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LAST CHRISTMAS - I gave my mother-in-law a coffin. The next year I didn't give her anything. She asked why and I said "you didn't use last year's present."

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djrcreative - January 19, 2012, 3:00 pm
ROTFLMAO! I was given the gift of her absence. I got divorced. ;)

putin -

FIRE TORNADOS - Is how you know that God hates you

9:00 A.M. WAKE UP CALL FOR A MR. CUBBYBEAR - Cubby it's 9:00 A.M. wake up Alright crash cymbal time!

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BATMAN - Screw Gangnam Style!

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oh westboro united church -

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EmilioDumphque - June 6, 2013, 4:09 am
I wonder if tornadoes make people stupid. We've all seen a lot of bonehead stuff come from those states.

SPACEDOG'S PHYSICAL - went off without a hitch this year

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TheGrayFox - May 27, 2010, 10:18 am
so many ****ty jokes....
rerun - April 6, 2010, 10:15 pm

NASA could use it for laser based guidance systems, the **** ray.
spacedog - April 6, 2010, 10:13 pm
In 3-D! Phew, this movie stinks.
agdaniele - April 6, 2010, 10:12 pm
Brown I-max.
spacedog - April 6, 2010, 10:11 pm
It's almost like my rec*** helps focus light too. I'll be working at the IMAX soon.
rerun - April 6, 2010, 10:09 pm

that **** is like spackle....could patch a wall with it.
agdaniele - April 6, 2010, 10:07 pm
He wanted to be peanutb***er-free for the doctor.
rerun - April 6, 2010, 10:06 pm

thankfully space ate that colon cleanser before the exam
spacedog - April 6, 2010, 8:53 pm
HA! I'll count my blessings. I'd rather try to s****** that flashlight than have it go in the other way. Thanks Airman.

THE REGULATOR'S - Don't take it personal TIMMY. Your mommy still loves you. Probably.




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NICOLE SCHERZINGER - hates this part right here

decaf -

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mizzdizz - December 4, 2016, 6:41 pm
Thanks, RL!
Reality Lord - December 4, 2016, 9:46 am

real real nice dizz
mizzdizz - December 4, 2016, 7:38 am
Thanks, guys! You are obviously fellow worshipers of the almighty coffee pot! Silvy, another fave saying, LOL!
concern3 - December 4, 2016, 5:45 am
Amen sister, UP yours
Silverheart - December 3, 2016, 9:09 pm

Decaf is a subtle way to let houseguests know that they have overstayed their welcome.

Ironic Twist -

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