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 | THE DARK SIDE - Even their sense of humor is dark... |
 | CLOSE - |
 | THANK GOD! - Ever try wearing a coat made out of LIVE mink? Those little guys will f*ck you up! |
 | OVERNIGHT DELIVERY - Usually a lot faster than the pizza delivery guy. |
 | MY RIGHT HANDS WHORE - |
 | DENTAL BEAR - |
 | ANYONE EVER GIVEN A THOUGHT - To issuing "Obese" Parking stickers and put the parking spots in the back of the lot? |
 | ALWAYS AND FOREVER - |
 | THANK GOD THAT BOY WAS FOUND - For a second, I thought Michael Jackson ordered take-out in heaven. |
 | CHANGES - |
 | MR. LOGICDUDES SPECIAL WAFFLE BATTER - |
 | DREAMS - |
 | NEW HERE - |
 | DESSERT - Excuse me, Waiter? I distinctly remember ordering the "Monkey BREAD"TAGS: november challenge dining better this than the goatcheese cake Rating: 3.71/5 More motifakes by LogicDude |
 | KILLING SPREE - |
 | MY THEORY - |
 | MEMORIES - |
 | AND AT 12:01 AM - |
 | THE INTERNET - Rose-colored-glasses edition. |
 | BEGINNERS - |
 | ACTION SPEAKS LOUDER THAN WORDS - |
 | HELPING HANDS - |
 | YOUR BOYFRIEND'S DICK - Smell it. |
 | WATCH THEIR HANDS - In God we trust. Everyone else, keep your f***ing hands where I can see them! USMC Rules For Wartime #18 |
 | FATHERHOOD - |
 | TWO BALLS IN HAND - |
 | ADVICE - |
 | THIRSTY? - |
 | SERENITY - |
 | PLEASE HANG UP - |
 | FAIR CHANCE - |
 | TOO MUCH TIME ON YOUR HANDS - You're doin' it right. |
 | DISNEY CHANNEL - The only place in which people that have no talent, can obtain a career..... |
 | LIVING IN CANADA - Sean's house: left-1954, right-2009 It must be nice being able to avoid the rat race. Not to mention the human race. |
 | OH, THANK GOD - |
 | AND SAINT ATTILA RAISED THE HAND GRENADE UP ON HIGH - |
 | U.S. MARINES - Taking care of each other in life, taking care of each other after. Thank you. |
 | PROTESTS IN IRAN - If private ownership of firearms was legal there, do you think the police would be shooting into the crowds? (hint: the answer is NO) |
 | HALLUCINATIONS - |
 | TOOLS - |
 | TRACK AND FIELD - |
 | GREAT MEN - |
 | THANKS MR. MOTIFAKE - |
 | DON'T WORRY... - That's just Bunny singing "With or Without You" again. |
 | REMEMBER WHEN - |
 | YOUTH - |
 | ELEPHANT MODESTY - |
 | DOUBT - |
 | MOTIFAKE 3.0 - |
 | FASTER THAN A HISSYFIT - More powerful than a coffee enema Able to leap and jump and twirl It's... MY EYES MY EYES AAAARRRGGGGHHH |
 | MASTER SCUBA DIVER - |
 | OH ABDULLAH - you went with the powder blue turban, I told you how it would make your eyes dance. |
 | HAPPINESS - |
 | AWKWARDNESS - Jr. choking mom? Yes. Sister's indifference to potential matricide? Yes. Dad, the priest wearing those shorts? Very. |
 | ENTER - |
 | INTRODUCTIONS - |
 | HEY DUDE/DUDETTE - |
 | CHANGE - |
 | HANGOVERS - Some are more memorable than others |
 | MOTIFAKE HEADQUARTERS - |
 | HIGH FLIGHT - |
 | HOW'S THAT CHANGE WORKING FOR YOU - |
 | I CAN'T - But Chris Brown can |
 | HANSEN VS PEDOBEAR - Only power armor could have possibly made this more epic! |
 | THANKSGIVING - As Practiced In Some Unknown Place On Earth |
 | ORPHANS - |
 | GENGHIS KHAN - |
 | OBAMA = CHANGE - How's That Workin' For Ya, Dems? |
 | OUR RESPECT & THANKS - |
 | I LIKE HER CHANCES THIS TIME! - |
 | KNOWLEDGE - |
 | SHOOP DA WOOP - Dr. Phil is intense. |
 | THE HANDICAPPED - All They Want Is A Little Understanding |
 | Enhanced Water - |
 | FIRST AND LAST - Thanks Ron! I thought about not doing todays poster but....I waffled |
