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Fore Demotivational Poster

EPIC FAIL - Not for the weak of forehead

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Rating: 3.63/5

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ughomer - October 14, 2012, 5:43 am
KOM ~ can I used this on Caveman's newer site uploaded in 2012 (Sporting Breakdown)? I'll reverse the image so nobody knows I swiped it from a guy without an Avatar who got over 500 votes somehow.
timebomb - October 25, 2009, 9:56 pm
I love this poster. The runner has 5 on his running trunks and this poster gets a 5. Good job
Whoever - June 13, 2009, 5:46 pm
Epic Fail, Apply Directly to the Forehead
Sean - June 10, 2009, 5:41 pm
I can only a**ume that this one got its votes wiped due to fraud ... or the clobber b***on has been left out again by admin. Anywho ... it's a solid poster. 5 from me.

DEAR MATH - Stop asking us to find your X. She's not coming back and don't ask Y either

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Rating: 4.8/5

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Sho - January 20, 2012, 6:48 pm
thx all
bricemara - January 13, 2012, 3:54 pm
wow!!!adding it to favorites
MercAlert - November 8, 2011, 11:29 pm
Wow! Did the comments seriously just sensory out part of the word "glasses"...... Oh look, it did.
MercAlert - November 8, 2011, 11:27 pm
The letters would be upside-down if you put the glasses on.
Sho - October 26, 2011, 12:11 pm
whoever voted less than 5L is a Discriminant LOL
tellitlikeitis - October 25, 2011, 9:27 pm
Greeny - October 25, 2011, 8:28 pm
bummer if she's cosined the lease
Airman - October 25, 2011, 6:09 pm
oh she's an acute one
Sho - October 25, 2011, 5:34 pm
I don't think they have anything in common though :P
crankyhead - October 25, 2011, 5:29 pm
Can you blame him though? She did have all the right curves. =)
Sho - October 25, 2011, 5:20 pm
LOL. His obsession with his X is the root to most of his problems. A cusp is imminent. (my head hurts)
crankyhead - October 25, 2011, 5:07 pm
You know how he is, he's always going off on some tangent or another.
Sho - October 25, 2011, 5:05 pm
Well then I hope this simplifies his problem lol
crankyhead - October 25, 2011, 5:02 pm
Math called to say that he Z's your point. =)
mariand - October 25, 2011, 10:18 am
LOL... cool


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spacedog - November 7, 2013, 5:44 pm
(5Ls by the way to V for a poster I somehow missed)
spacedog - November 7, 2013, 5:42 pm
Burn the heretic! He's disparaging Queen, which by way of this poster disparages many peoples savior........Freddie Mercury.
nicholsjoshua15 - November 7, 2013, 3:10 pm
I never really like Queen that much.
champ99 - September 7, 2011, 2:28 pm
So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye?
Reality Lord - September 6, 2011, 3:49 pm

oh btw...5
Reality Lord - September 6, 2011, 3:48 pm

waaaa nanananana na waaaa nanana naaaaaaaaaa
Reality Lord - September 6, 2011, 3:47 pm

for me...for me....for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (wicked guitar blaring like a machine gun and big big hair bouncing from side to side)...lol
Verdeckt - September 6, 2011, 7:18 am
Really... no idea!!?! Sad. I'd ask if you've watched Highlander but it may have been before your time.
Sean - September 5, 2011, 11:32 pm
No! Wayne's World, ya b00b.
Verdeckt - September 5, 2011, 10:58 pm
(ah what the hell) Mamma mia let me go, Beelzebub has a devil put aside for meeeeee....
Reality Lord - September 5, 2011, 10:52 pm

mamma mia
Sean - September 5, 2011, 8:43 pm
AH just great! Now I got that movie in my head.
Feasibly - September 5, 2011, 8:01 pm
very very frightening
Reality Lord - September 5, 2011, 6:45 pm

thunderbolt and lightning
mariand - September 5, 2011, 4:42 pm
who want5 to live forever... is there someone who doesn't know who is Freddie Mercury?
crankyhead - September 5, 2011, 4:23 pm
rerun - September 5, 2011, 3:42 pm

