it in there. |
 | THE TRASH HEAP - Always a good idea to call ahead before you visit! |
 | OUR FIRST LADY'S PRIORITY - "Earlier in my college career, there was no doubt in my mind that as a member of the Black community I was somehow obligated...and would utilize all of my present & future resources to benefit this community first & foremost." |
 | FIRST LADIES - They have a lot of shit to do |
 | WHAT'S ALL THE FUSS ABOUT? - I mean, come on! It's almost as if you guys had never seen a naked yellow chick with blue hair before. Geez! Get a grip! |
 | SOULMATES - |
 | NOW IT ALL MAKES SENSE - Mediocrity may be a bit too kind. |
 | MY FIRST CAVITY SEARCH - Now with Pedo Bear. |
 | first one - |
 | POP TARTS - |
 | DENTAL HYGIENE - When your chicklets are that big and obtrusive, they'd better be whiter than an Alaskan's can in January. |
 | SAFETY FIRST! - Cubby says: Please be sure to wear your helmet at all times! |
 | OUR NEW FIRST LADY - I got a bad feeling about this.... |
 | THE EARTH FIRST - We can strip mine other planets later |
 | YEE-HAW!!! - Giddyup, little wiener-doggie! Hah! Time to round up all the tiny livestock! Ride 'em, crabboy! |
 | RECOGNITION - |
 | TRUST ME - If I were a teacher there would be way easier ways to cheat ....not sexually of course |
 | READ THE INSTRUCTIONS FIRST - Just so we know we're on the same page |
 | FIRST AID KIT - Something everybody needs |
 | I WONDER WHAT'S GOING TO KILL HER FIRST... - The alcohol? Or the rapist? Either way she kinda seems to deserve it... moron... |
 | ROSIE O'DONNELL'S FIRST PORN FLIC - Brings in mixed reviews. |
 | PHOTOGRAPHERS - You should always have one around to immortalise your first lesbian experience. |
 | DISNEY'S FIRST BLACK PRINCESS - Who cares what color she is...Disney 2D animation is back! |
 | LOOK BEHIND YOU FIRST - leaving your vibrator out while trying to look hot.... hotter |
 | SAFETY FIRST - Now try and do your one hand behind her back trick.... |
 | YOUR FIRST KISS - Probably as forgettable as the peck on your cheek your wife gave you this A.M. |
 | FIRST CHURCH OF ARCHAEOLOGY - |
 | FIRST DATES - |
 | FIRST AID KIT - |
 | I'LL SHOW YOU MINE - If you show me your's first. |
 | FEAR - You're the First, the Last, My Everything |
 | IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCEED - Call in the almighty air strike |
 | first rule of japanese porn - |
 | MY FIRST TIME - I came. She went. That was that. |
 | ELDRICK "TIGER" WOODS - For most, he is out of the range of reasonable jealousy. Just as Mars is out of range for a reasonable vacation resort. |
 | saving your own ass first - |
 | THE FIRST FAMILY - The 70's sitcom is back, this January on FOX, after the Simpsons |
 | FIRST DAUGHTERS' NIGHTMARES - Even they know their father's stimulus plan is a catastrophic disaster. |
 | "FIRST STEP" TOWARD WHAT? - Getting elected to the US Senate? |
 | FIRST CEDAR FORK RIVER - |
 | FATHERS - Such buzkillers... |
 | FIRST I WAS LIKE... - Then I put on my rape face! |
 | IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCEED - The why are you on the bomb squad? |
 | Safety First - |
 | MY FIRST TRICK - Whoring Never Looked So Damn Cute |
 | SAFETY FIRST - |
 | THE NEW FIRST DOG - He Fills The Bill Perfectly |
 | BABY'S FIRST PICTURE - You've GOT to be KIDDING! |
 | HER FIRST BONER - Daddy must be having an Achy Breaky Heartattack |
 | FIRST IN SERVICE - Abort While You Wait! |
 | IF YOU DIDN'T NOTICE HER TITS FIRST - You're a woman |
 | FIRST CLASS - Air Canada style. |
 | THE EMPIRE STRIKES FIRST - We are the victims |
 | THE FIRST ONE - This is the lead character in that Hanna-Barbera cartoon series, "PIXEL & DIXEL" |
