Tagged with: fun
 | MICKEYJAM - The Master Of Analysis |
 | SOCIAL NETWORKING WEBSITES - How did we live without them? |
 | GOOGLE'S OPINION - Strawberries are better served for fruit salad than on your nipples |
 | KICKING YOUR ASS - |
 | BACON -TAGS: bacon day religious experience have fun prayer etiquette Rating: 3.88/5 More motifakes by Bartimaeus |
 | A.D.D. - A condition often associated with an inability to maintain focus and atten... Hey look! Shiny penny! |
 | YOUR POSTER WAS REJECTED - |
 | CLEVER MARKETING - Be sure you grab their attention and make slogans memorable. Yep, that should do it. |
 | GLAD BAG AND RUBBER BAND - Have some decency |
 | PERSEVERANCE - To persist in spite of opposition, and/or discouragement. Otherwise known as "stubborn as hell". |
 | WHEN YOU SEE HIM - You will LOL |
 | LOGICAL THINKING - Something LogicDude Can't Seem To Do... |
 | YOU GO AHEAD... - No one's looking. Speaking of no one's looking... |
 | FUN WITH PUNS - Hey Dr. Zoidberg! What's Kracken? BUDABUMBUMP |
 | DYSFUNCTION - |
 | FOR JUST PENNIES A DAY - |
 | ERROR SYSTEM SHUTDOWN - |
 | FINALLY - Fifteen years of gymnastics but at long last I can muck mu owmph mumph! |
 | STROBE LIGHT SEX - Going at it so hard that you keep activating the Clapper. |
 | HAHAHAHAHA - Let's face it, you'll probably be eaten by a lion anyway. |
 | REALITY - |
 | TIME - |
 | UHHHH.... - I don't know what it is, but I wanna fuck it! |
 | TRANSPARENT TOPS - Another of God's gifts to Mankind. |
 | CHILDREN - |
 | PADME - If Lord Vader had his way |
 | GUN CONTROL - Seriously! Do we really need to return to these retarded days of yore? |
 | FUN GAMES - |
 | HEY - Why so serious? |
 | THE MORE YOU STARE.... - |
 | DAIRY FARM PHOTO ESSAY - Cows..check, milk..check, cream..check, butter..check, Am. Cheese..check, Swiss Cheese..check, Mozzarella Cheese..check, Cheesy Smegma..*click*..check. |
 | PILLOWS - |
 | BORRRRNNNNN - |
 | TIGHT PANTS - Just like a poorly built mansion... there's no ball room. |
 | THE COUNT - 1 Strike 3 Balls |
 | UNDEAD MIDGETS - |
 | HIS PROBLEM - I don't know what it is, but I bet it's hard to pronounce. |
 | SELF-APPOINTED "FUNNY" POLICE - The "special" step-children of loser mall cops. Why don't you go eat your donut, ogle the jailbait and pick your nose by the Orange Julius? |
 | FUN BAGS - More Useful Than Air-Bags !! |
 | IS "THEY'RE" ONE SYLLABLE OR TWO? - I love a Haiku Even though they're tough sometimes Bacon cheeseburger. |
 | PUBLIC SCHOOLS - Seriously, we are not as bad as you think we are. We do have a Football team. |
 | CAPS LOCK - Are you ready to win your online conversation? |
 | FUNDAMENTALS - Learn Them - Apply Them Bathe in your glory |
 | SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA. - Just when gay rights were starting to make progress in mainstream society. |
 | REPUBLICANS - |
 | ATHEISM - |
 | UNEXPECTED VACATIONS - |
 | REGRETS - -- "That's the last time I go out for drinks with your husband." -- "Welcome to my world." |
 | AT THAT MOMENT - Tim found religion |
 | BREASTFEEDING ROCKS - |
 | CHRISTIANITY - |
 | FUNNY DAMMIT - |
 | ENJOYMENT - |
 | THE VOICES IN MY HEAD - aren't usually a problem. However if they start speaking Latin, YOU BETTER RUN MOTHERFUCKER!! |
 | SALMON DAY - The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die in the end. |
 | THIS IS WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE - When you argue on the internet... |
 | WARDROBE MALFUNCTIONS - They're the best. |
 | $83 BILLION IN STIMULUS BILL - For Earned Income Credit to people who don't pay income taxes. Mr. President, that's not a "tax break"; that's WELFARE! |
 | ROUGH BREAK UPS - After a cannibal eats his girlfriend, he dumps her within the next 24 hours. |
 | MR.CULOS - |
 | WARDROBE MALFUNCTION - |
 | BUTT HEADS - |
 | YEP - That sums it up perfectly. |
 | BDOLOTIC - /DOLL uh tik/ -Prone to farting- For God's sake, would you please light a match? |
 | FACEBOOK - Adding to the unemployment rolls daily |
 | BREAST FEEDING - Every man alive wants a turn. Some women too I'm sure. |
 | SIMON AND GARFUNKLE - The early years. |