He was the lead singer for the band Queen. Died of AIDS years ago.
the1stCOMMI3 - September 5, 2011, 3:17 pm
I have no idea who he is, but I berths part where you're trying to make fun of god, and that'5 the part I like
Alixian - September 5, 2011, 7:49 am
5ls for u
Verdeckt - September 5, 2011, 7:48 am
To be fair, I did change/clean them up a bit :)
Greeny - September 5, 2011, 7:44 am
lol - disclaimer tag, just in ca5e!


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Rating: 4.87/5

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Reality Lord - June 1, 2011, 7:23 am

and better ...and better


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Sensamilli - August 23, 2011, 10:50 pm
A message to drunken floozies everywhere!

PERFECT HAIR FOREVER - I challenge you to a chopper duel! A CHOPPA DOOL!

HANG IN THERE - It's going to be OK Buddy. She was a bitch anyway.

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tellitlikeitis - December 22, 2011, 7:51 pm
Very cute.



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godblesstx - April 14, 2012, 7:40 am
good one, many spend their life this way
GaryO - April 13, 2012, 6:34 pm
mariand - April 13, 2012, 6:29 pm
M0rd3kaI - April 13, 2012, 5:17 pm
Nice one Airman, really enjoyed this one XD


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Bolverk37782 - April 21, 2011, 7:11 pm
YAH, See Soul Music by Terry Pratchet, THE BEAT GO'S ON.

NOW TELL ME... - If America sucks, we're stupid, and everyone hates us, how come everyone wants to come HERE?

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Rating: 2.32/5

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??? - October 6, 2008, 8:02 pm
I think he did because imitation is the most sincere form of flattery. ;-)
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 2, 2008, 5:58 pm
Why did yo use my name to say that? *puzzled*
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 2, 2008, 3:08 pm
MWLF, you have my respect.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 4, 2008, 6:06 pm
-catch phrase( now mandatory in most states), "Eat flaming media death, you f***ing foreigners!" Then I went home and ate some radioactive genetically modified "beef".
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 4, 2008, 6:04 pm
-couple of a**ault weapons, about two dozen knives, some throwing stars, a stick of dynamite, and a suitcase nuke on me at the time, so I got away unscathed. Plus, I posed in front of a wind-billowed flag with a big fat cigar in my mouth and uttered my c
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 4, 2008, 6:01 pm
You know, I was just walking down the street, when I forgot that people try to kill you when you reach the corner. So these guys ambushed me to steal my money, subjugate my culture and trade my blood for oil. Luckily, being a typical American, I had a c
OMG - August 4, 2008, 4:12 pm
Nooooo FFS, don't tell the f***ers that, they might come over and look and we don't want that do we ?
LOL - August 4, 2008, 2:59 pm
If you think America is cool, I guess you have never been in Swizerland, Germany or any Scandinavian country. Beautiful, nobody trying to kill you at every corner and no warlord as president... Please take a look at the world before commenting...
Link - July 29, 2008, 2:54 pm
Nice scenery
f - July 19, 2008, 11:39 pm
WHo the f*** wants to go there? The only people going there are people who know they're f***ed anyway and noone will notice them with all the other f***ers around to blend in with
muahahahahahahahaha!!! - July 19, 2008, 5:20 pm
because they know their country sucks. hate to break it to them, wait... no i dont!

MARRIAGE - It is so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

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EmilioDumphque - January 24, 2012, 7:33 pm
You should attribute your quotes. This one if from Rita Rudner


MARINE BIOLOGY - Sea World biologists attempted the first ever whale circumcision. The job required four skin divers.

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spacedog - July 5, 2011, 6:26 pm
Ha! You should post this at "Where the PUN is" too.


KEEP U.S. $$$ IN THE U.S.A.!! - Proving once again that you may be-able to fix the economy. But you still can't fix stupid.

