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Hilton Demotivational Poster

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NARCISSISM - "One of the troubles about vanity is that it grows with what it feeds on. The more you are talked about, the more you will wish to be talked about." Bertrand Russell

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Rating: 4.46/5

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steve1961 - July 18, 2012, 11:53 pm
This is all about me...isn't it? ;)

LOOK OUT BOY'S - Paris is joining the Marine's ( fire bubbles.., not bullets... )

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Rating: 2.87/5

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fascistfrenchman - July 6, 2010, 5:24 pm
I know a woman who would be disappointed that it fires bubbles instead of real shells. 4 Lions


THE FREE WORLD THANKS YOU 007 - M, objective accomplished; I've just assassinated Paris Hilton.

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Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 9, 2014, 2:00 am

IT'S COMFORTING TO KNOW - That paris Hilton can save us all from a zombie invasion

PEREZ HILTON - He makes Elton John look like Rambo

IDIOTS - She can beat me with her experience anytime...

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Rating: 1.76/5
BriaHere - June 18, 2009, 10:36 am
Oh, so you want herpes?
murderblade - December 29, 2008, 7:31 pm
idiots, most can spell they.


HIPPOPOTOMONSTROSESQUIPEDALIOPHOBIA - Not the case here. It's more the problem to understand words with more than four letters.

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Rating: 3.78/5

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booger13 - March 29, 2010, 11:02 pm
bull5h17 , she aint that smart to even read the book, much less when she prob saw the book it looked like it was French

PARIS HILTON - Part human. Part money. All retarded.

A NIGHTMARE - for Paris Hilton.


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Rating: 4.35/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 9, 2013, 12:34 pm
Amen! A - freakin' - men! 5L!
Silverheart - January 24, 2013, 8:37 pm

Thanks, you guys... I does it for the lolz.
GaryO - January 24, 2013, 8:32 pm
Sly, when you roll, you rock. And you be rolling….and Prissy’s comment makes this 5 Leaps somewhere over the freaking rainbow
MissPriss - January 24, 2013, 8:14 pm
and your little dog too... he 5L hates ya!


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Rating: 4.25/5

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steve1961 - June 8, 2014, 2:25 pm
She's 21. She's advertised as Japan's Lady GaGa...
Reality Lord - June 8, 2014, 11:32 am

Kyary Pamyu Pamyu...um please tell me she's older than the 9yr old they have her made up as. just totally wrong.
Silverheart - June 6, 2014, 8:31 pm

Do you even google, bro? Kyary Pamyu Pamyu is a J-pop star... see my sig in the forum. And I'd love to do some Kamasutra activities with her!
steve1961 - June 6, 2014, 10:57 am
Kyary Pamyu Pamyu? Is that some kind of Kama Sutra thing? With an octopus, no doubt...
Silverheart - June 6, 2014, 9:16 am