 | POOPER SCOOPER - City ordnance 435b.1.(c) requires that you clean up after your T-Rex. |
 | AGGY'S DOG - |
 | ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION - |
 | SPOT THE DIFFERENCE - ... between blondes and brunettes. |
 | ENTITLEMENT - An epidemic sweeping across the nationTAGS: usa america liberal democrat obama lazy funny demotivational Rating: 3.39/5 More motifakes by WTFO |
 | THEY SAY - Ghosts are the still present souls of those now departed I say they're my brain cells trying to warn me about Jaeger again |
 | MOUNTAIN GOATS - They scale mountains. |
 | LAST WISHES - Per his request, Michael be melted down and turned into Legos. That way little boys can play with HIM. |
 | GENIUS ADVICE - You've got to lick it, before you stick it. |
 | STRIP MINING - The best way to prevent forest fires |
 | "LIVE AND LET LIVE" - "That's my motto. Anyone who can't go along with that, take him outside and shoot the motherfucker." --George Carlin |
 | $500K IN STIMULUS BILL - For a DOG PARK in Chula Vista, CA! (Creates 0 jobs) It's just like a mini-Congress. They just walk around sniffing each others' asses and pissing on everything. |
 | WTF!? - I ordered white wine! |
 | ON THE TAKE! - Top 4 political recipients of Fannie Mae/Freddie Mac donations ('89-'08) Source: www.opensecrets.org |
 | ABLUTOPHOBIC - -Pathologically afraid of bathing- On the bright side, you did say you like dirty girls. |
 | HAMAS - Keep having parades. It's maximizes the use of Israeli bombs.TAGS: terrorists israel hamas palastine ass funny military muslim Rating: 3.36/5 More motifakes by WTFO |
 | PARENTS - Always hiding the truth from us... |
 | POLITICS OF DISTRACTION - Look! Rush is mean! AIG is greedy! I inherited this! Pay no attention to how bad I'm screwing this up. |
 | ATHEISM - It's a non-prophet organization |
 | BORED HOUSE WIVES AND PHOTOSHOP - |
 | HOW DO YOU EAT A FROG? - One leg over each ear. Mmmmm! Tastes like chicken. |
 | THIS FINGER - Followed the cigar. |
 | WEINER DYSFUNCTION - For erections lasting more than 4 hours please contact your Veterinarian! |
 | TIC TAC TOE - |
 | RECYCLED BATHROOM TISSUE - I'm all for conservation but I draw the line at being the second guy to use my toilet paper. |
 | ANTONYMS - If the opposite of pro is con, what is the opposite of progress? |
 | RED WINGS - Let your inner vampire out! |
 | RATIONALIZATION - It's easier to kill a life if you dehumanize the child. Referring to the baby as a mistake or a punishment is a good start. |
 | "FUNNY" MOUNTIES - Here, here! You oughtn't do a thing like that. It's not the Canadian way. Eh? |
 | INTENSITY - |
 | NO NAME BAR - |
 | SARCASM - |
 | THE TRUTH REVEALED - ...so then this big dude with horns and a tail shows up at the party and says, "You want to be President, Barry? Just sign this contract." |
 | CONFIDENCE - The feeling you have before you understand the situation |
 | IDEALISM - Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality, the costs become prohibitive. --William F. Buckley Jr. |
 | JUST A FUN LOVING BUNCH - |
 | MY POLITICAL SOAP BOX - Freedom of Speech is the law of the land Self-appointed "funny" police can go back to the mall. |
 | $500M IN STIMULUS BILL - For Solar-Powered Water Heaters in Puerto Rico! (Creates 14 jobs) WHAT!? That territory doesn't even pay federal income taxes! |
 | Photoshop - |
 | THE ULTIMATE POLITICIAN - "The statesman shears the sheep; the politician skins them." --Austin O-Malley |
 | OBAMA-NATION - Wow, the problems do look different when you see them from the liberal point of view. |
 | I DON'T FAIL - I succeed in finding what does not work |
 | KNOWLEDGE IS POWER - |
 | TELEPROMPTER ADDICTION - Mr. President, it's time for an intervention. We'll start slow...it'll be okay. Now, just say one sentence without reading it. |
 | AEROCOLPOS - -Vaginal flatulence; air or gas trapped in the vagina- THPPPT! I beg your pardon. |
 | SOCK PUPPETS - They love to get fisted! |
 | HERO IDOLIZING - |
 | MARK'S DOG - Genetically engineered by EGD; Trained by WTFO. Now, it's going to show Mark's leg what Cubbybear taught it. |
 | THE JOB INTERVIEW - "Okay...You're Hired." |