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Hinoron - December 6, 2015, 1:42 pm
Can't speak for Hundai, or your local city, but we've driven Toyotas in my family for three generations. The a**embly plants and the part-production plants are all in our city and the adjoining one. That's as local as it gets.
calvin5040 - January 16, 2012, 6:48 pm
*USA* not 'use'
calvin5040 - January 16, 2012, 6:47 pm
You are correct and their are a lot of american car company's cars that are not made in the use the new Dodge Dart coming out in 2013 is actually a Alfa Romeo Giulietta.
sugarkisses114 - January 16, 2012, 5:20 pm
I had a hyandai. It was made in a factory right here in the U.S.A.There's alot of vehicles that people think are made outside the country that really aren't.
calvin5040 - January 13, 2012, 8:05 pm
The money still doesn't stay in the U.S. no matter where it's made.The only money that stays in the U.S. is the pay check of the people that make and sell them almost all the parts on the car are foreign made in factories out of the U.S. not US factories.
bobby37066 - January 13, 2012, 12:43 am
actually this particular model is made just outside of Montgomery, AL
cowboyknowhow - January 11, 2012, 5:59 pm
If the vehicle is bought used, then all of the money stays in the U.S. also, if financed the bank keeps the money though, some of the original amount does go to Korea.
calvin5040 - January 10, 2012, 6:22 am
other then the people's paycheck the money from the sale does not stay in the U.S.
calvin5040 - January 10, 2012, 6:20 am
UM, this car is Korean and is made in the Sohari Plant in Gwangmyeong, South Korea. Not the us.
Knocker - January 10, 2012, 5:10 am
Since most foreign auto plants are in areas like Canton, MS where jobs are really needed, I lose little sleep over buying one.
CloudchaserS - January 10, 2012, 1:35 am
Futs, I didn't realize that my old laptop (not used in months) was still signed in under my old Motifake ID. Sorry 'bout that!
Cloudchaser - January 10, 2012, 1:32 am
True, they are a**embled here, but it's still a foreign owned company and I'd be willing to bet that a good percentage of the parts are also made elsewhere and imported
the1stCOMMI3 - January 9, 2012, 9:45 pm
I don't get it. Hyundai's are made in the US, so what's the problem here?


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Rating: 5/5

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gas - May 2, 2012, 11:51 am
Zetmonk - May 2, 2012, 6:56 am
Brilliant take! And very demotivational...

FOREST SPEYER - Not quiet as smart as Forest Gump

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emperorche - March 23, 2010, 3:16 pm
Alert the spelling nazi's

9/11 - 35 Years ago today Salvador Allende died in a coup d'etat. He was replaced by Augusto Pinochet. (The $10 million Nixon invested paid off that day)

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Asbestos - September 28, 2008, 3:09 am
11/9 - I lol'd on that day.

NATURES WORK OF ART - Art is beautiful to the eye of the beholder.....this is one piece of ugly art

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Coombsy007 - June 9, 2012, 1:26 am
Yep, just making me think there is one big spider very nearby *shudders*

POLITICAL CORRECTNESS - Should be illegal and prosecuted under the sodomy laws.

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rerun - August 2, 2010, 9:06 pm

they were nice too. I have it if you want it....via PM only
Faceplant31 - August 2, 2010, 8:09 pm
ROR! I don't think you have to be all to quick, there aint been a mod in sight all day.
TheTrashHeap - August 2, 2010, 8:08 pm
Quick! Quick! There's ***bs in the approval queue! Check'em out before they're gone!!!
pzykosiz - August 2, 2010, 7:41 pm
my exact views. 5l's
Reality Lord - August 2, 2010, 7:35 am


FALCOR - Before the whole never-ending adventure even got started.


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EmilioDumphque - October 13, 2012, 10:56 pm
Well, one of us smells like a tart's handkerchief.