1 beauty out of the 4 (Kim's h**, I don't care), Jenny McCarthy's funny sometimes... other than that, I couldn't care less about them. Give me Kyary Pamyu Pamyu anyday
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 6, 2014, 12:23 am
No worries, Sho. Sometimes it's difficult to tell on the internet... and texting.
Sho - June 5, 2014, 11:29 am
No need to apologize. I wasn't offended :)
GaryO - June 5, 2014, 8:58 am
Personality? Character? Face? Health issues? Things can be overlooked....‘cept that enormous hind end of Miss K. She could be the next Robert Crumb model, of which I’m a huge fan....of Robert Crumb....aaand humongous hind ends.
GaryO - June 5, 2014, 8:57 am
As for me, I can appreciate Sho’s stance in regard to those poor maligned sweeties. As for those ladies themselves, hey, I do love a smorgasbord.
GaryO - June 5, 2014, 8:56 am
Well, imagine that, crotchetyoldcynic is being a crotchety old cynic. Opines can be shared without provocation. No need to apologize, cynic.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 5, 2014, 1:23 am
But we can agree to disagree. And if I've offended you in any way - poster or comment - it was NOT my intention, I apologize.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 5, 2014, 1:15 am
. . . and it's darker than any film could depict. It's commendable that you want to see the good in people, especially at Motifake and in your life. I just can't regarding the film industry.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 5, 2014, 1:07 am
Granted, there are people who get into acting with the best intentions. But to believe that everybody's intentions in Hollywood is pure, would be naive. Now I don't want to sound cliched, but I've had friends and family go to Hollywood and Disney . . .
Greeny - June 4, 2014, 10:04 pm
I heard Paris could f**kup a County Fair
Sho - June 4, 2014, 4:48 pm
i see its more, lets say, fun and easier to think badly of someone, than to actually walk in their shoes, or figure out what really happened. but yes, people like you, who bash what you hate instead of promote what you love, are making them famous too
Sho - June 4, 2014, 4:45 pm
those are good reasons to think they have some s*d without even knowing them personally? better just believe what the media wants you to think and judge by what you hear/see, not what you know. Any guy could say the same about your mom/sister/girlfriend 2
maoworks2 - June 4, 2014, 1:00 pm
Point Taking .
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 4, 2014, 11:37 am
Lastly, any average guy you ask would most likely say that they'd "t@p that." What stops those in power - in complete control of their career - to do the same? . . . . . I fear I may have said too much, lol.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 4, 2014, 11:32 am
That's basically why I logically believe that certain ones in the aforementioned have something, despite what they themselves actually believe to be cured.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 4, 2014, 11:25 am
"cures." E.g. polio is making a comeback. And as medical science has proven (or not proven) nothing is cured - not even cancer. Everything is in remission, slowly mutating into something stronger; more resistant to treatment.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 4, 2014, 11:19 am
I think if one climbed the ladder to success with no real talent (excluding bedroom talent), according to any and all home videos that were "accidentally left in the open", there's no doubt that medically something is incubating despite so called
Greybeard - June 4, 2014, 8:24 am
Super. 5 HoLlywood faceLifts
Sho - June 4, 2014, 7:52 am
Why do people always a**ume they have s*d?
Reality Lord - June 4, 2014, 6:55 am

Meh...shoot me. I've always had a thing for paris


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Rating: 3.62/5

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agdaniele - May 22, 2009, 1:53 am
This is solid. 5L
BoneCD - May 21, 2009, 11:44 pm
I got to stop with the intellectual matter...

CELEBIRTY GYNECOLOGY - This weeks episode we visit Paris Hilton

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Rating: 3.57/5

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code - December 14, 2009, 5:40 am
he's gonna need some sort of eye protection. the fumes could melt his corneas

THE PARIS HILTON - The Arc de Triomphe Hilton sits among iconic Paris landmarks. Indulge in the spa, or dine alfresco at Le Safron

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Rating: 3.36/5

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sickartist - December 19, 2009, 1:40 pm
Excellent twist on the challenge. 5L

CLOTHES PIN - Why? Because without one he can still breathe!


REMEMBER "THAT" KID... - he smelled funny, dressed like his big sister, and everyone kidney checked?

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Rating: 2.65/5

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THE TEST - Does a ducks' "quack" echo or not?

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Rating: 2.6/5

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know_it_all - May 18, 2009, 4:08 pm
i'd hit it, for monetary purposes of course
SlimSkeeter - September 30, 2008, 9:28 pm
Looking at Paris makes my ***k curl up and hide. I saw part of that *** video and I would rather f*** a "Real Doll" ... At least i would get a response back.
GayTest? - September 2, 2008, 6:52 am
Actually I wasn't even thinking that, i was thinking this was a g** Test ;o)
RnR - August 28, 2008, 5:54 pm
sigh, i knew i had to explain: Paris = airhead. Duck quacks in ear. Empty room should provide echo (or reverb)
aPauling - August 28, 2008, 1:02 pm
Is syphilis supposed to stop a duck's quack from echoing or something?

SOCIALITES - They *really* are into everything

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Rating: 2.45/5

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DotDotDot - February 6, 2009, 10:44 pm
In this case however, everything is into her... and by into I mean inside.