 | VACATIONS - |
 | $400M IN STIMULUS BILL - To testing for and preventing STDs! I got nothing for this one other than, WTFO? |
 | DEAF OR DISHONEST? - After sitting in Reverend Wright's church for 20 years, President Obama states that he never heard any inflammatory remarks from the pulpit. |
 | $100K IN STIMULUS BILL - For doorbells in Laurel, MS! (Creates 2 jobs) Instead, Congress should stick its finger in its own ass! |
 | CREDIT CARDS - Letting you buy stupid crap you don't need with money you don't have (and ripping you off for 18%) |
 | SAVE THE BOOBS!!! - First the govt put us in debt, then killed jobs, and attacked freedom of speech. But I draw the line when they direct women to not get mammograms! Help protect this endangered species! |
 | LIBERALISM - "The modern definition of 'racist' is someone who is winning an argument with a liberal" --Peter Brimelow |
 | JEDI MIND TRICK - Oh! That's how he got elected. Unfortunately, that means that 52% of Americans are weak minded. |
 | OBVIOUSLY - Gandhi never witnessed a squirrel death match |
 | BEER - Always the right idea |
 | PONZI SCHEME - Taking money from one group of people and giving it to another One man took $787B, the other took $50B One man's in the White House, the other is in the Big House. |
 | Hi!! - |
 | Reverse psychology - |
 | A MESSAGE TO D.C. - I want you to get up right now and go to the window. Open it, and stick your head out, and yell, "I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!" |
 | AL GORE - The planet's rectal thermometer |
 | HAWAII - Who's the idiot that built interstate highways on an island? |
 | FAN SERVICE - |
 | THIS MAN - He spent $700M to get a job that pays only $400K a year, and we're supposed to believe that he has the answers to fix an economic "crisis"??!! |
 | DINGLE BERRY - Not where you'd expect to find one. |
 | "EMERGENCY" STIMULUS BILL - Sergeant, who the hell let that thing through the gates? Sir, the Democrats and three Republican turn-coats! |
 | OBAMA'S ECONOMIC PLAN - "Spreading the wealth"? Your plan spreads the hardship, Mr. President |
 | A FRENCH POOL TABLE - WE CAN TELL IT'S FRENCH BECAUSE IT HAS NO BALLS |
 | THE SHEPHERD - Yes We Can! Yes We Can! Yes We Can! Baa Baa Baa! Baa Baa Baa! Baa Baa Baa! |
 | DRILL BABY DRILL! - Watch the gas prices rise, while the Democratic Congress chase pipe-dreams of "green fuels" instead of drilling for oil to help solve our near-term energy problems. |
 | REALIZATION - That moment of lucidity when you recognize there's no way you can deliver on your promises |
 | $70M IN STIMULUS BILL - For quit smoking programs! Thanks Mom, but won't that result in tobacco workers and farmers losing their jobs? |
 | WRESTLING - It's not for everyone... |
 | ARCHERY OR BUST - The Choice Is Yours. |
 | GENIUS - Now she'll never fall off |
 | AMERICAS LAW ENFORCEMENT PROFESSIONALS - Keeping The Streets Safe And the Donut Shops Safer |
 | WITH FUNDS RUNNING LOW - Al qaeda tries weekend car washes |
 | CANADIAN RELIEF FUND - |
 | HAVING FUN - One puddle at a time |
 | THE AMERICAN DIET - Reasons 1 to infinity why Americans and Socialized medicine don't mix. |
 | STRAIGHT FROM THE HORSE'S MOUTH - "My friends, we live in the greatest nation in the history of the world. I hope you'll join me as we try to change it." --Barack Obama |
 | NANCY PELOSI - Bringing death and destruction, one hug at a time. |
 | Longcat - |
 | FUNDAMENTALISTS - More fun to punk than retards or the elderly |
 | PSST! - Do me a favor, Joe. SHUT THE HELL UP!! |
 | CHANGE - This is the kind of change we really need |
 | GREYBEARD FUN NIGHT - LogicDude and Ronsart always fight for the last girl |
 | SOO WEE!!! - Here pig, pig, pig! $790B of taxpayers money! |
 | ANOTHER BROKEN PROMISE - "We need earmark reform. And when I'm president, I will go line by line to make sure we're not spending money unwisely." --Barack Obama (He signed the Omnibus with 8,500 bipartisan earmarks) |
 | TIMOTHY GEITHNER - Is anyone else concerned that the guy leading the bank recovery and the IRS always looks like a monkey trying to do Algebra? TIMMAY!! |