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spacedog - February 20, 2010, 1:56 pm
Heh, Frisbees...flying saucers been there done that.
culos - February 20, 2010, 1:50 pm
Yeah but as a Space dog you must have a lot of affinity with this canine suicide attepmt
spacedog - February 20, 2010, 1:44 pm
I 5'd it.
Haarakkon - February 20, 2010, 1:42 pm
Sigh. Terribly out of the loop. Sorry.
aerofiend - February 20, 2010, 10:16 am
Pics been used but a d*** fine rendition on your part, five flying poodles for you sir.

TIME - Why does it take a minute to say hello and forever to say goodbye?

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Iconoclast - April 16, 2012, 9:25 pm
Because HELLO is a start, while GOODBYE is an ending, maybe forever
dy2012 - April 16, 2012, 3:38 pm
question by ***yrabbit 7/8/2008 @www.answerbag.com



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Zed - November 7, 2009, 9:48 pm
Just listen for the quiet zones.
Haarakkon - November 7, 2009, 9:47 pm
I went big game hunting in the mime forest, but it was kinda tough to stalk.
agdaniele - November 7, 2009, 1:06 am
Heh heh... Sean hates the french.

back to the stone age -

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Greybeard - September 21, 2014, 10:44 pm
5LMAO... :)
GaryO - September 21, 2014, 5:13 pm
It helps to be stoned when forecasting the weather…or anything else. Actually, it helps to be stoned. Period. 5L/FAV


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mariand - March 10, 2012, 5:37 pm

PSYCHIC FAIR TODAY - Cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances

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BOX O' STUPID PEOPLE - A few more of these and things may just work out.


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Verdeckt - October 5, 2011, 6:47 pm
Yes... I'm aware that episode was about the Navy - yvan eht nioJ
Verdeckt - October 5, 2011, 5:55 pm
It's the best way to get peas.. Simpsons FTW
jrwaddy - October 5, 2011, 10:08 am
I don't think it gets a 5 because what would the ChairForce need a knife for.
Coombsy007 - October 2, 2011, 7:49 pm
How could this not get a 5?
GySgt1811 - October 2, 2011, 2:37 pm
So true. We used to say, "The newer the Boot, the bigger the blade." By the time I retired I was carrying a pen knife with a broken tip; broken off by me so I could tune the presets on the tank radio and open MRE's. Also mail, paper cuts can be SO painful
ICEMAN - October 2, 2011, 4:07 am
5 attack poodles.
ICEMAN - October 2, 2011, 4:06 am
Poor bastiche,

YOU MIGHT THINK LOVE LASTS FOREVER - but death lasts even longer until our hugs turn to dust


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Finchy123 - August 25, 2012, 8:25 pm
I'd laugh so hard if she relised you were serious and when you were gonna propose it was on April Fool's Day.
WellThatSucked - April 7, 2012, 2:16 pm
Dude, that's just powerful
tellitlikeitis - April 1, 2012, 8:21 pm
Very cute...bad timing is all.
caveman - April 1, 2012, 7:54 pm
(No no no, you got it all wrong rick, April does fool people, so the apostrophe should be there)(do you think he bought it) (well we'll just have to wait and see)
Rick69 - April 1, 2012, 3:15 pm
Oh Shi... This here is deep... (I almost don't have the heart to point out the apostrophe should be after the "s" in "fool's")... I still commend you heartily for this...
GaryO - April 1, 2012, 9:32 am


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rerun - May 30, 2012, 8:03 pm

also fantastic


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spacedog - June 27, 2012, 7:53 pm
gas - June 27, 2012, 3:43 pm
awesome. 5 west rising suns
Chrysophase2003 - June 27, 2012, 3:08 pm
But you also get to see everyone you hate die as well, and there tend to be more of them than loved ones, so it evens out.
Airman - June 27, 2012, 2:46 pm
nicely done
maoworks2 - June 27, 2012, 8:54 am
I Know That Feeling, Good One.
motinet - June 27, 2012, 7:59 am

Ouch, now thats a truly demotivating perspective

FORESHADOWING - Tells you exactly what you always knew you never wanted in a way you never wanted to hear it.


