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Fist Demotivational Poster


LAWYERS - Always look for one who'll go the extra mile

PERSISTENCE - When the inability to learn from your mistakes leads to success

BRAIN - You don't have it

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Claire - November 16, 2009, 11:07 pm
How dare you steal Rerun's only food?
rerun - January 21, 2009, 8:24 pm

I did have it until you stole it and put it on this poster
RRCCmom - November 5, 2008, 10:00 am
Looks like the roast beef I had on my Arby's sandwich
Helldeath - October 27, 2008, 5:01 am
Helldeath - October 24, 2008, 5:19 am
LilGerm - October 15, 2008, 1:21 pm
If you laughed at this one, then he's right.

LEFT OR RIGHT? - Lead with your left, you can always come back with the right

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rextreme - May 21, 2012, 9:07 am
If you mean lead with love and your fired. Hate is on the left hand.

I'M ON THE UPPER LEVEL ....... - ......... where are you?

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billwilliams - December 26, 2008, 4:24 pm
good one NREEOW. didn't you write for Seinfeld?
NREEEOW - November 30, 2008, 9:57 pm
Inside on a real toilet. Because I have one.
LilGerm - October 15, 2008, 1:19 pm
Most of the time, it feels like I'm in the basement...

OWN3D - Even Chuck Norris had his Master

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Helldeath - October 9, 2008, 3:09 am
And now you know why he couldn't defeat bruce Lee .... Missing beard. The Beard is the source of chuck Norris' incredible Power.
yon - October 9, 2008, 12:36 am
he only got the beard after graduating duh
shtoink - October 2, 2008, 3:24 am
THATS NOT CHUCK NORRIS!!! hes missing the beard!

EPIC BODY HAIR - .... you'll never get laid.

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surprisebuttsecks - August 28, 2009, 2:52 pm
Epic razor!!!Also:you can't be sure if God exists or not.But if he/she(worst case) exists there is p*** for it.Think about Virgin Mary. There wasn't a camera due to time, but there's documentation:Holy Bible.You may think I'm sick,but God dammit I'm sick!
J - April 15, 2009, 11:23 pm
Sean - October 6, 2008, 11:37 pm
But if you try whacking off to it, it takes forever. Don't ask me how I know.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 6, 2008, 6:36 pm
From what I can see, half the internet these days is Chuck Norris p***.
RnR - October 6, 2008, 4:14 pm
which means that there shall be Chuck Norris p*** outthere also
Overlord Douchebag - October 6, 2008, 4:01 pm
..There's God p***, Sean. Let us not forget Rule 35, I think it is: If no p*** exists for it, some will be made. No exceptions.
Sean - October 6, 2008, 3:20 pm
Hey, notice how there is no such thing as "God" p***? So I guess Rule 34 has ended the greatest theological debate of all time. Amen to that.
Overlord Douchebag - October 6, 2008, 3:10 pm
Rule 34 has no exceptions. It even says so in the rule: If it exists, there is p*** for it. No exceptions.
LogicDude - October 6, 2008, 1:35 pm
I'll bet there's a Rule 34 even for him.

MORONS - You idiots voted in Joe Biden and you could have had THIS?

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rerun - October 24, 2010, 11:36 am

