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 | ABILITY - |
 | THE DARK SIDE - Even their sense of humor is dark... |
 | BEST FRIENDS - "Hurry it up Romeo! I think I can hear her Dad coming!" |
 | ARGUMENT SETTLED - Greedo WHO? Chewbacca shot first. |
 | EVOLUTION - |
 | WHEN YOU GET TIRED OF BULLETS - start firing 25mm grenades |
 | LIFE SPAN - Apparently Midgets live shorter lives than normal people... |
 | DOUBLE STANDARDS - Truer words were never spoken. |
 | PUNISHMENT FOR PEDOPHILES SHOULD BE - |
 | WHAT DO YOU MEAN - Someone dropped a Twinkie? |
 | GETTIN TO KNOW THE RULES - Anonymus post, that's a paddlin' No spell check, that's a paddlin' Tunnel, oh you bet that's a paddlin' |
 | IT'S ALL IN ADVERTISING - |
 | HOW TO NOT FAIL AT LIFE - The "Quit bitching about the bitches" edition |
 | LET'S REMEMBER - |
 | FRENCH CANADIANS - |
 | FUTILITY - |
 | GET ALONG BESSIE - |
 | TOGETHERNESS - |
 | MOOSEHEAD - How do you tell a guy likes Moosehead? Easy! The antler marks on his thighs! |
 | KILLING SPREE - |
 | FORGIVE AND FORGET? - Not a fucking chance |
 | TEAM BUILDING - |
 | GUYS NIGHT OUT - Save the date guys! And be sure to bring small bills... |
 | YOU NEVER FORGET - |
 | WINE COOLERS - |
 | EYE TEST - |
 | TEAMWORK -TAGS: strategically applied togetherness to screw over another team as much as possible Rating: 3.63/5 More motifakes by Sean |
 | MIDGETS - They're just like the "shorties" you used to date, but without that annoying pedophile label. |
 | TOGETHERNESS - You'll always remember that magic night! For your sake you better hope the Roofies work as advertised and she never does. |
 | THE MORE YOU STARE.... - |
 | WHY GET MARRIED? - Just find a woman you don't like and buy her a house |
 | WOMEN FAIL - Time Management |
 | HOLD ONTO LOVE - |
 | POV - There's a definite upskirt, ummm....I mean "upside" to being a midget! |
 | LOOK! - Wasn't it just yesterday that you were bitchin' about how you never win anything? |
 | CORPORATE CULTURE - |
 | UNDEAD MIDGETS - |
 | *SNIFF* - I see you washed your hair before our date tonight! |
 | OCEAN CROSSING - |
 | FORGET IT - No witty caption, no gay test, no mushroom reference She's just fucking AMSOME!!!! (Did I mention the Epic tits?) |
 | ENTERTAINMENT VALUE -TAGS: my last politifake to get my fix before politifake org starts Rating: 3.56/5 More motifakes by BoneCD |
 | WUSSIFICATION - |
 | I'M GETTING NERVOUS - They're taking too long. They should be out by now. Look! There are cops all over the place. I told them it was a bad idea to take down this PETCO. |
 | ADAPTATION - Look, since you REFUSE to bang us because of our insufficient height, we drilled some holes at the foot of your bed. So just sit there, look pretty, and for once -- take off that damn dress. |
 | WE KNOW - We were trying not to laugh the whole time. |
 | GETTING OLDER - |
 | I DON'T GET IT - What's so offensive about "Ostrich"? |
 | TARGET AUDIENCE - Twilight advertises on tags of Gay and Gay-Test. They are reaching their target audience. |
 | GNOME ON THE RANGE - |
 | BACON WITHOUT MEAT - ----- MrRandom |
 | SHOULD YOU GET DIVORCED - |
 | GETTIN' BY - With a little help from my friends. |