CHECK OUT ME NEW HOG... - I Get 500 Yard's To The Gallon On This Bad Boy..!! So You Might Want To Plant Another Rainforest...

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Derek - May 20, 2010, 6:26 am
Somebody's been to Oamaru.

Can't find my glasses... -

IT MAY SEEM TOO SIMPLE - but he's not wrong.


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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 1, 2012, 2:14 pm
Unfortunately, you’ll have to ask a vegan for their dung if you want it to float. Good luck with that, people I know turn me down every time.
MrFurry - February 17, 2012, 10:26 pm
or just eat chinese or drink milk
CloudchaserS - December 29, 2011, 4:07 am
*makes note of that, may actually try that sometime*
Greeny - December 28, 2011, 5:59 am
Baby Ruth's work great
Verdeckt - December 28, 2011, 3:23 am
They still make Chokitos?
CloudchaserS - December 28, 2011, 1:18 am
Step one, obtain fake turds that float. Step two, smuggle them into a public pool on a busy day when it's really crowded.

TIME - It's taking your life away... and your stuff too.

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Weatherlawyer - January 11, 2012, 8:39 pm
I always wanted a CB 250 but I think I'd have put mine there not just left it there.
Weatherlawyer - January 11, 2012, 8:39 pm
I always wanted a CB 250 but I think I'd have put mine there not just left it there.

PRIDE GOETH BEFORE A FALL - Pain and looking like a dumbass cometh immediately after.


TRAILS - Just because you're following a well-marked trail doesn't mean that whoever made it knew where they were going.

BEFORE THERE WAS PAPA ROACH - The kids had Papa Smurf !

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RED FOREMAN - He hates Robocop.

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lolman - September 7, 2009, 7:05 pm
Look what I got me.. a brand new SUX2000..... hey its just like yours clarence...... KABOOOOOOOOM
tubs - January 30, 2009, 6:31 pm
i'd buy that for a dollar !
robocop - October 3, 2008, 2:51 am


SHEER LUCK - When two completely different formats combine to create the perfect end result.

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MissPriss - February 27, 2013, 8:27 pm
Why thank you and a pantyliner as a token of my appreciation for the comment.
Krickit - February 27, 2013, 2:06 pm
Who doesn't love a good menstruation joke. 5tampons

LJ'S - Women love it when a man gives them a "Listening Job." But men dislike giving them about as much as women dislike giving them it's equivalent.


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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 3, 2013, 2:19 pm
What's sad is genuine homeless people are ignored because of frauds. In my town, every weekend, like clockwork, it's the same 23 year old guy, his wife, and 2 year old on the corner asking for gas money. NO JOKE.
AdmiralAckbar - September 27, 2010, 9:37 pm
well done
Hawamleh - September 27, 2010, 8:25 pm
It Took A Lot, Seriously It Did. Thanks
Reality Lord - September 27, 2010, 8:22 pm

solid 5 hammy. impressive.


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agdaniele - January 4, 2010, 9:01 pm
Plain picture... made into a 5L by the caption!


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dslohand - October 11, 2011, 9:54 pm
redhdsrbst - February 26, 2010, 12:07 pm
Why choose? Double the pleasure and the fun. :D
bill - October 18, 2009, 4:55 pm
i agree
Ares - October 6, 2009, 3:20 pm
Ohhh, they look both goregous...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 5, 2009, 6:14 pm
I would DB. But every time i try that they just bleed a lot and tend to be a really "dead" lay.
Woodywood03a - September 5, 2009, 5:11 pm
which left??? yours or mines???
TJ - September 5, 2009, 5:04 pm
Girl on the left... DIBS!