please take any political commentary to politifake. political commentary is defind by any comment on a political poster
Abraxas - October 24, 2010, 11:26 am
Just wanted to point out that here we are two years later, and she hasn't gone away. So it looks like we were able to vote in Joe Biden AND have this.
Zagato - November 26, 2009, 10:32 pm
oh motifake XD such a joyful place to be
Overlord Douchebag - November 24, 2009, 11:35 pm
Alright, chucklef***s. If you two want to have your little hissy fits, do it over PMs in the Forum. Keep it OUT of the Comments section and OUT if the Forum Topics themselves.
TheTrashHeap - November 24, 2009, 11:09 pm
You dragged yourself in and you know it.
TheTrashHeap - November 24, 2009, 11:08 pm
WTFO - November 24, 2009, 11:07 pm
Whatever, enough of this BS. Getting dragged into this little game with TTH again isn't worth my time. No thin skin here, just tired of your standard BS. Sean, I caught your sarcasm, apparently you didn't catch mine. Oh well.
Sean - November 24, 2009, 11:04 pm
But it was the WAY you snickered!
TheTrashHeap - November 24, 2009, 10:58 pm
all i did was snicker.
BoneCD - November 24, 2009, 10:57 pm
Now now you 2; It's all fun and games until somebody gets their eye poked out.
TheTrashHeap - November 24, 2009, 10:55 pm
Tough talk? if thats tough talk to you you must have pretty thin skin. learn to take a joke.
Sean - November 24, 2009, 10:54 pm
So if I understand your logic, calling Palin an American Intellectual is an insult to American Intellectuals? I see your hilarious point ... and I think I was snickering along the way too when I said that. So I guess I "can't take it" ... sure.
WTFO - November 24, 2009, 10:52 pm
Oooo, while I was typing you reverted to the "tough" internet talk. I'm scared now. I can honestly say that the intelligence level of political discussion was much greater while your internet was down. Someone direct me to the proper cable to cut.
WTFO - November 24, 2009, 10:50 pm
So you weren't lofting insults at American intellectuals? Can give a little ribbing but can't take it, bud. I thought better of you. TTH, no I don't change and neither do you by not contributing anything substantial to the discussion. Oh well.
TheTrashHeap - November 24, 2009, 10:50 pm
Sean! Sean! he's our man, if he won't do it........somebody else probably will!
TheTrashHeap - November 24, 2009, 10:48 pm
Hey man if he doesn't have the guts to speak to me directly......
Sean - November 24, 2009, 10:47 pm
And you suck at cheerleading ... even if you do agree that Bring It On was a great movie. I do.
Sean - November 24, 2009, 10:47 pm
Trash you g** back-stabbing bastard! I hate you I hate you I hate you!!!
TheTrashHeap - November 24, 2009, 10:42 pm
I was snickering at you wtfo. For calling sean hateful. You never change do you?
Sean - November 24, 2009, 10:40 pm
How quickly you resort to personal insults. Sad.
WTFO - November 24, 2009, 10:37 pm
Cute, Sean. Oh and tell the puppy that keeps following you around that cheerleading is g**.
TheTrashHeap - November 24, 2009, 10:33 pm
*snicker* *snicker*
Sean - November 24, 2009, 10:31 pm
Hey, she's an American Intellectual, if you ask me -- which you didn't. A national treasure.
WTFO - November 24, 2009, 10:29 pm
Whatever, my hateful Canadian friend.
Sean - November 24, 2009, 10:26 pm
You're right. In fact she keeps a little tiny ouja board in her compact for that very reason.
WTFO - November 24, 2009, 10:21 pm
At least she doesn't need a teleprompter to tell her what her positions are.
Zed - November 23, 2009, 6:36 pm
There's a better use for that mouth than talking, anyway.
Me_ - November 23, 2009, 6:24 pm
Well maybe 20 yrs ago, if she was in a short skirt and when she opened her mouth no sound ever came out.
Derek - November 22, 2009, 3:27 am
In what sense could we have had "this"?

THE ULTIMATE HERO - Now we got him

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yoda - January 6, 2009, 11:03 pm
strong with the force he is

THE WAY ... - ... It should be done

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WOMEN IN TRAFFIC - .... only cause accidents.

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THE AFTERMATH - This is what it looks like AFTER shooting fish in a barrel.

CAVEMEN - they are everywhere

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helldeath - July 27, 2009, 6:18 am
Hmm ... i think you're right .. i f***ed more pussies than Johnny Holmes .. guess i could turn g** now
Bunny - May 19, 2009, 11:05 am
This, ladies and gentlemen, is Sebastien Chabal of France and he WILL eat your babies.
LogicDude - May 19, 2009, 8:50 am
Rugby - so easy a caveman can do it.
... - December 31, 2008, 8:41 pm
Oohh Mcdonalds manager
BAMF - October 30, 2008, 3:06 pm
well helldeath none of that helps when your g**!
Helldeath - October 24, 2008, 5:19 am
Sorry, i didn't lie :p
Overlord Douchebag - October 23, 2008, 3:51 pm
Lying on the Internet doesn't make you cool, Helldeath. Sorry.
Helldeath - October 23, 2008, 3:43 pm
Go screw yourself @ all. I can do whatever I want to do ... you know why? Im rich, handsome, and a manager. so .. you fail
LogicDude - October 22, 2008, 3:40 pm
How is Helldeath posting on Motifake with a Leapfrog Leapster?
Overlord Douchebag - October 22, 2008, 3:26 pm
Helldeath..Go see Ronsart for your 'Get out of Motifake free' card.
Helldeath - October 22, 2008, 3:25 pm
dbcooper - October 21, 2008, 5:14 am
That, is a rugby ball.
HOLY SHIT - October 5, 2008, 10:27 pm

ASH - Fighting Evil with everything he has. Espacially his insanity.