 | PERFECTIONIST - Noodles is the highest paid upskirt photographer. It took years to climb the ladder. It was one rung. |
 | WHEN THE BIG GUYS GET HUNGRY - They must be fed |
 | LESBIAN VEGETARIANS - Are really confused by this |
 | NEW STEPMOM - My real Mommy's are bigger. |
 | GET WELL SOON - and keep your disease infested self away from me |
 | TESTING THE WATER - |
 | CHEEZEBURGER CAT - I can haz? |
 | BEST CITY NAME - There is no f*cking way you could want to live anywhere else! |
 | NEVER FORGET - |
 | Enhanced Water - |
 | DIRTY PICTURES - The more time you spend on the internet, the more likely it is that you'll find this image to be inappropriate. |
 | CONTACT LENS - |
 | BATTLESHIP - |
 | MEMORY LOSS - Many Democrats conveniently had it when criticizing the Bush administration on Iraq. So who was it who "lied"? |
 | COLLEGE - |
 | PERSUADING - |
 | PLEEEEEZ - |
 | BLESSINGS - |
 | CANADA'S SECRET WEAPON - And here all this time I'm worried aboot sister biting meese! |
 | CARNIVORE VEGETARIAN - “Not eating meat is a decision, eating meat is an instinct.” - Dr. Denis Leary |
 | CHAOS THEORY - |
 | TOGETHERNESS - |
 | GOOD ADVICE -TAGS: my best advice day ladies get your men by any means necessary aggressive negotiations Rating: 3.3/5 More motifakes by Bartimaeus |
 | FRUITS AND VEGETABLES - A staple of every diet around the world (Almost) |
 | ARMLESS EMO MIDGET - And she is posing at a bowling alley. Now, that would be cool to watch! |
 | YO BITCH! - |
 | CONSERVATIVES / LIBERALS - |
 | WHEN YOUR BEE IDEA GETS USED FIRST? - Show booBEES! Re-run? We were almost word for word today. |
 | KEEPING IT TOGETHER - |
 | VERNE TROYER - Excels at miniature golf... Has improved his short game... Doesn't have to take a knee to read the greens... Climbs out of sand traps... I COULD DO THIS ALL DAY LONG. |
 | BRING YOUR DAUGHTER TO WORK DAY - |
 | TOGETHERNESS - |
 | ONE UPMANSHIP - Try to make a funny comment and Google Ads just HAS to go one better! |
 | WHO YOU TRYING TO GET CRAZY WITH ESE? - Don't you know I'm loco? |
 | TRUE DEMOTIVATION - |
 | ONE TEQUILA, TWO TEQUILA, THREE TEQUILA - |
 | MR. CONSERVATIVE -TAGS: conservatives liberals trying to get balance in the discussion Rating: 3.26/5 More motifakes by ronsart |
 | BUTTHOLE SUPERVISORS - |
 | ALWAYS CHECK OUT THE MOM - I call it the Russian Doll Phenomenon. If you wanna know how fat she'll be in 20 years....Check out the Mom. |
 | BALANCE - |
 | UNFORGETTABLE CHILDHOOD MEMORIES - |
 | WHEN YOU'RE ON A BUDGET - Try The Ghetto Delivery Service. |
 | TARGET ADVERTISING - Marketing Pork and Beans to Masochistic Pedophiles accomplished. |
 | WOODLAND AWAKENING - |
 | BUDGET CUTS - |
 | SWEAR TO GOD - |
 | VEGETARIANISM - |
 | LOVE IS - |
 | GET THE KNIFE - Don't talk down to black people Or Jesse Jackson will cut your nuts off! |
 | MAKE A LIST - |
 | LEWIS & CLARK EXPEDITION - |
 | LINGETTES D'ECRAN - |
 | RESPECTIVELY -TAGS: conservatives liberals trying to get balance in the discussion Rating: 3.15/5 More motifakes by ronsart |
 | GETTING LAID - |
 | I DON'T GET IT - |
 | GETTING AN EARFUL: I TOLD YOU NOT TO FUCK THAT BITCH! - |
 | MIDGETS - |