 | THE LAST GAY TEST - |
 | YOU A MEMBER? - |
 | CADUCEUS - It's that little gold thing that you're almost staring at. |
 | STEADY HANDS - |
 | THANK YOU - I accept your gracious offer.... |
 | $500K IN STIMULUS BILL - For a DOG PARK in Chula Vista, CA! (Creates 0 jobs) It's just like a mini-Congress. They just walk around sniffing each others' asses and pissing on everything. |
 | SCOOBY DOO: THE ANIME - How f*cking cool would that be? |
 | DADDY'S BAILOUT - Quit whining! Don't think you earned that 5 bucks allowance just for taking out the trash. Daddy needs his beer! |
 | CAPTAIN CAVEMAN - A short hairy guy touring around with 3 hot chicks? (Sound like a Ron Jeremy movie.) |
 | IN MEMORY OF MY WIFE - |
 | IT MATTERS - |
 | MOTIFAKER’S - |
 | BISCUITS AND GRAVY - Almost as good as bacon.... Almost. |
 | JEALOUS? - You're darned tootin' I am!TAGS: october challenge can i be reincarnated as her hands Rating: 3.33/5 More motifakes by LogicDude |
 | TWO THINGS WRONG IN THIS PICTURE - The bacon's not in a sammich And she didn't bring back beer in her free hand |
 | THANKS MOM! - Coming back alive is the best present I've ever gotten |
 | ANTONYMS - If the opposite of pro is con, what is the opposite of progress? |
 | CHRIS HANSEN - he'll get you somehow! |
 | RATIONALIZATION - It's easier to kill a life if you dehumanize the child. Referring to the baby as a mistake or a punishment is a good start. |
 | CHANGE YOU CAN BELIEVE IN - REDISTRIBUTION OF WEALTH - |
 | SCARLETT JOHANSSON - She's curvy! |
 | CONFIDENCE - The feeling you have before you understand the situation |
 | IDEALISM - Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality, the costs become prohibitive. --William F. Buckley Jr. |
 | $500M IN STIMULUS BILL - For Solar-Powered Water Heaters in Puerto Rico! (Creates 14 jobs) WHAT!? That territory doesn't even pay federal income taxes! |
 | LOHAN - We miss the hotter version |
 | THE ULTIMATE POLITICIAN - "The statesman shears the sheep; the politician skins them." --Austin O-Malley |
 | OBAMA-NATION - Wow, the problems do look different when you see them from the liberal point of view. |
 | /B/ - |
 | CRUISES - |
 | MY HANDICAP? - When I finish my game and discover there's no "Score Card" paper |
 | $400M IN STIMULUS BILL - To testing for and preventing STDs! I got nothing for this one other than, WTFO? |
 | DEAF OR DISHONEST? - After sitting in Reverend Wright's church for 20 years, President Obama states that he never heard any inflammatory remarks from the pulpit. |
 | $100K IN STIMULUS BILL - For doorbells in Laurel, MS! (Creates 2 jobs) Instead, Congress should stick its finger in its own ass! |
 | CLEAN HANDS - |
 | THANKS GRAMPA - You Did Well |
 | LIBERALS - |
 | LIBERALISM - "The modern definition of 'racist' is someone who is winning an argument with a liberal" --Peter Brimelow |
 | JEDI MIND TRICK - Oh! That's how he got elected. Unfortunately, that means that 52% of Americans are weak minded. |
 | LAND OF ENTITLEMENT - Say goodbye to "Big Brother" cause now the government's your Mother! |
 | A MESSAGE TO D.C. - I want you to get up right now and go to the window. Open it, and stick your head out, and yell, "I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!" |
 | RACE CARD - Wow!! His bonus air miles must be off the chart! |
 | REALITY - |
 | FLYING PUSSY - Thats it. Now were all doomed |
 | THANKS - For dressing up for my wedding Asshole |
 | AMINA - |
 | BOUNDARY CHANGE - |
 | ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE - |
 | RIHANNA JOKES - Giving a whole new meaning to punch lines |
 | MERCHANDISING - |
 | THIS MAN - He spent $700M to get a job that pays only $400K a year, and we're supposed to believe that he has the answers to fix an economic "crisis"??!! |
 | Hangovers - |
 | "EMERGENCY" STIMULUS BILL - Sergeant, who the hell let that thing through the gates? Sir, the Democrats and three Republican turn-coats! |
 | CHANGE - |
 | OBAMA'S ECONOMIC PLAN - "Spreading the wealth"? Your plan spreads the hardship, Mr. President |
 | DRILL BABY DRILL! - Watch the gas prices rise, while the Democratic Congress chase pipe-dreams of "green fuels" instead of drilling for oil to help solve our near-term energy problems. |
 | $70M IN STIMULUS BILL - For quit smoking programs! Thanks Mom, but won't that result in tobacco workers and farmers losing their jobs? |
 | PROPER ETIQUETTE - |
 | DONNER - |
 | NIGHTMARES - "They're the stuff that dreams are made of, plus a cold splash of reality to add a little kick." ~Anonymous~ |
 | BRAVE AMERICANS - |
 | DON'T WORRY... - Your mouth will only be stretched out for a couple of days. The soreness in your jaw, however, could last up to a month. |
 | INFANTRY - Always Improvise, Adapt and Overcome...!!!TAGS: army war infantry soldier iraq afghanistan warrior combat Rating: 3.25/5 More motifakes by Cerberus |
 | THANKS FOR THE WARNING - But you're about a few decades too late! |
 | INNOVATION - Designing something that doesn't get improved on much for 100 years. |
 | STRAIGHT FROM THE HORSE'S MOUTH - "My friends, we live in the greatest nation in the history of the world. I hope you'll join me as we try to change it." --Barack Obama |
 | PSST! - Do me a favor, Joe. SHUT THE HELL UP!! |
 | EDUCATION - |
 | CHANGE - This is the kind of change we really need |
 | FALLIBILITY - |
 | SOO WEE!!! - Here pig, pig, pig! $790B of taxpayers money! |
 | HOPEY CHANGEY THINGY - How's That Working For You So Far? |
 | 4CHAN - Setting the right example for us motifakers |
 | SLEIGHT OF HAND - The use of skillful tricks and deceptions to produce baffling effects. Like promising change and delivering socialism. |
 | ANOTHER BROKEN PROMISE - "We need earmark reform. And when I'm president, I will go line by line to make sure we're not spending money unwisely." --Barack Obama (He signed the Omnibus with 8,500 bipartisan earmarks) |
 | TIMOTHY GEITHNER - Is anyone else concerned that the guy leading the bank recovery and the IRS always looks like a monkey trying to do Algebra? TIMMAY!! |
 | BALANCE - |
 | SIDE BOOB - There is nothing hotter... except maybe mouth or hand boob. |
 | IDEOLOGY - "He that lives upon hope will die fasting." --Benjamin Franklin |
 | LIBERAL TRUTH #1 - To win, you don't have to stand "for" any values, you merely have to demonize your opponent's values and stand "against" them |
 | THIS MAN - He spent $700M to get a job that pays $400K a year, and he's supposed to "save" us in an economic crisis??!! |
 | THE USUAL SUSPECTS - In one month, these three imprudent politicians spent more of your tax dollars than was spent on both wars in Afghanistan and Iraq over the past 7 years. |
 | THANKS FOR ALL THE FISH - |
 | MOTIFAKER EPIPHANY MOMENT - Buster suddenly realizes that just mentioning the word bacon will automatically get you an extra poodle and a half |
 | GIDDY UP! - Yippee-ki-yay motherfucker! |
 | $1 TRILLION DOLLARS! - Mwahahahaha! Mwahahahaha! Mwahahahaha! Mmmm. |