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helldeath - July 27, 2009, 6:28 am
"""Spelling Nazis below"""
DotDotDot - February 17, 2009, 9:29 pm
lol you both fail.
murderblade - December 13, 2008, 1:09 am
this poster would be good if you would have spelled "especially" rite...

GAY TEST - If your wife looks like this, I've got bad news for you.

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Rating: 2.18/5

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helldeath - July 27, 2009, 7:27 am
After all .... g**lord Douchebag is still a Fail!
Shtoink - November 19, 2008, 2:18 am
well im not g** cuz shes not my wife... shes just my girlfriend!
... - November 5, 2008, 9:39 pm
This is from a really stupid "scary" movie called Dead Birds... f***ing lame movie
Overlord Douchebag - October 27, 2008, 6:30 pm
It's not so much that I'm a creepy evil thing from beyond the dark abyss..It's just that I'm an evil destroyer of realities from beyond the dark abyss. There's a difference.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 27, 2008, 6:28 pm
This falls under Rule 666: Creepy evil things from beyond are not to be f***ed. Of course, both Overlord Douchebag and Helldeath would probably balk at that.
Helldeath - October 27, 2008, 6:06 pm
hmm .... That would .... really be weird ... guess ... aehmm ... Rule 34
biggy titty - October 25, 2008, 12:32 am
STFU!!!!! im trying to imagine how someone could possibly have a wife that looks like that, without being a necrophiliac .
Overlord Douchebag - October 24, 2008, 10:50 am
Helldeath, you're not funny, and you're trying too hard. Go away.
Helldeath - October 24, 2008, 5:22 am
g** douchebag would be more precise
Overlord Douchebag - October 23, 2008, 9:26 pm
Oh, I know. I just felt like, well..Being a douchebag.
Porcelina - October 23, 2008, 7:08 pm
-.-' Proof of my femininity is on the forum, kthx.
Overlord Douchebag - October 23, 2008, 4:19 pm
I don't think Porcelina's a woman..There ARE no women on the Internet, if you're to believe the well-known Rules.
Helldeath - October 23, 2008, 4:13 pm
Thanks Porcelina .... see Overlord Douchebag .... Girls love me ....
Porcelina - October 22, 2008, 7:10 pm
Helldeath had a valid reason to be an a**hole. Stupid questions deserve stupid answers.
Overlord Douchebag - October 22, 2008, 4:19 pm
Helldeath. Go get your 'Get out of Motifake free' card.
Helldeath - October 22, 2008, 3:50 pm
me - October 4, 2008, 5:34 am
man, where did that picture come from? its freaky as ****

IRON FIST - He REALLY misses the 70s!

CROSSOVERS - Nowdays there is a serious competition between official ones and fanmade ones

SHUT UP ! - ....... or I'll break your bones.

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BUT SARGE - It's all he remembers

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CHUCK NORRIS - yet another way for him to kill you!

Wishing on cosmic flukes is futile -

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Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - July 8, 2014, 12:42 pm

Hence my having called it a rock
EmilioDumphque - July 8, 2014, 11:19 am
Stars are too far to fall to Earth. That's a meteor.
Greeny - July 8, 2014, 5:19 am
hopes and dreams are overrated anyway - 5&f
Zeitguy - July 8, 2014, 1:02 am
The possible introduction of something new to a distant planet. Perhaps the "Blob".
Bandit5906 - July 7, 2014, 9:47 pm
There is another way of looking at things though!

Friendzone -

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Sean - December 18, 2017, 8:14 pm
Sorry Mods. Didn't realize I sent this one in already. Submitted again tonight (my time). Not sure how to unsubmit unless I have another one to submit -- which I don't at the moment. Sorry. :)

A FIST FULL OF KITTEN - A Fist Full Of Kitten, staring Clint Eastwood as the Nameless Kitten Lover.


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Derek - October 5, 2009, 5:17 pm
I have to admit, this one made me knuckle.

OWNED - .... there are many ways to be it

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Helldeath - October 27, 2008, 4:57 am
Strike back
Ag218 - October 23, 2008, 4:47 pm
Collateral damage, Whatcha gonna do?

PLAYING HANGMAN .... - was never so much fun

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Fuck - February 2, 2010, 8:21 am
f*** you and America.