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ronsart - November 14, 2009, 1:52 pm
u the KING Cubby...and don,t you forget it. Now get back to work buddy!
Mark - January 29, 2009, 6:18 pm
Congrats Cubby! As always Ron, a very nice piece of work.
LogicDude - January 29, 2009, 5:14 pm
Cubby went over the mountain, Cubby went over the mountain, Cubby went over the mountaaaain, to see what he could see!
Cubbybear - January 29, 2009, 4:56 pm
Thanks Ron. I am honored


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Ed-Hyde - August 19, 2009, 12:08 pm
mmmmmmm Bacon


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Zetmonk - February 6, 2012, 5:40 am
It's the two "forever"s, rodangol. Read it 10 more times, you'll get over it. ;-)
BeNiceToMe - February 5, 2012, 8:24 pm
keep it 5p rick :)
rodangol - February 5, 2012, 8:15 pm
is that a quote? the wording is annoying me


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Scorpio7 - February 2, 2009, 11:30 am
The little SOB saw his shadow today, so we have six more f***ing weeks of this current ****...

WEST HAM UNITED - I'm forever blowing bubbles

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mooooooooooooooooooo - July 6, 2009, 5:11 pm
Man hands.... must be a friend of Bria's.
briahere - July 6, 2009, 5:09 pm
Serious witch fingers.
LogicDude - October 7, 2008, 4:55 pm
Not TOO much else to see there.
Cubbybear - August 12, 2008, 11:33 am
Your looking at her hands?
RRCCmom - August 12, 2008, 10:19 am
My bad. Crypt Keeper
RRCCmom - August 12, 2008, 10:19 am
Her left hand is kind of creepy looking. I guess the cypy keeper is holding the bubble wand.


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Sorry X-Box -

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curlyrocks - June 7, 2013, 8:20 pm
10 to 1 says that if you unplug your X-box you have to go through a huge set up process every time you plug it back in, just to discourage that.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 7, 2013, 1:36 pm
And dude, seriously. Does this not play on people's paranoia just a little a bit? For Christ's sake - there's a camera that can't be shut down IN YOUR HOME! Goes way beyond advertising.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 7, 2013, 1:33 pm
tatespa - June 7, 2013, 7:36 am
So George Orwell was just a little behind on the date huh?

expiration date -

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Oldsod - January 24, 2014, 6:31 am
An expiration date on a marriage license...now THERE'S an idea.


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Rick69 - February 4, 2012, 5:06 pm
Thank you. . . :)
themaddportagee - February 4, 2012, 12:15 am
Very nicely done and VERY true
rerun - February 2, 2012, 8:16 pm

very nice work
Rick69 - February 2, 2012, 4:04 pm
Cheers y'all. . . [ especially R Lord for virtually kickin me in the arse to make me do better XD ]
CloudchaserS - February 2, 2012, 12:37 am
You walk in the middle of the road, sooner or later, *squish* just like gra** (that had better not be obscure)
KylieM - February 1, 2012, 6:21 pm
watch out there is a train coming
Reality Lord - February 1, 2012, 6:19 pm

ehem....very very nicely done.

LOVEBIRDS - Okay, maybe he's taking that whole "til death do us part" thing a touch too far

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ICEMAN - November 12, 2010, 12:11 am
The tags are worth the price on this one. 5

SUN CITY WEST ARIZONA - Where people come to die.

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Chrysophase2003 - June 29, 2012, 1:17 pm
Thought that's what Florida was for.


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rerun - August 4, 2012, 11:12 am

I remember my mom cleaning before the maid showed up.

MEANWHILE - over in Colorado Springs Mother Nature reminds everyone who's in charge

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AcidRain - June 29, 2012, 2:53 pm
Not a good joke I guess.
Airman - June 29, 2012, 12:52 pm
my boss's daughter is one of those new cadets
Airman - June 29, 2012, 12:52 pm
what movie is it from? It's not a movie.. this is a real forest fire very close to a city of 400,000. Over 350 homes are already burned to the ground
GaryO - June 29, 2012, 10:55 am
'EPIC' is such a tiny word....
AcidRain - June 29, 2012, 10:31 am
Wow, what movie is this from? The Moon is a Harsh mis***** or Battlefield Earth?
Iconoclast - June 29, 2012, 12:22 am
A great day for the new Cadet Class (2016) to report in for the start of their Air Force careers.
rerun - June 28, 2012, 7:54 pm

hell hath no fury....