 | DELTABOB - Just agree with whatever she says in the Forum... at least for the next 6-7 days! |
 | THE REDNECK GAMES - |
 | HOW TO GET THE GIRL - Finally a foolproof algorithm |
 | GAY TEST - |
 | BUSH GETTING A SHOE THROWN AT HIM - no caption neededTAGS: bush america usa president government george bush Rating: 3.09/5 More motifakes by Electric Chair Guy |
 | ANA - What did she do to get given a Lexus? |
 | FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH - What? You were expecting maybe Ponce de Leon? |
 | CAN YOU TELL ME HOW TO GET - How To Get The Hell Outta Sesame Street??!!!! |
 | YOU'RE THE MILKMAN - |
 | LEST WE FORGET - From Pearl Harbor to 9/11, from Iraq to Vietnam to Afghanistan, may we never forget the men and women who've died for this country. |
 | GB2 KITCHEN - |
 | DRUGS - Dude, forget the dragons. There's a vortex in here.TAGS: dragons cats space time continum drugs forgetfulness Rating: 3/5 More motifakes by Andrew Plaisance |
 | GETTING OLD - ...if you're like me and know who this is! |
 | GET'M RUSH! - "You can't just listen to Rush Limbaugh and get things done." says Obama. |
 | DON'T GET EXCITED - That's NOT what it's about. |
 | VEGETARIAN - |
 | GETAWAY CAR - |
 | AGDANIELE - |
 | THERES A FEELING I GET WHEN I LOOK TO THE WEST, AND MY SPIRIT IS CRYING FOR LEAVING. IN MY THOUGHTS I HAVE SEEN RINGS OF SMOKE THROUGH THE TREES, AND THE VOICES OF THOSE WHO STANDING LOOKING. OOH, IT MAKES ME WONDER, OOH, IT REALLY MAKES ME WONDER. - |
 | TRUCKY NIGGETS - Not Recommended |
 | ONE BUNNY, ONE CUP - Ever since becoming a Greybeard, Bunny's gone a wee bit strange, and that's by Irish standards. |
 | RONSART'S WIFE: WHEN IT GET'S TOO MUCH SHE JUST HANGS HIM OUT TO DRY.... - |
 | PERSISTENCE - When the inability to learn from your mistakes leads to successTAGS: persistance dedication persistence boxing getting back up get gets got knocked down knock out sports sport fighting fists fist Rating: 3/5 More motifakes by Walkerofskies |
 | IF IT GETS TOO HOT... - |
 | YOU GET IT - |
 | GETTING THE CUP BACK TO CANADA - By every means possible |
 | SCARY SQUIRREL - HE'S GONNA GET YOU - |
 | THE OLDER SHE GETS - the bigger the smile! |
 | MIDGETS - |
 | NARUTO STILL CAN'T GET IT UP - |
 | HORROR - No bacon! Not even meat Just vegetables |
 | IMAGINATION - |
 | YOU'RE GETTING OLD - When this window display is sexier than Victoria's Secret |
 | AHNOLD - Gettin' to da choppa since 1987 |
 | FORGET ABOUT WIPING - Just leave without pissing it off. |
 | DRINKING TO FORGET - "She's gone bud... And ya ain't gonna find another one in a dive like this, or at the bottom of a bottle." |
 | TOGETHERNESS - |
 | OPTIMISM - |
 | FISHING TRIP - |
 | TARGET ACQUISITION - |
 | YOU GUYS - |
 | POINT OF FAILURE - Having only one saves time trouble shooting and leaves more time for you to pack your shit. |
 | YEP - |
 | ...PAID AFTER WE GET BACK! - Just ONE of the red flags. |
 | Surprise Buttsecks - |
 | NEGOTIATIONS - |
 | TOGETHERNESS - |
 | YOUR SON - Laugh at him now but just remember this: He'll be the one picking out your Nursing Home. |
 | PATTON IS COMING - |
 | GET LOW - everyone's doing it. |
 | BUDGET CUTS - The recruiter never mentioned that this would happen |