CAVEMEN - ... know how to do it

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Seb - December 12, 2008, 6:06 pm
If they couldn't, then we would not be here.

ASH - The Ultimate Survivor

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Krissie - March 2, 2010, 2:56 pm
TheTrashHeap - August 25, 2009, 11:28 am
Hey is that Sean?
CANADA - August 25, 2009, 9:32 am
army of darkness
Lolness - August 25, 2009, 9:19 am
What movie is this again O_o?
helldeath - July 27, 2009, 6:22 am
Cuz Ash a***ly fists every demon around here
WhiteRaven - February 28, 2009, 8:14 pm
Why is this tagged under a*** fisti...OHH

DIETS - One Hell to survive

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NO-USE-THINGS - They exist

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NEVERMIND - You're in the country of retards

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helldeath - July 27, 2009, 6:17 am
Nope ... nobody beats europe ...
ace - March 10, 2009, 4:21 pm
Even if they did (which they did not) we beat them guys.
Smokey - February 28, 2009, 11:47 am
I challenge that. British Empire oppressed WAY more and we did it with a couple battleships and a rifle.
Nero - February 26, 2009, 6:16 pm
Certainly beats being the oppressed.
Jimbo - January 2, 2009, 7:13 am
Call us what you like but we f***in' rock!!! AMERICA KICKS a**! No country has ever oppressed so many with so little effort!!! I'm happy to be the oppressor.

DAVID HASSELHOFF - Also less popular than the teletubbies! (don't hassel the hoff!)

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BEER DRIVE - The best invention humankind ever developed

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theapezone - February 24, 2010, 6:33 pm
Wieselburger is austrian beer.
helldeath - July 27, 2009, 6:21 am
Agree to 100% w canady
canada - July 9, 2009, 3:51 pm
beer rocks, barockeva is just a p****
LogicDude - December 7, 2008, 2:38 pm
That's a German beer brand....and ALL German beer pretty much rocks.
barockeva - December 7, 2008, 7:26 am
Beer is disgusting. Get better taste you stupid hillbilly.

BEAUTY - ... you totally lack it!

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PHOTOSHOP - Now ... you can too

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W - December 24, 2008, 11:02 pm
You can tell he's running very fast because of how much his hairline is receding.

B - 52 - Everything else ....... ....... is Bullshit

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TANKS - they can be wrecked

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....OWNED.... - noone will ever help you

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helldeath - July 27, 2009, 6:27 am
OMFG ... how many dumbasses are out there on motifake?
bobsagget - February 6, 2009, 2:19 am
so that robot your speaking of will ever help you... like think of it this way "robot will ever help you." that doesnt make any sense.
Porcelina - October 23, 2008, 8:21 pm
Helldeath - October 23, 2008, 3:57 pm
I know dumbass ... I'm refering to a bot on counterstrike (v which is called "noone" and never helps anybody
Nazispeller - October 22, 2008, 2:14 pm
No one is two words

SEE .... - ... you are the looser

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SPAM - ....That's the real thing!

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Big Daddy - December 10, 2008, 1:19 am
I Dont Like Spam!!

FIGHTING YOUR OWN HAND - Ash knows how to do it.

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Helldeath - October 23, 2008, 4:11 pm
You're right, Ash needed a chainsaw AND a Sh**gun
Dr. Strangelove - October 15, 2008, 9:00 pm
peter sellers is the only person who can effectively fight his own hand


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Zed - August 11, 2009, 9:08 pm
Who the hell would mutilate perfectly good Calico Liberty 100's, though???
Purity - March 25, 2009, 9:20 am
Hey, there's nothing wrong with Calico's... When you've got 100 rounds you just spray and spray and spray, you'll hit it eventually, it's just a matter of time. You do not need to aim.


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helldeath - July 27, 2009, 7:34 am
Correctly .... Cobra is what us needs
LogicDude - June 2, 2009, 8:40 am
Am I the only one thinking "Coooobraaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!"
meatwad260 - June 1, 2009, 3:50 pm
"Hostage secure!" "Roger that".

CHUCK NORRIS - Is the only one who can save you now

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Helldeath - October 23, 2008, 4:07 pm
Chuck Norris would erase that thing from the List of Living.
Zed - October 23, 2008, 9:53 am
Looks like an Umbrella corp. Tyrant unit. Me, I'd call out for Chris Redfield, Barry Burton, and Jill Valentine, 'cause Chuck would be Purina Tyrant Chow.

This is an apple. -

The friendzone -