 | FIRST LADIES - O' Thank Heavens |
 | SAFETY FIRST - It takes a "posh wank" to a whole new level |
 | FIRST THING WE DO... - ...is kill all the racists. (Apologies to William Shakespeare) |
 | FIRST INTERVIEW - His FIRST as President. And he has it with an Arab TV Station. Is he serious? |
 | OBAMA'S FIRST CAMPAIGN - It his ilk has gone down hill ever since! |
 | MAKE SURE YOU STRETCH FIRST - don't want to get cramps whilst swimming |
 | COCKY - WHO'LL CHICKEN OUT FIRST? - |
 | LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT - you know it when you see it |
 | YOU DA MAN - |
 | MY FIRST TIME - jetski style |
 | THE FIRST TIME - It's Always Special ! |
 | KNOCK FIRST - because noting suck more when your mom come to the room while you are in GT. |
 | EARTH FIRST - We'll destroy the other planets later. |
 | THE FIRST BAPTIST CHURCH - You can only believe a 1/3rd of the things that they say. |
 | RESEARCH FIRST - Because that's not the US uniform, but the German one. |
 | THERE'S AN OLD MAN - Sittin' next to me |
 | IF AT FIRST YOU DONT SUCCEED... - Then skydiving probably isn't for you. |
 | THE FIRST STEP - is admitting you have a drug problem |
 | IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCEED - Quit! There is no sense being a damn fool about it. |
 | YOUR FIRST FRENCH KISS - How old were you? |
 | THE FIRST LETTER - I mean, at least that one- no, never mind, thats an uber fail |
 | PROBABILITIES - The universe laughs at them |
 | FIRST TIME DRUNK - No matter how much you claim you have "high standards" and act innocently to turn me down for a date, I still got to bang your ass last night. |
 | FIRST GUY: PULL MY FINGER - Second Guy: No way dude, you did this at my sister's wedding and stunk up the place. |
 | FIRST BLOOD - |
 | SAFETY FIRST - Because your friends are always looking out for you. |
 | GET BACK - she has a grenade |
 | FIRST LADY SPITZER - Wondering where her life went. |
 | FIRST-TIMERS - They need more practice |
 | FIRST CLASS - The Only Way To Fly |
 | A GREAT PLACE FOR A FIRST DATE - "Let's meet at the Bung Hole." |
 | THE FIRST AND LAST - WOMAN TRUCKER |
 | YOUR FIRST TIME - It can really mess up your relations |
 | SAFETY FIRST - That's Why We Have Helmet Laws |
 | BEING THE FIRST - In the lazy pool,. Has some down sides |
 | MY FIRST - How my left hand lost it's virginity |
 | ONE FIRST-CLASS HEART ATTACK - Coming Right Up |
 | THE FIRST LADY - She's Been Working Out |
 | WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CLUE - |
 | EARTH FIRST - Make Mars Our Bitch |
 | OUR NEXT FIRST LADY - The torch has been passed to a new generation of MILFs. |
 | FIRST RESPONDER - Well, You don't eexpect us, to respond on an EMPTY STOMACHE Do YOU!TAGS: new york city police department fire department ems paramedics Rating: 1.5/5 More motifakes by yeodawg@hotmail.com |
 | OK WHOS FIRST? - who do I have to fuck to get my money?? |
 | FIRST CLASS, YO THIS IS BAD... - Drinking orange juice out of a campaign glass. Is this how the people of Bel-air live like? Hmmmm... this might be alright. |
 | "STRAZ" - Is that his last-name? ....nice... |
 | OPRAH - Has her first lesbian fisting experience |
 | SAFETY FIRST - Isn't city life great. |
 | MY FIRST "PERSONAL MASSAGER" - Maybe marketing has gone a bit far on this one. |
 | WATCH THAT FIRST STE.......... - Never mind |
 | FIRST MAKE SURE THE TIGER WANTS TO PLAY! - |
 | FIRST CLASS, YO THIS IS BAD - Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass. Is this what the people of Bel-Air Living like? Hmmmmm this might be alright. |
 | IN FIRST PLACE - Why did God create them? |