Im with Stupid -

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Believe it or not -

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 21, 2013, 7:41 pm
Awe, man! the quality didn't turn out well. This is the work of Ninja cats! (They're there, trust me)

DR. HOUSE - Turning Doctors Into Superbowl Champions

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Spangle - October 29, 2009, 10:35 pm
Comments fail
Atmanix - October 20, 2009, 2:05 pm
It should also be noted this isn't House...
Erecrottod - May 24, 2009, 3:47 pm
Look-a-like FAIL.


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Reality Lord - February 16, 2012, 8:36 am

awesome fors


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maoworks2 - March 15, 2012, 7:28 am
Very Good 5L

GETTING DRUNK - Does not count as foreplay ...

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mariand - June 15, 2012, 2:04 pm


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spacedog - November 9, 2010, 8:10 pm
Nice one.


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Verdeckt - November 26, 2011, 7:00 am
I endor5e this statement.


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THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE - should go to nukes

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SHE - is a tear that hangs inside my soul forever.

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Procrastinate -

Hiking -

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 22, 2014, 8:54 pm
Ah, ha! It was you, Gary!
GaryO - May 22, 2014, 8:32 pm
heh heh
Oldsod - May 22, 2014, 6:27 pm
Well-timed for me. Yesterday, I was chaperone for a hundred-something kids on a nature hike. Nothing takes nature out of a nature hike quite like 100-something kids...


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Rating: 4.92/5

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GaryO - June 3, 2012, 2:44 pm
HAH! Good one, nice doggy

FRIENDS FOREVER - After realizing she's the one, You'll regret the day you told her you would always be her FRIEND


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5150monkeylove - September 20, 2012, 7:37 pm
nah, I am good at dodging teeth. I might just run away and join a hippie commune.
Airman - September 17, 2012, 7:05 pm
well done
crankyhead - September 17, 2012, 5:34 pm
Thi5 i5 deep... pardon the pun. =)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 17, 2012, 10:06 am
I figured you'd been mauled by dogs....You should drop by more often.5L
5150monkeylove - September 17, 2012, 12:54 am
Thanks and cheers to the Old Guard.
gas - September 16, 2012, 9:44 am
love it!

The real "forever alone" -

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EmilioDumphque - April 24, 2013, 4:06 am
...and the lucky ones get to dance on the others' graves.


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crankyhead - July 26, 2011, 12:06 pm
fre5h off the boat
forseti - July 26, 2011, 7:21 am


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spacedog - August 8, 2011, 8:57 pm
5 happy thoughts.
Verdeckt - August 8, 2011, 5:17 am
Greeny - August 7, 2011, 8:19 pm
gas - August 7, 2011, 7:39 pm
sweet to hear from who occupies large part of mine, thanks :p
Reality Lord - August 7, 2011, 6:58 pm

wow. you're getting a nice collection in my fav'd folder. epic

BEFORE INTERNET PORN - You could get it in public, for only 1 cent But you needed both hands to work the machine.

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tellitlikeitis - February 11, 2011, 7:50 pm
Good one.
agdaniele - February 11, 2011, 4:03 pm
Well played.


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Rick69 - February 28, 2012, 6:26 pm
Why, thank you kind gentleman. . .
herosophocles - February 27, 2012, 7:44 pm
True words good sir
maoworks2 - February 26, 2012, 7:45 am
Me Too.
HallieMarie - February 25, 2012, 9:42 pm

Google maps -

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GaryO - July 5, 2014, 9:19 am
Heh heh

ALWAYS - Remember You are unique Just like everyone else

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BI-LINGUAL SIGNS - Learn To Speak English Or Get The Hell Out

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The Goat - January 1, 2010, 12:52 pm
Hey that's my home town - and they're having a "Penguin Plunge" swim today about 100' from that sign (Jan 1 '10)


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AWESOME - Nathan Tyson Flags Ltd Only available in Red. Much to the dissapointment of others!

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FOREPLAY - That annoying 30 seconds between entering the bedroom and actually having sex

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